OldBodies Podcast

We're all fallin' apart.

Here at Oldbodies, future corpses discuss the weather, their personal medical odysseys, aging and falling apart, set against the backbone (haha) of the human anatomy from head to toe. Click around our substack to find episode transcripts and read along. For more content including inventory of our medications, ideal haircuts, and what we really think of chiropractors, pay your deductible at Patreon. oldbodiespodcast.substack.com

Episodes

  1. NYE Shoe Advice

    12/31/2024

    NYE Shoe Advice

    Trust me, all this hurts less! 1/2 size smaller No sandals without socks Use medical adhesives preventatively when getting dressed I FORGOT TO SAY: we can all wear a certain height of heel comfortably, but you may walk like an idiot if you go out of your range. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe

    4 min
  2. AuDannieHD

    12/15/2024

    AuDannieHD

    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit oldbodiespodcast.substack.com In this special episode, we visit artist and autist Dannie at home to discuss his new television pilot and how the intrusive thoughts win.

    25 min
  3. Revived! A Hive History

    12/02/2024

    Revived! A Hive History

    Get your steroid creams ready! In this episode, Frankenstein'd from several casual conversations and resuscitated from the brink of death, we return to the outside of our human donuts to discuss how invisible toxins at work made us look f****d up. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe

    26 min
  4. Unless You Sew It Shut

    11/20/2024

    Unless You Sew It Shut

    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit oldbodiespodcast.substack.com What happens to an old vagina when you're done with it? Ask your mother! Join us on Patreon for the extended version of this episode, featuring updates from the backend. (Not like that. I mean the editing software. Whatever.)

    15 min
  5. UPDATE: Hiatus Hernia

    10/13/2024

    UPDATE: Hiatus Hernia

    Due to some really annoying technical issues with our editing software, this week's episode got ate. There are some life changes going on in the background as well so... These two corpses are going to have to take a hiatus of indeterminate length and variety. Join us on Instagram, Substack and Patreon: OldBodies Podcast. Do a search, you'll find us. And stick around for more, coming when technical capacity is available. Thanks, guys. Talk soon. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe

    3 min
  6. Family Practice: Lydia's Fistula

    09/22/2024

    Family Practice: Lydia's Fistula

    It's time for another episode of Family Practice, featuring Gram's Aunt Lydia and her life-altering butthole. Lydia usually appears on Excisions, so if that's something that interests you, is hearing more of her, please join us on Excisions! [available at Patreon or Substack] This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe

    22 min
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About

Here at Oldbodies, future corpses discuss the weather, their personal medical odysseys, aging and falling apart, set against the backbone (haha) of the human anatomy from head to toe. Click around our substack to find episode transcripts and read along. For more content including inventory of our medications, ideal haircuts, and what we really think of chiropractors, pay your deductible at Patreon. oldbodiespodcast.substack.com

Information

  • Creator
    We're all fallin' apart.
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2024
  • Episodes
    6
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © OldBodies Podcast
  • Show Website
    OldBodies Podcast