Pour Choices Show

David & Chris
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Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about. Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation. Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.

  1. #118 MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD!

    3D AGO

    #118 MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD!

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow turn a children’s cartoon into a full-blown conspiracy theory, debate the ethics of sacrificing strangers to save yourself, and discover that “Inside Out” might secretly be psychological warfare. We kick things off with one of the weirdest questions ever asked about Nickelodeon history: Why does Gerald from Hey Arnold! wear the number 33? This quickly spirals into dark theories about the show, real or fake episodes, trivia, and the realization that we may have spent way too much time thinking about a football-headed cartoon kid. Then things get existential. We tackle the viral Red vs Blue Button scenario: Press Blue and everyone survives… but only if enough people trust each other. Press Red and you’re guaranteed safety… while potentially dooming everyone else. Naturally, we spend way too long exposing what kind of terrible people we probably are. From there, the episode completely derails: • Spirit Airlines apparently abandoning customers like a side quest NPC • Matching animals to their lifespans and realizing some creatures live WAY too long • Chris trying to determine when people officially stop “growing up” • A horrifyingly catchy Ring Around the Rosie trap remix • David watching Inside Out for the first time and getting emotionally assaulted by a Pixar movie Then we draft the most important household items ever invented in The Junk Drawer Draft, which becomes way more competitive than it should. We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about how you’d empty a trillion-dollar bank account in a month and the universally awkward experience of discovering adulthood in real time. It’s childhood nostalgia, moral philosophy, dumb drafts, bizarre trivia, and two grown men overanalyzing cartoons and human behavior like it’s a college thesis. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, conspiracy theories, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from Hey Arnold to existential dread in under five minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE SOMEONE PRESSES THE RED BUTTON 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  1:47 – WHY DOES GERALD WEAR “33”?  3:05 – WHAT’S BIG, BROWN & MADE OF CONCRETE?  4:34 – THE RED & BLUE BUTTON DILEMMA  10:14 – WHEN DO YOU STOP “GROWING UP”?  15:23 – SPIRIT AIRLINES  17:15 – DARK HEY ARNOLD CONSPIRACY THEORY  23:54 – REAL OR FAKE: HEY ARNOLD EPISODES  27:12 – “HEY ARNOLD” TRIVIA  33:10 – “RING AROUND THE ROSIE” TRAP REMIX 35:46 – MATCH THE ANIMAL TO THE LIFESPAN  40:25 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY  45:28 – THE JUNK DRAWER DRAFT  52:48 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  56:41 – ASK REDDIT: EMPTYING A TRILLION-DOLLAR BANK ACCOUNT  1:04:48 – ASK REDDIT: FIRST B***JOB EXPERIENCE  1:11:03 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:11:54 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:13:22 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HeyArnold #ConspiracyTheory #AskReddit #WouldYouRather #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #ViralPodcast #CartoonTheory #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife Support the show

