Kill All Film Majors

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Two shameful film grads tackle new releases, old favorites, and anything they run across from boxes of filthy DVDs. In 2023, Duncan and John graduated from the cheapest film school in the country. Now they toil in the PNW with nothing to do but critique and complain about movies that far more successful people have made. For more concise and frequent movie opinions, check out: Duncan: https://letterboxd.com/cptsilverlining/ John: https://letterboxd.com/batchmoves/ You can also find Duncan at https://www.twitch.tv/cptnsilverlinings and find John at the homeless shelter.

  1. Rest In Peace Falafel (Batman Begins / Prince Of Persia)

    01/12/2025

    Rest In Peace Falafel (Batman Begins / Prince Of Persia)

    On this episode of Goodwill Grab Bag, Duncan is complacent with mid 2000's mid action, like some kind of cop with a family. Meanwhile, John hates everyone but the greaseball cop threatening the first guy's family. Also, Jake Gyllenhaal shows up to offer another terrible video game movie to our altar.

    1h 8m
  2. KAFM 2024 Christmas Special

    12/25/2024

    KAFM 2024 Christmas Special

    On the first KAFM Christmas special we tap into the exhausted working class Christmas we all remember from our childhoods, coupled with all the World War II residual intrigue and crack smoking that comes with any good KAFM episode. So listen kids, Dad had to work late on Christmas Eve and he’s a little tired. Let him sleep awhile before we get to opening presents. Actually we should probably wait until your cousins arrive so you can open everything together. They drove a long way to be here today, you can wait a few hours. Merry Christmas.

    1h 14m
  3. But at what Costner? (Megalopolis / Horizon: An American Saga)

    12/21/2024

    But at what Costner? (Megalopolis / Horizon: An American Saga)

    Closing out the year with two of the highest profile misfires of 2024, Coppola and Costner return to the big screen to burn a collective 220 million dollars, and we couldn’t be happier for half of it. There’s something beautiful about a man with nothing to lose except for all of his money. We’ve got a million questions and almost no answers but one thing is for certain: Kevin Costner is never getting his wife back. I hope those Horizon sequels keep him warm at night.

    1h 43m
  4. Little Joe Maybe (A Perfect Getaway / The Italian Job)

    12/07/2024

    Little Joe Maybe (A Perfect Getaway / The Italian Job)

    Goodwill Grab Bag time! Millia Jovovofich returns from the box, teaming with Steve Zahn to create a movie more boring than Rescue Dawn ever was. Mark Whalberg also returns, bringing Jason Statham and some other dorks to stage a heist your Dad can nap through and still enjoy.

    1h 2m
  5. They’re Both Pretty Good (Alien Romulus / Monkey Man)

    11/23/2024

    They’re Both Pretty Good (Alien Romulus / Monkey Man)

    Perhaps a first for our Double Feature series- but the movies this week are both good. If you’re Duncan, you might even say they’re both GREAT. If you’re John, I’m so sorry for you.

    1h 25m
  6. GI Sleepy Joe (Independence Day / Days of Thunder)

    11/09/2024

    GI Sleepy Joe (Independence Day / Days of Thunder)

    Roland Emmerich is so good at pretending to make movies he almost tricked everybody with this one. Meanwhile, Cole Trickle is in a pickle and the only one who can save him is the AMC ad woman. John was wrong, Tony Scott is Ridley Scott's brother and yep he killed himself. But before doing that he made a dope movie where Tom Cruise goes in a circle wearing a goofy name.

    1h 12m
  7. KAFM 2024 Halloween Special

    10/31/2024

    KAFM 2024 Halloween Special

    Our first Halloween special makes for our first hastily thrown together holiday tradition: Trick Or Treat. We picked one detested horror flick for the trick and one celebrated horror film for the treat- then we watched them in the reverse order ruining our whole gimmick. I guess we’re calling it Treat And Trick.

    1h 16m
  8. Throw the Snail in the Nugget Machine (Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget / The Crow)

    10/26/2024

    Throw the Snail in the Nugget Machine (Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget / The Crow)

    Back again with the first Double Feature Sequel Edition! What a shame it had to start here. Bill Skarsgard continues his all-timer run of starring in crap. Is there a single talented Skars-child? We gotta stop watching things made for literal babies.

    1h 37m
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Two shameful film grads tackle new releases, old favorites, and anything they run across from boxes of filthy DVDs. In 2023, Duncan and John graduated from the cheapest film school in the country. Now they toil in the PNW with nothing to do but critique and complain about movies that far more successful people have made. For more concise and frequent movie opinions, check out: Duncan: https://letterboxd.com/cptsilverlining/ John: https://letterboxd.com/batchmoves/ You can also find Duncan at https://www.twitch.tv/cptnsilverlinings and find John at the homeless shelter.

Information

  • Creator
    KAFM Productions
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    26
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © ITS MIIIIIIIINE
  • Show Website
    Kill All Film Majors