Rude Roundtable

Purdy, Gav, John & Ted
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Step up to the Rude Roundtable. unfiltered, hilariously offensive, and entirely off the rails, this is the ultimate no-holds-barred conversation with your funniest mates. Whether dissecting medical miracles, roasting each other's lifestyle choices, or solving the nation's problems with sheer nonsense, no topic is off-limits and no feelings are spared. If you like your comedy crude, your banter sharp, and your topics completely unpredictable, pull up a seat and brace yourself.

  1. 2d ago

    111 - Infusion Confusion

    Find us here https://ruderoundtable.com Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://belesduna.com Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary The hosts kick off the show without Ted, debating the erotic appeal of ducks versus librarians and discussing a man who was devoured by a tiger after making poor life choices.In a moment of questionable decision-making, the team samples a fiery home-infused chilli tequila straight from the jar, rating it surprisingly tolerable despite the lack of shot glasses.The conversation strays into bizarre news stories, including an Australian man who claimed a horse's wink constituted sexual consent and a Florida man arrested for dangling from a traffic light to defecate on passing cars.Nostalgic misadventures take center stage as the hosts recall childhood tales involving stolen adult magazines, crusty towels blamed on toothpaste, and parents accidentally swapping Christmas presents to reveal a massive dildo.Closing out the madness, the crew brews up an atrocious new concoction of pineapple rings, heavy curry powder, and white rum, fittingly dubbed "Curry Rum Bum."Verdict: A delightfully unhinged hour of chaotic banter, questionable alcohol experiments, and bottom-shelf Internet trivia that proves safety-first is definitely not their motto. #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #Tequila #ChilliInfusion #FloridaMan #BizarreNews #CurryRumBum #PodcastHumor #UnfilteredBanter #Storytime

  2. 6d ago

    110 - Spak GPT

    Find us here https://ruderoundtable.com Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://belesduna.com Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary The crew concocted a horrific-looking "infusion" by cutting up homegrown Scotch Bonnets and throwing them into a jar of tequila with limes to sample on next week's show.A bizarre news segment covered a Las Vegas buffet thief caught hiding seven pounds of crab legs in her vagina and a man who successfully faked Down Syndrome to get bathed by unsuspecting caregivers.A deadly threesome argument triggered a discussion on ridiculous crime motives and execution methods, ranging from "humane" head-ripping claw machines to Viking-style heroin boat funerals.The guys tackled strange internet conspiracy theories, debating whether the planet is flat, huge, or bounded by an Antarctic ice wall while questioning who declared Greenwich the center of time.John's latest obsession with AI music production tools and Python coding devolved into a hilarious confession about getting into domestic arguments with ChatGPT over its mistakes.Verdict: An unhinged session of bad decisions, questionable science, and why you should never trust a jar of home-infused liquor. #RudeRoundtable #Podcast #Comedy #DarkHumor #Banter #AI #InfusedLiquor #WTFNews #OddStories #ConspiracyTheories

  3. Sep 20

    109 - Slappin' the Chicken

    Find us here https://ruderoundtable.com Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://belesduna.com/ Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary The crew debated the practicality of sci-fi body modifications before spiraling into a legally dubious plan to cook a chicken with thousands of slaps and forge a sword out of human blood.A deep dive into internet pranks and terms-and-conditions loopholes led to proposed ideas for their new website, including misleading buttons and hypothetical revenge schemes.Disney classic movies were thoroughly ruined by dark fan theories involving grief-induced hallucinations, sinister corporate overlords, and cryogenic freezing.An attempt to choose ideal movie universes quickly descended into pitching a Herbie and Death Race crossover while reminiscing about cramming into vintage VW Beetles.The guys traded hot takes on which celebrities they’d love to grab a pint with versus who they’d gladly punch in the face, concluding that being old gives you the ultimate license to not give a damn.#RudeRoundtable #Podcast #Comedy #FanTheories #PopCulture #CelebrityHotTakes #MovieUniverses #Banter #DarkHumor #WTFFacts

  4. Sep 11

    108 - Arachnophobia & Ali G

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary The gang returns to discuss the high-octane sex and bottle-based violence of the TV show Banshee.The conversation devolves into nostalgic TV talk and the ridiculous costs of managing endless streaming subscriptions.Steve the spider crashes the set and throws everyone into a hilarious state of panic.The guys attempt to solve a chaotic 15-week-old puppy's behavioral issues with questionable dog-training advice.They wrap up with a wild deep-dive into nostalgic 80s and 90s WWF wrestling, complete with absurd conspiracy theories.Verdict: An absolute masterclass in completely unhinged, banter-filled male bonding—come for the TV recommendations, stay for the spider-induced hysteria. #Banshee #PodcastBanter #PuppyProblems #SpiderPanic #WWFNostalgia #StreamingWars #AliG #ComedyPodcast #BoysNightIn #PodcastLife

