Table 4 Three

Mister, Nini, Shawn A.

Welcome to the table where you will dine on three unprofessional opinions for the night.  Table For Three is meant to be a light-hearted space that talks about everyday events from the perspective of three regular ass people.  We look to bring humor to our topics...think of us like the comment section on TikTok.  Now, things can get messy at the table as we all know, so come prepared with a bib.  

  1. 1d ago

    Episode 02: 120mph Pre-Dead Ass with Tissue Balls

    Send us Fan Mail One random question turns into an unstoppable chain reaction, and suddenly we’re debating toilet paper like it’s a personality test. We come in loud with nicknames, weekend stories, and that messy group chat chemistry, then we get into why life feels extra busy when the seasons change and everybody’s running from work to practices, games, and whatever else the week throws at you.  Pop culture takes over next with Street Fighter nostalgia and the bigger problem of video game movies: fans want to feel like kids again, but expectations are sky high after so many disappointing adaptations. From there, we hit the kind of viral news and headlines that belong in a comedy podcast, including a 67-year-old allegedly doing drunken donuts on a courthouse lawn after two jumbo margaritas, plus a roller coaster story that shifts the mood into real talk about safety, risk, and how fast “fun” can turn serious.  We keep it moving with taste debates on drinks people pretend to love, a reality check on Elon Musk’s flying car idea and what it would take to make it work, and a rapid-fire run of questions that reveals more than you’d expect. The back stretch goes deep into R&B with an Avant matchup discussion, our top ten singer lists, and a conversation about vocals, “power,” and colorism in music. We even close with NFL Week 6 picks for anyone who likes sports talk with a side of trash talk.  If you laugh, argue, or agree with any of our takes, subscribe, share the episode with a friend, and leave a review. What part had you yelling at your phone? Support the show Email:  tabl3fourthree@gmail.com Facebook:  @table.4.three.podcast Instagram:  @table4three_podcast

  2. Oct 7

    Episode 001: One good pimp...then it retracts

    Send us Fan Mail We disappeared for a minute, came back louder, and immediately proved we still cannot behave. After the quick “don’t take this too serious” reminder, we get right into grown-folks comedy and relationship talk, including the now-iconic debate about time, effort, and what even counts as “getting it done” anymore. If you like a comedy podcast that feels like a real friend group with real opinions, you’re in the right place. Then the catch-up turns into pure storytelling gold: a hot outdoor wedding, a last-second scarf to save the edges, and the realization mid-ceremony that the scarf never came off. Add a near wipeout at the aisle, plus a real health scare in the mix, and the laughs hit with that “we can joke because we made it through” honesty. From there we pivot into viral news and pop culture commentary, including the Gen Z “sex recession” conversation about inflation, dating expectations, fear of rejection, and why meeting people feels harder than ever. We also run through the kind of headlines that make you blink twice: a wild coffee excuse, a massive meat recall and food safety concerns, and a Red Lobster story where someone calls 911 to dodge a small bill. The back half turns into TV and streaming recommendations, reboot debates, Marvel vs DC talk, spoiler overload, and we wrap with our NFL picks and betting banter. Hit play, share this with the friend who misses the group chat energy, and subscribe so you don’t miss what we’re doing next. If you’re rocking with us, leave a review and tell us which part had you yelling at your phone. Support the show Email:  tabl3fourthree@gmail.com Facebook:  @table.4.three.podcast Instagram:  @table4three_podcast

  3. Apr 29

    Episode 29: Shrekking with a Plunger

    Send us Fan Mail Gen Z keeps giving names to things people have always done, and “Shrekking” might be the most revealing one yet: dating someone you’re not attracted to because you think they’ll treat you better. We unpack what that says about modern dating, relationship standards, insecurity, and the stories people tell themselves when they’re tired of being hurt. Then we ask the uncomfortable follow-up: have you ever been the one doing it, or the one being “Shrekked,” and would you even know? The tone shifts when we react to a heartbreaking news story, and it pushes us into a real talk moment about how the internet shapes what we say and how we say it. We get into why words like “killed” get replaced with “unalived,” how algorithms and moderation change public conversation, and why clarity still matters when the topic is serious. From there, we dive into sexual health and relationships, especially the difference between intimacy and sex. Touch, affection, kissing, and closeness are needs on their own, not just a preview for intercourse. Things get wild again with a breakup story that crosses into obsession, plus a viral balcony hookup eviction that turns into a debate about public sex and common sense. We also talk workplace boundaries and why helping someone get hired can blow back on you, and we close out with a music debate around Justin Timberlake vs Bruno Mars, with Usher entering the chat. If you like funny friends, honest takes, and conversations that go from ridiculous to real in seconds, hit play, then subscribe, share with a friend, and leave a review. Scarred by Shawn A. BrownThe one thing most of society finds harder to accept than a gay man is a gay, black man. Pray More, Worry Less Prayer Journal52 Week Prayer Journal Notebook, Devotional & Guided Prayer Journal PaperbackTurn Smart Money into Long MoneyTurn Smart Money into Long Money: The Ready. Fire. Aim! Mindset by Michael E. RuckerDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show Email:  tabl3fourthree@gmail.com Facebook:  @table.4.three.podcast Instagram:  @table4three_podcast

  4. Apr 8

    Episode 26: Dirty Ass Tub

    Send us Fan Mail A woman hires a roofing crew, gets nearly the whole job done, then calls ICE on them. That story alone had us heated, because it’s not just “news” it’s a case study in how power gets abused when money, labor, and immigration status collide. We talk through what makes it feel so calculated, what justice could even look like, and why this moment has people moving extra careful. Then we take the same honesty into dating culture. A viral clip claims a man asked for haircut and outfit money before a first date, and the arguments write themselves: is that equality or pure audacity? We break down first date expectations, the difference between “take you out” and “meet up,” when 50-50 makes sense, and why social media standards have people asking for benefits before they’ve built any trust. We also get into what you can learn over a meal, the red flags people ignore, and how “fronting” can land you with the wrong person fast. We round it out with pop culture and pure chaos: Brandy’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star and memoir buzz, performative friendships that feel like competition, Deontay Wilder’s claim about becoming a father without consent, a Florida “Squirrel Queen” acorn attack, and Marlon Wayans raising eyebrows with a mama-first marriage take. If you like unfiltered conversation with real-life stakes and plenty of laughs, pull up a chair. Subscribe, share this with a friend, leave a review, and tell us which topic had you yelling at your phone. Support the show Email:  tabl3fourthree@gmail.com Facebook:  @table.4.three.podcast Instagram:  @table4three_podcast

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Welcome to the table where you will dine on three unprofessional opinions for the night.  Table For Three is meant to be a light-hearted space that talks about everyday events from the perspective of three regular ass people.  We look to bring humor to our topics...think of us like the comment section on TikTok.  Now, things can get messy at the table as we all know, so come prepared with a bib.