Pour Choices Show

David & Chris
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  • Improv
  • Updated Weekly

Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about. Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation. Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.

  1. 1d ago

    #128 WHERE A KID CAN BE A KID

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 GARBAGE DISPOSALS, BROWN-HEADED COWBIRDS, &REVISED COMPANY SLOGANS! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we ask whether you can find something if you were never looking for it, debate when helping someone turns into unpaid labor, and somehow end up talking about bathroom crimes, airport chaos, camping disasters, and a bird that basically runs an evolutionary protection racket.  We kick things off with a philosophical crisis that no philosopher requested: can you actually “find” something if you weren’t looking for it? Then, Chris and David get into the difference between helping someone out and accidentally becoming their unpaid tech support, mechanic, therapist, internet guy, and life coach.  Then things get socially uncomfortable. The hosts debate how early someone can arrive at your house before it becomes rude, talk about military punctuality, and discuss whether showing up early is respectful, intrusive, or just another way adults quietly declare war on each other. Then the episode fully derails: • Someone allegedly ruins a workplace urinal in the worst possible way • The famous E.T. line may not be what everyone thinks it is • Chris realizes his young employee has no idea who Akon is • David explains why his wife thought Akon was saying “convent” instead of “Konvict” • The guys build their ideal fictional-character doomsday survival teams • And David questions why his garbage disposal is called The Badger 500 instead of something that actually chews things up for a living The middle of the episode turns into one of the dumbest games with the most potential: reinterpreting famous company slogans. Nike, McDonald’s, Disneyland, Skittles, Gillette, Allstate, M&M’s, and more all get dragged into the mud and reassigned to things they absolutely should not be advertising. Then Chris tells stories from his Maryland camping trip, including:  • An Escalade parked so badly he had to climb out the passenger side  • An older woman falling and busting her nose open after a flight  • A campground with no power or water  • A random hero lending him a generator  • And the shocking adult discovery that maybe you can shower when the power is out From there, the guys get into birdwatching apps, and the terrifying behavior of the brown-headed cowbird – a bird that lays eggs in other birds’ nests and then retaliates if the host bird does anything about it. We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about boyfriend/girlfriend relationship equivalents and things people learned embarrassingly late in life, celebrity birthdays, and one final reminder that adulthood is mostly just realizing you misunderstood basic utilities, animals, and famous movie quotes. It’s doomsday survival, camping chaos, slogan sabotage, bird mafia behavior, relationship annoyances, and two grown men turning every small question into a full legal, moral, and emotional investigation. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, weird trivia, AskReddit questions, dumb hypotheticals, nostalgic video games, and conversations that go from E.T. quotes to bird revenge without warning… you’re in the right place. 👇WATCH NOW BEFORE THE COWBIRD FINDS OUT WHAT WE SAID👇  Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  3:23 – CAN YOU FIND SOMETHING IF YOU’RE NOT LOOKING FOR IT?  6:27 – WHEN DOES HELPING SOMEONE BECOME PAID WORK?  9:36 – HOW EARLY IS TOO EARLY TO ARRIVE AT SOMEONE’S HOUSE?  11:43 – THE WORKPLACE URINAL DISASTER  13:59 – E.T. *HOME PHONE?  15:57 – AKON, KONVICT & RAPPERS YOUNG PEOPLE DON’T KNOW  18:22 – DOOMSDAY DREAM TEAM  22:03 – THE BADGER 500 GARBAGE DISPOSAL  24:20 – COMPANY SLOGANS THAT SHOULD APPLY TO SOMETHING ELSE  36:19 – BLIND RANKING ANNOYING PHRASES  40:20 – GEX: ENTER THE GECKO  42:12 – HOKEY POKEY REMIX: JAZZ VS INDIE ROCK  46:43 – AIRPORT PARKING & OLD LADY JANE  54:06 – THE HERO WITH A GENERATOR  58:37 – CAN YOU SHOWER WHEN THE POWER IS OUT?  1:01:16 – THE BROWN-HEADED COWBIRD  1:05:47 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:07:32 – ASK REDDIT: BOYFRIEND EQUIVALENT TO EATING HALF YOUR FRIES  1:13:02 – ASK REDDIT: THINGS YOU LEARNED EMBARRASSINGLY LATE  1:23:38 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:27:11 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #WouldYouRather #DoomsdayScenario #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations #Nostalgia #CampingStories #RelationshipHumor #PodcastLife Support the show

