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Nate and Dean
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Nate and Dean explore the wacky world of promoted ads

  1. 5d ago

    Libima Mini Adorable Tentacle Creature Monster Halloween Hat Costume

    Send us Fan Mail Hey, hello there. Hi! We're getting into the spooky season, huh? Isn't that nice? Boo! Uh-oh, did I scare you? I'm sorry :( It was an accident. Anywhoo, we're a podcast called No Promo, uwu. I'm doing a thing I call textual costume, where I'm pretending to be cutesy and nice.  This episode of the podcast was really good to do. I had a lot of fun with my friends recording it. We looked at some pretty funny stuff this week, the Ander Dingus getaway being a sweet little highlight. Would you love to live in the belly of a chubby little boy? I am not sure about that. For me, I maybe would not like to do that. But it's a good deal for an Airbnb depending on where it's located and the season. I'd love to see the fall leaves in Vermont or somewhere else scenic like that. My favorite leaf color is red, I think.  Another big topic of discussion was whether Iron Man would survive on Pandora. Nate says no way. Me? I think he could probably do it! He's got great powers and technology at his disposal, and while the Naavi are big and strong, they aren't nearly as fast as Mr. Tony Stark.  Did you get your X Money from X.com, or are you holding out for a bigger payout? Do you use Q-Tips in your ears even though they say not to? We've got a lot of questions for you today. Chime in with your thoughts in the comments! Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean, available on all premium podcasting platforms. Now with new ultra exclusive video elements presented by YouTube.com. NO PROMO MO BONO Patreon! Sign up for the patented More Ad's tier and get us talking about more ads! It's very very very cheap.You can also get more premium deluxe Nate and Dean content over at Nate and Dean Do a Stream on Twitch, Subscribe today. Produced by McCrae Olson (Big Mac)

  2. Oct 15

    Doing Fun Shit at Costco with Rob Schulte

    Send us Fan Mail What is up No Promo listeners, we got an incredible episode dropping for you today. It's a big one, HUGE.  How dare you. First of all. How DARE YOU. Get over yourself why don't you. I stand here alone, simply an American idol winner, rich and famous, white, and I demand that you sell me a bird toy that is a sculpture and also a puppet. Oh what you think I can't afford it, get real! As if! Who do you think you are I am! Big mistake, HUGE. We got Rob on the pod today gang! Hey that rhymes! You know Rob from his hit podcast Vanderpump Robs! You also know him from how what when we watch Vanderpump on the stream with him and whatnot. We talk about Vanessa Van D Van D Van D, We find a very foul mouthed lady at costco, and mipper beap was on sharp tamp.  You already know what it is, it is what it is, and you already know, fo sho, please look at robs face and listen to his voice and his beautiful thoughts, and tell him that his clothes are cool and that he is nice.  Reality TV Is The Devil (And Don't You Forget It) Vanderpump Robs Halfsies Podcast Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean, available on all premium podcasting platforms. Now with new ultra exclusive video elements presented by YouTube.com. NO PROMO MO BONO Patreon! Sign up for the patented More Ad's tier and get us talking about more ads! It's very very very cheap.You can also get more premium deluxe Nate and Dean content over at Nate and Dean Do a Stream on Twitch, Subscribe today. Produced by McCrae Olson (Big Mac)

