Mum’s Friend Energy

Mum’s Friend Energy
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Hints of ethically ambiguous conversation, sexually charged giggling, and fresh strawberries.

  1. Does Daddy Need His Bum-Bum Wiped?

    Jan 8

    Does Daddy Need His Bum-Bum Wiped?

    A lovely afternoon out on Day Release with your favourite crew - You, the people you get paid to protect, and various Police. Make sure you catered enough subway style sandwiches and RC Colas, because this could be the spontaneous group sex event you were waiting for, and group sex events don't happen without catering.

    42 min

  2. 12/31/2025

    Happy New Years from Mum's Friend Energy

    The only way to end the year is with a song! Get it and we'll see you next time.

    3 min
  3. That's How You Know Santa is Coming

    12/25/2025

    That's How You Know Santa is Coming

    Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the streets All the buttpigs were snoring, they'd et too much cheese;   The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, and so was St. Nicholas, rock hard in the air;   The children were nestled all snug in their beds, and they're not involved in this, don't be a pest;   Leather-mum in her apron, and I in my mask, and when I say chimney, I do mean my ass;   Our reverie disturbed by an outside noise, I sprang from my sling as I was expecting the boys;   Away to the window I ran like an ox, My christmas baubles wobbling like michael j fox;   When what to my wondering eyes did appear, But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny rein-deer, Or maybe just twinks in a leather veneer,   I knew in a moment he must be St. Nick, Based on the white pubes and the jolly red... Look I think you know where I'm going with this. A lot of the original poem is quite gay anyway, I suggest you go read that one. Merry Christmas.

    42 min
  4. With a Man Who Liked Nickelback

    12/23/2025

    With a Man Who Liked Nickelback

    It's Christmas so you get double of everything, whether you like it or not! This is way too aggressive but I just fell down a hill, which is one of my special interests.   Sophie edited this one, that's why it sucks! Haha nah. My new years resolution is to be more of an unneccessary jerk to everyone but offset it by smelling a lot better. Wild times. CMAO (its lmao but for crying, tell your children)

    54 min
  5. You'd Get Dahmer'ed

    12/17/2025

    You'd Get Dahmer'ed

    It's Hot Now Finally so I'm going to go swim. Write your own god dam episode description. Then please send it to mumsfriendenergypodcast@gmail.com and I'll update the form data.   Go get wet you beautiful pigs

    44 min
  6. I Just Want Chicken & Money

    12/04/2025

    I Just Want Chicken & Money

    You re-emerge from the treeline, dirty and exultant. A late-afternoon-leisurely-walk through the countryside gone wrong; It was a week ago when you began licking the sap off the bark. You've changed names and personality since then. Enter the workplace with your new found rusticism, or die in transit from complications caused by the city-born pathogens.

    35 min
  7. This is the Worst Episode

    10/23/2025

    This is the Worst Episode

    Make the best of a mid thing, and no complaining. There are starving children in rural Ethiopia who would love to be able to listen to all the podcasts you do. Be grateful and never, ever hold your favourite creators accountable. For anything.

    1h 7m
  8. That's Where They Keep It

    10/16/2025

    That's Where They Keep It

    A late, late, late lunch. On a different day even. When the restaurant is closed. And the friend you were going to meet for a meal died years ago in a boating accident.  Does food even exist anymore? Dab some protein wisps under your olfactory avenues and close your eyes, remembering the simpler times, when people were people and cakes were cakes.

    56 min
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Hints of ethically ambiguous conversation, sexually charged giggling, and fresh strawberries.

Information

  • Creator
    Mum’s Friend Energy
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    62
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2024 All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    Mum’s Friend Energy