    #128 WHERE A KID CAN BE A KID

  2. Jul 15

    #127 BUT WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 FLYING BOATS, JOEDAISM & THE GREATEST DUOS OF ALL TIME! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David is joined by Joe for a nostalgia-heavy episode full of lifelong friendship, childhood memories, fake religions, NFL criminals, and the kind of questions only two guys who have known each other for almost 30 years would even think to ask.  We kick things off with David showing Joe a “tactical” American flag tall boy beer holder he 3D printed, because apparently patriotism now comes with koozie attachments. Then David reveals that he and Joe have been friends for roughly 10,800 days, which is almost three decades of poor decisions, inside jokes, and somehow still talking to each other voluntarily. From there, the episode immediately gets weird. We debate why children spend so much time learning animal noises, whether Disney needs to keep making live-action remakes, and if Moana really needed one this soon. Then we dive into a Harry Potter hypothetical involving Veritaserum vs the Imperius Curse, because wizard law apparently has loopholes and we’re exactly stupid enough to litigate them. Then Joe brings the unpopular opinions. Tacos are overrated. Birthday reposts are cringe. Cris Collinsworth might be the best NFL commentator. Society may never recover from these takes, but we let him speak anyway. We also get into: • What we’ve always wanted to do but haven’t • The best and worst parts of getting older • Awkward queue lines where the cashier just watches you zigzag toward them • Guessing criminal NFL players from their stats • The emotional violence of cyclists taking up the whole road • And Joe’s childhood fake religion: Joedaism Then things go full blast-from-the-past. David and Joe revisit the mysterious flying boat they both swear they saw as kids, debate whether they’d be friends with a parallel-universe version of themselves, and draft the greatest duos of all time, from iconic pop-culture pairs to everyday combos that absolutely deserve respect. We wrap it all up with Would You Rather, This Week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about childhood luxuries that made you feel rich, and the most important theological question of all: what does the “H” stand for in Jesus H. Christ? It’s nostalgia, friendship, dumb hypotheticals, NFL chaos, Disney debates, fake religion, flying boats, and two grown men proving that knowing someone for 30 years does not make the conversation more mature. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, childhood stories, pop-culture debates, sports trivia, weird hypotheticals, and arguments that somehow go from Harry Potter magic to lawn-chair religion… you’re in the right place. 👇WATCH NOW BEFORE JOEDAISM GETS TAX-EXEMPT STATUS👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 2:16 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK: TACTICAL BEER HOLDER 4:33 – 30 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP 8:40 – WHY DO WE TEACH KIDS ANIMAL NOISES? 11:36 – LIVE ACTION REMAKES 15:53 – VERITASERUM VS THE IMPERIUS CURSE 17:18 – BUCKET LISTS & MISSED DREAMS 19:20 – THE BEST & WORST PARTS OF GETTING OLDER 23:00 – UNPOPULAR OPINIONS 38:28 – AWKWARD QUEUE LINES 39:43 – GUESS THE CRIMINAL NFL PLAYER FROM THE STATS 49:57 – CYCLISTS IN GTA 52:15 – JOEDAISM 57:09 – THE FLYING BOAT 1:00:54 – WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSE SELF? 1:06:01 – THE DUOS DRAFT 1:16:49 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 1:24:53 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:27:15 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT IS A CHILDHOOD LUXURY THAT MADE YOU FEEL RICH? 1:31:49 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT DOES THE “H” STAND FOR IN “JESUS H. CHRIST”? 1:35:29 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:36:44 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #WouldYouRather #NFL #Disney #HarryPotter #Nostalgia #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife Support the show

