The Carpet Chat

The Carpet Chat
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Three obsessive Arsenal fans talk football and more on a doubly unofficial Arsenal podcast inspired by a different unofficial Arsenal podcast

  1. 08/21/2025

    The Carpet Chat: S2 - Episode 1: The Boys Are BACK (with Eze)

    The Yank duo are back from their hiatus to join in on the Spurs dunk session after gazumping Spurs for Eze. Stay tuned for upcoming episodes!

  2. 01/23/2024

    The Carpet Chat: Episode 44 - Benzema to Arsenal Confirmed!?

    Arsenal has finally won again and, as such, the lads are finally back. Nomics and ffg return to break down the 5-0 win against Crystal Palace and to passive aggressively snipe at criticisms received during the club's pre-Dubai stumble. There's Chubs of the Week, SlanderCenter and even some transfer talk about everyone's favorite uncontroversial French striker.

  3. 12/21/2023

    The Carpet Chat: Episode 43 - Arteta Eyeing Move to Manchester City?!?!?

    The lads are back and are actually able to preview a game this time! There's reactions to the incredible 2-0 win over Brighton and the possibly incredible, possibly devastating 1-0 loss against Aston Villa. Plenty of SlanderCenter, a case of xBlame and the most graphic Kai Havertz praise yet (and that's a high bar).

  4. 12/07/2023

    The Carpet Chat: Episode 42 - Arteta Sabotages Arsenal Title Charge?!?!?

    The lads are back to their usual schedule yet still have 2 games to cover. Nomics and ffg give their thoughts on Arsenal's 1 goal wins over Wolves and Luton. There's goalkeeping discussion, Moises Caicedo slander, talks of nationalism and much much more.

  5. 12/03/2023

    The Carpet Chat: Episode 41 - Arsenal Discover German Starboy

    The lads are back in an episode narrowly salvaged from a near-destructive technical error. Nomics and ffg are joined by longtime fan and poster RickyT to review Arsenal's dominant Champions League triumph and the latest (at the time) action in the Premier League. There's SlanderCenter, several Kai Havertz victory laps and an actual Englishman's take on David Raya vs Aaron Ramsdale.

  6. 11/09/2023

    The Carpet Chat: Episode 40 - Arsenal v. PGMOL

    The lads are back and back to the typical schedule. There's reaction to the officiating disasterclass delivered by the fine folks of the PGMOL, a celebration of Arsenal's latest win in the Champions League and an absolute dismissal of Eddie Nketiah's goalscoring record.

  7. 10/21/2023

    The Carpet Chat: Episode 39 - Who Got MARRIED!?

    The lads are back and one of them has a ring on his finger. Nomics and ffg do their best to be the last Arsenal podcast to react to the team's win over Manchester City and also the last to preview the game against Chelsea. Plus, there's discussion of "The Discourse" around Kai Havertz and some transfer links for January.

  8. 09/27/2023

    The Carpet Chat: Episode 38 - North London is... Shi*e?

    The lads are back despite the emotional toll a 2-2 loss to Tottenham in the North London Derby took on them. There's plenty of SlanderCenter nominations, two goals to assign xBLAME to and far too much talk of Nomics' wedding (which ffg is still not invited to).

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Three obsessive Arsenal fans talk football and more on a doubly unofficial Arsenal podcast inspired by a different unofficial Arsenal podcast

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  • Creator
    The Carpet Chat
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    47
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © The Carpet Chat
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