I Woke Up For This

Blaise Kautzman

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Comedians Blaise Kautzman and Marquay Belcher talk to comics and other individuals they deem fit any time between 7am and 9am on Tuesday Mornings. Which is usually pretty hard for the people we bring on. It's a fun time. Come see what none of the fuss is about but where good times are had. Follow us on Instagram @iwokeupforthispod Follow Blaise on Instagram @blaiser.kautz Follow Marquay on Instagram @marquayquay

4d ago

The Huzz Is So Tea - Ep 114 w/ Sophia Richards

Sophia Richards, Miss North Dakota 2026, crawls out of bed, puts on her tiara, and joins the show for a rad time to start her day! We talk how Sophia initially got into pageants, the age gap in pageants, the logistics of inevitable divorces, singing in French, dating your cousin, sitting outside nice pickups to get dates, not cooking for yourself if you're a chick, mooning people on the track bus in high school, old timey telephones, we learn all the hot new young lingo... like Huzz and So Tea... and oh so much more! Sophia is a fun time! Check her out on Insta at @thesophiarichards @missndusa Watch her dance on TikTok: @sorich Or go see her hanging out at Sports Bar. Enjoy!! Love you!

1h 7m
Jun 3

Hand-Me-Down Parrots - Ep 113 w/ Colton Turner

Colton Turner, rad DJ and cool friend joins the pod today! We talk about what he'd run on if he were running for mayor, socks, homeless people with parrots, getting called out by girls and being wrong, doing black face with a green screen, where decks of cards come from, having 3 balls, locker room stories, ingrown toe nail surgeries, Irish goodbyes, summer drinking, and oh so much more! Check out his music online, or see him live when he DJs as Noncents & Flamigos. Or go pal around with him whenever you see him out because he's a good time. Enjoy!! Love you!

59 min
May 27

The Two Spew Pod - Ep 112

Hold on to your shorts... and you're mouths this episode because we got a sick boy in studio! This is a great episode where we go over some Memorial Day shenanigans, dreaming of Tech N9ne, the famous Plaster Caster, playing limbo to get your inheritance, count how many groans Quay makes - rightfully so, because he caught something fierce - , the Enhanced Games, Blaise's friend who juiced in high school, sales at car stores, and oh so much more! Studio had some camera troubles so we just singled it this week. Hope it doesn't throw ya off too much. Enjoy! Love You!

49 min
May 20

Man Carrying - Ep 111

2 Tired boys on the podcast today after a weekend of getting sick and other shenanigans. We talk eating spaghetti while sick, Blaise getting his hosting wrong this week and leaving after his set by accident, mixing all pops together, talking about beeping going on that no one else can hear, what you should get people for their weddings, getting radiation therapy for literally every sickness, growing extra limbs, coaching kids, being made out of meat, carrying a man who's legs don't work, and oh so much more! Enjoy! Love You!

53 min
May 13

Local Winslow - Ep 110 w/ Duster

Duster wakes up to slap the bass (and us around) in the morning! We get right down to it talking spooky talk, scary people at the end of hallways, snapping people with towels, giving yourself pimples and large cysts to be able to see Dr. Pimple Popper, weird dance parents, accruing interest in things, walking into porta potties, more Twicing People, sleeved shirts being the same price as shirts with no sleeves, we get Marquay another rapper name... and ohhhh so much more! Enjoy! Love You!

1h 8m
May 8

Plump Mama - Ep. 109 w/ Nathan Roe

Nathan Roe, stellar friend, funny comic, and good guy joins the show today! We talk some real cool rappers - like Sean Combs and that TikTok guy who's gf they found in a Tesla Trunk. Come up with cool rap names for ourselves (like Plump Mama), chocolate potato chips, bringing your family to Little St. James instead of Disney Land to save costs on vacation, wearing The Fifth Element costume as a guy, how all the characters in Winnie The Pooh Dress, making Italian Sodas with Pepperoni Sticks - as the Italians intended - smelling it and dealing it in court, different old YouTube vids, and oh so much more! Enjoy! Love You!

59 min
May 6

Sinephile - Ep. 108 w/ Sean Patton

The hilarious Sean Patton joins us in studio today! He wakes up with us to discuss Nu Country - a great new genre of music, being scared during movies, being scared in the ocean, Jackass movies, the different types of "philes", a new super villain named Sinephile (who is unfortunately named, but in it too far), building tree forts, how to act at comedy shows as fans, and oh so much more! You can catch Sean on the show "English Teacher" on FX, Hulu and Disney plus, or live in comedy clubs and festivals across the world. His latest special "Number One streamed" on peacock from 2022-2024 and is currently available on 800lb Gorilla’s YouTube page. If you want to see him in other acting roles, check him out on IFC'S Maron, Comedy Central's "Inside Amy Schumer" and TruTV's "Those Who Can't" He's a hilarious comic and an even better dude. Give him a follow and check him out! Love you! #iwokeupforthis #podcast #comedypodcast #standupcomedy

1h 13m
Apr 29

Hogan Years - Ep 107 w/ Josh Dullea

Josh Dullea - friend, comic, and all around coolest pal joins the show again! We talk about aging in Hulk Hogan Years, swinging outtie belly buttons around in a circle, being hired as entertainment for the Correspondence Dinner, talk about Kane and the Undertaker, Alec Baldwin and The Crow differences, getting tattoos of Kyle Rittenhouse in 2026, ways to shave your soul patch, if Hitler ever had a soul patch, and oh so much more! Love you! #iwokeupforthis #podcast #comedypodcast #standupcomedy

1h 5m

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07/03/2024

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Comedians Blaise Kautzman and Marquay Belcher talk to comics and other individuals they deem fit any time between 7am and 9am on Tuesday Mornings. Which is usually pretty hard for the people we bring on. It's a fun time. Come see what none of the fuss is about but where good times are had. Follow us on Instagram @iwokeupforthispod Follow Blaise on Instagram @blaiser.kautz Follow Marquay on Instagram @marquayquay

Creator

Blaise Kautzman
Years Active

2024 - 2026
Episodes

113
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© Blaise Kautzman
Show Website

I Woke Up For This