    #127 BUT WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON

  3. Jul 8

    #126 BREAKING & EXITING

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 JESUS’ CHROMOSOMES, MECHANIC BODYCAMS, & FELONIOUS ROOFTOPPING 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow go from getting older and losing hair to zombie apocalypse strategy, Harry Potter trivia, movie synonym games, and a Shakespeare fact that makes Hogwarts sound way less family-friendly.  We kick things off with David realizing his fresh haircut pile looked like he had just groomed an elderly dog, which naturally leads to another depressing conversation about aging. Chris has rogue greys, and is fighting the battle of the hairline. Nobody is winning. Time remains undefeated, the smug bastard. Then things immediately get theological and stupid. David asks whether Jesus being born from a virgin birth would mean he only had X chromosomes… and therefore whether Jesus was technically a woman. From there, we debate whether your funeral should be a party, what major city you’d want to be trapped in during a zombie apocalypse, and why getting carded twice in one week can apparently repair a man’s self-esteem. We also get into Chris’s notes app, which has somehow become a digital junk drawer full of podcast topics, banking info, passwords, and probably the nuclear codes if he ever finds them. Then the episode spirals: • A couple gets arrested after climbing the Empire State Building for a proposal • We debate whether that should count as burglary or “breaking and exiting” • Chris explains why soccer is called soccer • David compares the music from Schindler’s List and Harry Potter • We dive into Today I Learned: Harry Potter Edition • David admits he thought Crisco was a powder • And we guess purple movie characters from nothing but their teeth Then we play Guess the Movie From the Synonyms, where movie titles get rewritten into aggressively weird clue phrases, followed by a London Bridge remix battle between country and metal. We wrap things up with a Shakespearean euphemism that makes “wit beyond measure” hit completely differently, this week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about World Cup tourists in the U.S. & personal conspiracy theories, celebrity birthdays, and This Day in History. It’s Harry Potter, movie games, aging panic, weird trivia, bad theories, and two grown men confidently overthinking things nobody asked them to explain. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, pop culture debates, dumb hypotheticals, movie trivia, and conversations that go from Rogaine to Shakespearean penis jokes in under an hour… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE CHRIS PUTS THIS DESCRIPTION IN HIS ONE NOTE 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  05:22 – ROGUE GREYS & ROGAINE  06:57 – JESUS WAS A WOMAN  08:28 – WOULD YOU WANT YOUR FUNERAL TO BE A PARTY?  10:14 – BEST CITY FOR A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE  13:18 – GETTING CARDED & MECHANIC BODYCAMS  17:45 – CHRIS’S ONE-NOTE NOTES APP DISASTER  18:54 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH AT THESE JOKES  21:26 – EMPIRE STATE OF MIND  24:08 – WHY SOCCER IS CALLED SOCCER  27:40 – SCHINDLER’S LIST VS HARRY POTTER MUSIC  31:07 – TODAY I LEARNED: HARRY POTTER EDITION  36:51 – DAVID THOUGHT CRISCO WAS A POWDER  40:25 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE SYNONYMS  45:01 – LONDON BRIDGE REMIX: COUNTRY VS METAL  51:56 – SHAKESPEAREAN “WIT” HAS A DIFFERENT MEANING  53:14 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  56:03 – ASK REDDIT: WORLD CUP TOURISTS REVIEW THE U.S.  1:00:31 – ASK REDDIT: PERSONAL CONSPIRACY THEORIES  1:04:54 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:07:00 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:08:29 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HarryPotter #MovieTrivia #AskReddit #WorldCup #ConspiracyTheory #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #FunnyConversations #ViralPodcast #PodcastLife Support the show