    1h 19m
  2. #117 CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER

    MAY 6

    #117 CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about cargo vs shipment like two unemployed philosophers… to discovering that zombie fungi exist and can literally control ants like a horror movie written by nature itself. We kick things off with everyday questions that somehow spiral into existential confusion: • Why is it called cargo on a ship but a shipment in a car?  • How did the first person who invented a clock even know what time it was?  • If you could automate one part of your life, what are you never doing again? Then things get weird. Chris unlocks deep nostalgia by calling someone a “cheater cheater pumpkin eater,” while also casually admitting he watched an employee cheat on a manager test like that’s normal leadership behavior. Meanwhile, one of his plants is now in a full 3-week quarantine because it’s infested with spider mites… because apparently plants can have lockdowns too. Then we get into the stuff you weren’t ready for: • The real-life cordyceps fungus that turns ants into zombies • Why vinyl records somehow make less sense the more you think about them • A full breakdown of the most venomous animals in the world We also somehow cover: • Wizard of Oz trivia (you’re welcome, Aunt Su) • Guessing movie characters from concept art • Building the perfect athlete using traits from anyone ever And just when it couldn’t get more ridiculous… we tell the story of a man who laughed so hard at a missed NFL field goal that it triggered a seizure… which led to doctors discovering a brain tumor that ended up saving his life. We wrap it up with Would You Rather, This Week’s Pour Choices, and AskReddit questions about universally loved foods people secretly hate and the pettiest breakup lines imaginable. If you like comedy podcasts with wild trivia, bizarre science, ridiculous hypotheticals, conversations that go from zombie ants to vinyl records in five minutes, and two guys confidently explaining things they absolutely should’ve Googled first … you’re in the right place. Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 4:16 – AUTOMATING YOUR LIFE 5:45 – CARGO VS SHIPMENT 6:47 – “CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER” 7:48 – HOW DID WE INVENT TIME? 8:50 – VINYL RECORDS MAKE NO SENSE 12:25 – SPIDER MITES 16:31 – CORDYCEPS 19:56 – SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW 22:06 – IS DEXTERITY WEIRD? 25:13 – LEAN WIT IT, ROCK WIT IT 28:11 – WIZARD OF OZ TRIVIA 35:47 – GUESS THE CHARACTER FROM THE CONCEPT ART 41:27 – TOY STORY HOT TAKE 46:23 – THE MOST VENOMOUS ANIMALS 51:58 – “FRÈRE JACQUES” TRAP REMIX 54:27 – BUILD THE PERFECT ATHLETE 1:02:43 – LIFESAVING MISSED FIELD GOAL 1:05:37 – WOULD YOU RATHER 1:08:55 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:10:38 – ASK REDDIT: FOODS PEOPLE HATE 1:14:29 – ASK REDDIT: BREAK-UP LINES 1:20:23 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:22:13 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:23:29 – OUTRO  📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW 👍 Like if you learned something you didn’t want to know 🔔 Subscribe for weekly chaos 📤 Share this with someone who thinks vinyl records make sense Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #WeirdFacts #ScienceFacts #AnimalFacts #PopCulture #AnimalTrivia #AskReddit #D Support the show

    1h 29m
  3. #116 WALKIN' ON THE SUN

    APR 29

    #116 WALKIN' ON THE SUN

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS, GAP INSURANCE, & CHILDREN’S TRAP MUSIC 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we answer questions that absolutely didn’t need answers… and somehow still make them worse. We kick things off with one of the internet’s dumbest debates: what does WiFi actually stand for? (spoiler: nothing… and people are furious about it). From there, Chris gets offered a mystery energy drink flavor that sounds like it was named by a toddler having a stroke, and we spiral into a full breakdown of how many books it takes before your house becomes a library. Then we hit the real philosophical questions: How high do bald people wash their face?  How many books does it take to make a library?  Is anybody even reading this? Naturally, this leads into absolute chaos. We somehow end up singing French children’s songs like we’re in a preschool fever dream, debate Bigfoot vs Smash Mouth fandom timelines, and pivot into yelling farm noises for pigs like that’s normal adult behavior. Then things get aggressively unhinged: • A 0/10 shark movie review that saves you two hours of your life  • A children’s song trap remix that should not exist but, thanks to the host, now does  • Chris getting hammered at a charity golf tournament  • A rapid-fire Name 10 game that exposes how slow our brains actually are  • Blind ranking fictional dogs like it’s a life-or-death decision  • A video game items draft that gets way too competitive We wrap it up with AskReddit questions about forgotten childhood games and the dumb things we’ve all tried “just to see what happens”… which honestly explains most of this podcast. It’s weird internet debates, nostalgia, dumb games, terrible movie takes, and two grown men confidently answering questions no one asked. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, pointless knowledge, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from WiFi to summoning pigs in under five minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT WIFI 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 2:01 – WHAT DOES WIFI STAND FOR?  5:16 – THE “PINKLE TINKLE WINKLE” ENERGY DRINK 6:43 – WHEN DOES A HOUSE BECOME A LIBRARY?  8:57 – HOW HIGH DO BALD PEOPLE WASH THEIR FACE?  10:22 – ALOUETTE  12:28 – PODCAST NOW ON SPOTIFY VIDEO  16:15 – “THRASH” ON NETFLIX – 0/10   19:22 – PARDON OUR FRENCH   21:09 – I’M A BELIEVER  23:13 – CHOP SUEY  26:51 – “OLD MACDONALD” TRAP REMIX  29:52 – CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT RECAP  38:47 – NAME 10 GAME 50:16 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK  51:42 – BLIND RANK FICTIONAL DOGS  54:36 – VIDEO GAME ITEMS DRAFT  1:00:52 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:04:06 – ASK REDDIT: FORGOTTEN CHILDHOOD GAMES  1:09:20 – ASK REDDIT: THINGS YOU TRIED JUST TO SEE  1:14:26 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:18:46 – OUTRO  📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW 👍 Like if you’ve ever Googled something dumb 🔔 Subscribe for weekly chaos 📤 Share this with someone who still thinks WiFi stands for something Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #KPOP # BTS #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #WeirdQuestions #PopCulture #AskReddit #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #UselessKnowledge #InternetCulture #FunnyConversations #GamingTalk #Nostalgia #PodcastLife Support the show

