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Hello there and welcome to Racehorse Movies! In this podcast from TheNeverPress two film fans, Graham and Luke, take a racing sheet from last week, pick a horse name from that sheet for each other, and from that horse name pitch a movie idea! Our intrepid pitchers can add dream directors, stars, composers, best boys, stable boys (maybe not that last one!) to flesh out their pitches and get them projected onto your mind cinemas for your enjoyment! The horses are at the starting line, the pitches are in! Join Graham and Luke for Racehorse Movies! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 2d ago

    Two Can Problem

    This episode we start things off with a real treat for you lovely listeners - a bumper bunch of reviews, with plenty of chomps, and a Joe Pesci movie marathon! Then it's time for Graham and Luke to lift us all off into SPAAAAAAAAACE! This week's pitch sees our duo project a dramatic, cynical sci-fact™ movie onto the Mind Cinema screen, where a husband and wife's marriage starts to break down almost as quickly as the damaged space station they are trying to repair - and all in front of hundreds of millions of viewers. In space, no one can hear you scream.....but rest assured everyone can see you be a terrible, cowardly, misogynist b*stard! Show Notes 00:00 – 12:30 – Intro, what we have watched – Beast Of War (2025), With Honours (1994), Jimmy Hollywood (1994), The Super (1991) 12:30 – 44:34 – Graham and Luke pitch Two Can Problem 44:34 – 48:06 – Outro Follow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you! See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Two Can Problem

  2. Jul 20

    Elm Creek

    This week after a couple of movie reviews, Graham and Luke pitch a twisted tale about the pangs, pains and dangers of going back to where you came from, in a whip fast genre-switching small town American odyssey...will a big city reporter get lost, possibly forever, in the past he escaped years before? Will he be trapped, tortured and encased within a giant fire hydrant?! Will Graham get so het up he has an accidental Glen-age a trois mid-episode?! Let's get into the Mind Cinema, get those bums on seats, and find out! Show Notes 00:00 – 09:35 – Intro, what we have watched – The Good Son (1993), The Ballad Of Wallis Island (2025) 09:35 – 37:00 – Graham and Luke pitch Elm Creek 37:00 – 42:21 – Casting and outro Follow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you! See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Elm Creek

  3. Jul 13

    On The Cards

    Graham and Luke start the show by reviewing a couple of Paul Schrader movies from the 90s, before pulling on some ritualistic robes and getting all mystical with this week's pitch! Prepare thyself, dear listener, for a terrifying tale of two showmen who dabble too deeply into the occult, and spend the next 10 years paying for their dubious explorations...there will be wild visions (not just our two glorious pitchers), spectacular magic fights, portals to terrifying liminal spaces, and friendships torn asunder...beware, for this week, inside the Mind Cinema lays madness, art thou brave enough to enter?! Show Notes 00:00 – 13:20 – Intro, what we have watched – Light Sleeper (1992), Affliction (1997) 13:20 – 46:20 – Graham and Luke pitch On The Cards 46:20 – 52:33 – Casting and outro Follow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you! See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    On The Cards

  4. Jul 6

    Season Four Mid-Season Break - The 90s Film Quiz!

    This week it's time for Graham and Luke to go head to head again, like a T-800 and a T-1000 tussling in a shopping mall corridor, or maybe that should be a Stallone and a Stone writhing about in a room sized shower...while James Woods shouts at everyone...erm...where were we?! Oh yeah, that's right we've got another 90s Film Quiz for you all to enjoy! Coming at Graham and Luke with more questions than a green spandex-clad, bowler-hatted Jim Carrey, is the masterful quizmaster Producer Andy - he's got props, puns and some fantastic questions for you all to play along with at home! Get set for more tension than a cup of coffee with De Niro and Pacino, and let's find out who wins this time! If you want to test your mettle with another quiz, check out this episode from Season 3! Show Notes 00:00 – 06:07 – Intro, some 90s movie chatter (and bonus Bullseye talk) 06:07 – 58:32 – Producer Andy's 90s Film Quiz! 58:32 – 01:01:13 – Outro SPOILER ALERT - some of these will be answers in the quiz! If you've been inspired to check out some of the 90s movies in this episode, then here is the full list of ALL the movies we mention: Beyond The Law The Limey Grosse Point Blank Interview with a Vampire Leon: The Professional Starship Troopers Natural Born Killers Cutthroat Island Tin Cup The Full Monty Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Demolition Man Austin Power’s International Man of Mystery Candyman Terminator 2 Air Force One Independence Day Jurassic Park Goldeneye Enemy of the State The Net Scream Star Trek Generations, Star Trek First Contact, Star Trek Insurrection Tremors Double Impact, Timecop and Maximum Risk Wayne’s World The Insider Dead Man Walking Carlito’s Way From Dusk Til Dawn Anaconda Out of Sight Gods and Monsters The Land Girls The Mummy The Siege The Bridges of Maddison County Death Becomes Her The Paper Dumb and Dumber 101 Dalmatians Somersby Amistad Contact The Rocketeer Psycho (1998) Dogma Chain Reaction The River Wild Feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you! See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Season Four Mid-Season Break - The 90s Film Quiz!

