The 2 Montys Podcast

The 2 Montys

Hey, legends! Welcome to The 2 Montys Podcast, where Monty King and Monty Haron are basically professionals at talking absolute nonsense. We're serving up a wild cocktail of banter, laughter, and a sprinkle of surprisingly useful advice (but seriously, don't expect too much). So, if you're into laid-back vibes, laughter therapy, and the occasional nugget of wisdom, join us for a wild ride. The 2 Montys Podcast is not just a podcast; it's your virtual hangout with your two mates who've mastered the art of talking sh*t. Cheers to keeping it real and laughing along the way!

  1. 6d ago

    The Speech Written on a Box of Great Northern - Ep 121

    This week, we're joined by wedding photographer Jack Ham (No relation to John Pork) for a wide-ranging chat covering everything from the wildest country wedding stories you've ever heard to the things wedding vendors secretly wish couples would stop doing. We dive into forgotten wedding rings, broken cars stranded in paddocks, impromptu horse-riding incidents, terrible best man speeches, group photo debates, and the strange world of wedding industry coaching programmes. Along the way, there's plenty of laughs, a few controversial opinions, and some behind-the-scenes stories from years spent working weddings across NSW. Plus, a special appearance from the team at Shout Brewing with a sneak peek at what's coming next from the brewery. If you've ever been to a wedding, worked a wedding, or survived a wedding speech that should've stayed in the drafts folder, this one's for you.

    35 min

  2. May 26

    Someone Tried to Lick Our Hands - Ep 120

    This week on the Two Monty’s Podcast, we’re joined by Bizarre House to talk about one of the wildest event concepts Newcastle has ever seen. The Ball at Bartholomew’s is part immersive theatre, part fantasy gala, part fundraiser and apparently includes orchestras, roaming performers, hidden worlds, choreographed dances, tattoo studios and more mystery than we could fit into one episode. We chat about how the event came together, the madness behind creating giant champagne walls and living bars, why Newcastle audiences are uniquely up for this kind of chaos, and some truly unhinged stories from years of performing at weddings and events. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when creative people are given absolutely no limits, this is the episode. 🎟 The Ball at Bartholomew’s📍 Newcastle📅 19 June💗 Supporting Hunter Breast Cancer Foundation

    30 min

  3. May 18

    Cardboard Coffins - Ep 119

    What happens when a funeral director who actually gives a damn sits down with a wedding celebrant thinking about crossing over to the dark side (who previously has had choice words for the profession)? We get into the predatory tactics of big funeral corporations, why most people are in no state to make good decisions when they're handed a wall of coffins, and what a truly meaningful send-off can look like, including a sunrise memorial with 18 speakers and a flaming arrow fired into the ocean. Plus: shroud burials, stacking bodies in cemetery plots, Costco coffins, the ethics of charging for grief, and why your greatest gift to your family might be telling them exactly what you want done with your body. A surprisingly funny, genuinely moving conversation about death, dignity, and doing things differently. Yeah I know right, this one was weirdly sincere.

    34 min

  4. May 12

    The Architect of my Own Downfall - Ep 118

    This week the boys are back and covering the full chaotic spectrum. The King opens with a rant about the parking inspector who rocked up to his tiny dead-end street to fine him $330 for parking his tinny the wrong way, and yes, the choice words he threw on the way past absolutely didn't help. From there, it's a detour into AI tools (Claude, Grok, ChatGPT) and why a four-page GPT-generated wedding inquiry goes straight in the bin, followed by a chat about Hellofresh, air fryers, and the eternal lie of "portion control." Plus Haron's brand new job where the phones aren't even connected yet. In this episode: The parking inspector incident and a $330 lesson in keeping your mouth shutAI tools breaking down — what's actually worth usingThe ChatGPT wedding inquiry that got deleted on sightHello Fresh: great idea, no self-controlHaron's first day at a job he couldn't actually work from

    20 min

  5. May 7

    Snapped Taps and Stripped Threads - Ep 117

    There's no escaping that this week’s episode is an absolute trainwreck. We battle audio issues for half the episode, somehow end up deep in a discussion about snapped taps, stripped threads and tyre prices, then completely derail into weddings, AI paranoia, daycare drama, country pubs, tattoos, lesbians assuming sexualities, Mount Kosciuszko, redheaded bullying scandals, and whatever else got dragged into the mess along the way. No structure. No preparation. Just pure chaotic nonsense from start to finish. Honestly, one of the dumbest episodes we’ve recorded, and it's not particularly close.

    27 min

  6. Apr 28

    Ordained into the Chinese Hall of Fame - Ep 116

    This week the boys are back with a proper mixed bag. From accidentally flooding a caravan park (and owning up to it… eventually) to freezing camping trips, questionable restaurant reviews, and the ongoing outrage of “fun size” chocolate getting smaller by the year. There’s also a deep dive into wedding season realities — including one of the more frustrating videographer horror stories you’ll ever hear — plus a few thoughts on the industry as things start to quiet down. Chuck in some wildly different Uber experiences, a new unexpected job opportunity, and a healthy dose of everyday annoyances (looking at you, school zones and parking inspectors), and you’ve got yourself another classic episode. It’s loose, it’s unfiltered, and it goes exactly where you’d expect… and then a bit further.

    37 min

  7. Apr 14

    It's Bath Time - Ep 115

    One Monty is buried in laundry. The other is fully submerged in a bubble bath with a wine in hand. Business as usual if you ask me. This episode of Two Montys is pure, unfiltered chaos. We’re talking neighbour bin wars that escalate way too far, drive-thru design flaws that deserve jail time, and the kind of random life encounters that leave you questioning everything. There’s also a wedding saved by absolute strangers, a viral moment that proves the internet is still unhinged, and a strong stance against April Fools’ “comedy”. Somewhere in there, we also cover: The great Chupa Chups pronunciation debateWhy your bin keeps disappearing (and who’s probably stealing it)Getting trapped in conversations you absolutely did not sign up forInternet comment sections and the chaos withinPranks, pet peeves, and things that just shouldn’t existIt’s messy, it’s ridiculous, and it’s very much Monty.

    39 min

  8. Mar 30

    Males in Malé - Ep 114

    The boys are back and absolutely unhinged. This week it’s a full Maldives honeymoon debrief, from boozy resort loopholes and Malé to the kind of stories that definitely shouldn’t be told on a public platform… but here we are. We get into wild wedding moments (including one of the most cooked ceremony interruptions you’ll ever hear), travel chaos, and the reality of working weddings while everything around you falls apart. There’s also plenty of questionable takes, inappropriate tangents, and the usual nonsense that gets us in trouble. If you’re into unfiltered humour, wedding chaos, travel stories, and podcasts that feel like a late-night chat that’s gone too far… this is it. Maldives, Malé, honeymoon chaos, wedding fails, Australian comedy podcast, dark humour, unfiltered podcast, travel stories, resort life, wedding photographers, behind the scenes weddings, inappropriate humour

    34 min
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Hey, legends! Welcome to The 2 Montys Podcast, where Monty King and Monty Haron are basically professionals at talking absolute nonsense. We're serving up a wild cocktail of banter, laughter, and a sprinkle of surprisingly useful advice (but seriously, don't expect too much). So, if you're into laid-back vibes, laughter therapy, and the occasional nugget of wisdom, join us for a wild ride. The 2 Montys Podcast is not just a podcast; it's your virtual hangout with your two mates who've mastered the art of talking sh*t. Cheers to keeping it real and laughing along the way!

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  • Creator
    The 2 Montys
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    122
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The 2 Montys
  • Show Website
    The 2 Montys Podcast

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