    1h 26m
  4. #115 CLICK IT OR TICKET

    APR 22

    #115 CLICK IT OR TICKET

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS, GAP INSURANCE, & CHILDREN’S TRAP MUSIC 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from financial decisions that make zero sense to prison hypotheticals, AI-generated “children’s” music, and one of the dumbest TikTok challenges you should absolutely not try at home. We kick things off with Chris refinancing his truck… immediately… and somehow getting a refund on GAP insurance, which raises the bigger question: why did he even have it in the first place? From there, we spiral into his terrarium becoming an accidental cultural crossover between a Chinese pagoda and a Japanese samurai… which leads to jokes that probably shouldn’t have been made but were anyway. Then it gets aggressively ridiculous. We ask questions like: • If you handcuff a deaf person, are you taking away their freedom of speech? • What happens if only one conjoined twin commits a crime? • If someone has a heart attack in the electric chair… do they save them? You know… normal conversation. We also get into real-world chaos: • A golf tournament raising money for the Women’s Center of Brevard County • Debating whether Rory McIlroy had an unfair advantage at The Masters • A rookie MLB player getting a massive contract with a name straight out of Hogwarts • A scenario where a pitcher throws a perfect game… and still loses Then things take a turn into pure internet nonsense: David gets gifted what he believes is a high-powered rotating toilet brush (it’s not), and AI somehow creates a “Wheels on the Bus” trap remix that has no business being as good as it is. From there it’s games and chaos: • Guess the Movie from the Sandwich • Guess the Acronym (Chris struggles… badly) • Would You Rather • AskReddit questions about brand loyalty and post-breakup pettiness It’s pop culture, sports debates, dumb hypotheticals, AI nonsense, and two guys saying things out loud that probably should’ve stayed internal. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous questions, real-life stories, and conversations that go from finance to electric. chairs in under five minutes… you’re in the right place. Nothing makes sense. But somehow… it works. Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 5:04 – GAP INSURANCE 7:49 – TERRARIUM IDENTITY CRISIS 9:29 – HANDCUFFING A DEAF PERSON 10:26 – CONJOINED SENTENCE 13:03 – IT'S ELECTRIC! 14:09 – CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT 17:30 – RORY’S ASTERISK 19:50 – KEVIN MCGONIGLE 21:26 – PERFECTLY IMPERFECT 23:23 – DENNIS THE MENACE 25:45 – THE ROTO-WIPE 29:34 – TIKTOK TRENDS 31:10 – WHEELS ON THE BUS TRAP REMIX 35:20 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE SANDWICH 40:17 – GUESS THE ACRONYM 47:20 – WOULD YOU RATHER? 52:46 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 57:31 – ASK REDDIT: BRAND LOYALTY 1:04:40 – ASK REDDIT: POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS 1:10:07 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:12:19 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:14:29 – OUTRO  📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW 👍 Like if you’ve ever bought something you didn’t need 🔔 Subscribe for weekly chaos 📤 Share this with someone who would fall for the Roto-Wipe Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #PopCulture #SportsTalk #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #AIContent #FunnyConversations Support the show

