I Woke Up For This

Blaise Kautzman

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Comedian Blaise Kautzman talks to comics and other individuals he deems fit any time between 7am and 9am on Tuesday Mornings. Are most of them tired? Yes. Are alarms set to wake up hours before they usually get up to talk? Also yes. It's a fun time. Come see what none of the fuss is about as he gets this "talking to people" thing down. Also follow Blaise on Instagram @blaiser.kautz

5D AGO

Local Winslow - Ep 110 w/ Duster

Duster wakes up to slap the bass (and us around) in the morning! We get right down to it talking spooky talk, scary people at the end of hallways, snapping people with towels, giving yourself pimples and large cysts to be able to see Dr. Pimple Popper, weird dance parents, accruing interest in things, walking into porta potties, more Twicing People, sleeved shirts being the same price as shirts with no sleeves, we get Marquay another rapper name... and ohhhh so much more! Enjoy! Love You!

1h 8m
MAY 8

Plump Mama - Ep. 109 w/ Nathan Roe

Nathan Roe, stellar friend, funny comic, and good guy joins the show today! We talk some real cool rappers - like Sean Combs and that TikTok guy who's gf they found in a Tesla Trunk. Come up with cool rap names for ourselves (like Plump Mama), chocolate potato chips, bringing your family to Little St. James instead of Disney Land to save costs on vacation, wearing The Fifth Element costume as a guy, how all the characters in Winnie The Pooh Dress, making Italian Sodas with Pepperoni Sticks - as the Italians intended - smelling it and dealing it in court, different old YouTube vids, and oh so much more! Enjoy! Love You!

59 min
MAY 6

Sinephile - Ep. 108 w/ Sean Patton

The hilarious Sean Patton joins us in studio today! He wakes up with us to discuss Nu Country - a great new genre of music, being scared during movies, being scared in the ocean, Jackass movies, the different types of "philes", a new super villain named Sinephile (who is unfortunately named, but in it too far), building tree forts, how to act at comedy shows as fans, and oh so much more! You can catch Sean on the show "English Teacher" on FX, Hulu and Disney plus, or live in comedy clubs and festivals across the world. His latest special "Number One streamed" on peacock from 2022-2024 and is currently available on 800lb Gorilla’s YouTube page. If you want to see him in other acting roles, check him out on IFC'S Maron, Comedy Central's "Inside Amy Schumer" and TruTV's "Those Who Can't" He's a hilarious comic and an even better dude. Give him a follow and check him out! Love you! #iwokeupforthis #podcast #comedypodcast #standupcomedy

1h 13m
APR 29

Hogan Years - Ep 107 w/ Josh Dullea

Josh Dullea - friend, comic, and all around coolest pal joins the show again! We talk about aging in Hulk Hogan Years, swinging outtie belly buttons around in a circle, being hired as entertainment for the Correspondence Dinner, talk about Kane and the Undertaker, Alec Baldwin and The Crow differences, getting tattoos of Kyle Rittenhouse in 2026, ways to shave your soul patch, if Hitler ever had a soul patch, and oh so much more! Love you! #iwokeupforthis #podcast #comedypodcast #standupcomedy

1h 5m
APR 22

Sandwich Pockets - Ep 106 w/ Jessica Michelle Singleton

Jessica Michelle Singleton rolls out of bed with a full unlidded coffee mug ready to start the day with the boys. Real fun one as they discuss having wet hair in the morning, nurses drinking in the morning, hypnotism for real problems in front of crowds, having mannequins around the house, Taylor Swift giving her pick to Blaise, pockets specifically designed for sandwiches, apologizing for having Alabama getting rid of the flag on their albums, and oh so much more! Jessica is hilarious and you can catch her touring all around the country doing stand up, or maybe even see her in the new "Bus Boys" movie as trashy mom! Also, give some love on her country singer persona "Norma Lee Wilde". Love you!#jmscomedy #comedypodcast #podcast #iwokeupforthis

1h 34m
APR 15

Obsidian Ball - Ep 105 w/ Blake Loomis

Blake Loomis takes time out his busy schedule of being a troop and joins the show! We get right into it talking about Justin Timberlake movies, Sabrina Carpenter's new meme face because of the lady howling from the crowd, groomsmen getting subbed out for others because of shenanigans, how dinosaur eggs get fertilized, special talents of knowing what silver wear is falling to the ground by sound, we talk about women lying. We discuss how Blaise and Quay are Horse Boys since they're born during "Years Of The Horse", how Blake is a "Metal Dragon", talk about Tracy Morgan, Obsidian Balls and Arsenio Hall, and oh so much more! Enjoy! Love you!

1h 1m
APR 8

Cracker Factory - Ep 104 w/ Jantzonia & Michael Cavo

Our favorite rapper, JANTZONIA, joins the pod for another wild one with the boyz! And Michael Cavo,from the band Broken Broadway Dreams, also hops in for some good ole talk! We meet em at the Cracker Factory, because our studio went down today. We speak about different types of crackers, what Hall and Oates meant in "Method Of Love", what different things you eat make different things smell like, speak about Adrian Peterson vs Lebron parenting practices, mice with implants, the Sopranos, Blaise being a ball boy, other cool dude stuff, and oh so much more! Jantzonia has a new album coming out, which also has a board game coming out with it! He'll be opening for Tech N9ne on April 26 in Fargo and will be going out all over touring as well. Go check him out. He truly does rule and you won't be disappointed. And check out Michael's Band - Broken Broadway Dreams.

1h 8m
APR 1

Daily Dose of Hademall - Ep 103 w/ Adam Cayton-Holland and Marquay Belcher

Greg Hobbs joins in studio today to goof around with up, and Adam Cayton Holland calls in for a rad talk about his new movie and so many other things! We talk John Arbuckle's large girlfriend, large Vikings, sideway running down staircases. We also talk about getting your daily dose of "Hademall", April O'neil and her weird relationship with TMNT, we go over some abbrevs, some great TV Dinner talk, and oh so much more! Adam calls in around the 15 minute mark and we talk about his new movie "See You When I See You", the awesome replica Woodchipper in Fargo, having David Duchovny be your dad in a movie, Roger Maris vs Mark McGuire vs Barry Bonds pheasant hunting. Enjoy! Be sure to check out Adam when you see he's coming to your town. He's a super rad standup! Also check out his TV Show "Those Who Can't", and be on the lookout for his movie "See You When I See You" when it comes out!

1h 1m

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07/03/2024

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Comedian Blaise Kautzman talks to comics and other individuals he deems fit any time between 7am and 9am on Tuesday Mornings. Are most of them tired? Yes. Are alarms set to wake up hours before they usually get up to talk? Also yes. It's a fun time. Come see what none of the fuss is about as he gets this "talking to people" thing down. Also follow Blaise on Instagram @blaiser.kautz

Creator

Blaise Kautzman
Years Active

2024 - 2026
Episodes

109
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© Blaise Kautzman
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I Woke Up For This