Fully Grown Homos Podcast

Dave and Matt
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Welcome to the Fully Grown Homos Podcast. Our aim is to create a safe space where everyone can find connection and inspiration.LGBTQ+ Queer 

  1. Sep 5

    How A Cheap Op Shop Game Turned Into The Best Day Out

    Send us Fan Mail We start with a genuinely simple idea and somehow end up as a walking spectacle. A cheap op shop outfit challenge turns into a full-blown friendship experiment: we pick each other’s clothes, blindfold the victim for the change-room reveal, then commit to wearing the mismatched mess out in public. Add chips, an over-the-top milkshake, and a packed microbrewery, and you’ve got the kind of day that reminds you fun doesn’t have to be expensive, just agreed to. Then we swing into real-life admin and the mental load that comes with it. We talk dogs, down-time, and the pressure cooker of buying a house in Australia, from conditional approval to cooling off period extensions when the bank suddenly decides a technical detail is a problem. If you’ve been living in property spreadsheets or waiting on a broker email, you’ll feel this one. From there we get into culture, community, and the stuff people avoid saying out loud. Drag Race becomes a gateway to appreciating creative skill, while tall poppy syndrome and online hate show how quickly people turn on someone who’s doing well. We also share what we’re enjoying about Kyle Live’s unfiltered streaming approach, and why real emotion on air hits harder than polished bits. Our main deep dive is sexual health for men who have sex with men. We talk about the Australian M8 website (m8.com.au) and ACON links, HIV stigma in relationships, and why U=U (Undetectable Equals Untransmittable) matters in 2026. We also cover PrEP access in Australia, including options for people without Medicare, plus the reality that STI testing and honest communication still matter. If you got something from this chat, subscribe, share it with a mate, and leave us a review so more curious people find us. Support the show If you want to send us a question or would like our thoughts on a particular topic you can contact us at Fullygrownhomospodcast@gmail.com or contact us on any of our socials at Fully Grown Homos Podcast.

  2. Aug 17

    Chaos, Catch-Ups, And Queer Friendship Truths

    Send us Fan Mail A quiet week doesn’t exist in our world, and this catch-up proves it. We start with the kind of unfiltered best-mate chaos you only get when the mics are rolling, then slide straight into the real stuff: moving house, being wrecked from work, and Dave eyeing off a waterfront property flip on the Central Coast of New South Wales. It’s part adulting, part scheming, and part laughing at ourselves for how hard it is to simply sit down and record. Then the birthday drama kicks in, because of course it does. We talk “non-birthday” birthdays, being grateful without wanting a spotlight, and what it feels like when you’re not invited to something that looks like pure joy. From there, we relive big nights out like Bingo Loco and a serial killer cocktail event in Sydney, before getting sidetracked by gifts, a truly cooked cake surprise, and the kind of friendship gestures that are equal parts sweet and unhinged. Miami joins us to level up the structure with recurring segments: translating UK slang into Aussie speak, Judge Miami’s Court where Crocs, indicators, birthday week, and the douching debate go to trial, plus the Red Light Reading Room where we make microwave, coffee, and laundry instructions sound far dirtier than they should. We close with Spit Swallow Gargle Smear and a quick chat about Aussie radio favourites that somehow fits the vibe perfectly. If you love an Australian LGBTQ+ podcast that mixes gay culture, friendship, sex-positive humour, and chaotic storytelling, hit subscribe, share it with a mate, and leave us a review so more curious ears can find us. Support the show If you want to send us a question or would like our thoughts on a particular topic you can contact us at Fullygrownhomospodcast@gmail.com or contact us on any of our socials at Fully Grown Homos Podcast.

