Weird Meditation

Weird Meditation
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It's relaxation with a twist. Made for those of us who need something to help quieten our minds ready for sleep, but who find modern meditative ‘visualisations’ a bit cheesy. Ours are a lot sillier (and frequently not suitable for children). A joint offering from Artlandish & Dark Unicorn Productions. Follow as on Instagram @weirdmeditation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Winter Wander Land

    Jan 12

    Winter Wander Land

    Read by Sian Hutchinson [After our Christmas hiatus, we're back with our final episode of series 4] There's a nip in the air (don't be filthy), so why not embrace the cold and take a magical, snow-filled trip? Written by Katy Matthews Music by Alex Wit from Pixabay Sound Effects WindWhistleReverb by ciaranm758 -- License: Creative Commons 0 Owl Hooting by WanderingLeprechaun -- License: Creative Commons 0 skiing and snowboarding by Selector -- License: Creative Commons 0 Sledding on snow by Semen Surin from Pixabay Husky sound by freesound_community (antisocialhermitcrabfrom) from Pixabay snow footsteps (outside recording) by Nimlos -- License: Creative Commons 0 Magical whoosh by Bryan Jesus De Los Santos Breton from Pixabay Fireplace (light) by Makape -- License: Creative Commons 0 Grandfather clock by freesound_community (Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli) from Pixabay An Artlandish production Follow us on Instagram for updates Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    22 min
  2. Magic Carpet Ride

    12/08/2025

    Magic Carpet Ride

    Read by Joshua Crisp Have you ever wanted to ride on a flying carpet? No? Well then this probably isn't for you. Written by Katy Matthews Music by Yurii Kohut from Pixabay Sound Effects Letter Opening1 | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay Tea Pouring | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay Fox Mating Call | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay 044200_Song Sparrow song cottage 7am a 180724.mp3 | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay An Artlandish production. Follow us on Instagram @weirdmeditation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min
  3. Scavenger Hunt

    11/25/2025

    Scavenger Hunt

    Read by Amelia Armande (with Joshua Crisp) This podcast episode is brought to you by OmniSearch*, purveyor of search-based games suitable for the whole family. *OmniSearch are legally obliged to inform you that it has been precisely 17 days since their last 'incident'. Written by Katy Matthews Music by Viacheslav Starostin from Pixabay Sound Effects: Popping bubble wrap by justiiiiin Nighttime Birdsong by freesound_community from Pixabay Keyboard typing by DRAGON-STUDIO from Pixabay Notification Beep by Universfield from Pixabay Notification good & Opening door by Jurij from Pixabay Shop door bell / footsteps on dry grass / walking on leaves / Xylo chromatic by freesound_community from Pixabay An Artlandish production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    26 min
  4. Secret Garden

    11/10/2025

    Secret Garden

    Read by Sophia Behn Your own private getaway. No, not that one. A soothing sanctuary that won't get you put on any more 'lists'. Written by Katy Matthews Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram Jingle by Helena MacCormack Music by Piotr Witowski & Vladimir Visic Sound Effects: Crowd murmur by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / jackhammer by Tomlija -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Creaking door by Luna / birdsong by Paweł Spychała / Parrot whistle by TheKingOfGeeks360 -- License: Creative Commons 0 / holy ahhhs & cog sound by freesound_community / Magic spell by free sound creator / Magic sound by Universfield / Umbrella Opening by Sheyvan -- License: Creative Commons 0 / vinyl record needle by joedeshon -- License: Attribution 4.0 / steam by visions68 -- License: Attribution 3.0 Contains some strong language. An Artlandish production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    26 min
  5. Halloween Special

