Pour Choices Show

David & Chris
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  • Improv
  • Updated Weekly

Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about. Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation. Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.

  1. 22h ago

    #131 WAIT, WE'RE LIVE?

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 BRAILLE GAS PUMPS, HARRY POTTER DAD JOKES & THE NATIONAL ANTHEM DISASTER! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we debate whether responsible adults clean while they cook,, and somehow turn a basic question about Braille into a conversation about blind people selecting gasoline. Education was attempted. Results may vary. Chris starts by explaining Panera’s Hometown Heroes campaign, which involved driving around his district handing out coupons to schools, veterans, and first responders. David immediately complains that he never received any veteran coupons when he lived nearby, only to learn this is the first year of the program. The outrage lasted approximately four seconds. From there, we ask the questions adulthood apparently forgot to answer: • Do you clean while cooking or leave the kitchen looking like a crime scene until afterward? • Which skill would you instantly master if you could skip all the practice? Chris also arrives prepared with Harry Potter-themed dad jokes, combining two things David usually enjoys into something considerably worse. Then the episode heads into sports. David gives his unsolicited thoughts on the new Women’s Professional Baseball League and whether another attempt at professional women’s baseball can succeed. The discussion begins because of a painfully awkward national anthem performance where players, coaches, fans, and even umpires appeared to be fighting for their lives not to laugh. Other highlights include: • Trying to spot a hidden image inside an optical illusion • Admitting to things we now do after swearing we never would • Figuring out whether Braille uses individual letters, complete words, or both • Chris briefly suggesting blind people need Braille to select gasoline • Exploring Merriam-Webster’s Time Traveler feature • Filling in the missing words from bizarre news headlines • A round of “Fast Money” • Guessing movies from screenshots containing lightning We eventually return to the Braille discussion to ask whether it is its own language or changes depending on the language being represented. Somehow, the second attempt is marginally more intelligent than the first. A low bar was cleared, but cleared nonetheless. We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about movies that are so bad they become entertaining and the everyday challenges people with ADD or ADHD experience, followed by celebrity birthdays and This Day in History. It’s Harry Potter jokes, baseball arguments, optical illusions, strange language questions, movie trivia, and two grown men discovering that knowing a subject exists does not mean they understand even one part of it. If you like comedy podcasts with spontaneous banter, dad jokes, pop-culture games, AskReddit stories, movie trivia, and conversations that confidently wander into topics nobody researched beforehand, you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE CHRIS PUTS BRAILLE ON A GAS PUMP  👇  Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  7:40 – DO YOU CLEAN WHILE YOU COOK?  9:25 – CLEANING WHILE COOKING  12:26 – WHICH SKILL WOULD YOU MASTER INSTANTLY?  15:15 – HARRY-POTTER THEMED DAD JOKES  18:37 – WPBL  27:27 – WHAT DO YOU SEE?  30:31 – WHAT DO YOU DO THAT YOU SWORE YOU NEVER WOULD?  34:25 – UNCONTRACTED BRAILLE  38:22 – MERIAM-WEBSTER TIME TRAVELER  45:13 – FILL IN THE MISSING NEWS HEADLINE  50:51 – FAST MONEY  56:05 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  59:45 – IS BRAILLE ITS OWN LANGUAGE?  1:04:01 – ASKREDDIT: WHAT MOVIE IS SO BAD, IT’S GOOD?  1:10:46 – ASKREDDIT: WHAT DO PEOPLE WITH ADD/ADHD STRUGGLE WITH?  1:27:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:29:53 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:32:37 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HarryPotter #DadJokes #Braille #ADHD #MovieTrivia #WomensBaseball #OpticalIllusion #AskReddit #PopCulture #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations Support the show

    #131 WAIT, WE'RE LIVE?

