Wouldn't Dream of It

Eliza Jones

Wouldn't Dream of It tells the stories of my dreams and their interpretations. Throwing in some superstitions, omens, and some not-so-serious astrology rounds out a sort of paranormal comedy show.

Episodes

  1. 12/01/2023

    Grief from the Trauma Room

    Credits: Produced, written and edited by me, Eliza Jones.Marketing assistance provided by Lapis Hale and Lia Wade.Original Song “Dreams and Nightmares'' by Twysted.Social Media Links: FacebookFacebook GroupInstagramThreadsTikTokEmailWebsiteSources: Twysted. (2023) Dreams and Nightmares [Recorded by Twysted - (Alex Barnes, Bill Miller, Bryant Clements, Chris Balsley, and Eddie Smith)] Available by live performance only.Farlex. (2023). TheFreeDictionary.com (Version 15.5 PRO) [Mobile App]. Google PlayReneau, Annie. (November 29, 2023). Upworthy. Twins Separated Shortly After Birth Were Both Named Jim and Led Wildly Parallel LivesWan, William, Wu, Daniel, and Sanchez, Vanessa. (August 7, 2022) The Washington Post. Strangers huddled together under a tree. Then lightning struck.Forester, Josh. (November 29, 2023). Tree Care Blog. How to Identify a Bay Leaf Tree - Edible and Non Edible Total GuideZolar (2004). Zolar’s Encyclopedia and Dictionary of Dreams. Simon & Schuster.Miller, Gustavus. (2011). 12,000 Dreams Interpreted. Sterling.Pickering, David. (2012). Dictionary of Superstitions. David Pickering.If you hadn’t heard about my trauma room before, be sure to check out Episode 10, “Another Family on a Ranch.” We can all help prevent suicide. The 988 Lifeline is a national network of local crisis centers that provides free and confidential emotional support to people in suicidal crisis or emotional distress 24 hours a day, 7 days a week in the United States. We're committed to improving crisis services and advancing suicide prevention by empowering individuals, advancing professional best practices, and building awareness.

    Grief from the Trauma Room

  2. 11/17/2023

    Brutal School

    Credits: Produced, written and edited by me, Eliza Jones.Marketing assistance provided by Lapis Hale and Lia Wade.Original Song “Dreams and Nightmares'' by Twysted.Social Media Links: FacebookFacebook GroupInstagramThreadsTikTokEmailWebsiteSources: Twysted. (2023) Dreams and Nightmares [Recorded by Twysted - (Alex Barnes, Bill Miller, Bryant Clements, Chris Balsley, and Eddie Smith)] Available by live performance only.CrazyBee. (2023). Dream Dictionary (Version 5.9) [Mobile App]. Google PlayFarlex. (2023). TheFreeDictionary.com (Version 15.5 PRO) [Mobile App]. Google PlayUpworthy Staff. (November 12, 2023). Upworthy. See What Researchers Round When They Tested a Bottle of Fiji Water Against a Glass of Tap Water.Rhett & Link. (May 19, 2012).Rub Some Bacon on ItZolar (2004). Zolar’s Encyclopedia and Dictionary of Dreams. Simon & Schuster.Pickering, David. (2012). Dictionary of Superstitions. David Pickering.Chaundler, Christine. (2021). Every Man’s Book of Superstitions. Philosophical Library/Open Road.Bainton, Roy. (2016). The Mammoth Book of Superstition. Roy Bainton.Parmiter, Cindy. (2022). Superstitions, Old Wives’ Tales & Folklore. Cindy Parmiter.Radford, M.A. & E. (Unknown). Encyclopedia of Superstitions. Radford & Radford.Woolfolk, Joanna. (1990). The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need. Scarborough.Dixon-Cooper, Hazel. (2003). Born on a Rotten Day. Touchstone.