    #126 BREAKING & EXITING

  4. Jul 1

    #125 RED, WHITE & BOOZE

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 AMERICA’S 250TH, WORLD CUP CUPS & THE MOST AMERICAN THING EVER 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate America’s 250th birthday the only way we know how – with fast food collectibles, airport fees, American flag movie trivia, historic events explained poorly, and arguments that would disappoint every founding father equally.  We kick things off with the most important question in modern democracy: if you could create your own ice cream flavor, what would it be? From there, Chris explains how he went to McDonald’s strictly to get the collectible World Cup cups, only to be told he had to buy the whole meal because apparently even plastic cups now come with terms and conditions. Then we debate what officially counts as “waking up early,” and whether Atlanta might technically be the real capital of America because it’s the “Home of the Braves.” Logic? Not really. Patriotic? Unfortunately. Then the July 4th chaos begins. Chris talks about flying to Maryland for a camping trip on the 4th of July and getting ambushed by modern airline pricing, because Southwest apparently decided free seating was too merciful. David also shares a possibly insane travel hack involving opening multiple browser tabs to manipulate seat selection like some kind of Spirit Airlines war criminal. Then we get into the actual America-themed madness: • A tournament to determine The Most American Thing Ever • Guessing movies from screenshots featuring American flags • A Mary Had a Little Lamb Funk vs Soul remix battle • Poorly explained American history events • And a TSA hypothetical that spirals directly into Wheel of Fortune territory We also revisit Chris’s Maryland camping plans, his possible return from Tito’s & La Croix back to beer, and the mysterious “farm museum” he eventually remembers exists. We wrap it all up with Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about what’s gotten too expensive to enjoy & what Americans actually do on the 4th of July, celebrity birthdays, and This Day in History. It’s American history, movie games, holiday chaos, bad travel planning, patriotic confusion, and two grown men turning the 4th of July into a full-blown content liability. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, dumb trivia, movie guessing games, and conversations that go from McDonald’s cups to constitutional nonsense in under ten minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇WATCH NOW BEFORE THE FIREWORKS START MAKING DECISIONS FOR US👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  02:46 – CREATE YOUR OWN ICE CREAM FLAVOR  05:08 – MCDONALDS WORLD CUPS  07:17 – WHAT’S THE CUTOFF FOR “WAKING UP EARLY”?  09:34 – IS ATLANTA THE TRUE CAPITAL OF AMERICA?  10:51 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH AT THESE JOKES  14:59 – SOUTHWEST FLIGHTS, SEAT FEES & TRAVEL HACKS  19:55 – THE MOST AMERICAN THING EVER TOURNAMENT  26:58 – MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB: FUNK VS SOUL  32:33 – POORLY EXPLAINED AMERICAN HISTORY EVENTS  41:36 – TSA RANDOM SEARCH HYPOTHETICAL  46:05 – CHRIS’S MARYLAND CAMPING TRIP & FARM MUSEUM  50:51 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  54:13 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT’S TOO EXPENSIVE TO ENJOY?  1:02:34 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT DO AMERICANS DO ON THE 4TH OF JULY?  1:09:21 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:12:42 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:14:27 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #FourthOfJuly #America250 #AmericanHistory #MovieTrivia #AskReddit #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #FunnyConversations #ViralPodcast #PodcastLife Support the show

