Now Entering Clatfartburg: A Comedy Worldbuilding Podcast

Felicia & Elaine

Enter the town of Clatfartburg: The Most Place on Earth! Every other week hosts Felicia and Elaine work together to craft a new corner of Clatfartburg, under the all-seeing fish-eye of Crispy the Talking Bass.

  1. 3d ago

    66 - The Gentleman Ham's Corn Tower Pt 1

    RUN, IT'S HAM O'CLOCK! Can you survive this five-floor corn maze? Haunted by the ominous presence of The Gentleman Ham, a pig character created by Escape Room biz partners/twins Frieda and Friedrich, players must solve the puzzle of each floor before The Gentleman Ham captures them. Featuring secret paths, themed floors, pork-tection hamulets, and the realization that a part two is in order!  While we give you a quick run down on the Gentleman Ham and his creators in this episode, if you want the whole backstory, you can listen to episode 55 - Frieda and Friedrich's Escape Room Featuring the Gentleman Ham. New bonus episode: Otter She Better Don't: All The Rumors Are True. Becky and Harper address the many rumors swirling around their glamorous lives, including Becky's latest love scheme involving a certain cameraman and Harper's part-time gig that has come to light. New York City is one step closer, yet these cousins have never felt farther apart. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok, Instagram, and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News 1:34 Intro to the corn maze 8:26 Location & structure 12:57 Floor 1 22:24 Floor 2 30:07 Floor 3 40:38 Floor 4 50:23 Floor 5 58:05 The final ceremony 59:49 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

  2. Oct 14

    65 - The York Family Haunted Hayride

    Is that Sally Bowles? No! It's actually a haunted scarecrow. It's take three on trying to make something scary and we think we got there this time, with the help of actor Michael Yorke. Plus, Felicia finally learns how to do an evil laugh! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok, Instagram, and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

  3. Sep 30

    64 - The Abandoned House from 2016 ft. Adele

    Realtor Mickey Bransworth is tasked with selling an abandoned home from 2016. As he performs a tour of the home, dancing dogs, an ominous roomba, and memories from a decade ago haunt him. Can he escape 2016? Will the 2016 pop hits ever stop playing? And why are there so many dogs that can dance?? To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok, Instagram, and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News featuring Eric the Cameraman 2:15 Intro 4:58 The looks and location and lore of the "haunted" house 17:17 Meet the realtor! 22:24 How the house became abandoned 25:47 Mickey Bransworth journeys through the house 47:43 The house's curse/motto 53:00 In conclusion   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC Ariana Grande - Side to Side Justin Bieber - Sorry The Chainsmokers - Closer Meghan Trainor - No Little Mix - Shout Out To My Ex Drake - Hotline Bling

  4. Sep 16

    63 - Clatfartburg's Gossip Page

    Ooo! Did you hear? Clatfartburg has a gossip page and you'll never guess whose behind it. This epsiode contains SPOILERS for Gossip Girl. You have been warned.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok, Instagram, and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

  5. Sep 2

    62 - Pankins' Ponies

    The Pankins' Ponies ranch is the spectacular home for an adorable herd of intelligent ponies in Clatfartburg! Utilizing speech buttons, the ponies are able to communicate with each other, and the humans, and that is totally normal and fine! Pankins' Ponies is Penelope Pankins' passion. Learn more about her (Nancy Pankin's sister/Elijah Pankins' mom!), along with the MANY types of ponies on this ranch (that includes the gossip ponies)!  New visitors, if you want more background on some of the characters mentioned in this episode, we recommend listening to episode 1 - Clatfartburg's Annual Crispyfest for an intro on Nancy Pankin, episode 6 - The S.S. Clatfartbarge River Tour to learn a bit about Sineighster, and episode 7 - The Blacksmith's Forge to learn about Elijah Pankin. Bonus episode: My Darling Haunted Belle - we create Clatfartburg's town tune! Lots of bells, lots of words - many of them bad, a joyous time all around! Commentary track: Cast a Dark Shadow (1955) - Felicia pulls a movie deep from her Letterboxd lists for this month. Elaine's bell features once again (really a bell heavy month for us.) Also, an unreasonable amount of impressions of Michael Yorke in Cabaret. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok, Instagram, and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps:  00:00 CFB News 2:45 Intro and a refresher on the Pankin family 8:58 Our personal history with ponies 11:37 The land & the Sineighsters 15:56 Ammenities (including a spa!) 24:24 Penelope & Paul Pankin 30:28 Anxious ponies 35:03 Foodie pony 37:44 The Pony Lagoon 45:05 Nancy visits 47:45 Miscellaneous pony stuff 50:53 Outro 51:58 Bloopers :)   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

  6. Aug 19

    61 - The Photography Contest

    Get your cameras ready, because the photography competition is heading to Clatfarturg! Is it Jenny with the Lens' big day to shine, or will it be a horrible disaster? Also, Flippini is there (because when is he not),   To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok, Instagram, and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

  7. Aug 5

    60 - The Visitor Center

    Crispy the Talking Bass makes his triumphant return as we explore the Clatfartburg Visitor Center! It has everything you need: copyrighted snacks, strange merch, and, of course, a thirty-minute long dark ride.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok, Instagram, and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:04 Intro 7:08 The Visitor Center 11:12 Crispy's involvement and the gift shop 22:25 The dark ride! 56:17 Outro   Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

  8. Jul 22

    59: Bonus Episode Unlocked - The Rise and Fall of Bartholomew Arkansas' Mystery Meat Gang

    Hello! Due to some unforseen circumstances we've gotten delayed in recording and have decided to use the opportunity to release a pretty important episode from our Buy Me A Coffee vault! This episode establishes all the Bartholomew Alexander/Arkansas lore, first introduces Cole Papageno, and even sets the stage for Poppins Rumblesby (albeit with a slightly different name).  We've released a bunch more bonus content (26 more Clatfartburg bonus episode to date, to be exact!), so feel free to check that out at the link below if you want more! Thank you all for listening, we will be back to our regularly scheduled content in two weeks! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok, Instagram, and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.

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Enter the town of Clatfartburg: The Most Place on Earth! Every other week hosts Felicia and Elaine work together to craft a new corner of Clatfartburg, under the all-seeing fish-eye of Crispy the Talking Bass.

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