  2. Aug 5

    #130 PORK CHOPS & APPLESAUCE

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 BABY GOAT TRANSFORMATIONS, THE KEVIN BACON THEORY & REAL-LIFE DAMAGE POINTS ! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we calculate the ideal time to involuntarily transform into a baby goat, determine how long an unpaid favor remains legally collectible, and apply video game damage points to the everyday injuries that make adulthood unnecessarily hostile. We kick things off with a completely reasonable hypothetical: Every time the hour hand reaches two specific numbers, you transform into a baby goat for 60 minutes. Which two hours are you choosing? From there, the hosts debate how long someone can wait before cashing in a favor. Does a favor expire? Can someone wait ten years and suddenly collect? Is there a statute of limitations on helping somebody move a couch? Society has failed to establish rules, so naturally two podcast hosts must handle it. Then David shares the touching milestone every parent quietly hopes to avoid: his two-year-old daughter saying her first curse word. Parenting remains a beautiful journey filled with love, growth, and desperately trying not to laugh at the wrong moment. The episode then moves into movies, celebrity connections, and unnecessary remakes: • Johnny Depp is apparently playing Ebenezer Scrooge in another version of A Christmas Carol • The guys explore the Six Degrees of Separation theory • They play a game based on actors’ Kevin Bacon numbers • And they attempt to find the movie with the most distant connection to Kevin Bacon Because somewhere along the way, society appointed Kevin Bacon as the central nervous system of Hollywood. The games continue when Chris shows David realistic versions of famous cartoon houses and challenges him to identify the original cartoons. Then David introduces real-life video game logic, assigning damage points to experiences like biting your tongue, stepping on something painful, and biting a chip vertically. Some injuries hurt. Others deserve a boss-health bar and dramatic background music. We also revisit Chris’s inability to distinguish National Security from Blue Streak, despite them being separate movies that merely share the advanced cinematic concept of “comedy involving law enforcement.” Later, David faces a rapid-fire food and drink challenge where he must choose one item from every row as quickly as possible, proving that even ordering imaginary food can become a high-pressure competitive sport. We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about fake movie and television bands we’d actually listen to, the most unprofessional things doctors have ever said, celebrity birthdays, and This Day in History. It’s movie trivia, parenting stories, cartoon nostalgia, dumb hypotheticals, food choices, Kevin Bacon mathematics, and two grown men treating minor injuries like they require downloadable health packs. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, movie games, nostalgic cartoons, AskReddit stories, weird hypotheticals, and conversations that go from toddler profanity to Hollywood connectivity without warning… you’re in the right place. 👇WATCH NOW BEFORE THE NEXT BABY-GOAT TRANSFORMATION WINDOW 👇  Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  4:09 – WHICH TWO HOURS WOULD YOU TRANSFORM INTO A BABY GOAT?  8:11 – HOW LONG BEFORE AN OWED FAVOR EXPIRES?  12:01 – DAVID’S DAUGHTER SAYS HER FIRST CURSE WORD  18:39 – JOHNNY DEPP’S NEW CHRISTMAS CAROL REMAKE  20:28 – THE BACON NUMBER  31:11 – HOW MUCH REAL-LIFE DAMAGE DO THESE THINGS CAUSE?  39:52 – NATIONAL SECURITY  43:21 – RAPID-FIRE FOOD & DRINK CHOICES  55:07 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  58:23 – ASK REDDIT: FAKE BANDS WE’D ACTUALLY LISTEN TO  1:04:59 – ASK REDDIT: THE MOST UNPROFESSIONAL THING A DOCTOR SAID  1:10:49 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:15:38 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:18:18 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #KevinBacon #MovieTrivia #AskReddit #CartoonTrivia #WouldYouRather #ParentingHumor #PopCulture #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations #Nostalgia #PodcastLife Support the show