    #125 RED, WHITE & BOOZE

  5. Jun 24

    #124 THE SINGLE, ALL-PURPOSE HOLE

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 FAKE POUR CHOICES FANS, WORLD CUP TRIVIA & HUMPTY DUMPTY EDM REMIXES 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we find out people have been DM’ing our podcast pages thinking we’re completely different “Pour Choices,” which is both insulting and somehow still better marketing than anything we planned. We kick things off with David explaining that strangers are sending event photos, live-show compliments, and general confusion to our Facebook and Instagram pages because apparently “Pour Choices” is now a multiverse. One person thought we were a paint-and-wine event. Another thought we were a band. Honestly, both sound more financially stable. From there, things get stupid immediately. David tests Chris with a viral duck-in-sandals yes-or-no question, before the two attempt to solve one of life’s most important monster hypotheticals: if a vampire and a zombie bite each other at the exact same time, who turns into what? Then Chris, an actual soccer fan, tries to teach David, a man who would rather read a printer manual than care about soccer, some World Cup history and trivia. It goes about as well as expected. We also get into: • David building the official PourChoicesShow.com website in two days • Guessing movies from only the “ING” in the title • Ruining movies by adding one word • Whether the new Nintendo Switch is worth it when GTA 6 exists • A head-to-head battle between Humpty Dumpty Reggae and Humpty Dumpty EDM • Debating the greatest all-time QB/WR duos • A $45 million challenge where you can’t sleep in the same place longer than a week • A tragic bungee-jumping story out of Brazil • And the absolutely unhinged history of Operation Blue Peacock We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about server red flags, weird body questions, celebrity birthdays, and This Day in History. It’s sports trivia, dumb hypotheticals, monster logic, internet confusion, AI music, and two grown men treating Humpty Dumpty remixes like a Grammy category.  If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, weird trivia, ridiculous games, and conversations that go from World Cup facts to nuclear chicken conspiracies in under an hour… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE OTHER POUR CHOICES TAKES OUR FANS 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 02:23 – PEOPLE THINK WE’RE A DIFFERENT POUR CHOICES 05:22 – THE DUCK IN SANDALS POLL 05:48 – VAMPIRE VS ZOMBIE BITE HYPOTHETICAL 08:45 – WHAT FOOD ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW? 11:10 – WORLD CUP HISTORY & TRIVIA 16:21 – DAVID BUILT POURCHOICESSHOW.COM 23:53 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE “ING” 29:51 – RUINING MOVIES BY ADDING ONE WORD 35:50 – NEW NINTENDO SWITCH, STARFOX, OCARINA OF TIME & GTA 6 39:57 – HUMPTY DUMPTY: REGGAE VS EDM 44:53 – BEST ALL-TIME QB/WR DUOS 47:30 – $45 MILLION BUT YOU CAN’T SLEEP IN THE SAME PLACE LONGER THAN A WEEK 51:28 – BUNGEE JUMPING IN BRAZIL 52:52 – OPERATION BLUE PEACOCK 56:07 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 58:03 – ASK REDDIT: SERVER RED FLAGS FOR BAD TIPS 1:03:09 – ASK REDDIT: FEMALE EQUIVALENT OF MORNING WOOD 1:10:22 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:12:20 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:14:10 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #Shrek #IceAge #MovieTrivia #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #Trivia #FunnyConversations #InternetScam #PodcastLife Support the show

    #124 THE SINGLE, ALL-PURPOSE HOLE

  6. Jun 17

    #123 THIS EPISODE IS LUDICROUS!

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 THE PUTTER SCAM CONCLUSION, LUDICROUS RHYMES, & THINGS WE CAN’T STAND! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we conclude our investigation into an online putter scam, debate whether Shrek or Ice Age is the superior animated movie, and discover that society has quietly accepted an alarming number of rules that feel like they were written during a gas leak.  We kick things off with an important linguistic question: if someone communicates through sign language and is missing a finger, is that the equivalent of speaking with an accent? From there, Chris and David immediately get into a heated argument over which animated classic is better: Shrek or Ice Age. Chris makes the objectively questionable decision to defend Ice Age, while David attempts to restore order to society. Then the investigation begins. After Chris fell victim to an online Scotty Cameron putter scam, David digs into the Facebook profile and associated phone number with the help of AI, assembling a full dossier of findings. The missing putter may be gone forever, but the unnecessarily detailed detective work lives on. Things somehow become even more aggravating when Chris tries to schedule a routine oil change at Toyota and is told the earliest available appointment is more than two weeks away. This sends David into a full PTSD flashback involving VA appointment scheduling and inspires a complete rundown of the tiny inconveniences that make daily life unbearable. We also get into: • Absurd markups from home-repair companies • The psychological warfare of tangled extension cords and Christmas lights • Toilet-paper math that claims 24 rolls somehow equals 96 • A trivia game where knowing the correct answer is useless because only second place counts • A breakdown of the Netflix series Nemesis • A “This Old Man” trap remix nobody requested • And a draft of the greatest Ludacris lyrics ever written  We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about things that feel legal but could actually get you arrested, plus sentences people heard once and never forgot. It’s scams, strange laws, random trivia, animated-movie arguments, and two grown men allowing minor inconveniences to ruin their emotional stability in real time. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, pop-culture debates, petty grievances, and questions nobody else is brave or stupid enough to ask… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE TOYOTA FINALLY HAS AN OPEN APPOINTMENT 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  2:47 – DOES MISSING A FINGER GIVE YOU A SIGN-LANGUAGE ACCENT?  7:07 – SHREK VS ICE AGE  7:59 – TAYLOR SWIFT, TOY STORY & THE NEW SPIELBERG MOVIE  10:31 – THE PUTTER SAGA CONCLUSION  14:59 – CHRIS’S GRIPE WITH TOYOTA  19:12 – DAVID’S LIST OF EXTREME ANNOYANCES  29:36 – THE CUBAN EARTHQUAKE CRISIS  34:35 – SECOND PLACE TRIVIA  47:24 – NETFLIX’S NEMESIS  49:22 – “THIS OLD MAN” TRAP REMIX  57:16 – THE LUDACRIS LYRIC DRAFT  1:03:54 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:13:21 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT FEELS LEGAL BUT IS ACTUALLY ILLEGAL?  1:19:19 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT SENTENCE STAYED WITH YOU FOREVER?  1:26:02 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:30:15 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:32:16 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #Shrek #IceAge #MovieTrivia #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #Trivia #FunnyConversations #InternetScam #PodcastLife Support the show

