Please I Have No Job

Mariah, Sheah, & Jay

5.0 (5)
Improv
Weekly

Come read some queer fanfic and giggle with Sheah and Mariah

10/21/2023

Ep. 12: What's Going On With Jade's B**bs (Armouriam Ch. 9)

Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic and Lesbian led shows! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com
10/17/2023

Ep. 11: Geico x Twilight / A&A Fandom / Auslly x Twilight

Twilight is everywhere. And so is Austin Moon. Please rate us 5 stars on Spotify and Apple and follow us there as well! And if you're feeling extra sweet and silly, maybe write us a review on Apple too!! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com
10/14/2023

Ep. 10: SHEATHE YOUR SWORDS (Armouriam Ch. 8)

It's Willow (2022) hour again, and that means Armouriam hour. Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic and Lesbian lead shows! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com
10/07/2023

Ep. 9: Takes 2 to Tango (Armouriam Ch. 7)

It's Willow hour!! We're halfway into our beloved Willow (2022) fanfic Armouriam! Also we do apologize because there are lots of tail wagging, paw licking, fit throwing sounds from Aqua in this episode, as well as neighbors mowing lawns and large vehicles driving by. Does anyone know how to get everyone to shut the f**k up while we record? Geez. Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic and Lesbian lead shows! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com
10/03/2023

Ep. 8: Geico Gecko Meets Bella / Gay Kissing Stories!

The Geico Gecko finally meets Bella herself! And now Edward is the main antagonist. Also, Mariah finally started doing voices. I hope they're good enough for you. And did we hear something about gay kissing?? We're finally reading the stories you all sent us, and we even have some special stories at the end! Please rate us 5 stars on Spotify and Apple and follow us there as well! And if you're feeling extra sweet and silly, maybe write us a review on Apple too!! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com
09/30/2023

Ep. 7: Kit Can't Buy Bag (Armouriam Ch. 6)

You thought we were over Willow? Yeah right. Check out our Saturday series dedicated to Willow (2022) and the #SaveWillow campaign! Currently we're still reading through Armouriam. What Willow fic should we read next? Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic and Lesbian lead shows! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com
09/26/2023

Ep. 6: Squidward x Batman / Bottoms!

Sheah (they/them/she/he) is doing all the reading today! Thanks to the suggestion of our friend Noodle, we started off reading fanfiction from Spongebob! And somehow it includes Handsome Squidward, Batman, Hades, Poseidon, Zeus, AND Carol Baskin! Oh, and tigers! It's pretty gay also!! "And where are the lesbians?" you ask? In Orange Fingers, a one-shot our friend Odie wrote on AO3 for Bottoms (2023)! It's super cute and also mainly features our favorite baby boy Hazel (played by Ruby Cruz). Please rate us 5 stars on Spotify and Apple and follow us there as well! And if you're feeling extra sweet and silly, maybe write us a review too!! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com
09/20/2023

UPDATE ANOUNCEMENT

Changes coming to our show! We're giving you two episodes a week instead of just one!!The first episode will come out on Tuesdays and will include one silly fanfiction and then a one-shot on a current show or movie we're into (hell yeah)The second episode will out on Saturdays and will continue reading through Willow fanfictions, one at a time!!Video is also coming soon!!!! Forgot to mention!! Please rate us 5 stars on Spotify and Apple and follow us there as well! And if you're feeling extra sweet and silly, maybe write us a review too!! Follow us on Social Media! Twitter The Podcast: @plzihavenojob Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora Mariah's main: @true_butfalse Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes Sheah's main: @austinmoondied TikTok The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!) Mariah: @true...butfalse Instagram The Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob Mariah: @mariahvanreenen Contact us! We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at pleaseihavenojob@gmail.com

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08/24/2023

Mikayla May

They are so funny

Come read some queer fanfic and giggle with Sheah and Mariah

Creator

Mariah, Sheah, & Jay
Years Active

2023
Episodes

13
Rating

Explicit
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