Broadcast From the Planet of the Apes

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America's favorite Planet of the Apes rewatch show. Join the fellas every week as they discuss the beloved monkey movie franchise.

  1. 1d ago

    Soon To Be Naked Men | Planet of the Apes (1968) Live Commentary

    To celebrate the second anniversary of Broadcast, we're releasing the episode a lil early! The fellas did a commentary track for the original movie, so you can watch and pretend we're your friends. HOW TO LISTEN: As soon as the movie starts, hit play on the podcast. My copy begins with a tobacco warning message. OR just listen to it as if it were a regular episode of the show. If this doesn't work for you, please direct all complaints to garrettmightbedead@gmail.com. Hosted by Jordie, featuring Luke, with Special Guest Garrett Buss. Follow us on insta, twitter, and tiktok @apesbroadcast!

    1h 53m

  2. 6d ago

    Family Guy Clips on TikTok | The Simpsons S7 E19

    I love you Dr. Zaius! Tonight, the fellas take a departure from the usual Ape fare to watch "A Fish Called Selma," The Simpsons episode that features a musical of the Planet of the Apes. Hosted by Sam, featuring Luke with Special Guest Garrett Buss. Follow us on insta, twitter, and tiktok @apesbroadcast!

    50 min

  3. May 24

    Guns Give You Power | A Family on the Planet of the Apes (2026)

    Lights...Camera....APES???? Our very own Garrett Michael Buss has written a screenplay featuring a lovable cast of familial apes starring your favorite podcast hosts. Hosted by Jordie, Josh, and Sam, featuring Luke, with special guest Garrett Michael Buss. Follow us on insta, twitter, and tiktok @apesbroadcast!

    1h 2m

  4. May 12 ·  Bonus

    EMERGENCY Broadcast | New Planet of the Apes Movie Announced

    Breaking news from the simian sphere! A new Planet of the Apes movie is in development, and our boys are here to give you the deets! Hosted by Jordie and Josh, Featuring Luke, with Special Guest Garrett Buss. Follow us on Insta, TikTok, and Twitter @ApesBroadcast

    39 min

  5. 09/10/2024 ·  Bonus

    That Denzel | The Book Of Eli (2010)

    The REAL conclusion of the Planet of The Apes saga. Hosted by Jordie, Josh, and Sam, Featuring Luke, with Special Guest Garrett Buss Follow us on Tiktok, Insta, and Twitter @ApesBroadcast

    1h 1m

  6. 08/31/2024

    The O-Rank-Otan | Every Planet of the Apes Movie Ranked

    After much speculation and hype, the official Broadcast ranking of every Planet of the Apes movie is here. Hosted by Jordie, Josh, and Sam, Featuring Luke, with Special Guest 467-28-2344. Follow us on Twitter, Insta, and TikTok @ApesBroadcast

    1h 36m

  7. 08/25/2024

    This Movie Is Better Than Star Wars | Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes (2024)

    Well, this is it. The last apes movie. For now!!!!! Hosted by Jordie & Josh, with Luke, Featuring Special Guest Garrett Buss. Follow us on Insta, TikTok, and Twitter @ApesBroadcast

    1h 56m

  8. 08/17/2024

    We Do Seem Uneducated | War For The Planet Of The Apes (2017)

    War. War never changes. When atomic fire consumed the earth, those who survived did so in great, underground vaults. When they opened, their inhabitants set out across ruins of the old world to build new societies, establish new villages, form new tribes. As decades passed, what had been the American southwest united beneath the flag of the New California Republic, dedicated to old-world values of democracy and the rule of law. As the Republic grew, so did its needs. Scouts spread east, seeking territory and wealth, in the dry and merciless expanse of the Mojave desert. They returned with tales of a city untouched by the warheads that had scorched the rest of the world, and a great wall spanning the Colorado River. The NCR mobilized its army and set it east to occupy the Hoover Dam, and restore it to working condition. But across the Colorado, another society had arisen under a different flag. A vast army of slaves, forged in the conquest of 86 tribes: Caesar's Legion. Four years have passed since the Republic held the Dam - just barely - against the Legion's onslaught. The Legion did not retreat. Across the river, they gathered strength. Campfires burned, training drums beat. Through it all, the New Vegas Strip has stayed open for business under the control of its mysterious overseer, Mr. House, and his army of rehabilitated Tribals and police robots. You are a courier, hired by the Mojave Express, to deliver a package to the New Vegas Strip. What seemed like a simple delivery job has taken a turn…for the worse. Hosted by Jordie, Featuring Luke with Special Guest Garrett Buss Follow us on Insta, Twitter, and TikTok @ApesBroadcast

    2h 17m
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