  3. Jul 4

    Horoscopes, Headlines and Hoes

    Send us Fan Mail Someone forgot to hit record, which tells you everything you need to know about the energy of this chat. We’re tired, it’s winter, the house is mid-move, the dogs are everywhere, and somehow that turns into one of those nights where the banter is unfiltered and the conversation keeps swerving in the best way.  We try a new “headlines” format and give it the Fully Grown Homos treatment: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding rumours, the pure insanity of celebrity logistics, and then straight into World Cup chat where the camera work is doing far more than “sport”. Ronaldo retirement whispers, a Nigerian goalkeeper you’ll want to look up, and the awkward truth that sometimes the algorithm knows exactly what it’s doing.  Then we get serious. We talk about the Kevin Spacey backlash and why linking coming out with allegations of sexual misconduct can do real damage to the LGBTQ+ community. We also unpack Aussie media controversy, the Kyle Sandilands and Karl Stefanovic rumour mill, and why podcasts change the rules when there are no network executives in the room.  We don’t dodge the hard stuff either: the Thailand suitcase murder headline opens up a bigger conversation about sex tourism, exploitation, and why victim-blaming is a dead end. To finish, we reset the vibe with Miami’s furry box game (yes, it goes exactly where you think) and a horoscope breakdown that weirdly nails our Aries, Leo and Cancer friendship dynamic. If you laugh, gasp, or disagree, subscribe, share it with a mate, and leave us a review so more curious ears can find us. Support the show If you want to send us a question or would like our thoughts on a particular topic you can contact us at Fullygrownhomospodcast@gmail.com or contact us on any of our socials at Fully Grown Homos Podcast.

  4. Jun 23

    Sexts And Secrets

    Send us Fan Mail A single question can expose everything: when did you first send a naughty pic, and who got it? We go there with Miami back in the room and Brittany joining us for the first time, and the stories are as funny as they are painfully relatable. From early-phone nudes to Grindr-era habits, we unpack the angles, the nerves, the “no face pics” rules, and the near-disasters of almost sending something filthy to the wrong person. If you’ve ever stared at your camera roll and thought, why am I like this, you’re in good company.  Before we get to the sexting confessions, we do a proper life catch-up: moving house, selling up, surviving busy weeks, and the strange mix of pride and chaos that comes with parenting. There’s Sydney nightlife too, including a Bogan Bingo shout-out, plus the kind of mate banter that only works when everyone feels safe to be a bit feral and still be loved for it.  Then we lift the lid on the “strangest place you’ve had sex” question, swap stories that range from bold to downright risky, and bring in our Red Light Reading Room where we perform lyrics from songs that reference oral sex. To finish, we trial a new mystery-box segment that involves a blindfold, a lot of describing, and objects that probably should not be handled before dinner.  If you’re looking for an Australian LGBTQ+ podcast that mixes sex positive conversations with real life friendship, dating stories, and unapologetic humour, hit play. Subscribe, leave a review, and share it with a curious mate who’ll have opinions. Support the show If you want to send us a question or would like our thoughts on a particular topic you can contact us at Fullygrownhomospodcast@gmail.com or contact us on any of our socials at Fully Grown Homos Podcast.

  5. Jun 5

    ADHD And Sex

    Send us Fan Mail Your brain wants a hit, your body wants connection, and sometimes those two don’t line up. We get real about the link between ADHD and sex, from dopamine chasing and novelty seeking to impulsive choices that can feel like autopilot in the moment and brutal in the comedown. If you’ve ever wondered why you can be intensely driven one day and totally flat the next, you’re not alone, and you’re not broken.  We talk through what ADHD can look like in intimacy and relationships: hyperfocus, distraction, disassociation, and that “500 tabs open” feeling that can follow you even when you’re trying to be present. We unpack the thrill of flirting and fantasies, the risks of pushing boundaries for stimulation, and why shame and regret can bite hard afterwards. We also get practical, sharing simple coping ideas like using “urgent” time frames to kickstart action, plus a grounded reminder that support from a GP or psychologist can help when porn use, sleep, or impulse control starts running your life.  Then we do what we do best and get silly. Expect filthy laughs, the Red Light Reading Room (yes, there’s cruising advice and a strangely sexy oyster-shucking guide), and a full-throttle round of Lesser of Two Evils where we argue our way through truly cursed celebrity choices.  If you like your queer podcast equal parts unfiltered and thoughtful, hit play, subscribe, and share it with a curious mate. After you listen, leave a review and tell us: does ADHD crank your desire up, shut it down, or both? Support the show If you want to send us a question or would like our thoughts on a particular topic you can contact us at Fullygrownhomospodcast@gmail.com or contact us on any of our socials at Fully Grown Homos Podcast.

