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  1. Demolition Man - I'm a DIRTY RATMAN

    10/15/2025

    Demolition Man - I'm a DIRTY RATMAN

    Demolition Man (1993) is a sci-fi action classic starring Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes, blending futuristic dystopia with explosive thrills and sharp social satire. Set in a high-tech society where crime is nearly eliminated, a cop and a criminal from the past are unleashed into a controlled future. With its mix of intense action, humor, and imaginative world-building, Demolition Man remains a fan-favorite 90s blockbuster. #DemolitionMan #DemolitionMan1993 #SylvesterStallone #WesleySnipes #SandraBullock #SciFiAction #90sMovies #CultClassic #ActionMovies #FuturisticMovies #SciFiThriller #CyberpunkCinema #DystopianMovies #MovieReview #ActionClassic #SciFiFans #RetroMovies #Blockbuster90s #FilmDiscussion #CinephileCommunity #CultCinema #MovieBuff #StalloneFans #WesleySnipesFans #ActionCinema #ClassicSciFi #90sAction #UnderratedMovies #CinematicGem #FuturisticAction This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit ihateyourmovie.substack.com

    28 min
  2. Forgotten Gem or Repetitive Slog? Darkman

    09/25/2025

    Forgotten Gem or Repetitive Slog? Darkman

    Darkman (1990) is a dark superhero thriller directed by Sam Raimi, blending action, horror, and comic book style. The film stars Liam Neeson as a brilliant scientist whose life is torn apart, leading him to reinvent himself as a mysterious vigilante. With its gritty atmosphere, groundbreaking special effects, and a unique mix of pulp noir and comic book energy, Darkman stands out as a cult classic that paved the way for modern superhero cinema. #Darkman #Darkman1990 #SamRaimi #LiamNeeson #FrancesMcDormand #CultClassic #SuperheroMovies #DarkSuperhero #ComicBookStyle #90sMovies #ActionThriller #NeoNoir #CultCinema #VigilanteHero #MovieReview #UnderratedMovies #SuperheroFans #RetroCinema #ClassicMovies #FilmDiscussion #MovieBuff #CinephileCommunity #DarkCinema #SamRaimiFans #CinematicGem #ThrillerMovies #ActionCinema #CultMovies #FilmTalk #SuperheroFilm This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit ihateyourmovie.substack.com

    26 min
  3. Toy Story is NOT like you REMEMBER!

    09/10/2025

    Toy Story is NOT like you REMEMBER!

    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit ihateyourmovie.substack.com

    27 min
  4. Jack and Jill/Catwoman "AN ASSTROCITY"

    06/18/2025

    Jack and Jill/Catwoman "AN ASSTROCITY"

    For the 100th episode we watched the worst movies in existence. Your welcome? Patreon ► https://patreon.com/ihateyourmovie [Early episodes, Suggestions] Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/i_hate_your_movie Talk to us! Thank you to BoroGato for the logo⁠. ⁠Thank you to SzPeti42 for the intro music⁠. Check out our upcoming tabletop game, Singularity Hex: singularityhex.co.uk Jack and Jill (2011) is a slapstick comedy directed by Dennis Dugan, starring Adam Sandler in dual roles as Jack Sadelstein, a successful ad executive, and his loud, overbearing twin sister Jill. When Jill visits for Thanksgiving and overstays her welcome, Jack's life is thrown into chaos—especially when she unexpectedly catches the attention of Al Pacino, playing a fictionalized version of himself. The film was widely panned by critics for its humor and excessive product placement, and it swept the Golden Raspberry Awards, winning in every category. Despite this, it has gained a kind of infamy and remains one of Sandler’s most talked-about comedies—for better or worse. Catwoman (2004) is a standalone superhero film directed by Pitof, loosely inspired by the DC Comics character. Halle Berry stars as Patience Phillips, a timid graphic designer who is murdered after uncovering a corporate conspiracy, only to be resurrected with cat-like powers and a new persona—Catwoman. She sets out to take revenge on those who wronged her and to uncover the dark secrets behind a deadly cosmetics product. The film was criticized for its weak script, over-the-top CGI, and a storyline that strayed far from the original Selina Kyle character. Despite Berry’s star power and a bold visual style, Catwoman was a commercial and critical failure, later earning Berry a Razzie Award, which she famously accepted in person with good humor. #JackAndJill #AdamSandler #ComedyMovie #AlPacino #TwinTrouble #SlapstickComedy #ThanksgivingMovie #MovieFail #CultComedy #SandlerHumor #RazzieWinner #AwkwardLaughs #GuiltyPleasure #ComedyChaos #OverTheTopHumor #Catwoman2004 #HalleBerry #DCMovie #CatLikeReflexes #SuperheroFlop #ComicBookMovie #DarkFemme #MovieRazzie #StylizedAction #FelineFury #CatwomanCostume #AntiHeroine #CorporateConspiracy #SoBadItsGood #FemaleSuperhero This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit ihateyourmovie.substack.com

    1h 24m
  5. Sausage Party "What am I SAYING?!"

    06/11/2025

    Sausage Party "What am I SAYING?!"

