Pour Choices Show

David & Joe

Welcome to The Pour Choices Show, the comedy podcast that proves three decades of friendship, a few drinks, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for terrible decisions. Hosted by lifelong best friends David and Joe, who have been causing problems together since second grade, The Pour Choices Show is what happens when over 29 years of inside jokes, questionable judgment, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm finally get microphones. Every week, we tackle questions you didn’t know you needed answered, games you didn’t know you had to play, and conversations about things you definitely didn’t expect to care about. Expect dark humor, absurd debates, brutally honest hot takes, ridiculous stories, and two best friends feeding off each other until the conversation goes completely off the rails. It’s uncensored, unfiltered, unapologetically ridiculous, and rarely headed anywhere productive. Subscribe if you like comedy that occasionally crosses the line, arguments nobody needed to have, and watching two lifelong friends turn ordinary conversations into complete nonsense. If you’re easily offended, this was probably a pour choice. So, grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably make all week.

  1. 2d ago

    #138 ONE FINGER CHANGES EVERYTHING

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 AI, RANCH PACKETS, HARRY POTTER ROAST PANELS & BURNING SOYBEAN FIELDS! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe debate whether tall boys are one of the greatest stores of value in modern history, ask what happens if Polyjuice Potion meets pregnancy, and build Harry Potter teams for Family Feud, comedy roasts, and football. So, naturally, civilization has peaked. We start with Joe claiming that nothing holds its value better than a tall boy. David counters with the eternal champion of inflation resistance, Arizona Iced Tea. Joe accepts defeat but maintains that the tall boy is considerably more useful. Then things get stupid quickly. • Would you rather have a pumpkin for a head or the body of a scarecrow? • At what age does staying at your friend’s house stop being a “sleepover” and become “crashing at your boy’s place”? • If you use Polyjuice Potion with hair from a pregnant woman, are you also suddenly pregnant? From there, David and Joe dive into No Dumb Questions, a collection of Would You Rather scenarios and hypotheticals that prove there may, in fact, be dumb questions. Then the guys compare how completely differently they use AI. Joe gives David a series of his recent AI prompts with absolutely no context, and David has to figure out what bizarre situation caused Joe to ask them in the first place. It is essentially digital archaeology, except the ancient civilization is just Joe’s search history. Then comes the main event: The Harry Potter Draft Wheel. David loads a spinning wheel with different draft categories, and whatever it lands on, they have to build a team using Harry Potter characters. This week includes: • Family Feud teams • Comedy roast panels • A football squad: Quarterback, Running back, Two wide receivers, & Tight end  Because apparently Firenze’s NFL Draft stock needed to be discussed eventually. We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices and AskReddit questions that include which inanimate object would be the biggest a*****e if it suddenly came to life, and the dumbest reasons men have ever completely lost interest in someone. Then it’s celebrity birthdays, This Day in Sports History, and another successful week of asking questions nobody responsible was working on. It’s Harry Potter, AI prompts, ridiculous hypotheticals, football drafts, AskReddit, pop culture, and two lifelong friends assigning far too much importance to questions that should probably remain unanswered. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, Harry Potter debates, AI nonsense, weird hypotheticals, sports arguments, AskReddit stories, and competitive games designed to create unnecessarily strong opinions, you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE POLYJUICE POTION WEARS OFF 👇  Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  00:31 – TALL BOYS VS ARIZONA ICED TEA: WHAT HOLDS ITS VALUE BETTER?  2:01 – PUMPKIN HEAD OR SCARECROW BODY?  5:36 – THE POLUJUICE POTION PARADOX  8:27 – WHEN DOES A SLEEPOVER BECOME "JUST CRASHING?" 11:34 – NO DUMB QUESTIONS: WOULD YOU RATHER & STUPID HYPOTHETICALS  27:47 – GUESS THE CONTEXT OF JOE’S AI PROMPTS  43:21 – THE HARRY POTTER DRAFT WHEEL  1:04:59 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:10:36 – ASK REDDIT: THE RUDEST INANIMATE OBJECTS  1:14:24 – ASK REDDIT: THE DUMBEST REASON MEN HAVE LOST INTEREST IN A WOMAN  1:22:54 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:27:03 – THIS DAY IN SPORTS HISTORY   1:29:29 – OUTRO   Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HarryPotter #HarryPotterTrivia #NFL #FootballDraft #ArtificialIntelligence #AskReddit #WouldYouRather #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations Support the show