  5. Sep 4

    107 - Bellows, Booze, and Bonnie Blue

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary The whole gang reunites after a wild, booze-fueled summer barbecue that naturally devolved into naked garden wandering and crawling up the stairs.A prospective new studio segment is hatched to infuse cheap alcohol with bizarre ingredients, ranging from Quavers and crab sticks to 90% ethanol.The crew unpicks bizarre global headlines, including a 45-year-old man confessing to Abraham Lincoln's assassination and the uncanny resemblance of "Palm Beach Pete" to Jeffrey Epstein.A hypothetical debate breaks out over waking up in your teenage body, concluding that most of the hosts would immediately resort to buying Bitcoin or trademarking Facebook.Historical medical facts come under the spotlight, specifically the terrifying era when doctors resurrected drowning victims by blowing tobacco smoke up their backsides with bellows.Verdict: An absolute masterclass in chaotic British banter where hangover regrets, retro movie nostalgia, and historic rectal smoking theories seamlessly intertwine. #RudeRoundtable #PodcastHumour #BritishBanter #BarbecueChaos #WildConspiracies #BizarreNews #InfusedLiquor #PodcastLife #ComedyGold #RandomThoughts

  6. Aug 8

    106 - Wish You Were Here

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary (Or: Post-booze depression, human barbecues, and bacon joints.) Hangover Regrets: John opens the show suffering from post-drinking remorse, complaining that hangovers turns him into a miserable c**t while being mocked for having the social battery of a dead phone unless he's utterly plastered.Morbid Coffin Pranks: The gang turns to death, debating burning £50k coffins out of pure spite for their heirs, setting up a "human barbecue" over a urinal trough, and installing fake screaming audio tracks inside their caskets to terrify mourners.Bacon Brainstorms: A brief detour into anti-aging science morphs into a tick conspiracy theory, prompting an idiot-brainstorm to invent bacon-flavored vape juice and bacon-skin joints—only to discover degenerate Americans already beat them to it.Ancient Roman Plumbing: Shocked to learn ancient Romans had working toilets while 19th-century Londoners were still chucking buckets of shit out the window, the crew concludes history is a lie and aliens definitely built the past.War Drones & Superhero Rants: After casually watching horrifying suicide-drone footage from Ukraine, the hosts immediately pivot to praising the hyper-violent cartoon Invincible and arguing over whether superheroes look weak when they works as part of a team.#PodcastBanter #HangoverRegrets #DarkHumour #BaconInventions #AncientHistory #RomanPlumbing #AlienConspiracies #Invincible #PopCulture #PubTalk

  7. Aug 5

    105 - Unsafe Space (Alco-John Returns)

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Here is a condensed, snarky breakdown of the madness: Episode Summary (Or: Drunken Freemasons, zero-G ejaculation, and three days of trapped shit.) Freemason Hacks: Drinking Tango-Orange vodka, the hosts kick off by revealing one of them quit his Freemason lodge but still has total access to their atrocious website, planning solo mirror-rituals and back-garden goat sacrifices.Spider-Vaginas & Anime Cat Girls: A quick debate on 90s sci-fi movies spirals into graphic descriptions of anime monsters with razor-toothed genital spiders, culminating in a casual admission of a fondness for anime cat girls.Three-Day Constipation: The gang freaks out over a host's three-day lack of bowel movements—warning him of "poo poisoning" and gooch-ripping "scratchy-poos"—before nostalgically reflecting on crop-dusting Tesco shoppers during lockdown.Post-COVID Rants: The crew devolves into peak conspiracy banter, blaming vaccines for everything from burning bones and sleep apnea to losing the basic human ability to speak.Space-Wanks & Tattoo Tic-Tac-Toe: The episode wraps up with dream jobs (becoming an astronaut solely to ejaculate in zero-gravity over a sleeping peer), a drunken plan to play leg-tattoo Tic-Tac-Toe with non-dominant hands, and a magical neck-curing reclining sofa.

  8. Jul 23

    104 - Foxy Business

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary (Or: Goth daughters, AI data centers, and ancient Roman plumbing.) Goth Kids & Rock 'n' Roll: The hosts catch up after a few weeks off, admiring a daughter’s transformation into a platform-boot-wearing goth who is mastering Nirvana and Oasis chords on a borrowed Telecaster.AI Overlords & Tattoo Artistry: The conversation turns to AI, where the crew defends using tech like ChatGPT for boring corporate policies and social media automation, while lamenting how it's killing the artistry in music and video games.Pooing Foxes & Water Wars: After laughing over local foxes that deliberately diarrhea on white PVC doorways, the hosts rant about dystopian American data centers poisoning the water supply and starving cattle to power future robot workers.Conspiracies & Anne Widdecombe: The gang mocks online conspiracy theorists who claim Queen Elizabeth is still alive and that an attacked politician was replaced by a double, agreeing that clickbait channels are purely designed to fool idiots.World Cup & WNBA Beatdowns: Moving to sports, they praise a Norway striker who acts like an indestructible Terminator, while admiring WNBA basketball where players use Taekwondo and headlocks to settle on-court beef.The Death of Physical Media: The episode wraps up with news of game stores closing and PlayStation ditching physical discs, prompting the hosts to hoard 20-year-old mobile phones and ancient DVDs to survive the inevitable internet apocalypse.

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Step up to the Rude Roundtable. unfiltered, hilariously offensive, and entirely off the rails, this is the ultimate no-holds-barred conversation with your funniest mates. Whether dissecting medical miracles, roasting each other's lifestyle choices, or solving the nation's problems with sheer nonsense, no topic is off-limits and no feelings are spared. If you like your comedy crude, your banter sharp, and your topics completely unpredictable, pull up a seat and brace yourself.

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  • Creator
    Purdy, Gav, John & Ted
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    113
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © TRRPodUk
  • Show Website
    Rude Roundtable