    #130 PORK CHOPS & APPLESAUCE

  3. Jul 29

    #129 12 POUNDS OF HAM & A BLUETOOTH SPEAKER

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 500 POUNDS OF DOG POOP, THE ULTIMATE MASCOT DRAFT & A FRAUDULENT HERITAGE! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we investigate why tires still don’t last forever, calculate how much poop one dog may have eaten in a year, and determine which fictional villain would be least likely to murder us during a million-dollar chase. We start with the joys of getting older, including the realization that eating pizza can now have consequences extending far beyond mild regret. From there, David asks why humanity has developed reusable rockets, artificial intelligence, and tiny computers for our pockets, but still hasn’t invented a tire that survives more than a few years. Then comes the question nobody knew needed answering: If everyone in the world suddenly stopped sneezing, how long would it take before anyone noticed? The episode somehow becomes even less dignified when David explains that one of his dogs may have previously been eating more than 500 pounds of dog poop per year.  We also get into: • Mississippi pot roast and the confusing identity of cottage pie • A bizarre family-history book containing names, addresses, and Social Security numbers • Guessing classic 1990s commercials from only the opening line • The surprisingly economic origins of “Baa Baa Black Sheep” • And a game where Chris must guess questions that never actually existed Then David explains, at approximately a kindergarten level, that “II” and “Jr,” are the same thing, before attempting to identify celebrities using nothing but close-up pictures of their eyes. Because regular trivia was apparently too respectful. David also reveals his 3D Print of the Week, a six-pack beer carrier with a fitted ice pack, before the hosts tackle one of space history’s biggest branding questions: why is Neil Armstrong so much more famous than Buzz Aldrin? Finally, the guys hold The Ultimate Mascot Draft, selecting the greatest mascots from sports, brands, entertainment, and every other bizarre corner of society where adults decided a giant costume would improve public relations. We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about modern Gen Z problems and the exact moment people realized they were far too stoned, followed by celebrity birthdays and This Day in History. It’s childhood nostalgia, weird history, dog-related horror, celebrity trivia, fictional villains, and two grown men applying unnecessary mathematical analysis to situations nobody wanted quantified. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, funny trivia, nostalgic commercials, mascot debates, AskReddit stories, and conversations that go from pizza digestion to moon-landing fame without warning… you’re in the right place. 👇WATCH NOW BEFORE THE FICTIONAL VILLAIN STARTS HIS 24-HOUR SHIFT 👇  Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  2:12 – GETTING OLDER, EATING PIZZA & BOWEL CONSEQUENCES  3:53 – WHY HAVEN’T WE INVENTED TIRES THAT LAST FOREVER?  8:03 – WHAT IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD STOPPED SNEEZING?  10:50 – BOBBIN’ FOR CRAPPLES  13:54 – MISSISSIPPI POT ROAST  20:30 – THE SUSPICIOUS FAMILY-HISTORY BOOK  28:09 – GUESS THE CLASSIC 1990S COMMERCIAL  32:33 – THE REAL MEANING BEHIND “BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP”  34:46 – GUESS THE QUESTION FROM AN ANSWER  39:51 – LEARNING HOW “II” AND “JR.” WORK  41:08 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK: SIX-PACK BEER CARRIER  42:31 – WHY IS NEIL ARMSTRONG MORE FAMOUS THAN BUZZ ALDRIN?  46:55 – $1 MILLION, BUT A FICTIONAL VILLAIN CHASES YOU  50:23 – THE ULTIMATE MASCOT DRAFT  58:34 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:00:36 – ASK REDDIT: GEN Z PROBLEMS THAT DIDN’T EXIST 20 YEARS AGO  1:05:58 – ASK REDDIT: WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU WERE TOO STONED?  1:15:20 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:17:50 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:20:48 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #MascotDraft #AskReddit #NeilArmstrong #BuzzAldrin #CelebrityTrivia #90sNostalgia #WouldYouRather #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife Support the show