    1h 19m
  5. #114 BREAK ME OFF A PIECE

    APR 15

    #114 BREAK ME OFF A PIECE

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨STICKS OF BUTTER, KITKAT HEISTS, & THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN HISTORY!🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we try to figure out if April 15th is secretly the most important day to ever exist… and somehow end up talking about stolen candy, pocket watches, gas prices, and why “bi-weekly” is a word that should’ve been stopped at the border. We kick things off with a breakdown of some of the biggest historical events to ever happen on this day: Lincoln’s assassination, the Titanic sinking, Jackie Robinson changing baseball forever, insulin becoming available, and even the first McDonald’s opening. So naturally, we ask the question no historian has dared to ask… is this the GOAT date in history? From there, things get appropriately stupid. We uncover why jeans have that tiny useless pocket, which leads to a story about buying a pocket watch off the side of a highway like a 10-year-old with no survival instincts. Then the real chaos kicks in: • The absolute strangest place you could find a stick of butter • Whether “bi-weekly” means twice a week or once every two weeks (and why everyone is wrong) • Guessing prices from 1989 and realizing inflation is a scam • Complaining about gas prices like responsible adults • Try Not To Laugh (and fail immediately) We also touch on sports chaos, including Tiger Woods headlines and what Masters champions actually win, before diving into games like Guess Who and Guess the Movie from a single word… which goes about as well as you’d expect. We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about what society pretends is normal and the most unhinged requests people have received doing OnlyFans… and yeah, it gets weird. It’s history, weird news, dumb games, economic complaints, and two guys connecting dots that absolutely don’t need to be connected. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, random knowledge, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from the Titanic to butter placement in under five minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOU REALIZE APRIL 15TH IS CURSED 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 3:19 – IS TODAY THE MOST SIGNIFICANT DAY EVER? 7:42 – HIGHWAY ROBBERY 9:42 – STRANGEST PLACE TO FIND A STICK OF BUTTER 12:10 – IS BI-WEEKLY TWICE A WEEK OR ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS? 14:45 – GUESS THE PRICES FROM 1989 20:35 – COMPLAINING ABOUT GAS PRICES 25:21 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH 30:35 – JUST D.U.I. IT 32:00 – WHAT DO MASTERS CHAMPIONS WIN? 37:51 – GUESS WHO? 53:21 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE WORD 59:14 – “FROM” ON PRIME VIDEO 1:03:22 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:07:44 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT’S SOCIALLY ACCEPTED BUT INSANE?  1:15:54 – ASK REDDIT: MOST UNHINGED ONLYFANS REQUESTS 1:20:41 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:22:24 – OUTRO 📣 SUPPORT THE SHOW 👍 Like if you’ve complained about gas prices this week 🔔 Subscribe for weekly chaos 📤 Share this with someone who thinks bi-weekly is clear Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!  https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1   Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #WeirdNews #HistoryFacts #PopCulture #AskReddit #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #Trivia #EntertainmentPodcast #PodcastLife Support the show

