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Tubi-Decided, a podcast film experiment where we watch Tubi B-movies, sci-fi, and classics, and review them. It's a weird and hilarious time.

  1. Tubi Decided: F.A.R.T. The Movie

    17h ago

    Tubi Decided: F.A.R.T. The Movie

    Ray Etheridge had a vision to make a movie about a man named Russell who farts constantly. This is his story.

    1h 21m
  2. Tubi Decided: Alex Rider: Stormbreaker

    May 28

    Tubi Decided: Alex Rider: Stormbreaker

    It's Spy Kids directed by Zack Snyder. The official "We have Frankie Muniz at home" movie of 2006. For those who were lucky enough to grow up on Anthony Horowitz's YA novels, Alex is the 007 for high school kids. Lots of cool gadgets, goofy bad guys, and 1000% less bedding women. Join Alex Pettyfer, Bill Nighy, Alicia Silverstone, Andy Serkis, and Ewan McGregor in a film that took full advantage of the Spy Kids franchise.

    1h 16m
  3. Tubi Decided: Night of the Zoopocalypse

    May 14

    Tubi Decided: Night of the Zoopocalypse

    Night of the Zoopocalypse is a Canadian animated project starring David Harbour and inspired by Clive Barker. Is it for kids, or is this body horror nightmare project too much?

    54 min
  4. Tubi Decided: Redline (2009)

    Apr 18

    Tubi Decided: Redline (2009)

    Warning: the movie we watched was rated TV-14, but it definitely earned an R rating in its portrayal of women. Be advised that we warn viewers of the content with vivid language. We finally did it. We watched an anime movie on Tubi. Tubi has some very good gems from Japan so we weren't worried that this was going to be slop, but it is fun to see what arrives on the free streaming platform. Tubi Decided reviews Redline (2009), a seven-year passion project with animation so smooth you could do a Dukes of Hazard slide on it. This is the closest thing we will get to a gritty F-Zero reboot.

    1h 36m
  5. The April Fool's Day Challenge: Ratpocalypse

    Apr 3

    The April Fool's Day Challenge: Ratpocalypse

    Today's special episode asks our viewers to determine whether a movie is real or fake. We either watched a crazy and bizarre story about Russian politicians turning into rats, or we made it up. Either way, it is an exciting episode where we ponder the fate of Casper Van Dien and theorize what movie Rebel Wilson would be good in. Ratpocalypse is set in 2015, Senator Casper Van Dien addresses the Russian government that every rich person will turn into rats if they don't stop their greed and corruption. He is laughed out of the law building, but then realizes that he was 100% correct. With Russian diplomats and oligarchs turning into rats, Casper must team up with two prostitutes to clear his name. Did we make this movie up to trick you, or is it real? You decide.

    1h 20m
  6. Armed and Dangerous (1986)

    Mar 17

    Armed and Dangerous (1986)

    John Candy and Eugene Levy are in a buddy cop film about two security workers uncovering corruption in the force. Also stars Meg Ryan in one of her early roles. Written by Harold Ramis and Directed by Mark Lester This movie came out in 1986 in the wake of Beverly Hills Cop and Police Academy.

    1h 30m
  7. Guyver (1991): Teenage Mutant Japanese Body Horror (Featuring JJ Jimmy Walker)

    Feb 27

    Guyver (1991): Teenage Mutant Japanese Body Horror (Featuring JJ Jimmy Walker)

    The Guyver, directed by Screaming Mad George and Steven Wang stars Vivian Fu, Mark Hamil, and some blonde guy who never got over playing with action figures. Mark Hamill does his best to give dignity and respect to this live-action manga adaptation, but secretly, he is cursing out his agent. I mean...Jimmie Walker plays a rapping monster that scares children when he is on screen. The Guyver is what happens when someone sees TMNT and says, I think I can do that for 10 million less. This movie is gritty, scary, and darker than a Snyderverse movie on downers. But it has Mark Hamill in a mustache trying his darndest not to reminisce about Star Wars. Join Mike, Ivy, Vin, and Adam for Tubi Decided.

    1h 16m
  8. The Adventures of Buckeroo Banzai

    Feb 3

    The Adventures of Buckeroo Banzai

    Join Ivy, Mike, Adam, and Vin for a movie that is hard to understand, but not easy to look away from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) is one of the quintessential "cult classics"—a movie that was almost universally ignored at the box office but became a legendary piece of pop culture due to its bizarre, dense world-building and dry wit. The movie is famously written as if it is the 10th or 11th entry in a long-running franchise that doesn’t actually exist. It follows Dr. Buckaroo Banzai (Peter Weller)—a physicist, neurosurgeon, test pilot, and rock star. The Catalyst: Buckaroo successfully drives his "Jet Car" through a mountain using the Oscillation Overthruster, a device that allows matter to pass through matter. In doing so, he briefly travels through the 8th Dimension and inadvertently discovers alien life. The Conflict: This success catches the attention of Dr. Emilio Lizardo (John Lithgow), a scientist possessed by the tyrannical Lord John Whorfin. Whorfin is the leader of the Red Lectroids, a group of evil aliens from Planet 10 who were exiled to the 8th Dimension in 1938. The Stakes: Whorfin and his Red Lectroids (all named "John" and disguised as humans working at Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems) want the Overthruster to free their army and retake Planet 10. Meanwhile, the peaceful Black Lectroids threaten to orbitally bombard Earth to prevent Whorfin's escape, which would trigger a nuclear World War III. The Resolution: Buckaroo and his team, The Hong Kong Cavaliers (including Jeff Goldblum as "New Jersey"), team up with the Blue Blaze Irregulars (his civilian fan club) to storm Yoyodyne, rescue Buckaroo's love interest Penny Priddy, and destroy Whorfin's escape pod before the Black Lectroids pull the trigger on Earth. Despite its star-studded cast, the film was a significant financial failure upon release, largely because audiences didn't know how to categorize its deadpan, "in-on-the-joke" style. Fun Fact: The film ends with a teaser for a sequel titled Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime League. Because of the poor box office performance and complex legal rights issues, the sequel was never filmed, though it has since been adapted into comics and a novel. Would you like me to find out more about the "World Crime League" sequel that never happened, or perhaps the famous "watermelon in the vise" mystery? The Plot: A "Day in the Life" of a PolymathBox Office & ReceptionMetricDetailsBudgetApproximately $12 million (some sources suggest up to $17M with marketing)Domestic Gross$6.3 millionOpening Weekend$620,279VerdictBox Office Bomb. It grossed roughly half of its production cost.

    1h 36m
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Tubi-Decided, a podcast film experiment where we watch Tubi B-movies, sci-fi, and classics, and review them. It's a weird and hilarious time.

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  • Creator
    Film Logic
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    56
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