    Brutal School

  3. 11/04/2023

    Another Family on a Ranch

    Credits:Produced, written and edited by me, Eliza Jones.Marketing assistance provided by Lapis Hale and Lia Wade.Original Song “Dreams and Nightmares'' by Twysted.Social Media Links:FacebookFacebook GroupInstagramThreadsTikTokEmailWebsiteSources:Twysted. (2023) Dreams and Nightmares [Recorded by Twysted - (Alex Barnes, Bill Miller, Bryant Clements, Chris Balsley, and Eddie Smith)] Available by live performance only. CrazyBee. (2023). Dream Dictionary (Version 5.9) [Mobile App]. Google PlayFarlex. (2023). TheFreeDictionary.com (Version 15.5 PRO) [Mobile App]. Google PlayU.S. Poet Laureate Joy Harjo and Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland. 2021. Video. Retrieved from the Library of Congress, www.loc.gov/item/webcast-10079.“Exploding Closet.” TV Tropes, The All Devouring Pop-Culture Wiki. 08 August 2023. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExplodingCloset Zolar (2004). Zolar’s Encyclopedia and Dictionary of Dreams. Simon & Schuster. Miller, Gustavus. (2011). 12,000 Dreams Interpreted. Sterling.One in five Americans lives with mental illness. You are not alone. If you suspect you have a mental illness, have been diagnosed with a mental illness, or support someone with mental illness, The National Alliance on Mental Illness (NAMI) has resources to support you. The NAMI HelpLine is available M-F 10 am – 10 pm, ET. Call 800-950-NAMI (6264) or text "Helpline" to 62640. In a crisis, call or text 988.

    Another Family on a Ranch

  4. 10/27/2023

    Friends 'til the End

    Credits:Produced, written and edited by me, Eliza Jones.Marketing assistance provided by Lapis Hale and Lia Wade.Original Song “Dreams and Nightmares'' by Twysted.Social Media Links:FacebookFacebook GroupInstagramThreadsTikTokEmailWebsiteSources:Twysted. (2023) Dreams and Nightmares [Recorded by Twysted - (Alex Barnes, Bill Miller, Bryant Clements, Chris Balsley, and Eddie Smith)] Available by live performance only. CrazyBee. (2023). Dream Dictionary (Version 5.9) [Mobile App]. Google PlayPerry, Tod. (2023). Upworthy.com. Gardener Shares Her Easy, 3-part Planting Formula to Keep Your Plants Healthy and Pest-Free.Zolar (2004). Zolar’s Encyclopedia and Dictionary of Dreams. Simon & Schuster. Altman, Jack. (2002). 1001 Dreams. Duncan Baird.Miller, Gustavus. (2011). 12,000 Dreams Interpreted. Sterling.Waring, Philippa. (1978). A Dictionary of Omens and Superstitions. Souvenir Press.Pickering, David. (2012). Dictionary of Superstitions. David Pickering.Chaundler, Christine. (2021). Every Man’s Book of Superstitions. Philosophical Library/Open Road.Bainton, Roy. (2016). The Mammoth Book of Superstition. Roy Bainton.Parmiter, Cindy. (2022). Superstitions, Old Wives’ Tales & Folklore. Cindy Parmiter.Domestic Violence can happen to anyone. When you’re ready, help is available. Visit the National Domestic Violence Hotline for more information or to start a chat. Call 800-799-SAFE (7233) or text START to 88788. The hotline is available to help in English, Spanish, or over 200 other languages by way of an interpretation service.

    Friends 'til the End

  5. 10/20/2023

    The Concert

    Credits: Produced, written and edited by me, Eliza Jones.Marketing assistance provided by Lapis Hale and Lia Wade.Original Song “Dreams and Nightmares'' by Twysted.Social Media Links: FacebookFacebook GroupInstagramThreadsTikTokEmailWebsiteSources: Twysted. (2023) Dreams and Nightmares [Recorded by Twysted - (Alex Barnes, Bill Miller, Bryant Clements, Chris Balsley, and Eddie Smith)] Available by live performance only.Farlex. (2023). TheFreeDictionary.com (Version 15.5 PRO) [Mobile App]. Google PlayWake, Heather. (October 14, 2023). Upworthy. https://www.upworthy.com/nightmare-introvert-situations-rp3Zolar (2004). Zolar’s Encyclopedia and Dictionary of Dreams. Simon & Schuster.Altman, Jack. (2002). 1001 Dreams. Duncan Baird.Miller, Gustavus. (2011). 12,000 Dreams Interpreted. Sterling.Waring, Philippa. (1978). A Dictionary of Omens and Superstitions. Souvenir Press.Pickering, David. (2012). Dictionary of Superstitions. David Pickering.Bainton, Roy. (2016). The Mammoth Book of Superstition. Roy Bainton.Parmiter, Cindy. (2022). Superstitions, Old Wives’ Tales & Folklore. Cindy Parmiter.Radford, M.A. & E. (Unknown). Encyclopedia of Superstitions. Radford & Radford.Woolfolk, Joanna. (1990). The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need. Scarborough.Dixon-Cooper, Hazel. (2003). Born on a Rotten Day. Touchstone.MacDonald, Richard. (2004). Nasty Astrology. Collins and Brown.Domestic Violence can happen to anyone. When you’re ready, help is available. Visit the National Domestic Violence Hotline for more information or to start a chat. Call 800-799-SAFE (7233) or text START to 88788. The hotline is available to help in English, Spanish, or over 200 other languages by way of an interpretation service.