    1h 25m
  6. #113 NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

    APR 8

    #113 NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 INVISIBLE EYELIDS, HARRY BOT-TER & THE DUMBEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL TAKE SERIOUSLY 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate our guest Joe’s birthday the only way we know how… by immediately asking questions that no sane person has ever needed answered. We kick things off with classic chaos: Would you rather have grass for hair or butterfly wings for ears? If you were invisible… could you see through your eyelids? And if flying only worked at 4 mph, are you still taking it? From there, things get aggressively stupid in the best way. We debate whether Spider-Man is actually sticky or if it’s just the suit doing all the work, question if dogs lick us because they know we’re just walking skeletons, and try to figure out what nationality a baby has if it’s born mid-flight over the ocean. Naturally, this leads into important discussions like: What are people from Belize called? What was Captain Morgan’s first mate’s name? And why Apple Notes has become the collective brain for three grown adults who can’t remember anything. Things escalate when David reads a completely unhinged Harry Potter chapter written by a bot, and a fake political debate generated after feeding a bot hundreds of hours of real ones. Both are somehow more coherent than expected. From there it’s pure chaos: • Guess the Movie from Shrimp (yes, really) • A brutal Easter candy debate involving Starburst jelly beans • Morbid but hilarious reflections on people from high school • Chris getting personally offended that someone owns Red Dead Redemption 2 and hasn’t played it We wrap it up with Try Not To Laugh, Pour Choices, and AskReddit questions about who will still be famous in 200 years and what the male equivalent of having no skills and turning to soliciting is. It’s absurd hypotheticals, pop culture debates, and three guys confidently answering questions that should’ve been ignored. If you like comedy podcasts with ridiculous energy, dumb games, weird science questions, and conversations that make you question everything… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOU START QUESTIONING YOUR OWN EYELIDS 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 3:12 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE! 5:00 – GRASS HAIR OR BUTTERFLY WING EARS? 6:58 – CAPTAIN MORGAN’S FIRST MATE DEBATE 7:43 – INVISIBLE EYELIDS QUESTION 9:41 – FLYING AT 4 MPH (WORTH IT?) 10:50 – IS SPIDER-MAN STICKY, OR IS HIS SUIT STICKY? 12:36 – WHY DO DOGS LICK US? 13:40 – BORN IN TRANSIT 17:45 – DON’T STOP BELIZEAN 19:03 – BLITZ SPORTS MEDIA 21:29 – APPLE NOTES 25:51 – HERMIONE HAS FORGOTTEN HOW TO DANCE 37:05 – TRUMP VS BIDEN – BOT SHOWDOWN 38:38 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE SHRIMP 45:45 – EASTER CANDY HOT TAKE 47:28 – SOMETHING REALLY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN 51:51 – THE PLAYSTATION PAPERWEIGHT 55:04 – DREAMING OF A FANTA-SEA 56:32 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH 59:50 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES­­ 1:01:15 – ASK REDDIT – WHICH PERSON ALIVE RIGHT NOW WILL STILL BE FAMOUS IN 200 YEARS? 1:09:19 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE MALE EQUIVALENT OF TURNING TO PROSTITUTION? 1:14:57 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:18:14 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!  https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1   Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #WouldYouRather #PopCulture #AskReddit #DarkHumor Support the show

    1h 22m
  7. #112 DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE ft. Sydney Sweeney!

    APR 1

    #112 DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE ft. Sydney Sweeney!

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨 FLAG FOOTBALL, BED BUGS & WHAT CAME FIRST, THE ORANGE OR THE ORANGE? 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with a fake ad for a fitness app designed for guys who grunt when they stand up… and somehow end up with flag football controversy, evolutionary debates, and one of the worst travel stories you’ll ever hear. We kick things off revisiting an old take where Chris confidently said a professional flag football team wouldn’t stand a chance against NFL players… only for reality to absolutely embarrass him. Team USA didn’t just win… they dominated, and now we all have to sit with that. From there, things unravel fast. We debate whether buying a bigger bed gives you more or less bedroom, question the origin of the color orange, and try to figure out how an onion in Chris’s pantry turned into something that looks like it’s plotting against him. Then it gets weird in the best way: • If humans go extinct… do we just come back again eventually?  • Chris finally receives his long-lost terrarium (after getting refunded… somehow)  • A Venn diagram game that makes no sense until it suddenly does  • Guessing movie villains based only on their eyes  • Geography trivia that goes exactly as poorly as expected David also recaps his 2-year anniversary trip to Crystal River, where he swam with manatees… and then immediately got attacked by bed bugs like it was a horror movie DLC. This somehow leads into stories about shingles at 21 and a literal island where aggressive monkeys were exiled in the 1960s. We also cover:  • A 3D printed flexi manatee  • The passing of Chuck Norris  • An April Fools strategy so lazy it might actually work  • Guessing movies from quotes (and getting all of them wrong except the right one)  • AskReddit questions about jobs you’d never do and secrets people can finally reveal It’s sports debates, travel disasters, dumb games, conspiracy-level questions, and two grown men trying to understand basic concepts like colors and onions. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, pop culture trivia, and stories that go from wholesome to horrifying in seconds… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE BED BUGS SPREAD 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 0:43 – DADBOD+ PREMIUM (FAKE AD, REAL PAIN) 2:13 – FANATICS FLAG FOOTBALL CLASSIC 8:29 – MORE OR LESS BED ROOM? 9:22 – A MATTRESS BUILT FOR A KING 15:35 – THE ORIGIN OF THE COLOR ORANGE 18:33 – THE MUTANT PANTRY ONION 20:02 – WOULD HUMANS EVOLVE AGAIN? 21:24 – THE LITTLE TERRARIUM THAT COULD  29:08 – VENN-DIAGRAM GAME 36:41 – GUESS THE VILLAIN FROM THE EYES 44:49 – 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY 49:51 – DON’T LET THE BED BUGS BITE! 54:24 – MONKEY ISLAND: EXILED CHAOS 55:44 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK 57:37 – GEOGRAPHY TRIVIA 1:03:28 – R.I.P. CHUCK NORRIS 1:05:01 – APRIL FOOLS! 1:08:39 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:11:47 – MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY 1:17:53 – ASK REDDIT – JOBS YOU’D NEVER DO 1:22:01 – ASK REDDIT – NDA SECRETS REVEALED 1:29:19 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:32:18 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!  https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1   Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #SportsTalk #NFL #TravelStories #AskReddit #PopCulture #Trivia #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #Po Support the show