  6. May 24

    Shrimping Margaritas And Other Bad Ideas

    Send us Fan Mail You can tell a lot about people by what they laugh at and what they can’t handle, and we put that to the test with margaritas in hand and a topic Brittany dared us to touch: feet. We get into foot fetishes without pretending everyone should be into them, unpack what “shrimping” means, and argue our way through toe rings, from trashy vs tasteful to the cultural and spiritual meanings people attach to different toes. If you’ve ever wondered why something as simple as a toe ring can read as flirty, beachy, or downright filthy, you’re in the right place. Then we go full internet: selling feet pics in Australia, what beginners realistically make, why custom requests pay more, and why “easy money” still comes with effort, privacy risks, and a weirdly specific algorithm hangover. We even detour into the worn socks market, because of course we do, and we talk through the practical side people skip like hygiene, boundaries, and not doing anything you’ll regret once it’s online. Just when you think it’s all chaos, Miami brings the sticky questions people ask about us all the time: are we together, are we committed, and why does our friendship look like a relationship? We explain what friends with benefits actually means for us, how we set rules so no one gets hurt, and why staying single can be a powerful choice after toxic relationships, cheating, and broken trust. If you like honest LGBTQ+ conversations, gay relationship dynamics, and a podcast that can swing from filthy to heartfelt in seconds, hit subscribe, share it with a curious mate, and leave a review. What’s your take: toe rings, toe sucking, or toes nowhere near your mouth? Support the show If you want to send us a question or would like our thoughts on a particular topic you can contact us at Fullygrownhomospodcast@gmail.com or contact us on any of our socials at Fully Grown Homos Podcast.

  7. May 24

    First Impressions - Were we right

    Send us Fan Mail Your first impression feels like a fact, until it isn’t. We start with absolute chaos, the kind where a single text thread can jump from oranges to milk to margaritas, then land on a surprisingly real question: do first impressions actually last, or do they just tell you what mood you were in that day?  With Miami back on the mic, we roll through weekly wrap highs and lows, including house-selling stress, the “Bunnings straight show”, and the very Australian pressure cooker of kids sport on the weekend. Miami also shares the canteen duty panic that hits at 3am, plus the awkward feeling of wanting to do the right thing for your kid while your brain runs through every possible mistake.  Then we get into the main event: our first impressions of each other. One of us comes across like a prick at work until a feather duster, a dumb joke, and a bit of warmth change everything. Another connection starts in a queer space as pure physical attraction, then flips into hours of conversation, boundaries, and the kind of instant ease you don’t expect. We also talk honestly about jealousy, protecting your friendships, and what it looks like when you finally meet “the other person” you’ve heard so much about.  If you’re into an LGBTQIA+ podcast with real friendship stories, gay life talk, and a bit of neurodivergent chaos, you’ll feel right at home. Hit play, subscribe, share it with your curious mates, and leave us a review telling us: what’s a first impression you got completely wrong? Support the show If you want to send us a question or would like our thoughts on a particular topic you can contact us at Fullygrownhomospodcast@gmail.com or contact us on any of our socials at Fully Grown Homos Podcast.

  8. May 5

    We Trace How The Gym Became A Queer Social Space

    Send us Fan Mail We bounce from life admin and weekend updates into a surprisingly deep look at how gyms became a key part of gay culture, from ancient Greece to modern locker rooms. We unpack fitness, body image, cruising etiquette, and the pet peeves that make us properly lose it.  • PrEP timing, on-demand dosing, and staying on top of scripts  • Caravan and camping show highlights, gear temptation, and dog jackets  • Putting a house on the market, inspections, and “optimism” rituals  • Casey Donovan’s live show, song choices, and her career journey  • Impulsive buying stories, family banter, and the Easter egg saga  • Ancient Greek gymnasiums, nudity, and the roots of homoerotic gym culture  • AIDS crisis impacts on gay fitness ideals and “looking healthy” pressure  • Real gym routines, sauna and steam room dynamics, and cruising signals  • Discretion, consent, risk, and how apps intersect with gym spaces  • Grumpy gay complaints, from road closures to water waste and towel gymnastics  Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe, and share our podcast with your curious friends. You can contact us on Fully Grown Homos Podcast at gmail.com or any of our socials, Fully Grown Homos Podcast. Support the show If you want to send us a question or would like our thoughts on a particular topic you can contact us at Fullygrownhomospodcast@gmail.com or contact us on any of our socials at Fully Grown Homos Podcast.

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Welcome to the Fully Grown Homos Podcast. Our aim is to create a safe space where everyone can find connection and inspiration.LGBTQ+ Queer 

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  • Creator
    Dave and Matt
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    89
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 Fully Grown Homos Podcast
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