    The Concert

  6. 10/13/2023

    Friday the Thirteenth!

    This episode is 13 minutes long purely by coincidence. I promise! Credits: Produced, written and edited by me, Eliza Jones.Marketing assistance provided by Lapis Hale and Lia Wade.Original Song “Dreams and Nightmares'' by Twysted.Social Media Links: FacebookFacebook GroupInstagramThreadsTikTokEmailWebsiteSources: Twysted. (2023) Dreams and Nightmares [Recorded by Twysted - (Alex Barnes, Bill Miller, Bryant Clements, Chris Balsley, and Eddie Smith)] Available by live performance only.CrazyBee. (2023). Dream Dictionary (Version 5.9) [Mobile App]. Google PlayFarlex. (2023). TheFreeDictionary.com (Version 15.5 PRO) [Mobile App]. Google PlayZolar (2004). Zolar’s Encyclopedia and Dictionary of Dreams. Simon & Schuster.Altman, Jack. (2002). 1001 Dreams. Duncan Baird.Miller, Gustavus. (2011). 12,000 Dreams Interpreted. Sterling.Waring, Philippa. (1978). A Dictionary of Omens and Superstitions. Souvenir Press.Pickering, David. (2012). Dictionary of Superstitions. David Pickering.Chaundler, Christine. (2021). Every Man’s Book of Superstitions. Philosophical Library/Open Road.Bainton, Roy. (2016). The Mammoth Book of Superstition. Roy Bainton.Parmiter, Cindy. (2022). Superstitions, Old Wives’ Tales & Folklore. Cindy Parmiter.Woolfolk, Joanna. (1990). The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need. Scarborough.Dixon-Cooper, Hazel. (2003). Born on a Rotten Day. Touchstone.MacDonald, Richard. (2004). Nasty Astrology. Collins and Brown.Domestic Violence can happen to anyone. When you’re ready, help is available. Visit the National Domestic Violence Hotline for more information or to start a chat. Call 800-799-SAFE (7233) or text START to 88788. The hotline is available to help in English, Spanish, or over 200 other languages by way of an interpretation service.

    Friday the Thirteenth!

  7. 10/06/2023

    Living with the Enemy

    Credits Created, written, & produced by Eliza Jones. Marketing assistance provided by Lapis Hale & Lia Wade. Original Song “Dreams and Nightmares'' by Twysted [Alex Barnes, Bill Miller, Bryant Clements, Chris Balsley, & Eddie Smith]. Available by live performance only. Social Media Facebook Facebook Group Instagram Threads TikTok Email Website Sources CrazyBee. (2023). Dream Dictionary (Version 5.9) [Mobile App]. Google Play Farlex. (2023). TheFreeDictionary.com (Version 15.5 PRO) [Mobile App]. Google Play Zolar (2004). Zolar’s Encyclopedia and Dictionary of Dreams. Simon & Schuster. Altman, Jack. (2002). 1001 Dreams. Duncan Baird. Miller, Gustavus. (2011). 12,000 Dreams Interpreted. Sterling. Waring, Philippa. (1978). A Dictionary of Omens and Superstitions. Souvenir Press. Pickering, David. (2012). Dictionary of Superstitions. Pickering. Chaundler, Christine. (2021). Every Man’s Book of Superstitions. Philosophical Library/Open Road. Bainton, Roy. (2016). The Mammoth Book of Superstition. Bainton. Parmiter, Cindy. (2022). Superstitions, Old Wives’ Tales & Folklore. Parmiter. Woolfolk, Joanna. (1990). The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need. Scarborough. Dixon-Cooper, Hazel. (2003). Born on a Rotten Day. Touchstone. MacDonald, Richard. (2004). Nasty Astrology. Collins & Brown. Domestic Violence can happen to anyone. When you’re ready, help is available. Visit the National Domestic Violence Hotline, call 800-799-SAFE (7233), or text START to 88788.In suicidal crisis or emotional distress? Call or text 988. The 988 Lifeline provides free and confidential emotional support to people in suicidal crisis or emotional distress 24/7 in the US.

