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Discussing popular romance and smutty literature, especially those of the dark or taboo verity. We will talk about what works, what doesn't, what we like and what we hated. Join us for our monthly book club reads, and hot topics. Find us on Discord https://discord.gg/CYk65uYq6e

  1. Jun 24

    Bitterburn by Sierra Simone | Book Review & Discussion

    In this season finale episode, we review Sierra Simone's dark romance novel Bitterburn, book three of the Lyonesse trilogy. If you love spicy retellings, found family suspense, or morally gray anti-hero romance stories, this book club discussion is for you 📚 BOOK DETAILS: Title: Bitterburn (Lyonesse Trilogy, Book 3) Author: Sierra Simone Genre: Dark Romance / Erotica / Contemporary Arthurian Retelling Spice Level: 🌶️🌶️🌶️ Our Rating: 2.73/5 Stars Available: YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts & all major podcast platforms 🎧 WHAT WE COVER: ✅ Our honest reactions to the Lyonesse trilogy finale ✅ Mark, Tristan & Isolde's character arcs (and where they fell apart) ✅ The Scales reveal and the Ys's plot hole ✅ That controversial "we've done this before" ending ✅ Our biggest plot holes, corrections, and what we'd change ✅ Individual ratings, book stats, and reader reviews ✅ Whether you should actually read this trilogy 🔥 ROMANCE TROPES IN THIS BOOK: Forced proximity Age gap Anti-hero romance Found family Secret organization/society Arthurian retelling Multiple POV Dub-con elements Power imbalance BDSM dynamics Slow burn reveal Tragic source material reimagined 💬 OUR HONEST THOUGHTS: We went into Bitterburn excited for the conclusion to the Lyonesse trilogy, but came away divided — the spice and the Scales twist landed well, while Mark's characterization and the happily-ever-after ending undercut the tragedy the source material promised. We all agreed the book needed higher stakes (someone should have died!) and that Isolde remained the weakest-written character across all three books. 📖 MENTIONED BOOKS & AUTHORS: A Lesson in Thorns by Sierra Simone Salt Kiss by Sierra Simone Honeycutt by Sierra Simone The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown Tusk Love A Bride of Brutal Hearts

    Bitterburn by Sierra Simone | Book Review & Discussion
  2. May 24

    The Daedalus Engine by Ash Greer | This Man Published His Fantasy & We Have Notes

    The Daedalus Engine by Ash Greer | Book Review & Discussion In this chaotic, unfiltered episode, we review Ash Greer's self-published sci-fi erotica novel The Daedalus Engine. If you love science fiction, survival romance, or gloriously bad book club discussions, this book club discussion is for you! 📚 BOOK DETAILS: Title: The Daedalus Engine Author: Ash Greer Genre: Sci-Fi Erotica Spice Level: 🌶️🌶️🌶️ Our Rating: 0/5 - 1.5/5 Stars Available: Previously on Kindle Unlimited — currently unavailable 🎧 WHAT WE COVER: ✅ Full spoiler review of The Daedalus Engine ✅ Male gaze vs. female gaze in erotica — and how to spot the difference ✅ Why the Daedalus Engine itself is the biggest plot hole in the book ✅ Craft critique: world-building, pacing, and underdeveloped characters ✅ What this book could have been (and our honest advice for the author) ✅ June Book announcement: Bitter Burn by Sierra Simone ⚡ TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Technical Difficulties & Take Two Intro 3:43 - How We Found This Book & Reddit Origins 6:07 - Plot Summary: Crash, Survive, Sex, Repeat 16:30 - Meet the Characters: Victus, Sarah, Evan & Vayne 19:10 - Male Gaze vs. Female Gaze Breakdown 27:00 - Plot Holes & World-Building Failures 35:48 - The Group Dynamic & Where Things Go 42:25 - Ratings & Honest Feedback for the Author 54:55 - New Shows Announced & Season 3 Preview 58:00 - June Book Announcement: Bitter Burn by Sierra Simone 🔥 ROMANCE TROPES IN THIS BOOK: Alien/new world setting Forced proximity Dom/sub dynamics Size difference Reverse harem/polyamorous group Impregnation Enemies to allies to lovers 💬 OUR HONEST THOUGHTS: The Daedalus Engine had the bones of an interesting sci-fi concept buried under underdeveloped characters, rushed pacing, and smut scenes that read more like a script than a novel. The hosts gave credit where it was due — it's a first book, it was finished, and the author had the guts to put it out there — but agreed that spell check, character outlines, and a clearer narrative focus would go a long way. If Ash Greer is out there listening, the door is open and the feedback is genuine. 📖 MENTIONED BOOKS & AUTHORS: Salt Kiss by Sierra Simone Bitter Burn by Sierra Simone Not Enough (previously reviewed) The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty The Story of O Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlein The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien Tusk Love (Critical Role) Butcher and Blackbird