    #129 12 POUNDS OF HAM & A BLUETOOTH SPEAKER

  4. Jul 22

    #128 WHERE A KID CAN BE A KID

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 GARBAGE DISPOSALS, BROWN-HEADED COWBIRDS, &REVISED COMPANY SLOGANS! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we ask whether you can find something if you were never looking for it, debate when helping someone turns into unpaid labor, and somehow end up talking about bathroom crimes, airport chaos, camping disasters, and a bird that basically runs an evolutionary protection racket.  We kick things off with a philosophical crisis that no philosopher requested: can you actually “find” something if you weren’t looking for it? Then, Chris and David get into the difference between helping someone out and accidentally becoming their unpaid tech support, mechanic, therapist, internet guy, and life coach.  Then things get socially uncomfortable. The hosts debate how early someone can arrive at your house before it becomes rude, talk about military punctuality, and discuss whether showing up early is respectful, intrusive, or just another way adults quietly declare war on each other. Then the episode fully derails: • Someone allegedly ruins a workplace urinal in the worst possible way • The famous E.T. line may not be what everyone thinks it is • Chris realizes his young employee has no idea who Akon is • David explains why his wife thought Akon was saying “convent” instead of “Konvict” • The guys build their ideal fictional-character doomsday survival teams • And David questions why his garbage disposal is called The Badger 500 instead of something that actually chews things up for a living The middle of the episode turns into one of the dumbest games with the most potential: reinterpreting famous company slogans. Nike, McDonald’s, Disneyland, Skittles, Gillette, Allstate, M&M’s, and more all get dragged into the mud and reassigned to things they absolutely should not be advertising. Then Chris tells stories from his Maryland camping trip, including:  • An Escalade parked so badly he had to climb out the passenger side  • An older woman falling and busting her nose open after a flight  • A campground with no power or water  • A random hero lending him a generator  • And the shocking adult discovery that maybe you can shower when the power is out From there, the guys get into birdwatching apps, and the terrifying behavior of the brown-headed cowbird – a bird that lays eggs in other birds’ nests and then retaliates if the host bird does anything about it. We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about boyfriend/girlfriend relationship equivalents and things people learned embarrassingly late in life, celebrity birthdays, and one final reminder that adulthood is mostly just realizing you misunderstood basic utilities, animals, and famous movie quotes. It’s doomsday survival, camping chaos, slogan sabotage, bird mafia behavior, relationship annoyances, and two grown men turning every small question into a full legal, moral, and emotional investigation. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, weird trivia, AskReddit questions, dumb hypotheticals, nostalgic video games, and conversations that go from E.T. quotes to bird revenge without warning… you’re in the right place. 👇WATCH NOW BEFORE THE COWBIRD FINDS OUT WHAT WE SAID👇  Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  3:23 – CAN YOU FIND SOMETHING IF YOU’RE NOT LOOKING FOR IT?  6:27 – WHEN DOES HELPING SOMEONE BECOME PAID WORK?  9:36 – HOW EARLY IS TOO EARLY TO ARRIVE AT SOMEONE’S HOUSE?  11:43 – THE WORKPLACE URINAL DISASTER  13:59 – E.T. *HOME PHONE?  15:57 – AKON, KONVICT & RAPPERS YOUNG PEOPLE DON’T KNOW  18:22 – DOOMSDAY DREAM TEAM  22:03 – THE BADGER 500 GARBAGE DISPOSAL  24:20 – COMPANY SLOGANS THAT SHOULD APPLY TO SOMETHING ELSE  36:19 – BLIND RANKING ANNOYING PHRASES  40:20 – GEX: ENTER THE GECKO  42:12 – HOKEY POKEY REMIX: JAZZ VS INDIE ROCK  46:43 – AIRPORT PARKING & OLD LADY JANE  54:06 – THE HERO WITH A GENERATOR  58:37 – CAN YOU SHOWER WHEN THE POWER IS OUT?  1:01:16 – THE BROWN-HEADED COWBIRD  1:05:47 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:07:32 – ASK REDDIT: BOYFRIEND EQUIVALENT TO EATING HALF YOUR FRIES  1:13:02 – ASK REDDIT: THINGS YOU LEARNED EMBARRASSINGLY LATE  1:23:38 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:27:11 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #WouldYouRather #DoomsdayScenario #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations #Nostalgia #CampingStories #RelationshipHumor #PodcastLife Support the show