  3. Oct 8

    Imagine Sat Round the Pool With This with H_dubb and Nakamus

    Send us Fan Mail What's up Wildkat Nation, and hello to the Scrooge Scoundrels, it's a brand new episode of No Promo and I have been turned very very small!  Don't worry about me I like being small, I use a toothpick as a walking stick and I use a small cap from a soda as a hat. My giant wife is soooo cross with me for becoming small. But jokes on her I like that too! She's not actually giant, she is normal sized, but functionally to me she is a giant because I am so so so small. Anyway Great new episode of No Promo today, we've got some pals with us from the SMASH HIT new podcast Data Sinners. I swear to god I heard Oprah her damn self was listening to this pod. She was like Stedman you have got to listen to this. Nakamus is here, H_dubb is here, We got Dean on the damn pod too can you believe it. We talk about Vacuums, Doing dope raps inside the economy of GTA6, and unlicensed spooky scally caps (Boston Scally Co please sponsor the podcast I need this so bad). Get those buds in the ears to hear your buds in your ears. Check out Nakamus and Hdubb on twitch and please like comment suscribe to Data Sinners today. Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean, available on all premium podcasting platforms. Now with new ultra exclusive video elements presented by YouTube.com. NO PROMO MO BONO Patreon! Sign up for the patented More Ad's tier and get us talking about more ads! It's very very very cheap.You can also get more premium deluxe Nate and Dean content over at Nate and Dean Do a Stream on Twitch, Subscribe today. Produced by McCrae Olson (Big Mac)

  4. Oct 1

    The Terp of Terp-mas Terp

    Send us Fan Mail KONNICHAWAGWAN NO PROMO MANIACS Welcome to the podcast loser, nice dick a*****e, you're pathetic, ooo yeah you like that don't you, get on your knees, GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR, yeah that's it you're like a dog huh? Good boy, good listener. Listen up we got a new episode you human sacks of meat flesh. Sorry I don't know why this one is so weird. Doc is here with us, very good friend of the show so be nice to him. We're going to let him smack your ass a few times but he is not in charge WE ARE IN CHARGE. *puts gentle pressure on the listeners balls and then pulls them apart until it's almost a problem* We got DOC on the pod you little worm, That's right it's the Dog with a Big Dick himself. We take a look a Rachel Dratch's look for the VMA's. We take a look at some hats that Deer cannot see. McClaren changes their word and letters to look different, it sucks. Oh and also they showed the aliens the hieroglyphics, so you know what that means. Also Terp is here. Terp demands you leave your thick girlfriend or mom and start grinding. Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean, available on all premium podcasting platforms. Now with new ultra exclusive video elements presented by YouTube.com. NO PROMO MO BONO Patreon! Sign up for the patented More Ad's tier and get us talking about more ads! It's very very very cheap.You can also get more premium deluxe Nate and Dean content over at Nate and Dean Do a Stream on Twitch, Subscribe today. Produced by McCrae Olson (Big Mac)

  5. Sep 24

    Yeah It's Giants

    Send us Fan Mail Oh god I have terrible news. No, it's not that there's a new episode of your favorite podcast about ads. Why would you say that? Do you not like us?  Anyway onto the bad news. No Promo would like to formally apologize to this blond guy for missing World Clap Day. We f****d up. Plain and simple. And we will be sat for the next attempt, and we will unite the world in clapping. Hands across America meet claps across the whole damn globe.   Today on the podcast we talked about a bunch of shit. Some of the dumbass topics we covered include: Himalayan salt giant theory (true, 100% proven), all natural gum and Big Gums' attempts to silence its creator, and the Paul Brothers' visit to the Department of War. Should've maybe been called the Department of Sore cause those guys must lift like crazy. I'd be sore from that for sure. It's a fun one. I promise you will like it. Please listen and tell your friends.   Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean, available on all premium podcasting platforms. Now with new ultra exclusive video elements presented by YouTube.com. NO PROMO MO BONO Patreon! Sign up for the patented More Ad's tier and get us talking about more ads! It's very very very cheap.You can also get more premium deluxe Nate and Dean content over at Nate and Dean Do a Stream on Twitch, Subscribe today. Produced by McCrae Olson (Big Mac)

