My Millennial Teenage Diary

Nicole Ellison
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  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

My most cringe diary moments rewritten with an adult voice, for your entertainment. Listeners may also submit their own entries for me to rewrite/dictate on their behalf.

  1. 06/27/2025

    High School: Entry Level

    Join me as I embark upon a new chapter in my Millennial Teenage Diary: High School.

    6 min

  2. 05/16/2024

    Reunited (with T) and It Feels So Good (until his mom ruins it)

    Just when I think I’m over T, he inserts himself back into my life. With his mom watching. And naturally, she’s ruins it.

    7 min

  3. 12/04/2023

    My First REAL Heartbreak Happened via Email

    T breaks up with me 2 days before Valentine’s Day. If that’s not bad enough, he breaks up with me in a two sentence email.

    7 min

  4. 11/24/2023

    A Disposable Camera and a Missed Opportunity

    Is the last day of 7th grade complete without a photo opportunity and me uncontrollably bawling? Nope!

    8 min

  5. 11/13/2023

    He Likes His Girls Smart With a Phat A$$

    I’m in love…again. This time with M who likes smart girls with big a PHat a$$. He’s lucky I’m both. Will we end up together?

    9 min

  6. 10/04/2023

    My First Love Triangle 🥰

    I asked M to the 8th grade reception even though he has a girlfriend. And then I asked T if he’d be my backup if M says no.

    7 min

  7. 10/04/2023

    Party Like It’s 1999!

    It’s NYE 1999. Will the world end with all of the computers in the world crashing tonight??

    4 min

  8. 08/08/2023

    I Just Ruined Valentine’s Day

    Can I intercept the Valentine’s gram I sent to Maxx and stop myself from mass humiliation? Unlikely.

    8 min
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About

My most cringe diary moments rewritten with an adult voice, for your entertainment. Listeners may also submit their own entries for me to rewrite/dictate on their behalf.

Information

  • Creator
    Nicole Ellison
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    18
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Nicole Ellison
  • Show Website
    My Millennial Teenage Diary