    #128 WHERE A KID CAN BE A KID

  5. Jul 15

    #127 BUT WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 FLYING BOATS, JOEDAISM & THE GREATEST DUOS OF ALL TIME! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, David is joined by Joe for a nostalgia-heavy episode full of lifelong friendship, childhood memories, fake religions, NFL criminals, and the kind of questions only two guys who have known each other for almost 30 years would even think to ask.  We kick things off with David showing Joe a “tactical” American flag tall boy beer holder he 3D printed, because apparently patriotism now comes with koozie attachments. Then David reveals that he and Joe have been friends for roughly 10,800 days, which is almost three decades of poor decisions, inside jokes, and somehow still talking to each other voluntarily. From there, the episode immediately gets weird. We debate why children spend so much time learning animal noises, whether Disney needs to keep making live-action remakes, and if Moana really needed one this soon. Then we dive into a Harry Potter hypothetical involving Veritaserum vs the Imperius Curse, because wizard law apparently has loopholes and we’re exactly stupid enough to litigate them. Then Joe brings the unpopular opinions. Tacos are overrated. Birthday reposts are cringe. Cris Collinsworth might be the best NFL commentator. Society may never recover from these takes, but we let him speak anyway. We also get into: • What we’ve always wanted to do but haven’t • The best and worst parts of getting older • Awkward queue lines where the cashier just watches you zigzag toward them • Guessing criminal NFL players from their stats • The emotional violence of cyclists taking up the whole road • And Joe’s childhood fake religion: Joedaism Then things go full blast-from-the-past. David and Joe revisit the mysterious flying boat they both swear they saw as kids, debate whether they’d be friends with a parallel-universe version of themselves, and draft the greatest duos of all time, from iconic pop-culture pairs to everyday combos that absolutely deserve respect. We wrap it all up with Would You Rather, This Week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about childhood luxuries that made you feel rich, and the most important theological question of all: what does the “H” stand for in Jesus H. Christ? It’s nostalgia, friendship, dumb hypotheticals, NFL chaos, Disney debates, fake religion, flying boats, and two grown men proving that knowing someone for 30 years does not make the conversation more mature. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, childhood stories, pop-culture debates, sports trivia, weird hypotheticals, and arguments that somehow go from Harry Potter magic to lawn-chair religion… you’re in the right place. 👇WATCH NOW BEFORE JOEDAISM GETS TAX-EXEMPT STATUS👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 2:16 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK: TACTICAL BEER HOLDER 4:33 – 30 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP 8:40 – WHY DO WE TEACH KIDS ANIMAL NOISES? 11:36 – LIVE ACTION REMAKES 15:53 – VERITASERUM VS THE IMPERIUS CURSE 17:18 – BUCKET LISTS & MISSED DREAMS 19:20 – THE BEST & WORST PARTS OF GETTING OLDER 23:00 – UNPOPULAR OPINIONS 38:28 – AWKWARD QUEUE LINES 39:43 – GUESS THE CRIMINAL NFL PLAYER FROM THE STATS 49:57 – CYCLISTS IN GTA 52:15 – JOEDAISM 57:09 – THE FLYING BOAT 1:00:54 – WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSE SELF? 1:06:01 – THE DUOS DRAFT 1:16:49 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 1:24:53 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:27:15 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT IS A CHILDHOOD LUXURY THAT MADE YOU FEEL RICH? 1:31:49 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT DOES THE “H” STAND FOR IN “JESUS H. CHRIST”? 1:35:29 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:36:44 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #WouldYouRather #NFL #Disney #HarryPotter #Nostalgia #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife Support the show

    #127 BUT WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON

  6. Jul 8

    #126 BREAKING & EXITING

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 JESUS’ CHROMOSOMES, MECHANIC BODYCAMS, & FELONIOUS ROOFTOPPING 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow go from getting older and losing hair to zombie apocalypse strategy, Harry Potter trivia, movie synonym games, and a Shakespeare fact that makes Hogwarts sound way less family-friendly.  We kick things off with David realizing his fresh haircut pile looked like he had just groomed an elderly dog, which naturally leads to another depressing conversation about aging. Chris has rogue greys, and is fighting the battle of the hairline. Nobody is winning. Time remains undefeated, the smug bastard. Then things immediately get theological and stupid. David asks whether Jesus being born from a virgin birth would mean he only had X chromosomes… and therefore whether Jesus was technically a woman. From there, we debate whether your funeral should be a party, what major city you’d want to be trapped in during a zombie apocalypse, and why getting carded twice in one week can apparently repair a man’s self-esteem. We also get into Chris’s notes app, which has somehow become a digital junk drawer full of podcast topics, banking info, passwords, and probably the nuclear codes if he ever finds them. Then the episode spirals: • A couple gets arrested after climbing the Empire State Building for a proposal • We debate whether that should count as burglary or “breaking and exiting” • Chris explains why soccer is called soccer • David compares the music from Schindler’s List and Harry Potter • We dive into Today I Learned: Harry Potter Edition • David admits he thought Crisco was a powder • And we guess purple movie characters from nothing but their teeth Then we play Guess the Movie From the Synonyms, where movie titles get rewritten into aggressively weird clue phrases, followed by a London Bridge remix battle between country and metal. We wrap things up with a Shakespearean euphemism that makes “wit beyond measure” hit completely differently, this week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about World Cup tourists in the U.S. & personal conspiracy theories, celebrity birthdays, and This Day in History. It’s Harry Potter, movie games, aging panic, weird trivia, bad theories, and two grown men confidently overthinking things nobody asked them to explain. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, pop culture debates, dumb hypotheticals, movie trivia, and conversations that go from Rogaine to Shakespearean penis jokes in under an hour… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE CHRIS PUTS THIS DESCRIPTION IN HIS ONE NOTE 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  05:22 – ROGUE GREYS & ROGAINE  06:57 – JESUS WAS A WOMAN  08:28 – WOULD YOU WANT YOUR FUNERAL TO BE A PARTY?  10:14 – BEST CITY FOR A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE  13:18 – GETTING CARDED & MECHANIC BODYCAMS  17:45 – CHRIS’S ONE-NOTE NOTES APP DISASTER  18:54 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH AT THESE JOKES  21:26 – EMPIRE STATE OF MIND  24:08 – WHY SOCCER IS CALLED SOCCER  27:40 – SCHINDLER’S LIST VS HARRY POTTER MUSIC  31:07 – TODAY I LEARNED: HARRY POTTER EDITION  36:51 – DAVID THOUGHT CRISCO WAS A POWDER  40:25 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE SYNONYMS  45:01 – LONDON BRIDGE REMIX: COUNTRY VS METAL  51:56 – SHAKESPEAREAN “WIT” HAS A DIFFERENT MEANING  53:14 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  56:03 – ASK REDDIT: WORLD CUP TOURISTS REVIEW THE U.S.  1:00:31 – ASK REDDIT: PERSONAL CONSPIRACY THEORIES  1:04:54 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:07:00 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:08:29 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HarryPotter #MovieTrivia #AskReddit #WorldCup #ConspiracyTheory #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #FunnyConversations #ViralPodcast #PodcastLife Support the show