    The Daedalus Engine by Ash Greer | This Man Published His Fantasy & We Have Notes
  3. Apr 24

    Dark Obsessions by Lexi C. Foss | Monster Romance Book Review & Dark Romance Book Club Discussion

    In this chaotic episode of Pretty Little Death, we review Lexi C. Foss's dark monster romance novel Dark Obsessions (Monsters of Darkness Series). If you love monster romance, dark fantasy, paranormal romance, or spicy book reviews, this book club discussion is for you! Pretty Little Death is a dark romance and paranormal romance book club podcast where we read so you don't have to. 📚 BOOK DETAILS: Title: Dark Obsessions (Monsters of Darkness) Author: Lexi C. Foss Genre: Dark Monster Romance / Paranormal Romance Spice Level: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Our Rating: 1/5 Stars Available: Kindle Unlimited (KU) 🎧 WHAT WE COVER: ✅ Whether the Strigoi lore actually delivers on its promise ✅ The wildly questionable consent arc and safe word reveal ✅ Why the trials are basically participation trophies ✅ A thousand-year-old virgin king and why that's a problem ✅ The infamous dinner scene and the tail situation ✅ Plot holes, mind reading before the blood bridge, and a British accent in Transylvania 🔥 ROMANCE TROPES IN THIS BOOK: Fated Mates Monster Romance Dark Romance Virgin Hero Captive/Forced Proximity Tail Play Immortal x Human Dual POV First Person Safe Word / Consent Negotiation Insta-Love 💬 OUR HONEST THOUGHTS: Dark Obsessions had a genuinely promising premise — a folklore researcher stumbling into the realm of the Strigoi King — but the execution fell completely flat. The book leans heavily on explicit content at the expense of world building, character development, and any meaningful plot, and the titular "dark" elements never really materialize. Between the consent issues, the recycled tropes, and a thousand-year-old virgin king who somehow can't pick a lane on whether he wants a mate, this one earns a hard one star and a recommendation to read literally anything else. 📖 MENTIONED BOOKS & AUTHORS: Dark Obsessions by Lexi C. Foss (Monsters of Darkness Series) Brutal Prince (referenced as previous episode's read) The Bride of Brutal Hearts by Kate Stevens (current giveaway) Salt Kiss (referenced for fated mate trope comparison) Lioness Trilogy — Book 3 (June Book of the Month) The Daedalus Engine by Ash Greer (May Book of the Month) Omegaverse genre (briefly referenced) Not Enough (referenced, title not confirmed) 💀 If you made it this far, drop your most hated book trope in the comments. We read the trash so you don't have to — but if you did read this one, you already know. Like and subscribe so you never miss a Pretty Little Death episode, and join our Discord community for book of the month picks, giveaways, and all the chaos in between.