    1h 36m
  8. #111 IF YOU HAVE A PHONE, YOU HAVE A LAWYER

    MAR 25

    #111 IF YOU HAVE A PHONE, YOU HAVE A LAWYER

    How’s Our Driving? 🚨THE CATCHPHRASE DRAFT, DAD JOKES & A DANGEROUS “WHAT WOULD YOU DO?” SCENARIO🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive into the power of iconic quotes, and immediately ruin it with dad jokes and life decisions that absolutely should not be crowdsourced. We kick things off with a Dad Joke of the Day that sets the tone (low), followed by a completely unexplained PSA about loyalty. From there, we ask the important questions society refuses to answer… like what color a Smurf turns when you choke it, and what things people pretend are a choice that absolutely aren’t. Then reality sets in. Chris gives updates on his rapidly escalating terrarium obsession (including new moss that he’s way too excited about), while both hosts come to terms with the fact that they are pushing 40 and officially entering the “this might be it” phase of life. We also uncover that half of people can’t intentionally blur their own vision, which somehow becomes a full conversation. Things spiral when David presents a scenario about faking your job for 8 months and finally hitting the point where you can’t fake it anymore. Do you come clean, or double down and hope for the best? From there, it’s chaos: • Chris self-diagnoses a growing lump behind his ear (WebMD says “probably fine”)  • Would You Rather scenarios that get uncomfortable fast  • Why grammar matters more than you think (and can accidentally propose a foursome)  • Guessing which athlete posted wild tweets (spoiler: it’s always Le’Veon Bell)  • The Catchphrase Draft, breaking down the most iconic lines in pop culture We wrap it up with word association, unhinged AskReddit questions, and a “This Day in History” segment where Chris continues his streak of confidently incorrect guesses. It’s pop culture, dumb games, existential panic, and a deep dive into why certain phrases stick in your brain forever. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, viral-style debates, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that somehow go from grammar to life decisions in 30 seconds… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE ONE OF THESE CATCHPHRASES GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  4:06 – DAD JOKE OF THE DAY  6:18 – “NEVER QUESTION MY LOYALTY” PSA  7:04 – WHAT COLOR DOES A SMURF TURN?  8:12 – THINGS SOCIETY PRETENDS ARE A CHOICE  10:04 – WEEKLY UPDATES  17:12 – PUSHING 40  21:07 – BLURRED VISION  22:43 – WHAT WOULD YOU DO?  25:59 – CYST-ER FROM ANOTHER MR.  32:19 – WOULD YOU RATHER…  38:42 – GUESS THE CHARACTER FROM THE CONCEPT ART  46:07 – WHY GRAMMAR MATTERS (A LOT)  47:46 – GUESS THE ATHLETE TWEETS  51:37 – THE CATCHPHRASE DRAFT  1:00:39 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:04:39 – WORD ASSOCIATION GAME  1:07:47 – ASK REDDIT – $100M TRADEOFF SCENARIO  1:11:18 – ASK REDDIT – DATING AN IDIOT  1:17:37 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:20:04 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:24:06 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!  https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1   Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #PopCulture #Catchphrases #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #EntertainmentPodcast #FunnyConversations #InternetCulture #PodcastLife Support the show

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Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about. Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation. Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.

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  • Creator
    David & Chris
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    93
  • Rating
    Explicit
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