  2. Sep 23

    #137 JUST LET IT HAPPEN

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 WIZARD HAIRSTYLES, THE 9/11 BUTTERFLY EFFECT & HOW MUCH AMERICANS ACTUALLY SPEND! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe question why malls still haven’t discovered shopping carts, blind-rank wizard hairstyles, listen to an AI-generated song built from David’s answers, and somehow trace a bizarre pop-culture chain from 9/11 to the creation of YouTube. We start with one of those incredibly minor inconveniences that becomes increasingly irritating the longer you think about it: Why don’t malls have shopping carts? You can carry seventeen bags through three floors of stores, but apparently wheels would be a bridge too far. From there, the guys debate whether it would be worse to get caught telling a lie or tell the absolute truth and have nobody believe you. Then David circles back to the modern job-search nightmare. After discussing employers using AI to screen applicants before an actual human ever sees their resume, David brings up a lawsuit involving Workday and allegations that automated hiring systems can discriminate against applicants. Because apparently getting rejected by a robot before disappointing a human wasn’t dystopian enough. The conversation then wanders into sports contracts with Bobby Bonilla Day and Chris Davis before Joe forces David to Blind Rank Wizard Hairstyles, finally addressing the part of the Harry Potter universe nobody was brave enough to investigate. We also get into: • The new Kirby game and its Mario/Zelda influences • The bizarre “9/11 Butterfly Effect” theory connecting the Super Bowl halftime show, Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction, and YouTube • How much the average American actually spends on everyday expenses • Modern car payments and the financial decisions we all pretend are reasonable • And Joe’s finished AI-generated song based entirely on David’s answers from last week The guys listen to the finished track and determine whether artificial intelligence has created legitimate music or simply weaponized David’s thoughts against him. Then we wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices and AskReddit. First: why don’t adults today seem as “adult” as the adults we remember growing up? Then things get significantly less responsible with stories about the craziest situations people have ever woken up to after a night of partying. Finally, we close with celebrity birthdays and another episode proving that adulthood is mostly expensive purchases, questionable decisions, and occasionally wondering why nobody gave you a manual. It’s AI hiring, NFL contracts, Harry Potter rankings, Kirby, personal finance, weird pop-culture connections, AI music, AskReddit stories, and two lifelong friends confidently following tangents until someone remembers what they were originally talking about. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, pop culture, sports, Harry Potter debates, AI discussions, personal finance, weird internet theories, and AskReddit stories, you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE AI REJECTS YOUR APPLICATION 👇  Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 05:03 - WHY DON’T MALLS HAVE SHOPPING CARTS? 07:35 - WOULD YOU RATHER GET CAUGHT LYING OR NOT BE BELIEVED? 11:51 - THE WORKDAY DISCRIMINATION LAWSUIT 18:02 - BOBBY BONILLA DAY 20:53 - BLIND RANK WIZARD HAIRSTYLES 27:11 - KIRBY AND THE WORLD BEYOND 31:30 - THE 9/11 BUTTERFLY EFFECT 38:26 - HOW MUCH DOES THE AVERAGE AMERICAN SPEND? 56:02 - JOE TURNED DAVID’S ANSWERS INTO AN AI-GENERATED SONG 59:41 - THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:01:06 - ASK REDDIT: WHY DON’T ADULTS TODAY SEEM SO ADULT-Y? 1:06:05 - ASK REDDIT: CRAZIEST THING YOU’VE WOKEN UP TO AFTER PARTYING 1:16:09 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:17:58 – OUTRO   Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HarryPotter #ArtificialIntelligence #AIHiring #PersonalFinance #NFL #Kirby #AskReddit #PopCulture #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife Support the show

