Not Your Momma’s Astrologer

Jazzmin Li
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My Name is Jazzmin Li and I provide astrological advice without all the new age rhetoric. Getting past the woo woo to get to the real you!

  1. 1h ago

    Your New Story Awaits!

    Send me your thoughts here! Text only. If you would like a reading, add your phone number or email address to the text! Looking forward to hearing from you. ❤️🌟 The Astrology of the Week Says: Your New Story Awaits This week gives us a bright shining moment on Wednesday. A Mercury Cazimi. Our messenger, communicator, and voice in our head gets thrown into the sun. For better or worse. Things come to the surface. Insights bloom. Something is ready to be uncovered. Our job is not to do something about the insights that arise, but rather, to sit with it all. The big-NESS of what comes up and find some awe. Some insight that will light the smallest candle inside to guide the way.  Don't be afraid of what comes up, Jupiter is here. Our planet of luck, expansion, and right timing is making magic with Venus on the same day as the Cazimi. Whatever comes up is supposed to be here.  Allow it to sit with you by your bed, walk with you in the morning, and make it some tea...this new little bit of you. This new bit of understanding. It's been a process, let this part be the turning point! The book I'm reading: Mother Mary Comes To Me by Arundhati Roy The song in my head: Calling My Spirit by Valerie June What I'm into right now: Writing a poem a day

  2. 6d ago

    The Astrology of the Week Says: Fairy Portals Are Real!

    Send me your thoughts here! Text only. If you would like a reading, add your phone number or email address to the text! Looking forward to hearing from you. ❤️🌟 When astrology gets too real, we have to go deeper down into our imaginations. Sometimes, we even have to let our inner children take the wheel. They know so much more about presence than we do. As the veil gets thin this week, we. have access to our ancestors and the part of ourselves that understand magic.  Incantation. Motivations.  They exist freer in the parts of us that stay innocent.  That doesn't have ulterior motives. That just wants to be seen and played with. If we can access our innocent selves this week, the I believe we can that in others as well. What do your people need at a child level? This is the work. The veil is thin and we have helpers. Let it all in and allow it to transform you this week.  The book I'm reading: Hollywood Ending by John Green The song in my head: Ladder by Joan Osborne What I'm into right now: Candles...ALL. THE. CANDLES...

  3. Oct 18

    The Astrology of the Week Says: What is Lost Can Also Be Found

    Send me your thoughts here! Text only. If you would like a reading, add your phone number or email address to the text! Looking forward to hearing from you. ❤️🌟 This is a week FULL of astrology.  Venus still takes the stage.  She is in the biggest moment of her retrograde. A moment where she get's pulled into the sun.  It is a hard won aha moment. It isn't always what we expect though. That's the thing about magic and alchemy. The work we do doesn't always give us the vision, it just gives us the desire.  Friday is a soul planting day to take seriously. Put your whole heart into what you see for yourself. What are you ready to claim? What are you ready to let go of?  Pronoia is the belief or feeling that the universe, the world, and other people are secretly conspiring to help you. Even if that something is a no, rejection, dark, not what you expected.  Mercury retrograde comes this week to help us lose our minds a bit. We lose our minds to find our hearts. We can't explain away what is going on in the world. We can't fathom the place we are at. We are lost in the woods.  Venus is becoming a morning star. She will bring us to our soul sunrise, we just have to trust that destruction and darkness are the beginning points of creation. Welcome to your creation story.  The book I'm Reading: Finally finished The Pirate Queen and what a beautiful lesson to this week. A historical character that wasn't afraid to oppose what society had in store for her. A rebel. The maker of her own destiny. Highly recommend! The song in my head: Pronoia by Carly Pearl What I'm into right now: Voice memo's with my people.

