Bloody Nuts Podcast

Zach and Mike

5.0 (4)
Comedy
Updated Semimonthly

2 friends who live 3000 miles apart to talk about some really messed up shit.

04/11/2025

Episode 8 - Icy Hot on My Balls

Summary In this episode of the Bloody Nuts Podcast, hosts Zach and Mike dive into a variety of humorous and often absurd topics, ranging from personal hygiene practices to the experiences of using unconventional products. They explore the importance of cleanliness, share personal anecdotes about their grooming habits, and discuss the strange things people do in the name of hygiene. The conversation takes a light-hearted turn as they share stories about their experiences with Icy Hot and DIY alternatives for pleasure, while also touching on the curiosity surrounding smells and the hygiene concerns in public spaces. In this episode, Zach and Michael delve into a variety of topics ranging from personal quirks and preferences to deeper discussions about parenting and the impact of split custody on children. They share humorous anecdotes about hotel room experiences, foot phobias, and shallow preferences in relationships. The conversation takes a serious turn as they reflect on the challenges of parenting, the importance of structure in a child's life, and the emotional complexities of being a parent. They also touch on controversial topics like eating placenta and the experiences of breastfeeding, all while maintaining a light-hearted tone. Chapters 00:00Introduction to the Bloody Nuts Podcast 02:56Washing Habits and Hygiene Discussions 06:01Deodorant and Personal Care Products 08:55The Icy Hot Experience 11:58DIY Alternatives for Pleasure 14:58Curiosity About Smells 18:03Concerns About Hygiene in Public Spaces 19:57Nastiness in Hotel Rooms 22:19Foot Phobias and Quirks 24:27Shallow Preferences in Relationships 29:39Parenting Styles and Deal Breakers 33:18The Impact of Split Custody on Children 36:29Reflections on Parenthood and Life Choices 39:17The Controversy of Eating Placenta 41:44Breast Milk and Parenting Experiences

45 min
04/04/2025

Episode 7 - The Joys and Risks of Busting a Nut

Summary In this episode of the Bloody Nuts Podcast, hosts Zach and Mike engage in a candid and humorous discussion about various topics ranging from their personal lives, sex education, and the dynamics of period sex, to the realities of fatherhood and the implications of advancing technology and AI. They share personal anecdotes, explore the joys and risks of intimacy, and reflect on the challenges of parenting while navigating their own experiences and societal expectations. In this episode, Mike and Zach delve into a variety of humorous and candid topics, ranging from embarrassing drunken mishaps to the complexities of intimacy and personal hygiene. They explore the boundaries of sexual experiences, the dynamics of control in relationships, and the etiquette of first dates. The conversation is filled with laughter, personal anecdotes, and a raw honesty that makes for an entertaining listen. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Banter 02:50 Sex Education and Awkward Conversations 06:03 The Dynamics of Period Sex 09:02 The Joys and Risks of Busting a Nut 11:59 The Reality of Fatherhood 15:07 The Evolution of Technology and AI 18:07 The Future of Human Enhancement 21:00 Personal Experiences and Reflections 25:28 The Uncomfortable Truths of Drunken Mishaps 29:15 Exploring Boundaries: The Finger in the Butt Debate 32:12 The Dynamics of Intimacy and Control 36:43 The Smell of Experience: A Candid Discussion 42:33 First Date Etiquette: To Eat or Not to Eat? 45:52 Closing Thoughts: A Bloody Nuts Episode