    #137 JUST LET IT HAPPEN
  3. Sep 16

    #136 MARGARINE, CORNFLAKES, & EGGS

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 EXHAUSTIVE JOB HUNTS, YO-YO NOSTALGIA & THE MOST USELESS ANIMAL IN THE WORLD! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe debate whether starfish contribute anything useful to society, turn four suspiciously profound questions into the inspiration needed to write a song, and discover that apparently you can be rejected for a job while physically sitting at the desk of the job you already got. We start with one of those parenting questions nobody thinks about until suddenly they have to, and follow it up with a question about one of nature’s blatant hiccups:  • At what age does taking a bath-time picture of your kid become inappropriate? • Are starfish the most pointless animal in the animal kingdom? Evolution had millions of years. Apparently, sometimes it just makes a decorative ocean pancake. Then David finally gets to share some genuinely good news: after roughly 10 months of job hunting, and 350+ job applications, he landed a new job. Naturally, corporate America immediately found a way to make it stupid. While sitting at work, David receives an email from a company thanking him for applying, complimenting his resume, and informing him that the position has already been filled. The company was his new employer. The email went to his company email. The position was filled by David. The person reading the rejection email. At his desk. In that exact position. From there, Joe unveils what sounds like a series of deep philosophical questions. David answers them seriously, only to learn Joe Googled the basic elements that make up a song, converted those elements into questions, and plans to use David’s answers as lyrics for an AI-generated song. So somewhere between therapy, songwriting, and entrapment, a new piece of music is apparently being born. We also get into: • Betting on, or against, yourself for absolutely no financial reward • David gambling on whether his car could make it home before running out of gas • Childhood yo-yo nostalgia • Buying the exact same yo-yo decades later on Amazon • Trying to figure out the first consumer product ever ordered online • The early days of e-commerce and online shopping • And the time David’s dad responded to a BMW repair problem by simply replacing the entire vehicle Because when BMW refuses to cover a transfer case 4,000 miles outside warranty, there are technically several solutions. Buying another vehicle is certainly one of them. We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices and two AskReddit questions: what people never realized was optional until they watched someone simply refuse to do it, and what every guy should know even though nobody really teaches it. Then we close with celebrity birthdays and the usual reminder that curiosity becomes significantly more dangerous when you give two people microphones. It’s weird animal debates, corporate stupidity, AI songwriting, childhood nostalgia, online-shopping history, questionable fuel decisions, BMW problems, and two lifelong friends turning ordinary observations into investigations nobody requested. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, nostalgia, AskReddit stories, weird hypotheticals, technology history, personal stories, and arguments that somehow go from starfish to e-commerce without warning, you’re in the right place.   👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE FISH LEARN WHAT A BICYCLE IS 👇  Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 1:14 – WHEN DO BATH-TIME KID PHOTOS BECOME INAPPROPRIATE? 4:44 – ARE STARFISH THE MOST USELESS ANIMALS? 13:19 – GETTING REJECTED FROM A JOB YOU ALREADY HAVE 21.46 – TURNING OUR LIVES INTO LIFE IN A SONG 35:48 – BETTING AGAINST YOURSELF 46:58 – YO-YO NOSTALGIA & THE FIRST THING EVER BOUGHT ONLINE 55:59 – CAR TROUBLES AND DEALERSHIP SLIMEBALLS 1:12:00 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:14:49 – ASKREDDIT: WHAT DID YOU NEVER REALIZE WAS OPTIONAL? 1:21:03 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT SHOULD EVERY GUY KNOW BUT IS RARELY TAUGHT? 1:31:33 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:34:25 – OUTRO   Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #AIMusic #OnlineShopping #Amazon #Nostalgia #90sKids #FunnyStories #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife Support the show

