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This is a comedy podcast, hosted by Ethan Rangel, where family and friends guest to discuss exceptionally bad genre media.

  1. 02/19/2025

    Tell Me When You See The Gorilla

    So often, eldritch knowledge lies encoded in ancient, innocuous texts. Returning guest Matthew Rangel learns that the hard way, as we discover that EMI/Chrysalis recording artists Go West have laid the most devious of traps in the music video for their breakout 1990 hit single, "The King Of Wishful Thinking".

    51 min

  2. 01/22/2025

    The Slutty Hokey Pokey

    It's part two of The Dead Hour, and things are getting testy. Does the Darve Marthews Band make an appearance? Does Ethan confidently misidentify an Ambrose Bierce story as being by Nathaniel Hawthorne? Do the boys get cancelled no less than ten times in the space of a single episode?! Find out in this cursed evocation of the weaponized incompetence and utter contempt for their audience of Scott Coleman and Daniel Iske!

    58 min

  3. 01/08/2025

    A Bloomin' Onion Of Sadness

    Episode 5 is a particularly cursed specimen--it's season 1 of Scott Coleman and Daniel Iske's 2010 horror anthology series The Dead Hour, promoted as a spiritual successor to such classics as The Twilight Zone. Guest Ben Goza and I find that to be somewhat misleading.

    1h 12m

  4. 12/25/2024

    An Inordinate Amount Of Seminal Fluid

    Lo, a savior is born! Come celebrate his arrival in the most appropriate way there is--with part 3 of our coverage of Night Killer, a 1990 slasher movie set during Christmastime. Guest Craig Dickey and I make a joyous sound with our voices as--wait, no, that's shrieking. That's just shrieking.

    1h 33m

  5. 12/11/2024

    That's A Euthanasia Right There

    Part 2 of Night Killer! Craig's mind is starting to come unmoored! Numbers! Numbers shall be our salvation! Numbers shall restore order to reality! NUMBARRRRGGGGHHHH

    1h 34m

  6. 11/27/2024

    I Call It "Fury Jelqing"

    In episode 4, guest Craig Dickey and I brave the impossible angles and recursive geometry of 1990 giallolike Night Killer. Buckle up, kids--this one's simultaneously one of the more tame but also one of the most disturbing ones yet.

    1h 22m

  7. 10/30/2024

    Fedora Never Changes

    There exist things whose existence cannot be reconciled. There are some crimes which blemish not just their perpetrators, but our species as a whole. Do we learn from these mistakes? Or do we normalize depravity, vote it into office, and castrate ourselves in fealty to it? Um, also, lotsa laffs & yuks in today's episode!

    1h 7m

  8. 10/16/2024

    Incel Flatworms Is Your Takeaway Here

    Episode 3 is the laugh-a-minute messaround that is Harlan Ellison's A Boy and His Dog, a heartwarming post-apocalyptic tale set in 2024 which follows a young Don Johnson as he utilizes the world's only miraculously psychic dog to find and assault vulnerable women. He's the hero! Yay! Harmonica sting! This was absolutely the author's vision! My brother Matt is there too and he hates it!

    1h 22m
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This is a comedy podcast, hosted by Ethan Rangel, where family and friends guest to discuss exceptionally bad genre media.

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  • Creator
    Ethan Rangel
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Ethan Rangel
  • Show Website
    Horse Lawyers