48 min
02/26/2024

Episode 6 - You Start Shooting Blanks After 9 Times

Summary In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics related to sex and relationships. They explore the duration of sex, the importance of communication and pleasing partners, and the challenges of having sex with children at home. They also share their experiences with erectile dysfunction and the use of medications like Viagra. The hosts touch on the topic of watching porn in unusual places and getting caught in awkward situations. Overall, the conversation provides insights into the hosts' personal experiences and perspectives on sex and relationships. In this episode, Zach and Michael share hilarious and embarrassing stories about their sexual experiences and mishaps. From childhood discoveries to porn mishaps and public masturbation, they cover a range of topics. They also discuss the joys and challenges of having sex in cars and reflect on how their attitudes towards sex have changed over the years. Takeaways Communication and understanding your partner's needs are important in sexual relationships. The duration of sex can vary depending on personal preferences and physical limitations. Erectile dysfunction can be caused by various factors, including anxiety and stress. Watching porn in unusual places can lead to awkward situations and potential embarrassment. Open and honest conversations about sex can help build stronger relationships. Childhood curiosity and exploration of sexuality is a common experience. Using incognito mode does not guarantee privacy when accessing explicit content. Engaging in public masturbation is risky and can have legal consequences. Having sex in cars can be exciting but also challenging due to limited space. Attitudes towards sex can change as people grow older and gain more experience. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Hot Topic 01:16 Duration of Sex 03:00 Talking Dirty 04:02 Having Sex with Kids at Home 07:40 Insecurities and Pleasing Partners 08:33 Finding the Clitoris 11:29 Duration of Sex and Switching Positions 15:24 Number of Times to Have Sex in a Day 16:40 Counting Sexual Acts 18:07 Horny Goat Weed 19:17 Erectile Dysfunction and Anxiety 22:33 Taking Viagra 23:18 C**k Tattoos and Piercings 25:51 Watching Porn in Weird Places 29:18 Getting Busted Watching Porn at Work 39:25 Public Masturbation 41:21 Sex in Cars 45:21 Farting on a Girl's Lap and Still Getting Laid

46 min
02/10/2024

Episode 5 - Evolutionary Perspective on Female Orgasm

Summary In this episode, Zach and Mike discuss various topics related to sex and relationships. They start by sharing feedback from listeners who appreciate their vulnerability and willingness to discuss taboo topics. The conversation then shifts to the question of whether they have filmed themselves having sex and their experiences with it. They also talk about their preferences for public sex and share some humorous stories. The hosts then discuss their love for Crocs and the comfort they provide during intimate moments. The episode concludes with a story about Zach acting as the best wingman ever for Mike. In this episode, the hosts discuss the topic of squirting and its various aspects. They share personal experiences and opinions on the subject, including the surprise and messiness of squirting, the attraction or aversion to it, and the ability to control it. They also touch on the composition of squirting and the difference between G-spot and c**t stimulation. The conversation then shifts to the frustration of not being able to give a partner an orgasm and the evolutionary perspective on female orgasm. They explore the impact of modern stress and anxiety on sexual pleasure and mental health. The hosts also express their desire to live off the land and discuss different perspectives from Texas and Oregon. They conclude by expressing their appreciation for listener feedback and their commitment to improving the podcast. Takeaways Vulnerability and openness in discussing taboo topics can resonate with listeners. Filming oneself during sex can provide a different perspective and be a turn-on for some individuals. Public sex can be exciting but also anxiety-inducing, as there is always a risk of getting caught. Crocs can be surprisingly comfortable and provide traction during intimate moments. Being a supportive wingman can lead to successful romantic encounters. Squirting can be a surprising and messy experience, with varying opinions on its appeal. The ability to control squirting may depend on relaxation and mental state. G-spot and c**t stimulation are different methods of achieving orgasm for women. Modern stress and anxiety can impact sexual pleasure and mental health. Living off the land and being self-sufficient can be an appealing lifestyle. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Feedback 03:08 Question of the Day 11:13 Recording Sex and Self-Evaluation 16:20 Public Sex and Risky Locations 20:28 If You Ain't Croccing, You Ain't Cocking 28:42 The Best Wingman Ever 36:07 Reconnecting and Squirter Experience 36:37 Unexpected Squirting 44:13 G-Spot vs C**t Stimulation 45:36 Frustration with Inability to Orgasm 46:23 Evolutionary Perspective on Female Orgasm 49:02 Modern Stress and Anxiety 52:55 Impact of Chemicals on Mental Health 53:58 Living Off the Land 56:13 Texan Pride and Different Perspectives 58:37 Listener Feedback and Appreciation

