After Rapture Party

Erin Cholakian and Tori Chancellor

BYOBible to the decimated world's surviving jamboree! Join apocalypse emcees Erin Cholakian & Tori Chancellor on their journey through the book series you'll certainly love to hate, LEFT BEHIND: THE KIDS. Over the course of 40 books, Erin & Tori will follow four teens' adventures in the Christian rapture as they come to Jesus, fight the Antichrist, and narrowly avoid premarital sex. As they're no strangers to church themselves, Erin & Tori will be sharing their religious experiences and diving into their own shameful confessions. All of God's unchosen are welcome at the After Rapture Party!

  1. 08/21/2024

    LEFT BEHIND Book 11, Part 2: The Molotov Cocktail of Offense

    Sometimes, the literary crimes in these books feel so targeted that we wonder if the authors used a time machine specifically designed to tick us off. While Erin & Tori spend another week lightly dancing around subjects that they are woefully unprepared to discuss, the Young Trib Force splits the party: Lionel heads to the deep south for military training, Judd to a reeducation camp by way of back-to-back kidnappings, and Ryan to his underground church lair (that we're all wondering why was built in the first place. Absolutely nothing nefarious, to be sure). We're back to reading the weird Jimmy Kimmel fic, and spoiler alert: Jimmy Kimmel remains to be seen. Follow the After Rapture Party on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Erin Cholakian⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tori Chancellor⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Composer: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy Marino⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artist: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Anna Brown⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Producer: Margaret Borchert LEFT BEHIND: THE KIDS by Tim LaHaye & Jerry B. Jenkins

  2. 08/14/2024

    LEFT BEHIND Book 11, Part 1: Everything is Drag

    Calling all death care workers: what happens to a body if you leave it warming in a casket for 10 hours? Erin & Tori imagine Bruce to smell pretty rank after he had to spend his entire funeral listening to Rayford Steele's apocalyptic preaching from beyond the grave. While the church congregants prepare to go into the storm (book title mention!), Judd gets abducted in broad daylight and a very important character must go back into the closet. On the confessions slate, we're detailing 2nd kisses by way of extortion and ranking your high school classmates (by virtues ONLY! We're not nasty). Follow the After Rapture Party on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Erin Cholakian⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tori Chancellor⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Composer: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy Marino⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artist: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Anna Brown⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Producer: Margaret Borchert LEFT BEHIND: THE KIDS by Tim LaHaye & Jerry B. Jenkins

  3. 08/07/2024

    LEFT BEHIND Book 10, Part 2: Why Men Deserve Higher Movie Salaries

    Another book, another lament from Erin & Tori regarding the amount of brain cells needed to piece together plot events that just don't make a lick of sense. After Judd & Ryan pull a Scooby-Doo on Buck Williams (those meddling kids!) by following him around Israel, Judd thinks it's totally chill to swing by the Israeli police department to absolve a heretic. Back in the states, Vicki exhumes the Underground newspaper for the umpteenth time by enlisting Young Trib Force 1099 employee Shelly to go all Betsy Ross on some jacket pockets. In the first installment of a new back-half book format, Erin & Tori read their first LEFT BEHIND fan-fiction with a title that you simply must hear to believe. Follow the After Rapture Party on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Erin Cholakian⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tori Chancellor⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Composer: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy Marino⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artist: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Anna Brown⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Producer: Margaret Borchert LEFT BEHIND: THE KIDS by Tim LaHaye & Jerry B. Jenkins

  4. 06/12/2024

    LEFT BEHIND Book 8, Part 1: Doves Are for Winners, Crosses Are for Losers

    Calling all students of Global Community High School to the auditorium for an emergency assembly: we're getting UNIFORMS! Erin & Tori dress the part as they begin speedrunning the most event-packed installment of the series so far, Death Strike (not a relevant title to this half of the book, unless you count Tori's desire to suplex Coach Handlesman). Vicki gets adopted, Nicolae's plan to get rid of the world's weapons massively backfires, and Judd achieves an incredibly arbitrary academic goal that likely won't matter when Jesus returns for a second time. This week's more-shameful-than-usual confessions detail two events that shouldn't be happening in vehicles. Follow the After Rapture Party on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Erin Cholakian⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tori Chancellor⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Composer: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jimmy Marino⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artist: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Anna Brown⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Producer: Margaret Borchert LEFT BEHIND: THE KIDS by Tim LaHaye & Jerry B. Jenkins

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BYOBible to the decimated world's surviving jamboree! Join apocalypse emcees Erin Cholakian & Tori Chancellor on their journey through the book series you'll certainly love to hate, LEFT BEHIND: THE KIDS. Over the course of 40 books, Erin & Tori will follow four teens' adventures in the Christian rapture as they come to Jesus, fight the Antichrist, and narrowly avoid premarital sex. As they're no strangers to church themselves, Erin & Tori will be sharing their religious experiences and diving into their own shameful confessions. All of God's unchosen are welcome at the After Rapture Party!