    #136 MARGARINE, CORNFLAKES, & EGGS
  4. Sep 9

    #135 DO IT FOR DALE

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 POUTINE, FISH FACTS & THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN IN 2001! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris tries poutine for the first time, David questions whether an open garage counts as being inside or outside, and the guys stumble into a legal debate about why professional pornography and prostitution are treated differently. So, a normal start. That conversation immediately reveals the obvious solution: this podcast desperately needs a lawyer willing to answer questions nobody wants attached to their professional reputation. Somehow, while trying to solve sex-work law, Chris also reveals that he was the kind of psychopath who folded book pages instead of using bookmarks. From there, the guys travel back to the 1990s to see which classic phrases they still remember before moving into one of the darker games of the episode. David brings out King of the Hill: 2001 Edition. Chris gets a series of head-to-head events from 2001 and has to decide which was worse. The winner stays on the board and faces the next terrible event until one unfortunate moment is crowned champion. History class was never supposed to work like March Madness, yet here we are. Then we get significantly more educational with some groundbreaking Fish Facts, including revelations such as “Fish spend most of their lives underwater” and “Most fish have never ridden a bicycle.” Plus several other facts that technically qualify as true while contributing absolutely nothing to society Chris then gives David a list of 20 life experiences to see how many he has completed compared with the average American before the guys play More or Less, a game built entirely around bizarre questions, questionable instincts, and confidently guessing which number is larger. Later, David describes the borderline spiritual experience of getting a massage after taking Adderall, the guys discuss Fantasy Football punishments, and Kevin Bacon once again invades the podcast. They return to the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon and try to find movies starring actors with the highest possible Bacon Number, because apparently every road in Hollywood eventually leads to one man from Footloose. We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices; AskReddit stories about the petty ongoing wars between household pets, and some extremely creative euphemisms for masturbation; celebrity birthdays; and This Day in History. It’s 90s nostalgia, weird legal questions, dark history games, useless animal trivia, fantasy football humiliation, Kevin Bacon mathematics, pet drama, and two grown men continuing their commitment to learning things nobody needed explained. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, dark humor, nostalgia, trivia games, AskReddit stories, Kevin Bacon, and debates that somehow go from pornography law to bookmarks without warning, you’re in the right place.   👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE FISH LEARN WHAT A BICYCLE IS 👇  Chapters  00:00 – Intro 3:27 – CHRIS TRIES POUTINE FOR THE FIRST TIME 5:04 – IF YOUR GARAGE DOOR IS OPEN, ARE YOU INSIDE OR OUTSIDE? 7:44 - WHY IS PROFESSIONAL PORNOGRAPHY NOT PROSTITUTION? 10:00 – WE NEED A LAWYER 12:13 – DO YOU REMEMBER THESE 90S PHRASES? 19:05 – KING OF THE HILL: WORST EVENTS OF 2001 30:06 – MIND BLOWING FISH FACTS 32:35 – HOW MANY OF THESE 20 THINGS HAVE YOU DONE? 37:46 – MORE OR LESS 44:25 – THE ADDERALL MASSAGE EXPERIENCE 48:57 – FANTASY FOOTBALL PUNISHMENTS 50:50 – 6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON 57:40 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 59:25 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT DRAMA IS HAPPENING BETWEEN YOUR PETS? 1:09:56 – ASK REDDIT: THE BEST EUPHEMISMS FOR MASTURBATION 1:14:45 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:17:18 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:19:45 – OUTRO    Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #KevinBacon #90sNostalgia #AskReddit #FantasyFootball #DarkHumor #TriviaGames #PetStories #PopCulture #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife Support the show

  5. Sep 2

    #134 THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 HARRY POTTER MUGGLE DRAMA, KEVIN BACON & BRAIN-BREAKING PARADOXES! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Chris question bartender tipping, investigate whether koozies actually accomplish anything, attempt an alphabetically restricted Harry Potter conversation, and eventually wander into logical paradoxes that make reality feel considerably less trustworthy. We start with a perfectly reasonable complaint about tipping. Why should the tip on a drink increase just because the drink costs more when the bartender may have done the exact same amount of work? A $5 beer and a $15 whiskey pour can require roughly the same physical effort, yet somehow mathematics has decided one deserves three times the gratitude. From there, David asks one of civilization’s great unanswered questions: what is the actual point of a koozie? Chris also unveils his new lava lamp, because apparently the podcast studio is slowly becoming a Spencer’s Gifts from 2004. Then the guys discuss the recent deaths of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry before attempting another alphabet conversation challenge. The scenario this time: You just discovered you’re a Mudblood because your mom is a Muggle. Every response has to begin with the next letter of the alphabet, turning what was already an absurd Harry Potter conversation into verbal Sudoku. The episode continues with: • A round of “Would You Rather?” • Drafting the best “things that are cold” • Another attempt to beat the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon • Chris completely failing to prepare a new segment • A completely unnecessary conversation about Cher, Adele, and Shakira • And another round of Show & Tell Later, the guys get into AskReddit questions that are significantly more dangerous to think about than they initially appear. First, logical paradoxes that completely break your brain the longer you consider them. Then they discuss outdated objects that have somehow survived decades of technological progress despite having every reason to disappear. We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices, celebrity birthdays, and This Day in History. It’s Harry Potter hypotheticals, Kevin Bacon mathematics, nostalgia, lava lamps, weird debates, philosophical brain damage, and two grown men proving once again that even the smallest question can become a completely unnecessary investigation. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, Harry Potter humor, movie trivia, AskReddit questions, weird hypotheticals, pop culture, and debates nobody  👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOU THINK ABOUT THE PARADOX TOO LONG 👇  Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 3:18 – WHY DO WE TIP BASED ON THE PRICE OF A DRINK? 7:54 – WHAT’S THE POINT OF A KOOZIE? 9:51 – Chris’s New Lava Lamp 13:49 – DOLLY PARTON & TIM CURRY 15:57 – ALPHABET CONVERSATION: YOU FOUND OUT YOU’RE A MUDBLOOD 23:42 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 33:23 – THINGS THAT ARE COLD DRAFT 43:06 – 6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON 48:10 – LIFE AFTER LOVE 52:14 – SHOW & TELL 1:01:59 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:04:28 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT LOGICAL PARADOX BREAKS YOUR BRAIN? 1:15:28 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT OUTDATED OBJECT REFUSES TO DIE? 1:23:55 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:26:30 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:28:42 – OUTRO   Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HarryPotter #KevinBacon #MovieTrivia #AskReddit #WouldYouRather #LogicalParadox #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife Support the show