1 hr
02/10/2024

Episode 4 - You're Not a Man Until You Have a Wet Dream

Summary In this episode of the Bloody Nuts Podcast, Zach and Mike discuss their podcast merchandise and share stories about the weirdest places they've taken a shit. They talk about shitting in a parking garage, in the backseat of a truck, and in a construction site. The conversation then shifts to puberty conversations and the discovery of wet dreams. The hosts share funny and embarrassing stories from their own experiences. In this episode, Michael and Zach discuss their childhood pranks, games, and traditions. They share stories about their masturbation habits and the inappropriate games they played, such as sack tapping and gobble. The conversation also touches on their experiences with inappropriate internet usage and stealing adult content. Michael reveals his obsession with Playboy and the personalized gift he received from his fiance. The episode concludes with a message of appreciation for the listeners and a reminder to check out the Bloody Nuts Podcast merchandise. Takeaways The Bloody Nuts Podcast offers merchandise including t-shirts, hats, hoodies, and stickers. Taking a shit in unusual places can lead to funny and embarrassing stories. Puberty conversations can be awkward but are important for understanding the changes in the body. Wet dreams are a normal part of puberty for some individuals. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Disclaimer 01:45 Hot Question of the Day 03:03 Weirdest Places to Take a Shit 09:19 Shitting in the Backyard 17:21 Shitting in the Truck 23:26 Puberty Conversations 26:25 Shit Stories and Wet Dreams 34:22 Childhood Pranks and Masturbation Habits 39:17 Childhood Games and Traditions 43:02 Gobble and Other Inappropriate Games 48:32 Childhood Rapping and Embarrassing Moments 52:50 Inappropriate Internet Usage 56:05 Stealing and Watching Adult Content 01:03:24 Playboy Obsession and Personalized Gifts 01:06:18 Conclusion

1h 7m
01/17/2024

Episode 3 - Fuckboi Clique and War Stories

Summary In this episode, Zach and Mike discuss their toilet prepping habits, including using toilet paper on public toilet seats and in port-a-potties. They also talk about their experiences with clogging toilets and the etiquette of using urinals. The hosts share stories of fights they've been in while drunk and introduce the concept of the F**k Boy Clique. In this conversation, Zach and Michael discuss the importance of communication and its impact on building trust and connection. They explore conflict resolution techniques, the art of active listening, and the role of non-verbal communication. They also touch on cultural differences in communication and the influence of technology. Overall, the conversation highlights the significance of effective communication in various aspects of life. Takeaways Always check the cleanliness of a toilet before using it, especially in public restrooms. Using toilet paper on the seat can provide a barrier of protection against germs. Port-a-potties require extra precautions, such as using toilet paper to cover the water and prevent splashback. Urinal etiquette involves leaving a space between users and avoiding eye contact. Bar bathrooms can be dirty and unpleasant, especially late at night. The F**k Boy Clique is a humorous term for Zach and Mike's friendship and their shared experiences. Effective communication is crucial for building trust and connection. Conflict resolution requires active listening and empathy. Non-verbal communication plays a significant role in conveying messages. Cultural differences can impact communication styles and understanding. Technology has both positive and negative effects on communication. Chapters 00:00 Introduction 03:00 Prepping the Toilet Before Using 08:00 Clogging the Toilet 22:00 Dirty Bar Bathrooms 28:00 The F**k Boy Clique 29:00 Drunk Fights 48:10 Conclusion

