Emergency Evacuate Now!

Kyle Stephens
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Welcome to Emergency Evacuate Now, where hosts Kyle and BJ bring you an eclectic mix of humor, insight, and thought-provoking discussions. Broadcasting from Down Under, these two Aussies offer a unique perspective on American politics, dive deep into classic movies, and sip wine while sharing laughs and witty banter. From alien conspiracies to hilarious jokes, no topic is off-limits. Whether you're a film fanatic, a political junkie, or just looking for a good time, this podcast is your go-to for an unforgettable auditory escape. Tune in, unwind, and get ready to evacuate your everyday routine

Episodes

  1. 02/07/2025

    Season 2, Episode 1 – "Tariffs, Tumbles, and Terrible Films"

    We’re back for Season 2! In this episode, BJ explains what a tariff actually is (thrilling, we know), Mikayla takes a dramatic tumble off her bike and fills us in on her latest spicy read, and we all decide to watch the Mad Max series—only to collectively despise the third film. Chaos, opinions, and questionable decisions await!

    59 min

  2. 10/18/2024

    Debate Drama, Die-Hard Fans, and Australia's Social Media Ban

    In this (super delayed—sorry!) episode of Emergency Evacuate Now, we’re diving into some heated and hilarious discussions! We kick things off with a recap of the presidential debate between Trump and Kamala—who won, and what’s the next move for both candidates? 🗳️🔥 We also share our unexpected encounter with Oliver, a die-hard Trump fan. Let’s just say, it was an experience we won’t forget anytime soon! 🇺🇸😅 Mikayla updates us on the latest book she’s reading, and Kyle opens up about his childhood, sharing a story about being bullied that leads us into a discussion about the Australian government’s new plan to ban social media for kids under 16. Is it a good idea, or a step too far? 🇦🇺📵 Join us for debates, deep dives, and the usual chaos in this week’s episode! 🎙️

    56 min

  3. 08/27/2024

    Dark Romance, Alien Theories, and Giraffe Debuts: A Wild Literary Ride

    In this episode of Emergency Evacuate Now, we’re mixing it up with some fascinating topics! Mikayla kicks things off by sharing about the dark romance book she's been reading—let's just say, things get intense! 📚💀 Next, we dive into the world of Shakespeare, comparing the bard's iconic language to how we speak today. Is "thou" still in vogue? We’ve got the answers! 🎭🗣️ The conversation takes a turn as we explore the latest trends in body alterations, discussing everything from cosmetic changes to the more extreme, and we might just throw in some alien theories for good measure—because why not? 👽🤔 And to top it all off, we end with the latest scene from Turtle Recall, introducing a brand new character: a giraffe with a political attitude. You won’t want to miss it! 🐢🦒 Tune in for all this and more—our episodes are getting wilder by the minute! 🎙️

    50 min

  4. 08/15/2024

    Trump Predictions, Olympic Mishaps, and Our New Film: Turtle Recall!

    In this jam-packed episode of Emergency Evacuate Now, Kyle and BJ tackle some big topics with their usual mix of humor and sharp insights. First up, BJ gives his take on Trump’s chances of winning the next election—let’s just say, opinions were flying! Then, the duo hilariously stumbles through the correct way to pronounce Kamala Harris’s name (is it KAH-mah-lah or kah-MAH-lah?). Next, they dive into the Aussie athletes’ highs and lows at the Olympics, including the scandal involving a hockey player caught trying to buy cocaine and the surprising flop of breakdancing. To wrap things up, they introduce a brand new segment: Turtle Recall. Here, Kyle and BJ attempt to write a scene for their upcoming feature film on the spot. Spoiler: It’s as chaotic and entertaining as you’d expect! Tune in for laughs, debates, and a sneak peek at the next big movie—this episode has it all! 🎙️🎥🇦🇺

    40 min

  5. 08/09/2024

    14 Listeners Strong: Movies, Meat Bans, and Trump’s Ear Survives!

    We’ve officially smashed our goal of 5 listeners, now at a solid 14! In this episode of Emergency Evacuate Now, Kyle and BJ explore everything from classic movies to the latest in political absurdities. They kick off by revisiting The Negotiatorand Terminator Salvation, breaking down what still makes these films stand out. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they marvel at how Donald Trump’s ear has survived all the turmoil. Our fact-checker Mikayla then shares a hilarious anecdote about how she “totally doesn’t” correct customers when they mess up their food orders at her restaurant job. And, just when you think things couldn’t get crazier, they discuss Kamala Harris’s plan to ban meat for climate change. Is America ready for a meatless future? Tune in for laughs, sharp takes, and the fun of watching our listener count grow—14 and counting! 🎥🍔🎙️

    41 min
  6. Movies, Politics, and Aliens, Oh My!

    07/28/2024

    Movies, Politics, and Aliens, Oh My!

    Join hosts Kyle and BJ as they dive into a whirlwind of topics in this exciting episode of Emergency Evacuate Now! From timeless movie classics to a humorous take on American politics through the eyes of two Aussies, this episode has it all. Enjoy a glass of wine as you laugh along with their jokes, ponder over alien conspiracies, and get a behind-the-scenes look at how they came up with the podcast's unique name. Whether you're a movie buff, a political enthusiast, or just in need of a good laugh, this episode is sure to entertain and intrigue. Tune in and get ready to evacuate your boredom!

    44 min
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About

Welcome to Emergency Evacuate Now, where hosts Kyle and BJ bring you an eclectic mix of humor, insight, and thought-provoking discussions. Broadcasting from Down Under, these two Aussies offer a unique perspective on American politics, dive deep into classic movies, and sip wine while sharing laughs and witty banter. From alien conspiracies to hilarious jokes, no topic is off-limits. Whether you're a film fanatic, a political junkie, or just looking for a good time, this podcast is your go-to for an unforgettable auditory escape. Tune in, unwind, and get ready to evacuate your everyday routine

Information

  • Creator
    Kyle Stephens
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    6
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Kyle Stephens
  • Show Website
    Emergency Evacuate Now!