    Living with the Enemy

  8. 09/29/2023

    Under New Management

    Credits: Produced, written and edited by me, Eliza Jones.Marketing assistance provided by Lapis Hale and Lia Wade.Original Song “Dreams and Nightmares'' by Twysted (Alex Barnes, Bill Miller, Bryant Clements, Chris Balsley, and Eddie Smith). Available by live performance only.Social Media Links: FacebookFacebook GroupInstagramThreadsTikTokEmailWebsiteSources: CrazyBee. (2023). Dream Dictionary (Version 5.9) [Mobile App]. Google PlayFarlex. (2023). TheFreeDictionary.com (Version 15.5 PRO) [Mobile App]. Google PlayPerry, Tod (2023, September 28). Single Woman Shares the Hilarious ‘Deal Breaker’ She Uses When She Doesn’t Want a Second Date. Upworthy.comZolar (2004). Zolar’s Encyclopedia and Dictionary of Dreams. Simon & Schuster.Altman, Jack. (2002). 1001 Dreams. Duncan Baird.Waring, Philippa. (1978). A Dictionary of Omens and Superstitions. Souvenir Press.Pickering, David. (2012). Dictionary of Superstitions. David Pickering.Woolfolk, Joanna. (1990). The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need. Scarborough.Dixon-Cooper, Hazel. (2003). Born on a Rotten Day. Touchstone.MacDonald, Richard. (2004). Nasty Astrology. Collins and Brown.Miller, Gustavus. (2011). 12,000 Dreams Interpreted. Sterling.

    Under New Management

  9. 09/22/2023

    Disarranged Marriage

    Credits: Produced, written and edited by me, Eliza Jones. Marketing assistance provided by Lapis Hale and Lia Wade. Original Song “Dreams and Nightmares'' by Twysted. Social Media Links: Facebook Facebook Group Instagram Threads TikTok Email Website Sources: Twysted. (2023) Dreams and Nightmares [Recorded by Twysted - (Alex Barnes, Bill Miller, Bryant Clements, Chris Balsley, and Eddie Smith)] Available by live performance only. CrazyBee. (2023). Dream Dictionary (Version 5.9) [Mobile App]. Google Play Farlex. (2023). TheFreeDictionary.com (Version 15.5 PRO) [Mobile App]. Google Play Wetzel, Jacalyn (2023, September 19). Owner of ‘Cat Burglar’ is Forced to Own Up to Her Kitty’s Obsession with Criminal Activity. Zolar (2004). Zolar’s Encyclopedia and Dictionary of Dreams. Simon & Schuster. Altman, Jack. (2002). 1001 Dreams. Duncan Baird. Waring, Philippa. (1978). A Dictionary of Omens and Superstitions. Souvenir Press. Woolfolk, Joanna. (1990). The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need. Scarborough House. Dixon-Cooper, Hazel. (2003). Born on a Rotten Day. Touchstone. MacDonald, Richard. (2004). Nasty Astrology. Collins and Brown. Miller, Gustavus. (2011). 12,000 Dreams Interpreted. Sterling.

    Disarranged Marriage

  10. 09/15/2023

    Too Personal for This Pod

    SHOW NOTES  Credits: WDoI is created and written by me, Eliza Jones. Other staff are on vacation this week; thus the silliness with superstitions. Original Song “Dreams and Nightmares'' by Twysted. Find them on Facebook as Twysted Twysted. Social Media Links: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WouldntDreamOfIt Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/821067716334754 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wouldntdreamofit/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wouldntdreamofit?lang=en Email: wouldntdreamofit@gmail.com Sources: CrazyBee. (2023). Dream Dictionary (Version 5.9) [Mobile App]. Google Play https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=crazybee.com.dreambookrus Farlex. (2023). TheFreeDictionary.com (Version 15.5 PRO) [Mobile App]. Google Play https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=thefreedictionary.dictionary Twysted. (2023) Dreams and Nightmares [Unpublished song in preparation]. https://www.facebook.com/twysted.twysted?mibextid=ZbWKwL Wetzel, Jacalyn. (2023, September 8). Mom’s Real World Budgeting Lesson Goes Viral After It Leaves Her Kids Feeling Overwhelmed. Upworthy. https://www.upworthy.com/kids-learn-adulting-101-budgeting Miller, Gustavus. (2011). 12,000 Dreams Interpreted. Sterling. Zolar (2004). Zolar’s Encyclopedia and Dictionary of Dreams. Simon & Schuster.  Altman, Jack. (2002).1001 Dreams. Duncan Baird. Waring, Philippa. (1978). A Dictionary of Omens and Superstitions. Souvenir Press. Woolfolk, Joanna. (1990). The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need. Scarborough. Dixon-Cooper, Hazel. (2003). Born on a Rotten Day. Touchstone. MacDonald, Richard. (2004). Nasty Astrology.  Collins & Brown. My Etsy Favorites (lol): https://www.etsy.com/people/fauclvnocplu7m20?ref=hdr-fav&tab=items