    Dark Obsessions by Lexi C. Foss | Monster Romance Book Review & Dark Romance Book Club Discussion
  4. Mar 24

    Brutal Prince by Sophie Lark | Book Review & Discussion

    In this chaotic, laugh-until-you-cry episode, we review Sophie Lark's 2022 mafia romance novel Brutal Prince. If you love enemies to lovers, arranged marriage, or forced proximity stories, this book club discussion is for you! 📚 BOOK DETAILS: Title: Brutal Prince Author: Sophie Lark Genre: Mafia Romance / Enemies to Lovers Spice Level: 🌶️ Our Rating: 1/5 Stars Available: Amazon, Kindle, Audible, Apple Books 🎧 WHAT WE COVER: ✅ Whether this actually qualifies as a mafia romance — and why all three of us think the answer is a hard no ✅ Ada and Callum's rushed enemies to lovers arc, the pacing problems, and a shower scene that had us questioning everything ✅ Major plot holes, dropped characters, and what we would have done differently to make this story actually work 🔥 ROMANCE TROPES IN THIS BOOK: Enemies to lovers Arranged marriage Forced proximity Forced marriage Mafia families Class difference Obsessive ex 💬 OUR HONEST THOUGHTS: Brutal Prince had all the ingredients for a compelling mafia romance — rival Irish and Italian families, a forced marriage between two people who despise each other, and an enemies to lovers slow burn that should have had us hooked. Instead, the mafia elements feel like window dressing on what is essentially a poorly paced love story, Ada's entire personality is sass with nothing underneath it, and Callum reads like a teenage boy's fantasy rather than a seasoned playboy. The hosts collectively gave it a 0.83 average rating, and the only reason it scraped above zero is because Nigel was in a good mood. 📖 MENTIONED BOOKS & AUTHORS: Bride of Brutal Hearts — Sophie Lark Salt Kiss Series — Sophie Lark Most Forgettable Girl Not Enough Sugar Rush

    Brutal Prince by Sophie Lark | Book Review & Discussion
  5. Feb 24

    We Didn't Expect to Love This 😭📖 | The Doctor by E.L. Todd | Feb Book of the Month + Post-Show

    The Doctor by E.L. Todd | Book Review & Discussion In this special extended episode, we review E.L. Todd's forbidden romance novel The Doctor, the first book in her four-book series — and we've included our full Post-Show as a bonus for our listeners! If you love slow burn romance, forbidden romance books, or grumpy sunshine stories with unexpected depth, this book club discussion is for you! 📚 BOOK DETAILS: Title: The Doctor Author: E.L. Todd Genre: Forbidden Romance, Contemporary Romance Spice Level: 🌶️🌶️ Our Rating: 3.5/5 - 4/5 Stars Available: Kindle, Audible, Kindle Unlimited (Books 2-4) 🎧 WHAT WE COVER: ✅ Full spoiler book review of The Doctor ✅ Forbidden romance tropes: brother's ex-wife, slow burn, grumpy sunshine ✅ Why flat characters can still be completely compelling ✅ The toxic love interest red flags Pepper keeps ignoring ✅ Audiobook narrator discussion (valley girl vocal fry warning) ✅ The biggest plot hole nobody talks about ✅ Romance vs Smut vs Erotica classification ✅ March Book of the Month announcement: Brutal Prince by Sophie Lark 🔥 ROMANCE TROPES IN THIS BOOK: Brother's ex-wife forbidden romance Slow burn romance Grumpy sunshine dynamic Friends to lovers (adjacent) Military hero romance No strings attached gone wrong Divorce recovery & self discovery 💬 OUR HONEST THOUGHTS: We discuss why this unexpected Stuff Your Kindle Day find became one of our best reads of 2026, why flat characters can still carry a series, and how a knockoff Fifty Shades cover almost stopped us from reading one of our new favorite series. This episode is longer than usual as we have included the full Post-Show as a bonus! 📖 MENTIONED BOOKS & AUTHORS: Brutal Prince by Sophie Lark Paladin's Grace by T. Kingfisher A Fate Inked in Blood Saved by the Caladrius by Mary E. Jung Fifty Shades of Grey Salt Kiss Series

    We Didn't Expect to Love This 😭📖 | The Doctor by E.L. Todd | Feb Book of the Month + Post-Show

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Discussing popular romance and smutty literature, especially those of the dark or taboo verity. We will talk about what works, what doesn't, what we like and what we hated. Join us for our monthly book club reads, and hot topics. Find us on Discord https://discord.gg/CYk65uYq6e

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