The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast

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Football Commentaries from people who neither commentate nor watch football. Josiah Ward welcomes a new guest in each episode and hopes to convince that football is actually okay entertainment. A Rosebuddies production.

  1. 04/25/2025

    S3 E26 - Henry Truong - Tottenham Hotspur v Nottingham Forest *EASTER SPECIAL*

    Doctor Henry wants some tiki-taka and chocolate that sh*ts. Josiah displays Martin Tyler-levels of bias, and did you know that he went to East Asia last year? Both eat chocolate for Jesus and the Pope. It's The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast at Easter.

    S3 E26 - Henry Truong - Tottenham Hotspur v Nottingham Forest *EASTER SPECIAL*

  2. 04/18/2025

    S3 E25 - Daman Bamrah - Liverpool v West Ham United

    Daman's got special plans for Mo Salah and Northwick Park Hospital. Josiah and Mo are rooting for Gary from Harrow. It's still capitalism, guys, on The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast. Follow Daman on Instagram for brill sketches and updates on where to see him live this year. And tickets are available now to see Jason Thurston in Edinburgh this August. He is bringing the Festival to this year's Fringe. Follow him on Bluesky, too, for regular updates on his brilliant life.

    S3 E25 - Daman Bamrah - Liverpool v West Ham United

  3. 03/12/2025

    S3 E24 - Sikisa - Tottenham Hotspur v AFC Bournemouth

    Lawyer Sikisa loves her some defence. Josiah can't get angry. Both enjoy The Dead Gossip Derby. It's The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast. Listen to Sikisa on Wrestle Club UK Podcast and look out for her at this year's Edinburgh Fringe. And whilst you're there, go and see Jason Thurston's Acting MasterClass with Jason Thurston just for the sake of it! The show runs from August 3rd-9th with tickets available now! Shows on the 4th and 5th are 2-4-1. Follow him on Bluesky, too, if you like.

    S3 E24 - Sikisa - Tottenham Hotspur v AFC Bournemouth

  4. 12/20/2024

    S3 E23 - Drew Sheldon - Brighton & Hove Albion v Crystal Palace *CHRISTMAS SPECIAL*

    Drew will be a referee if football fans start being NICE. Josiah's at war with Pete Winkleman and Cranberry Sauce. Both play Christmas-themed Top Tens galore and ALSO rank the Top Ten Scandals in Football. Gift-wrapped and packed to the brim, do enjoy Christmas down the pub with The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast. Merry Chrimbles, everyone!

    S3 E23 - Drew Sheldon - Brighton & Hove Albion v Crystal Palace *CHRISTMAS SPECIAL*

  5. 12/13/2024

    S3 E22 - Bella Hull - Southampton v Liverpool

    Bella's on a Bang On The Door vibe. Josiah's such a complicated person. Both enjoy the peak of pop music from 2011-2014. Feel the Bangarang on The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast.

    S3 E22 - Bella Hull - Southampton v Liverpool

  6. 12/06/2024

    S3 E21 - Ruby Waghorn - Chelsea v Aston Villa

    Ruby's off to The Garage Disco™. Josiah wants an invite to chant writing down the pub. Just Let It Go and bunker down for a Christmassy Alternative Football Commentary Podcast. Enjoy Ruby's impressions on TikTok and Instagram. And whilst on your cursed social media devices, head over to The Rosebuddies Instagram page where everyone's favourite moral compass, Crunston Colin Marmalazou, is giving us one video a day this December as a part of his Merry Crunstmas Advent Calendar. Merry Crunstmas!

    S3 E21 - Ruby Waghorn - Chelsea v Aston Villa

  7. 11/13/2024

    S3 E20 - Mauro Baldanzi - Juventus v Torino

    Mauro has big plans for tourism in Sardinia. Josiah loves him some shithousery. Juventus love them some stealing. It's The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast.

    S3 E20 - Mauro Baldanzi - Juventus v Torino

  8. 10/09/2024

    S3 E19 - 50th Episode Special

    ’Tis the big 5 0 for the poddy! And what better way to celebrate than reshaping the entire football league based on geographical desirability? That’s a rhetorical question because it’s already been done.  Josiah and Ben love their travels. Josiah will visit anywhere with a football team. Ben will visit anywhere with a brown road sign. On their expeditions, they’ve often asked themselves the same questions: ‘Is The UK actually quite naff?’ ‘Does that naffness make it beautiful?’ ‘Is everywhere actually just the same?’ ‘There’s always a Tesco Express.’ Well now is the time for a good old-fashioned ranking of the 92 places in the football league that represent football teams that may as well just be the same place. Josiah and Ben haven’t been to all of them, but Google sure has. And no spoilers (!!!!), but let’s just say supporters of Harrogate Town and Tottenham Hotspur are about to get their lives flip-turned upside down. It’s The Alternative Football Commentary Podcast - 50th Episode Special! A PDF of our new football league skyscraper can be found here. Walk around Accrington here. Speen can also be found here. Great stuff. Timecodes if you wish: (08:59) - League Two (27:17) - League One (54:35) - Championship (01:22:18) - Premier League

    S3 E19 - 50th Episode Special
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Football Commentaries from people who neither commentate nor watch football. Josiah Ward welcomes a new guest in each episode and hopes to convince that football is actually okay entertainment. A Rosebuddies production.

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