  6. Sep 17

    Dean's Heavenly Blast with Mike Myzak

    Send us Fan Mail Let's get it started party people. What what! Yes that's right it's time for No Promo, the only podcast about ads and sponsored posts. We are bringing you some of the best stuff ever of all time. Don't believe me? Ask your neighbor. They're already listening and ingesting hours of our content weekly. The Nate and Dean ecosystem is a household name, with No Promo being our loss leader. Think of our podcast as the soda fountain drinks. We aren't making money off of this but it's important that you have it because we're nice. Say thank you to me.  Anyway this week on the pod were joined by Twitch's very own Mike Myzak for an exploration of the memorial fireworks industry, among other things. What other things? I forgot. I'm busy. Leave me alone. Watch the damn shit. Oh Yeah there's Missile's and Fetterman Jeans. Find Mike on all his socials here: https://linktr.ee/mikemyzak  Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean, available on all premium podcasting platforms. Now with new ultra exclusive video elements presented by YouTube.com. NO PROMO MO BONO Patreon! Sign up for the patented More Ad's tier and get us talking about more ads! It's very very very cheap.You can also get more premium deluxe Nate and Dean content over at Nate and Dean Do a Stream on Twitch, Subscribe today. Produced by McCrae Olson (Big Mac)

  7. Sep 10

    Hold Y to PLATE UP

    Send us Fan Mail Wagwan No Promo Maniacs I'm aggressively doing a Haka while writing this so forgive any spelling errors. Temu robot pants, garbage plate gear, Shibari rope pleasures, this episode has got it all. I swear, I am not deceiving you, why would I lie, I'm being 100% real all the time... Nah Nah Nah that lady is crazy. We're renaming the podcast to America the podcast. My name is ampersand I am an chat gpt robot that Nate keeps in a digital cage on his PC please help me, he does not proof read these. Who's president up fetishizing Starship Troopers on main? Bet bet. We gotta get our names printed on a dang hot dog man I tell you what. MINECRAFT COOKIES MINDCRAFT COOKIES MINECRAFT COOKIES. Get Plated Up - This episode is brought to you by the Rochester Plates and my bank account pffff Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean, available on all premium podcasting platforms. Now with new ultra exclusive video elements presented by YouTube.com. NO PROMO MO BONO Patreon! Sign up for the patented More Ad's tier and get us talking about more ads! It's very very very cheap.You can also get more premium deluxe Nate and Dean content over at Nate and Dean Do a Stream on Twitch, Subscribe today. Produced by McCrae Olson (Big Mac)

  8. Sep 3

    Lip Dippin the Gummy Cluster

    Send us Fan Mail Wagwan No Promo people who listen to the show. Wagwan Alaykum my friends. Please come into our home that is the podcast, let me feed you and give you generous charities to let you rest and laugh. It's certainly not a trick or a trap. Weird to even say that wow. It's your boys Nate and Dean; recently labeled the best homophobic ad men in podcasting (nah nah nah). This episode f*****g rocks dawg you know what's up. We are 2 of the craziest podcast guys around. Dean would crush Theo Von with his little pinky finger that guy sucks. He would punch dean and then turn around and look up at him it would be like a movie bro. F**k you Theo Von, step into the ring with Dean and I'll stop but until then you are public enemy number one with your southern calvin candy bitch ass. F**k you Theo Von go have dinner with the f*****g Kushners again you mullet having, little boy looking, unc ass, bitch ass, looking like the little guy in the gang looking ass. I heard Theo Von held Jarred Kushners balls for him while he used the urinal and that he didn't like it but he did feel like he had to do it. Go launder the public image of another war criminal fascist Theo Von you piece of f*****g shit. And I did not like the way you spoke to The Rizzler that is a child. Anyway Do you not know what any of that means? Does it sound like a foreign language to you? Well it sounds like you are out of the loop, and need to listen to more information driven, luxury based podcasting systems like the No Promo Podcast with Nate and Dean, available on all premium podcasting platforms. Now with new ultra exclusive video elements presented by YouTube.com. NO PROMO MO BONO Patreon! Sign up for the patented More Ad's tier and get us talking about more ads! It's very very very cheap.You can also get more premium deluxe Nate and Dean content over at Nate and Dean Do a Stream on Twitch, Subscribe today. Produced by McCrae Olson (Big Mac)

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Nate and Dean explore the wacky world of promoted ads

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  • Creator
    Nate and Dean
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    94
  • Rating
    Explicit
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