    #123 THIS EPISODE IS LUDICROUS!

  7. Jun 10

    #122 THERE 18 MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN WOMEN'S RIGHTS

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨MISSING CATS, OBNOXIOUS DUBBING & THE MOST UNNECESSARY GUEST LIST IN PODCAST HISTORY🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from a missing neighborhood cat and a suburban alligator sighting to foreign-language television, abandoned golf courses, bizarre time-capsule realizations, and the continued collapse of Chris’s missing putter investigation.  We kick things off with a story about a friendly neighborhood cat that suddenly appeared on missing posters, while David casually reveals that his neighbors had an alligator wandering through their yard. Because apparently Florida suburbs are just nature documentaries with property taxes. From there, things immediately get uncomfortable. We reminisce about the National Geographic magazines everyone somehow remembers from elementary school, ask what an audience would scream at the screen if our lives were movies, and debate the logistics of holding a funeral when only one arm is recovered at sea.  Naturally, that leads to time capsules.  David realizes the time capsule his fifth-grade class buried in 2000 was probably dug up almost immediately when the school was demolished, which raises another important question: what exactly qualifies someone as a time-capsule expert? Then Chris gives the latest update on his missing Scotty Cameron putter saga. The investigation is mostly dead, hope is fading, and he has responded to this defeat in the most financially responsible way possible: buying a brand-new custom putter. Things only get more chaotic from there: • Why eBay auctions are basically NBA playoff games • The absurdity of reserve prices • A complete list of every expert we’ve said we need to bring onto the podcast • A compilation proving that adding “na na na” to a song makes it a banger • Guessing sports-team cities from their nicknames • An “If You’re Happy and You Know It” trap remix • The Lil Wayne Lyric Draft • A deeply unnecessary parody of a Five Gum commercial • Games that make us wish we were 10 again  We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about what makes people feel fancy and the one song you would use to prove you have good taste in music. It’s neighborhood wildlife, internet nonsense, nostalgic debates, dumb games, and two grown men asking questions no reputable expert would willingly answer. So, if you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, weird hypotheticals, pop-culture arguments, parody commercials, and conversations that go from alligator sightings to Lil Wayne lyrics without warning… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE NEED TO GET A TIME-CAPSULE EXPERT ON 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  4:02 – MISSING CATS & SUBURBAN ALLIGATORS  7:24 – NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE MEMORIES  8:59 – WHAT WOULD THE AUDIENCE YELL AT YOUR LIFE MOVIE?  10:24 – THE ONE-ARM CASKET QUESTION  11:32 – THE LOST FIFTH-GRADE TIME CAPSULE  14:37 – THE MISSING PUTTER INVESTIGATION IS MOSTLY DEAD  16:56 – EBAY AUCTIONS ARE NBA PLAYOFF GAMES   20:32 – OUR EVER-GROWING GUEST LIST  27:38 – THE ABANDONED GOLF COURSE LEGAL BATTLE  29:45 – WHY DO LANDLORDS LEAVE BUILDINGS EMPTY?  30:57 – THE “NA NA NA” BANGER COMPILATION  33:37 – GUESS THE SPORTS-TEAM CITY FROM ITS NICKNAME  37:27 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY  40:06 – “IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT” TRAP REMIX  43:35 – THE LIL WAYNE LYRIC DRAFT  51:07 – THE FIVE GUM PARODY COMMERCIAL  53:43 – DEEP-TISSUE MASSAGE DAMAGE & SURPRISE GLASSES  57:53 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE WORD   1:02:05 – ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?  1:07:18 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:08:39 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL FANCY?  1:13:14 – ASK REDDIT: ONE SONG TO PROVE YOU HAVE GOOD MUSIC TASTE  1:16:55 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:18:00 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY   1:19:32 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #MovieTrivia #MusicDraft #LilWayne #InternetCulture #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife #Nostalgia Support the show