    #134 THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW
  6. Aug 26

    #133 I DON'T MIND BUBBLES

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 NFL TRIVIA, BLIND RANKINGS & THE MOST CHAOTIC FOOTBALL HYPOTHETICALS! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David, Chris, and Joe put their NFL knowledge to the test with football trivia, forgotten players, blind rankings, impossible hypotheticals, and enough questionable coaching strategy to get all three of them fired before halftime. We start with a brutal question for any NFL fan: If you could know exactly how your favorite team will perform for the next 25 years, would you actually want to know?  • Twenty-five years of championships? Sign us up.  • Twenty-five years of rebuilding? Maybe ignorance really is bliss. Then we start rewriting the NFL rulebook. • What if every head coach had to take one snap during every game? When would you use yours? • What if teams could trade NFL Draft picks for actual in-game advantages? How much is a first-round pick worth? An extra timeout? Starting seven points ahead? Removing one opposing player? Somewhere Roger Goodell just felt a disturbance in the force. Then the competition begins. Chris challenges David and Joe to name the Top 5 answers in three different NFL categories before David takes over as host for an interactive NFL trivia game, sending Chris and Joe head-to-head to determine who actually knows football and who has just been confidently nodding through conversations for years. We also get into: • NFL history and obscure football facts  • Joe’s NFL-themed Blind Rank challenge  • Ranking five options without knowing what comes next  • Forgotten NFL players you probably haven’t thought about in years  • David and Joe racing to identify players from photos  • And multiple opportunities for someone to confidently give an answer that is catastrophically wrong After enough football to make this technically qualify as film study, we move into This Week’s Pour Choices and AskReddit. • You’re handed two pounds of ground beef but cannot make burgers, tacos, or spaghetti. What are you panic-cooking? • What is a piece of outdated technology or obsolete object that you genuinely miss using, purely for the tactile experience? • Married people of Reddit, what’s your most unhinged marriage hack? We wrap things up with celebrity birthdays, a game of Guess What Year these events happened on This Day in History, and, as always, a farewell toast to our basement dwelling eSports nerds. It’s NFL trivia, football debates, blind rankings, forgotten players, nostalgia, marriage hacks, questionable food decisions, and three grown men treating completely fictional NFL rule changes like they’re being presented to the Competition Committee tomorrow morning. If you like comedy podcasts with NFL trivia, football history, sports debates, AskReddit stories, nostalgic technology, ridiculous hypotheticals, and competitive games designed primarily to expose your friends’ ignorance, you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE SOMEONE TRADES A 1st ROUND PICK FOR AN EXTRA TOUCHDOWN 👇  Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 00:50 – WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW YOUR NFL TEAM’S NEXT 25 YEARS?  3:55 – WHAT IF NFL COACHES HAD TO TAKE ONE SNAP EVERY GAME?  5:22 – TRADING NFL DRAFT PICKS FOR IN-GAME ADVANTAGES  7:35 – MADDEN IS TOO REALISTIC  9:53 – NFL THEMED TOP 5’s  18:05 – HEAD-TO-HEAD INTERACTIVE NFL TRIVIA 37:20 – NFL BLIND RANK 44:57 – GUESS THE FORGOTTEN NFL PLAYER 53:15 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:01:39 – ASK REDDIT: TWO POUNDS OF GROUND BEEF PANIC MEAL 1:06:46 – ASK REDDIT: OUTDATED TECHNOLOGY YOU ACTUALLY MISS 1:13:06 – ASK REDDIT: THE MOST UNHINGED MARRIAGE HACKS 1:21:33 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:26:11 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:28:53 – OUTRO   Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #NFL #NFLTrivia #FootballTrivia #NFLHistory #FootballPodcast #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #SportsTrivia #NFLFans #AskReddit #FootballFans #SportsPodcast #PodcastLife Support the show

