Everybody Gets One!

Everybody Gets One

Welcome to Everybody Gets One! A no-nonsense podcast about exactly that: Nonsense. Featuring the talents of 4 unlikely acquaintances-turned-friends, Everybody Gets One dives into anything and everything ranging from the weekend in sports, personal struggles, everything hilarious making it's rounds on the internet, and whatever nonsense comes to the brain, all with a touch of side splitting dark humor. Pull up a chair and laugh with us and remember: Everybody Gets One, tell 'em *insert name here*.

  1. 09/26/2024

    12 - Hey Don Julio? Your Finest Don Julio Please!

    After a week off, the 4 idiots are back at it! Nate and AJ recap their trip to Mexico for Aj's wife's birthday and drinking the swim up bar out of Don Julio, a new segment is introduced called "What's Worse", the guys read some hilarious rejected slogans for real products, a debate is had over Chex Mix pieces and it's all wrapped up with the usual weekend-in-sports rundown. Pull up a chair and laugh with us!

  2. 09/11/2024

    11 - Here We Go Again... Hey Who's The Other Guy?

    Yes you're reading that right, that's a NEW episode of Everybody Gets One! After a long and unplanned hiatus, your favorite idiots have decided it's time to get back to the casting of pods with more malarkey and debauchery with a revamped, season-like format for the show. And with a new season, we bring in a new personality to the panel! Everyone say "hi" to Ryan, or as we like to call him, "OOOF". You'll soon learn why we call him that. As usual, there's a lot of nonsense and laughs had leading up to the closing of the episode with a recap of the start of the brand new football season. Come hang and see what we have in store for the coming months! Glad to be back!

  3. Season 2 Trailer

    E.G.O. Season 2 trailer

    Some of you may be asking yourselves, "what happened to Everybody Gets One? Are the guys okay? Did they really get canceled?" Well to answer your questions, yes we're still here, yes we're all okay and shockingly no, we did not get canceled..... We just decided to take a bit of a break to revamp our approach to the show. Much like how your favorite TV shows have seasons, E.G.O. will now also have seasons starting right around the time football is set to kickoff. Keep a lookout, Episode 1 of Season 2 will be dropping very soon! We also may or may not have a new personality on the panel, so the stoogery and nonsense is not going anywhere, if anything, it's going to get worse LOL. Stay tuned and in the meantime here's a quick snippet of what to expect from Season 2!

  4. 12/12/2023

    10 - Did We Get Canceled? People Are Saying...

    After being MIA for a month, the fellers at Everybody Gets One are back! Which begs the question: Why the short hiatus? Did we get canceled? Being it's often joked about on the show (looking at you, Nate....), people have been saying/asking.... Tune in for the answer and the usual comedic nonsense! Glad to be back! We missed you guys!

  5. 11/07/2023

    09 - Gin & Bitches

    A new week means a new episode of Everybody Gets One! The boys pickup where they left off with a new, extremely painful "Would You Rather" scenario followed by "Joke of the Week", this time as told by the king of random thoughts (Looking at you Steven). Next, they discuss their best stories from their middle school and high school days when they cheated on a test or homework assignment, and if they could have 5 beverages/liquids shoot out of their fingers for the rest of their lives, what would they be? And finally, they close things out with another mad lib read by Coach Lou Holtz before ranting about the world of sports. Steven has his first ever football rant and we couldn't be more proud. Come hang with us, it's a doozy this week!

  6. 10/31/2023

    08 - Hooked On Phonics Pays Off

    It's a new week and that means a new episode of Everybody Gets One! This week, the boys are trying a couple new things. After their usual "how the hell are ya" and "would-you-rather", they debut what they've tabbed "Joke of the Week" and Clayton kicked it off with a doozy. After that, they discuss Nate's love of gas station sammiches and Steven reveal's he once accidentally ate 3-month-old hamburger mac n cheese, somehow without needing his stomach pumped afterward. Finally, before wrapping things up with the usual recap of the week that was in sports, they roll out new item #2, their first weekly mad-lib, badly read by none other than coaching legend Lou Holtz. This week is pretty damn funny, come hang!

  7. 10/24/2023

    07 - What The F*ck Are You Eating?!

    It's that time of week again for more laughs, stupidity and nonsense! This week on Everybody Gets One, as always, the guys update their weeks and discuss another ridiculous "Would You Rather" scenario. After that they somehow get on the topic of Helen Keller's existence being a conspiracy and rattle off food combinations/opinions that would get you cancelled by cancel culture. To wrap everything up, they do a complete 180 and discuss their favorite concert they've ever attended and one from any era they could've attended and close with the usual recap of the weekend that was in the sports world. Be sure to stick around for AJ's weekly football rant. Nothing but laughs this week, come hang!

  8. 10/23/2023

    06 - Sandpaper Is A Dealbreaker

    This week on Everybody Gets One, the guys have arguably one of their dumbest discussions to date with another absurd "Would-You-Rather" scenario from the beautiful mind of Mr Steven Neeley. After that, the question was presented that if they all won the Powerball, what would they do with it, if it would change where they're all at now in their personal and professional lives and then go off the rails by somehow getting on the topic of what all their names look and sound like backwards. And as always, they wrap everything up with a dive into the week/weekend that was in the world of sports and AJ may or may not have gone on another rant because his Braves got bounced from the MLB playoffs again by the Phillies. Come hang, we promise you will not regret tuning in this week.

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Welcome to Everybody Gets One! A no-nonsense podcast about exactly that: Nonsense. Featuring the talents of 4 unlikely acquaintances-turned-friends, Everybody Gets One dives into anything and everything ranging from the weekend in sports, personal struggles, everything hilarious making it's rounds on the internet, and whatever nonsense comes to the brain, all with a touch of side splitting dark humor. Pull up a chair and laugh with us and remember: Everybody Gets One, tell 'em *insert name here*.

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  • Creator
    Everybody Gets One
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2024
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Everybody Gets One
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