    #122 THERE 18 MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN WOMEN'S RIGHTS

  8. Jun 3

    #121 IF YOU AIN'T CHEATING, YOU AIN'T TRYING

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨NFL WARS, ADAM SANDLER MOVIES, & PRICE MATCHING A LARCENY CHARGE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we tackle some of life’s most important questions... like why cheating is called cheating, whether judges are allowed to practice law, and if you can legally argue a lower price after being arrested for grand theft. We kick things off with a debate that immediately gets us into trouble: would you rather be a Democrat or a woman? Then David follows it up with a joke about pandas that somehow manages to offend multiple demographics simultaneously. Strong start. From there, things only get more ridiculous. Chris gives an update on his missing Scotty Cameron putter saga, proving once again that the internet remains undefeated when it comes to separating people from their money. We also discuss how the placement of a single italicized word can completely change the meaning of a sentence, which is probably the most educational thing that happens all episode. Then we go down the rabbit hole:  • Why jetpacks still aren’t everywhere • Whether you can "price match" your way out of a felony • If sitting judges can still practice law • Why Quora never answers the question you actually clicked on Naturally, we also squeeze in some completely normal activities like: • Guessing Adam Sandler movies from his face • A Three Blind Mice trap remix nobody asked for • Building the ultimate all-time NFL team from random franchises • And the most important sports question of all: if every NFL team became its mascot and went to war, who wins?  We wrap it up with unbelievable facts, everyday bits people use in conversation, and a paper-folding fact that makes exponential growth feel like black magic with office supplies. It’s sports, weird legal questions, internet scams, random trivia, and two grown men treating ridiculous hypotheticals with the seriousness of a Supreme Court hearing. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, sports debates, bizarre facts, and conversations that go from jetpacks to felony loopholes in under ten minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE TITANS DEFEAT THE JETS 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  03:33 – WHY DO THEY CALL IT “CHEATING”?  06:57 – WOULD YOU RATHER BE A DEMOCRAT OR A WOMAN?  10:23 – WHAT SUCKS ABOUT BEING A PANDA?  11:25 – GUESS THE COWORKER’S NAME  14:17 – THE MISSING PUTTER UPDATE  24:54 – THE IMPORTANCE OF ITALICIZED WORD PLACEMENT  27:27 – WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE HAVE JETPACKS?  34:53 – CAN YOU PRICE MATCH GRAND THEFT?  38:52 – CAN A SITTING JUDGE PRACTICE LAW?  40:50 – WHY QUORA IS USELESS  44:51 – THREE BLIND MICE TRAP REMIX  47:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER  52:53 – BUILD THE ULTIMATE ALL-TIME NFL TEAM  59:31 – NFL MASCOT BATTLE ROYALE  1:03:48 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:06:15 – ASK REDDIT: UNBELIEVABLE FACTS  1:11:02 – FOLDING PAPER TO THE MOON  1:12:02 – ASK REDDIT: BITS YOU USE IN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION  1:16:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:20:04 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #NFL #SportsTalk #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #Trivia #PodcastLife Support the show

    #121 IF YOU AIN'T CHEATING, YOU AIN'T TRYING
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Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about. Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation. Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.

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  • Creator
    David & Chris
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    103
  • Rating
    Explicit
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