    #133 I DON'T MIND BUBBLES
  7. Aug 19

    #132 THROW IT INTO THE CROWD TO SEE WHO'S NEXT

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 CIGARETTE-SCENTED DOORDASH, FUNERAL BOUQUET TOSSES & ESCAPING JURY DUTY! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we calculate the resale value of food that smells like cigarettes, redesign funeral traditions, and reveal the worst possible advice for getting dismissed from jury duty. We start with one of those questions that sounds simple until two grown men spend several minutes destroying the English language over it: How long do you have to possess something that is not yours before it officially becomes yours? From there, David and Chris compare their current lives to what their younger selves expected, attempt to spell the sound of a public hand dryer, and investigate the mysterious DoorDash refund algorithm after Chris receives groceries that absolutely reek of cigarette smoke. That somehow leads into Italian ice, Jeremiah’s versus Luigi’s, and a round of Harry Potter-themed Would You Rather questions that forces the hosts to make decisions no Hogwarts guidance counselor could responsibly endorse. Then David presents a list of things society should normalize, including: • Pregaming before work • Sending “you’re welcome” cards • Taking the bouquet off a coffin and tossing it into the crowd to determine who kicks the bucket next Traditional etiquette had a decent run. Chris also alerts everyone to a meteor shower and lunar eclipse happening that night, only for David to point out that the episode will not be released for another week. So enjoy this extremely useful astronomy update about something you already missed. The episode continues with two rounds of Rapid Fire Trivia, including questions that gradually abandon trivia and become riddles designed specifically to make Chris look confused. Then the guys debut Show & Tell, revealing random items they never knew the other owned. Later, they attempt an Alphabet Conversation game, where every response must begin with the next letter of the alphabet. Maintaining a normal conversation was already difficult. Adding alphabetical restrictions does not improve matters. We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about sounds that trigger immediate rage, and the best thing to say to escape jury duty.   It’s Harry Potter hypotheticals, bizarre social etiquette, delayed space news, trivia, jury duty strategies, DoorDash complaints, and two friends proving that any harmless question can become a 15-minute investigation.   If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, dark humor, AskReddit stories, trivia games, ridiculous hypotheticals, and life advice that should never be used in court, you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOUR JURY SUMMONS ARRIVES 👇  Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 03:20 - WHEN DOES SOMETHING THAT ISN’T YOURS BECOME YOURS? 08:46 - WHAT WOULD SURPRISE YOUR YOUNGER SELF THE MOST? 12:36 - HOW WOULD YOU SPELL THE SOUND OF A HAND DRYER? 14:24 - THE CIGARETTE-SCENTED DOORDASH ORDER 19:25 - WOULD YOU RATHER: HARRY POTTER EDITION 27:47 - THINGS SOCIETY SHOULD NORMALIZE 40:02 - THE METEOR SHOWER YOU ALREADY MISSED 47:03 - RAPID FIRE TRIVIA 52:42 - SHOW & TELL 1:02:45 - THE ALPHABET CONVERSATION GAME 1:07:01 - THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:11:03 - ASK REDDIT: WHAT SOUND IMMEDIATELY TRIGGERS PURE RAGE? 1:20:47 - ASK REDDIT: WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO GET OUT OF JURY DUTY? 1:28:55 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:31:26 - THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:35:00 – OUTRO   Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #HarryPotter #WouldYouRather #RapidFireTrivia #JuryDuty #DoorDash #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations #PopCulture #PodcastLife Support the show

    #132 THROW IT INTO THE CROWD TO SEE WHO'S NEXT
  8. Aug 12

    #131 WAIT, WE'RE LIVE?