    #126 BREAKING & EXITING

  7. Jul 1

    #125 RED, WHITE & BOOZE

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 AMERICA’S 250TH, WORLD CUP CUPS & THE MOST AMERICAN THING EVER 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate America’s 250th birthday the only way we know how – with fast food collectibles, airport fees, American flag movie trivia, historic events explained poorly, and arguments that would disappoint every founding father equally.  We kick things off with the most important question in modern democracy: if you could create your own ice cream flavor, what would it be? From there, Chris explains how he went to McDonald’s strictly to get the collectible World Cup cups, only to be told he had to buy the whole meal because apparently even plastic cups now come with terms and conditions. Then we debate what officially counts as “waking up early,” and whether Atlanta might technically be the real capital of America because it’s the “Home of the Braves.” Logic? Not really. Patriotic? Unfortunately. Then the July 4th chaos begins. Chris talks about flying to Maryland for a camping trip on the 4th of July and getting ambushed by modern airline pricing, because Southwest apparently decided free seating was too merciful. David also shares a possibly insane travel hack involving opening multiple browser tabs to manipulate seat selection like some kind of Spirit Airlines war criminal. Then we get into the actual America-themed madness: • A tournament to determine The Most American Thing Ever • Guessing movies from screenshots featuring American flags • A Mary Had a Little Lamb Funk vs Soul remix battle • Poorly explained American history events • And a TSA hypothetical that spirals directly into Wheel of Fortune territory We also revisit Chris’s Maryland camping plans, his possible return from Tito’s & La Croix back to beer, and the mysterious “farm museum” he eventually remembers exists. We wrap it all up with Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about what’s gotten too expensive to enjoy & what Americans actually do on the 4th of July, celebrity birthdays, and This Day in History. It’s American history, movie games, holiday chaos, bad travel planning, patriotic confusion, and two grown men turning the 4th of July into a full-blown content liability. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, dumb trivia, movie guessing games, and conversations that go from McDonald’s cups to constitutional nonsense in under ten minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇WATCH NOW BEFORE THE FIREWORKS START MAKING DECISIONS FOR US👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  02:46 – CREATE YOUR OWN ICE CREAM FLAVOR  05:08 – MCDONALDS WORLD CUPS  07:17 – WHAT’S THE CUTOFF FOR “WAKING UP EARLY”?  09:34 – IS ATLANTA THE TRUE CAPITAL OF AMERICA?  10:51 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH AT THESE JOKES  14:59 – SOUTHWEST FLIGHTS, SEAT FEES & TRAVEL HACKS  19:55 – THE MOST AMERICAN THING EVER TOURNAMENT  26:58 – MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB: FUNK VS SOUL  32:33 – POORLY EXPLAINED AMERICAN HISTORY EVENTS  41:36 – TSA RANDOM SEARCH HYPOTHETICAL  46:05 – CHRIS’S MARYLAND CAMPING TRIP & FARM MUSEUM  50:51 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  54:13 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT’S TOO EXPENSIVE TO ENJOY?  1:02:34 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT DO AMERICANS DO ON THE 4TH OF JULY?  1:09:21 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:12:42 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:14:27 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #FourthOfJuly #America250 #AmericanHistory #MovieTrivia #AskReddit #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #FunnyConversations #ViralPodcast #PodcastLife Support the show