    10/27/2025

    Halloween Special

    Read by Selena Mersey (with special guest star, Meg*). Can spooky ever be relaxing? You're about to find out. Mwah ha ha etc. Written by Katy Matthews  Jingle by Helena McCormack / Background music: Gregor Quendel from Pixabay / Dominique LACAUD from Pixabay / catch22music from Pixabay Sound Effects: Wolf howl by FreeSoundsxx / Spooky wizard laugh by RichardMultimedia / Jack in the box by freesound_community / Boo by Alexander Jauk / Thunder by newlocknew -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 / Creaky Door by LookIMadeAThing -- License: Creative Commons 0 / Lock - strong door by Vrymaa -- License: Creative Commons 0 / water bubbling by ultraaxvii -- License: Creative Commons 0 / footsteps by kyles -- License: Creative Commons 0 / automatic_door by ACorcuera -- License: Attribution 3.0 / Haunted Organ by Soughtaftersounds -- License: Attribution 3.0 *purrduction manager An Artlandish production Follow us on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    33 min
  6. Sound Bath

    10/13/2025

    Sound Bath

    Read by Sophia Behn It's time for a soothing bath. Because quite frankly, you could do with one. Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Sound Effects: Wind Chimes by mooncubedesign -- License: Creative Commons 0 Wind Chimes Single by Anthousai -- License: Creative Commons 0 Parrot by dedakoo -- License: Creative Commons 0 Ocean waves by emmanuel.faivre -- License: Creative Commons 0 Tibetan Singing Bowl by enhuber -- License: Creative Commons 0 Tibetan bowl by arnaud coutancier -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0 Medium bowl by airtaxi -- License: Creative Commons 0 Big Singing Bowl by Garuda1982 -- License: Creative Commons 0 Harp by RepDac3 -- License: Attribution 4.0 Birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0 Forest, Woods, Few birds and insects, Soft breeze, Tiny drops by fran_marenco -- License: Creative Commons 0 Ambience,Cello,Hall by mikeonfire99 -- License: Creative Commons 0 Cat Purring by Skijaramaz -- License: Creative Commons 0 Rain sound | Royalty-free Music - Pixabay An Artlandish Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    22 min
  7. The Dream Factory

    03/10/2025

    The Dream Factory

    Read by Mark Brailsford This is the last episode of the current series, but despite countless requests, we will return. I know and I'm sorry, but its not all about you. Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Background music by Piotr Witowski via Pixabay Sound Effects: Dense Cricket Soundscape by recordinghopkins -- License: Attribution 4.0 Owl Hooting by howebzar -- License: Creative Commons 0 Tempe Light Rail by freesound community on Pixabay oldelrollshutteropen by cumesoftware -- License: Attribution 3.0 Star Trek computer sound by audioorange123 -- License: Creative Commons 0 Fountain by OranTalbot -- License: Attribution 4.0  Blackbird by iainmccurdy -- License: Attribution 4.0 file0699_4_birdsong by beerbelly38 -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0 modem_dial by 0ktober -- License: Creative Commons 0 tannoying remix of 245957__kwahmah-02__tannoy-chime-05.flac by Timbre -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0  Tannoy chime 05 by kwahmah_02 -- License: Attribution 3.0 An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production Contains some strong language Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    23 min
  8. Mystic Cave

    02/16/2025

    Mystic Cave

    Read by Sophia Behn It's an extra special ep this time! By which we mean its slightly longer than the other ones. If anyone has any suggestion for sponsors so we can actually monetise this cr*p, please let us know. Written by Katy Matthews Jingle by Helena MacCormack Background music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay and Muyo5438 from Freesound Sound Effects: Water drips in the cave by tosha73 -- License: Attribution 4.0 Water Dripping (Large Echo) by editor_adp -- License: Creative Commons 0 An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production Contains some strong language Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min
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It's relaxation with a twist. Made for those of us who need something to help quieten our minds ready for sleep, but who find modern meditative ‘visualisations’ a bit cheesy. Ours are a lot sillier (and frequently not suitable for children). A joint offering from Artlandish & Dark Unicorn Productions. Follow as on Instagram @weirdmeditation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Weird Meditation
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    25
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Artlandish Productions & Dark Unicorn Productions
  • Show Website
    Weird Meditation