  4. Oct 12

    The Astrology of the Week Says: Instead of Self-ISH try Self-NESS

    Send me your thoughts here! Text only. If you would like a reading, add your phone number or email address to the text! Looking forward to hearing from you. ❤️🌟 The Venus retrograde continues its work.  I see it as the deep mirror.  The self that we hid in order to be kinder, more acceptable, more appealing to the outside world.  The deep dark moments of this week strips all of that way. It's not about playing nice anymore, it's about showing up to moment as yourself. The only thing that can guide us in the dark is our felt senses. The part of you that has directions stored deep down into the cavern of source.  What you came into this world to be is knocking.  It will take some stripping.  What future version of self is knocking at your door, and what does that other self have to say? The book I'm reading: Still sailing the seas of The Pirate Queen The song in my head: Only You by Yaz What I'm into right now: Pictures of everyday life

  5. Oct 5

    The Astrology of the Week Says: Time To Do Some Shelving in Our Inner Libraries...

    Send me your thoughts here! Text only. If you would like a reading, add your phone number or email address to the text! Looking forward to hearing from you. ❤️🌟 Where are things put away deep inside?  Do you envision a bunch of soul books out of order or placed in rooms where don't belong?  Every change of the season asks a different question.  This autumn I think the question could be...Where are you shelving that?  Sometimes, we get so busy with the act of living that we forget the rich collection of story we have gathered inside of ourselves. How do we even begin to sort all that has happened?  How do feel about all the has happened? Should feelings and facts even be in the same room?  Has it just become based on true events instead of actually being true?  It's time to ask the important questions.  It's time to understand why we shelve our hearts the way we do.  The book I'm reading: The Pirate Queen by Ariel Lawhon The song in my head: A Beginning Snobby The Decemberists What I'm into right now: My polaroid camera

  6. Sep 28

    The Astrology of the Week Says: What's Your Siren Song?

    Send me your thoughts here! Text only. If you would like a reading, add your phone number or email address to the text! Looking forward to hearing from you. ❤️🌟 This week may come in hot, or deep, or both.  There could be fighting, aha moments, or both.  All things come as itself and its opposite self.  It's never too late to get rid of regrets by working them all the way through. This is a week that give us all the chance to grow through the dark corners that dwell hidden inside of us.  It's never too late to heal, if we are willing to listen.  The book I'm reading: The Odyssey The song in my head: Season of the Witch (Cover by Alanis Morissette)  What I'm into right now: My cat's unhinged behaviors...

  7. Sep 21

    The Astrology of the Week Says: Subconscious Meet Conscious.

    Send me your thoughts here! Text only. If you would like a reading, add your phone number or email address to the text! Looking forward to hearing from you. ❤️🌟 There is a lot of moving parts to the astrology this week.  What becomes most important is our awareness.  What do you notice about your life right now?  What do you think your subconscious would be saying to you if you had a direct line of communication? Where are the holes in your life?  How deep down a hole are you? This week is astrology that is moving us. All different part of us. It asks us not to just trust the great mystery of life, but to become a detective in your own psyche and solve some shit!  The book I'm reading: People With Holes by Heather Fowler The song in my head: Blur by Aldae What I'm into right now: Before sleep hypnosis. Trying to speak to those unconscious parts of myself.

  8. Sep 14

    The Astrology of the Weeks Says: Prophecy, Portents, and Divination!

    Send me your thoughts here! Text only. If you would like a reading, add your phone number or email address to the text! Looking forward to hearing from you. ❤️🌟 This week speaks to the heralding of change that is calling within.  There is no beginning, middle, or end to a life story really. How many artists died never recognizing how important they would become?  How many pictures you took will adorn the walls of your grandchildren? What history are we making?  It is not up to us to know these answers, but rather to use our present moment to divine great plot twists.  To embark.  To begin or end, they come from each other.  The book I'm reading: Shackelton's Stowaway  The song in my head: I Believe in Being Ready by Rising Appalachia  What I'm into right now: My new bed sheets

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My Name is Jazzmin Li and I provide astrological advice without all the new age rhetoric. Getting past the woo woo to get to the real you!

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  • Creator
    Jazzmin Li
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    119
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 Not Your Momma’s Astrologer
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