    Too Personal for This Pod

  11. 09/08/2023

    Permanent Reunion

    Show Credits WDoI is created and written by me, Eliza Jones. Other staff are on vacation this week; thus the silliness with superstitions. Original Song “Dreams and Nightmares'' by Twysted. Sources CrazyBee. (2023). Dream Dictionary (Version 5.9) [Mobile App]. Google Play https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=crazybee.com.dreambookrus Farlex. (2023). TheFreeDictionary.com (Version 15.5 PRO) [Mobile App]. Google Play https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=thefreedictionary.dictionary Twysted. (2023) Dreams and Nightmares [Unpublished song in preparation]. https://www.facebook.com/twysted.twysted?mibextid=ZbWKwL Perry, Tod. (2023, September 1). Man Lives on a Cruise Ship 300 Days a Year Because It Costs the Same as Renting in Florida. Upworthy.  Miller, Gustavus. (2011). 12,000 Dreams Interpreted. Sterling. Zolar (2004). Zolar’s Encyclopedia and Dictionary of Dreams. Simon & Schuster.  Altman, Jack. (2002).1001 Dreams. Duncan Baird. Waring, Philippa. (1978). A Dictionary of Omens and Superstitions. Souvenir Press. Woolfolk, Joanna. (1990). The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need. Scarborough. Dixon-Cooper, Hazel. (2003). Born on a Rotten Day. Touchstone. MacDonald, Richard. (2004). Nasty Astrology.  Collins & Brown. My Etsy Favorites (lol): https://www.etsy.com/people/fauclvnocplu7m20?ref=hdr-fav&tab=items

    Permanent Reunion

  12. 08/29/2023

    Family in a Box

    I'm Eliza Jones, and people have been telling me that I should turn my wildly detailed dreams into short stories for as long as I can remember. Just for fun, I like to interpret my dreams, and some of the results are weirdly accurate, outrageous, or funny. Episode 1 covers my dream "Family in a Box," as well as some superstitions and astrology basics. Show notes: My Etsy Favorites (for the friend who wants to do a favor...lol) Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Threads, YouTube, and TikTok at WouldntDreamOfIt Join our Facebook Group Credits Created and written by Eliza Jones. Marketing and production by Lapis Hale. Editorial support by Lia Wade, Lapis Hale, and Nick Jones. Original Song “Dreams and Nightmares” by ⁠Twysted⁠. Sources CrazyBee. (2023). Dream Dictionary (Version 5.9) [Mobile App]. Google Play https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=crazybee.com.dreambookrus Farlex. (2023). TheFreeDictionary.com (Version 15.5 PRO) [Mobile App]. Google Play ⁠https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=thefreedictionary.dictionary⁠ West, Mary. (2021, June 29). What to Know About Chicory Coffee. Medical News Today. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/chicory-coffee#. Jones, Dustin. (2023, August 21). Monster Hunters are Conducting the Largest Search of Loch Ness in more than 50 Years. NPR Newsletter ⁠https://www.npr.org/2023/08/21/1195016459/monster-hunters-largest-search-for-the-loch-ness-monster-in-50-years⁠. Britannica (2023, August 15). Tea. https://www.britannica.com/topic/tea-beverage Zolar (1963 and 2004). Zolar’s Encyclopedia and Dictionary of Dreams. Simon & Schuster and Fireside.  Waring, Philippa. (1978). A Dictionary of Omens and Superstitions. Souvenir Press. Dixon-Cooper, Hazel. (2003). Born on a Rotten Day. Touchstone. Woolfolk, Joanna Martine. (1990). The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need. Scarborough House. Wham!, performing artists. “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.” Single released 1984, May 14. Katrina and the Waves, performing artists. “Walking on Sunshine.” Single released 1985, April 15. Twysted. (2023) Dreams and Nightmares [Unpublished song in preparation].

    Family in a Box
  • 12 Episodes

About

Wouldn't Dream of It tells the stories of my dreams and their interpretations. Throwing in some superstitions, omens, and some not-so-serious astrology rounds out a sort of paranormal comedy show.

Information

  • Creator
    Eliza Jones
  • Years Active
    2023
  • Episodes
    12
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Eliza Jones
  • Show Website
    Wouldn't Dream of It