Twenty and Retired

Lauren Constantine and Maddi Schmierer

We understand how chaotic your 20s can be. Barely navigating friendship, relationships, past traumas, side hustles (kind of) and careers all whist trying to save every last dollar for that boujee bottomless with the girls on Sunday. Don’t you wish you could skip this chapter and just retire from your 20’s. Grab a matcha, get ur comfies on and chill tf out for a free therapy session with your new besties, Maddi and Lorrie.

Episodes

  1. 07/01/2024

    Questions to ask yourself in your 20’s

    An unintentional therapy session over a tea, with our bestie Charlie.

  2. 06/24/2024

    We had some wine and pulled out the mic

    The girls pull out the mic after a a glass of wine and end up roasting eachother. Will their friendship make it to the end of the ep? Keep listening to find out x

  3. 06/17/2024

    What happens in Europe with Abby Shepherd (part 2/2)

    The girls share stories of Croatia, Santorini, Ios, Mykonos, Amalfi, Rome, Ibiza and Portugal

  4. 06/11/2024

    What happens in Europe with Abby Shepherd (part 1/2)

    The girls sit down with Abby to reminisce on the trip that was. Join them as they talk about fights, missing luggage, missed trains and what they got up to in amsterdam.

  5. 05/26/2024

    Lots of love, from Snookie

    Welcome back for episode 2 of Twenty & Retired. In this weeks episode we delve deep into Maddi’s memory box and take a trip down ex-lovers lane. As always, send in your submissions and confessions to hello@twenty&retired.com & Join our closed Facebook group Twenty & Retired

  6. 05/15/2024

    We have a bit on

    WELCOME TO TWENTY & RETIRED 🍸 We all know how chaotic the 20s can be, we hear about it all over tiktok. Barely navigating friendship, surviving breakups, saving for that hot girl Europe trip, past traumas resurfacing, creating side hustles that we lose interest in after a week and finding our “meant to be” career. All while trying to manage all of this and finding the perfect on trend rental for that bottomless brunch with the girls on Sunday. Whether this is stress we create for ourselves to “keep up” or if this is what society deems as normal… it’s F**king tiring being 20 something. Like ourselves, don’t you wish you could fast forward this chapter in life and retire from the b******t. Skip to the part where you’re a hot Pilates mum drinking iced matcha with your bestie on a random Wednesday morning. If you can’t relate, love that for you. For those who aren’t lying to themselves, make a coffee (or buy an overpriced $13 strawbs matcha), put ur comfies on and chill tf out for a real, raw and unfiltered therapy session with your new besties, Maddi and Lorrie. ** P.s. in no way do we expect anything to come of this nor do we claim to be influential. We are just two typical (confused) girls who are super sarcastic and love to have a good yap. Why not make a poddy if it makes you giggle as much as it does us💁🏻‍♀️ SOCIALS Instagram, Tiktok, Youtube: twentyandretired SUBMISSIONS hello@twentyandretired.com https://tr.ee/wCEy8Etkk2

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We understand how chaotic your 20s can be. Barely navigating friendship, relationships, past traumas, side hustles (kind of) and careers all whist trying to save every last dollar for that boujee bottomless with the girls on Sunday. Don’t you wish you could skip this chapter and just retire from your 20’s. Grab a matcha, get ur comfies on and chill tf out for a free therapy session with your new besties, Maddi and Lorrie.

Information

  • Creator
    Lauren Constantine and Maddi Schmierer
  • Years Active
    2024
  • Episodes
    6
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Lauren Constantine and Maddi Schmierer
  • Show Website
    Twenty and Retired