Canned Meat Theatre

Canned Meat Theatre

Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.

  1. Season 2 Episode 1- Relax!...It'll be Fine.

    Jan 30

    Season 2 Episode 1- Relax!...It'll be Fine.

    Season two is here! We can’t believe it either. Featuring: Last of the Hunter Gatherers… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… The Bureaucrat… CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple… Pre-Life Processing Center…  and More! “Last of the Hunter-Gatherers” written by Doug McDowell Voices: Host/Anthropologist: Jeffrey S. Herman Tribal Man 1: Jaxon Powers Tribal Woman 1: Jennifer Kalison Tribal Man 2: Doug McDowell Tribal Woman 2: Ysela Williams “The Bureaucrat: The Rat” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell (from an idea by Doc Anthony Bravo)  Voices: Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison Harmony Shanti McStrife: Violet Nemazie  Art Cox: Doug McDowell Kelly: Rachael Tillman Phillip Lopez: Clinton Hughes Gwen Lopez: Jennifer Coe “CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple!” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Announcer/Dr. Mystic: Doug McDowell The Nipple: Clinton Hughes Red Menace: Erik Deckers Blue Suede: Sarah Zavala Lasso Girl: Rachael Tillman Barrage: Suleiman Tarrer “Cold Case Diaries with Amanda! #2” written by Wayne Cothron Voices: Amanda Bennett: Rachael Tillman Lilith Queen: Kimberly DiPersia Shane: Clinton Hughes “Pre-Life Processing Center” written by Jeffrey S. Herman Voices:  Voiceover (Intercom): Violet Nemazie Michael: Jeffrey S. Herman Claire: Paige Weisheimer Marcus: Suleiman Tarrer Zoe: Lillian McGuiness Directed by Doug McDowell Sound design by Doug McDowell Special foley effects in “The Nipple”: Erik Deckers Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    29 min
  2. 12/01/2025 ·  Bonus

    Greatest Hits Vol. 1

    A selection of the very best sketches from Canned Meat Theatre so far, plus some commentary from the writers (what are those?).  Stay tuned for our new season coming in 2026! “The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell (Episode 2) Voices:  Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell Ina Trouble: Jennifer Kalison “The Bureaucrat: No Day at the Beach” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. (Episode 2) Voices:  Art Cox: Doug McDowell  Debra: Jennifer Kalison “After Happily Ever After” written by Jeff Rembert. (Episode 7) Voices: It’s Kim: Kimberly DiPersia Snow White: Jennifer Kalison “Bitch Bar” written by Doug McDowell (Episode 9) Voices: Announcer (Male): Jeffrey S. Herman Announcer (Female): Toni Deckers “Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell (Episode 6) Voices: Ken Burns: Doug McDowell Col. Thomas P. Jones: Jeff Rembert Lt. Samuel R. Smith/Pvt. Benjamin “Boomer Dalton: Michael F. Lewis Clara Ramsay: Kimberly DiPersia Capt. Alexander Lippincott: Doc Anthony Bravo “Superheroes Day Off” written by Jennifer Kalison (Episode 9) Voices: Barb (Blue Suede): Sarah Zavala Diane (Lasso Girl): Rachael Tillman Customer 1: Doug McDowell Customer 2: Toni Deckers Customer 3: Michael F. Lewis “Purity Weekend” written and directed by Toni Deckers (Recorded live August 25, 2025) Voices: Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers Betsy: Rachael Tillman Alyssa: Kimberly DiPersia Katie: Andrea Howells “That’s Florida for You!” written by Erik Deckers (2025 Halloween Special) Voices: Johnny Sunshine: Jeffrey S. Herman Jake: Michael F. Lewis Billie Mae: Rachael Tillman Summer: Toni Deckers Announcer: Doug McDowell Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    53 min
  3. 2025 Halloween Special- Little Pod of Horrors

    10/24/2025 ·  Bonus

    2025 Halloween Special- Little Pod of Horrors

    A special Halloween episode! Just for you! (not really.) Featuring: Gothrobics… Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition… The Bureaucrat… I Wanna Dance with Somebody… Crime & Wine: A Millennial True Crime Podcast… Inexplicable: First Contact?… That’s Florida For You!…  and More! Credits and Attribution: “Gothrobics” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: Velonia: Jennifer Kalison Ms. Wolski: Lillian McGuinness “Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: Sy: Doug McDowell Aileen: Sarah Zavala Eddie: Michael F. Lewis Detective: Sharon McKay Anguin “The Bureaucrat: Halloween 2025” written by Wayne Cothron & Doug McDowell  Voices: Voicemail: Jennifer Kalison Art Cox: Doug McDowell Kelly: Rachael Tillman Mayor Leo/Alfred: Jeffrey S. Herman “I Wanna Dance with Somebody!” written by Toni Deckers Voices: Lisa: Toni Deckers Dara: Rachael Tillman “Crime & Wine: A Millennial True Crime Podcast” written by Jeffrey S. Herman Voices:  Madison: Lillian McGuinness Tyler: Jaxson Powers  Kai: Paige Weisheimer Professor: Jeffrey S. Herman “Inexplicable: First Contact” written by Doug McDowell Voices:  V-Mail: Jennifer Kalison Narrator/Weird Voice: Sharon McKay Anguin Artie: Larry Calabretta Gary: Michael F. Lewis A.J.: Jaxson Powers “That’s Florida for You!” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Johnny Sunshine: Jake: Michael F. Lewis Billie Mae: Rachael Tillman Summer: Toni Deckers Announcer: Doug McDowell Directed by Doug McDowell Sound design by Doug McDowell Sound Effects: wine_pour.wav by postworkflow -- https://freesound.org/s/360698/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon

    40 min

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Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.