    #125 RED, WHITE & BOOZE

  8. Jun 24

    #124 THE SINGLE, ALL-PURPOSE HOLE

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 FAKE POUR CHOICES FANS, WORLD CUP TRIVIA & HUMPTY DUMPTY EDM REMIXES 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we find out people have been DM’ing our podcast pages thinking we’re completely different “Pour Choices,” which is both insulting and somehow still better marketing than anything we planned. We kick things off with David explaining that strangers are sending event photos, live-show compliments, and general confusion to our Facebook and Instagram pages because apparently “Pour Choices” is now a multiverse. One person thought we were a paint-and-wine event. Another thought we were a band. Honestly, both sound more financially stable. From there, things get stupid immediately. David tests Chris with a viral duck-in-sandals yes-or-no question, before the two attempt to solve one of life’s most important monster hypotheticals: if a vampire and a zombie bite each other at the exact same time, who turns into what? Then Chris, an actual soccer fan, tries to teach David, a man who would rather read a printer manual than care about soccer, some World Cup history and trivia. It goes about as well as expected. We also get into: • David building the official PourChoicesShow.com website in two days • Guessing movies from only the “ING” in the title • Ruining movies by adding one word • Whether the new Nintendo Switch is worth it when GTA 6 exists • A head-to-head battle between Humpty Dumpty Reggae and Humpty Dumpty EDM • Debating the greatest all-time QB/WR duos • A $45 million challenge where you can’t sleep in the same place longer than a week • A tragic bungee-jumping story out of Brazil • And the absolutely unhinged history of Operation Blue Peacock We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about server red flags, weird body questions, celebrity birthdays, and This Day in History. It’s sports trivia, dumb hypotheticals, monster logic, internet confusion, AI music, and two grown men treating Humpty Dumpty remixes like a Grammy category.  If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, weird trivia, ridiculous games, and conversations that go from World Cup facts to nuclear chicken conspiracies in under an hour… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE OTHER POUR CHOICES TAKES OUR FANS 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 02:23 – PEOPLE THINK WE’RE A DIFFERENT POUR CHOICES 05:22 – THE DUCK IN SANDALS POLL 05:48 – VAMPIRE VS ZOMBIE BITE HYPOTHETICAL 08:45 – WHAT FOOD ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW? 11:10 – WORLD CUP HISTORY & TRIVIA 16:21 – DAVID BUILT POURCHOICESSHOW.COM 23:53 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE “ING” 29:51 – RUINING MOVIES BY ADDING ONE WORD 35:50 – NEW NINTENDO SWITCH, STARFOX, OCARINA OF TIME & GTA 6 39:57 – HUMPTY DUMPTY: REGGAE VS EDM 44:53 – BEST ALL-TIME QB/WR DUOS 47:30 – $45 MILLION BUT YOU CAN’T SLEEP IN THE SAME PLACE LONGER THAN A WEEK 51:28 – BUNGEE JUMPING IN BRAZIL 52:52 – OPERATION BLUE PEACOCK 56:07 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 58:03 – ASK REDDIT: SERVER RED FLAGS FOR BAD TIPS 1:03:09 – ASK REDDIT: FEMALE EQUIVALENT OF MORNING WOOD 1:10:22 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:12:20 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:14:10 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #Shrek #IceAge #MovieTrivia #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #Trivia #FunnyConversations #InternetScam #PodcastLife Support the show

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Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about. Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation. Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.

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  • Creator
    David & Chris
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    106
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 Pour Choices Show
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