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 BRAILLE GAS PUMPS, HARRY POTTER DAD JOKES & THE NATIONAL ANTHEM DISASTER! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we debate whether responsible adults clean while they cook,, and somehow turn a basic question about Braille into a conversation about blind people selecting gasoline. Education was attempted. Results may vary. Chris starts by explaining Panera’s Hometown Heroes campaign, which involved driving around his district handing out coupons to schools, veterans, and first responders. David immediately complains that he never received any veteran coupons when he lived nearby, only to learn this is the first year of the program. The outrage lasted approximately four seconds. From there, we ask the questions adulthood apparently forgot to answer: • Do you clean while cooking or leave the kitchen looking like a crime scene until afterward? • Which skill would you instantly master if you could skip all the practice? Chris also arrives prepared with Harry Potter-themed dad jokes, combining two things David usually enjoys into something considerably worse. Then the episode heads into sports. David gives his unsolicited thoughts on the new Women’s Professional Baseball League and whether another attempt at professional women’s baseball can succeed. The discussion begins because of a painfully awkward national anthem performance where players, coaches, fans, and even umpires appeared to be fighting for their lives not to laugh. Other highlights include: • Trying to spot a hidden image inside an optical illusion • Admitting to things we now do after swearing we never would • Figuring out whether Braille uses individual letters, complete words, or both • Chris briefly suggesting blind people need Braille to select gasoline • Exploring Merriam-Webster’s Time Traveler feature • Filling in the missing words from bizarre news headlines • A round of “Fast Money” • Guessing movies from screenshots containing lightning We eventually return to the Braille discussion to ask whether it is its own language or changes depending on the language being represented. Somehow, the second attempt is marginally more intelligent than the first. A low bar was cleared, but cleared nonetheless. We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about movies that are so bad they become entertaining and the everyday challenges people with ADD or ADHD experience, followed by celebrity birthdays and This Day in History. It’s Harry Potter jokes, baseball arguments, optical illusions, strange language questions, movie trivia, and two grown men discovering that knowing a subject exists does not mean they understand even one part of it. If you like comedy podcasts with spontaneous banter, dad jokes, pop-culture games, AskReddit stories, movie trivia, and conversations that confidently wander into topics nobody researched beforehand, you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE CHRIS PUTS BRAILLE ON A GAS PUMP  👇  Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  7:40 – DO YOU CLEAN WHILE YOU COOK?  9:25 – CLEANING WHILE COOKING  12:26 – WHICH SKILL WOULD YOU MASTER INSTANTLY?  15:15 – HARRY-POTTER THEMED DAD JOKES  18:37 – WPBL  27:27 – WHAT DO YOU SEE?  30:31 – WHAT DO YOU DO THAT YOU SWORE YOU NEVER WOULD?  34:25 – UNCONTRACTED BRAILLE  38:22 – MERIAM-WEBSTER TIME TRAVELER  45:13 – FILL IN THE MISSING NEWS HEADLINE  50:51 – FAST MONEY  56:05 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  59:45 – IS BRAILLE ITS OWN LANGUAGE?  1:04:01 – ASKREDDIT: WHAT MOVIE IS SO BAD, IT’S GOOD?  1:10:46 – ASKREDDIT: WHAT DO PEOPLE WITH ADD/ADHD STRUGGLE WITH?  1:27:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:29:53 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:32:37 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HarryPotter #DadJokes #Braille #ADHD #MovieTrivia #WomensBaseball #OpticalIllusion #AskReddit #PopCulture #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations Support the show

    #131 WAIT, WE'RE LIVE?
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Welcome to The Pour Choices Show, the comedy podcast that proves three decades of friendship, a few drinks, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for terrible decisions. Hosted by lifelong best friends David and Joe, who have been causing problems together since second grade, The Pour Choices Show is what happens when over 29 years of inside jokes, questionable judgment, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm finally get microphones. Every week, we tackle questions you didn’t know you needed answered, games you didn’t know you had to play, and conversations about things you definitely didn’t expect to care about. Expect dark humor, absurd debates, brutally honest hot takes, ridiculous stories, and two best friends feeding off each other until the conversation goes completely off the rails. It’s uncensored, unfiltered, unapologetically ridiculous, and rarely headed anywhere productive. Subscribe if you like comedy that occasionally crosses the line, arguments nobody needed to have, and watching two lifelong friends turn ordinary conversations into complete nonsense. If you’re easily offended, this was probably a pour choice. So, grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably make all week.