1h 5m
12/31/2023

Episode 2 - Santa Isn't Bringing My Daughter a Vibrator

Summary In this episode of the Bloody Nuts Podcast, Zach and Mike discuss various topics, including toilet habits, the stress of gift-giving during holidays, the hypocrisy of holiday traditions, the burden of Elf on the Shelf, awkward encounters with sex toys, and exploring kinks and fetishes. In this episode, Zach and Michael discuss various sexual preferences and experiences, including BDSM and pubic hair preferences. They also reminisce about shocking internet content from the past and reflect on the evolution of the internet. The hosts express gratitude for the support and feedback they have received and promote the Bloody Nuts Podcast merchandise. Takeaways Gift-giving during holidays can be stressful, especially when trying to find meaningful and thoughtful gifts. Holiday traditions often involve lying to children, which can feel hypocritical when teaching them the importance of honesty. Elf on the Shelf can be a burdensome tradition that requires daily creativity and effort. Encountering sex toys or discussing kinks and fetishes can lead to awkward and humorous situations. It's important to be open-minded and respectful of others' preferences and boundaries when it comes to exploring kinks and fetishes. Sexual preferences can vary widely, and it's important to respect and communicate with partners about their desires. Different individuals have different preferences when it comes to pubic hair, and it's important to be open-minded and accepting of these differences. The internet has undergone significant changes over the years, and it has both positive and negative aspects. Nostalgia for experiences like visiting Blockbuster Video highlights the impact of technological advancements on entertainment. The hosts appreciate the support and feedback they have received and encourage listeners to check out the Bloody Nuts Podcast merchandise. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Question of the Day 03:00 The Stress of Gift-Giving 12:07 The Hypocrisy of Holiday Traditions 25:39 Awkward Encounters with Sex Toys 32:19 Exploring Kinks and Fetishes 38:01 Preferences for Pubic Hair 50:46 Recalling Shocking Internet Content 55:32 Evolution of the Internet 57:45 Nostalgia for Blockbuster 01:02:06 Bloody Nuts Podcast Merchandise Links LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/bloodynutspodcast Merch: https://tr.ee/6X7ADHiWFW Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bloodynutspodcast/

1h 2m
12/15/2023

Episode 1 - Bloody Nuts...Literally

Episode 1 - Bloody Nuts...Literally Summary: In the first part of the Bloody Nuts Podcast, Zach and Mike share embarrassing and humorous stories about their experiences with bodily functions. They discuss the origin of the podcast name, including a story about Mike injuring his penis in the gym. They also share their experiences with losing their virginity and getting caught in compromising situations by parents and children. The conversation takes a hypothetical turn as they discuss the possibility of men carrying children and the challenges it would present. The episode concludes with Zach and Mike sharing personal stories of shitting and peeing mishaps. In this episode, Zach and Mike discuss various bathroom habits and the use of wet wipes. They also delve into the dangers of flushing wipes and tampons, as well as the proper disposal methods. The conversation then shifts to the challenges of dealing with old plumbing and the dirty job of being a plumber. They emphasize the importance of preventative maintenance and share their experiences with repetitive jokes and misconceptions about diabetes. The episode concludes with a discussion about the future of the podcast. Takeaways: Embarrassing and humorous stories about bodily functions can create a relatable and entertaining podcast.Personal experiences with injuries, virginity, and parental encounters can provide engaging content.Hypothetical scenarios and discussions about evolution can spark interesting conversations.Sharing personal stories of shitting and peeing mishaps can create a sense of camaraderie and humor.Timestamps: 00:00 The Story Behind the Podcast Name 08:09 Mike's Story of Losing Virginity 11:30 Embarrassing Parental Encounters 15:25 Being Walked in on by Children 21:02 Hypothetical Evolutionary Scenario: Men Carrying Children 30:25 Zach's Shitting Mishaps 37:16 Mike's Peeing Mishaps 45:32 Discussion on Hemorrhoids 47:43 Unconventional Bathroom Habits 49:16 The Dangers of Flushing Wipes and Tampons 54:47 The Future of the Podcast

57 min

8 Episodes

5

out of 5

4 Ratings

2 friends who live 3000 miles apart to talk about some really messed up shit.

Creator

Zach and Mike
Years Active

2023 - 2025
Episodes

8
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© Zach Romero 2023
Show Website

Bloody Nuts Podcast