  5. Jun 29

    First Encounter

    This week, as well as reviews of a couple of forgotten 90s movie-gems, Graham and Luke dedicate the episode to a certain Hollywood star. That's right, it's time to pitch another star vehicle in the Mind Cinema! But who can the lucky star be?? Safe to say they have had their fair share of The Drama, and often leave audiences lost in a state of Euphoria thanks to their acting prowess...are our duo Challengers enough to pitch a movie fit for their many talents, or are they Dune-ed to fail?! Bums on seats everyone, and lets find out....here's hoping you're hungry for a big, thrilling slice of cerebral spy pie! If you fancy another couple of star vehicle pitches, head back to Season 2 for our Jack Nicholson special - Saint Davy & Call Me Lord! Show Notes 00:00 – 09:29 – Intro, what we have watched – Bad Influence (1990), The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) 09:29 – 30:33 – Graham and Luke pitch First Encounter 30:33 – 32:31 – Outro Follow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you! See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    First Encounter

  6. Jun 22

    Six Speed - Star Wars Special!

    This week Graham and Luke kick things off with a couple of movie reviews, one old, one new - both great! Then our duo take you to a scrapheap, in a galaxy far far far away...to tell the tale of a young Podracer who yearns for a life amongst the stars...will their dreams of space travel be finally realised, or will they be crushed under the cosh of the evil Empire? Will Luke's brazen ignorance of Star Wars prove too much for Graham and Producer Andy to bear?? Cuddle up to your favourite Wookie, clear the Mynocks off of the screen, and let's get some Star Wars projected onto your Mind Cinemas! If your appetites have been truly whetted for some more space-themed pitches, check out Arceno’s Adventure from Season 1, Or Luna Run from Season 2! Show Notes 00:00 – 10:07 – Intro, what we have watched – Blue Moon (2025), The Long Good Friday (1980) 10:07 – 33:40 – Graham and Luke pitch Six Speed 33:40 – 40:02 – Casting & Outro Follow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you! See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Six Speed - Star Wars Special!

  7. Jun 15

    Yes Day

    This week Graham and Luke pitch a sequel to a beloved 80s movie and explore what the heck everyone is up to 40 years later (they also deftly skirt the fact it has been 40 years, to avoid any undue existential crisis!). 'What classic could it be?!', you cry...our lips are sealed...all we can say is, it's going to be a Bueller-full episode, oooooooooh yeah! We also have a couple of movie reviews to kick things off as per, so come and revel in all things film, tuck your hands behind your heads, and let the Mind Cinema entertain! If this leaves you hankering to listen to us pitch some more sequels for existing movies - why not check out The Game Is Up & Twilight Kiss for a couple of James Bond pitches, Air Apparent where Air America gets a second outing, or Madame Fenella - if you're feeling brave enough to head into Hellraiser territory with us both?! Show Notes 00:00 – 08:35 – Intro, what we have watched – Die My Love (2025), Bunny (2025) 08:35 – 28:32 – Graham and Luke pitch Yes Day 28:32 – 29:55 – Casting & Outro Feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you! See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Yes Day

  8. Jun 8

    One More Stroke

    This week in the Mind Cinema, as a little treat for you lovely listeners, Graham and Luke throw an extra movie review into the mix to start the episode! Then they get down to the important business of hope-baiting Producer Andy with the prospect of a Tin Cup sequel that never happens...sorry Producer Andy! Dreams successfully crushed, it's time to pull on their painters smocks, whip out their easels, and dive into a pitch set in the wonderful world of art - and the somewhat less wonderful world of plagiarism, theft, forgery and shame-death that lies beneath it!  If this episode has got you in the mood for more pitches about paintings, why not check out our pitch for Splashing Pilot from Season 2?! Show Notes 00:00 – 12:12 – Intro, what we have watched – Across 110th Street (1972), The Hit (1984), The Limey (1999) 12:12 – 35:15 – Graham and Luke pitch One More Stroke 35:15 – 38:54 – Casting & Outro Feel free to drop us a line at racehorsemovies@theneverpress.com, we would love to hear from you! See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello there and welcome to Racehorse Movies! In this podcast from TheNeverPress two film fans, Graham and Luke, take a racing sheet from last week, pick a horse name from that sheet for each other, and from that horse name pitch a movie idea! Our intrepid pitchers can add dream directors, stars, composers, best boys, stable boys (maybe not that last one!) to flesh out their pitches and get them projected onto your mind cinemas for your enjoyment! The horses are at the starting line, the pitches are in! Join Graham and Luke for Racehorse Movies! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Racehorse Movies
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    56
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Graham Thomas
  • Show Website
    Racehorse Movies