    Our Blind Bag of Doom™ lived up to its name for our first pick - Sausage Party! Thank you for your support! Patreon ► https://patreon.com/ihateyourmovie [Early episodes, Suggestions] Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/i_hate_your_movie Talk to us! Thank you to BoroGato for the logo⁠. ⁠Thank you to SzPeti42 for the intro music⁠. Check out Dan's graphic novel The Last Arrival which will conclude soon: thelastarrival.com for more. Sausage Party (2016) is an animated adult comedy directed by Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon, featuring voice work from Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Jonah Hill, and Edward Norton. The film follows a group of supermarket food items who discover the horrifying truth about what happens when they’re bought by humans. Blending crude humor with existential satire, it parodies Pixar-style animations with an R-rated twist. Known for its raunchy jokes and shocking moments, it’s a wild, absurd ride that pushes the boundaries of animated storytelling. #SausageParty #SethRogen #AdultAnimation #RRatedComedy #AnimatedMovie #FoodHumor #CrudeComedy #AnimatedSatire #SupermarketChaos #TalkingFood #KristenWiig #JonahHill #EdwardNorton #RaunchyHumor #AnimationForAdults #DarkComedy #ShockHumor #NSFWMovie #ExistentialComedy #OffensiveButFunny #AnimatedParody #StonerMovie #EdgyHumor #WeirdMovies #CultAnimation #BannedInSomePlaces #FoodFight #GroceryStoreGoneWrong #NotForKids #InsaneAnimation This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit ihateyourmovie.substack.com

    38 min
  6. Bone Tomahawk "Goldilocks of Troglodytes"

    06/04/2025

    Bone Tomahawk "Goldilocks of Troglodytes"

    Episode 99 and in this penultimate episode, we revisit Rick's favourite genres. Western and Horror! Together at last! Patreon ► https://patreon.com/ihateyourmovie [Early episodes, Suggestions] Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/i_hate_your_movie Talk to us! Thank you to BoroGato for the logo⁠. ⁠Thank you to SzPeti42 for the intro music⁠. Check out Dan's graphic novel The Last Arrival which will conclude soon: thelastarrival.com for more. #BoneTomahawk #KurtRussell #WesternHorror #HorrorWestern #SCraigZahler #CultClassic #FrontierFilm #CinematicViolence #UnderratedGem #SlowBurnHorror #CannibalHorror #WesternMovie #HorrorCommunity #MovieRecommendation #FilmBuff #MovieNight #HorrorFans #IndieFilm #CreepyCinema #DisturbingMovies #BrutalMovies #MovieTalk #FilmDiscussion #SavageCinema #HorrorWesternMashup #MovieReview #PatrickWilson #MatthewFox #RichardJenkins #DarkWestern Bone Tomahawk (2015) is a gritty genre-blending film written and directed by S. Craig Zahler, combining elements of westerns and horror. The story follows a small-town sheriff, played by Kurt Russell, who leads a posse—including characters portrayed by Patrick Wilson, Matthew Fox, and Richard Jenkins—on a perilous mission to rescue captives from a tribe of brutal, cave-dwelling cannibals. Set in the American frontier, the film is notable for its slow-burn tension, sharp dialogue, and sudden bursts of shocking violence. With strong performances and an unflinching tone, Bone Tomahawk has gained a cult following for its bold fusion of classic western storytelling and visceral horror. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit ihateyourmovie.substack.com

    48 min
  7. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country "Kerplunk!"

    05/27/2025

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country "Kerplunk!"

    It's the cold war... in SPACE! What happens if Rick who hasn't seen a Star Trek movie starts at number 6? Find out now! Patreon ► https://patreon.com/ihateyourmovie [Early episodes, Suggestions] Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/i_hate_your_movie Talk to us! Thank you to BoroGato for the logo⁠. ⁠Thank you to SzPeti42 for the intro music⁠. Check out Dan's graphic novel The Last Arrival which will conclude soon: thelastarrival.com for more. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) is a political sci-fi thriller directed by Nicholas Meyer and serves as the final film featuring the entire original Star Trek cast. The story centers on the fragile peace negotiations between the United Federation of Planets and the Klingon Empire, which are threatened when the Klingon chancellor is assassinated, and Captain Kirk and Dr. McCoy are framed for the crime. William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, and Christopher Plummer (as the Shakespeare-quoting Klingon General Chang) deliver standout performances. The film is a Cold War allegory, released shortly after the fall of the Berlin Wall, and explores themes of fear, prejudice, and change. It’s regarded as a thoughtful and fitting farewell to the original crew of the USS Enterprise. #StarTrekVI #TheUndiscoveredCountry #StarTrekMovies #StarTrekFans #StarTrekUniverse #CaptainKirk #Spock #Klingons #SciFiMovies #ClassicSciFi #StarTrekLove #StarTrekForever #Trekker #Trekkie #NerdCulture #SciFiCinema #StarTrekHistory #SpaceOpera #MovieClassics #90sMovies #SciFiFandom #StarTrekLegacy #Starfleet #BoldlyGo #StarTrekRewatch #UndiscoveredCountry #PeaceWithKlingons #GeneRoddenberry #StarTrekFamily #TrekThroughTheStars This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit ihateyourmovie.substack.com

    35 min
  8. The Crow (1994) "Is he the Joker, Is he the Jesus?"

    05/21/2025

    The Crow (1994) "Is he the Joker, Is he the Jesus?"

    CAW!- st your mind back to the radical 90's dude! The moistest film ever made, The Crow! Patreon ► https://patreon.com/ihateyourmovie [Early episodes, Suggestions] Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/i_hate_your_movie Talk to us! Thank you to BoroGato for the logo⁠. ⁠Thank you to SzPeti42 for the intro music⁠. Check out Dan's graphic novel The Last Arrival which will conclude soon: thelastarrival.com for more. The Crow (1994) is a dark fantasy action film directed by Alex Proyas, based on James O'Barr’s comic book. It stars Brandon Lee as Eric Draven, a musician who is resurrected by a supernatural crow to avenge the brutal murder of himself and his fiancée on the eve of their wedding. Set in a grim, gothic city, the film explores themes of love, vengeance, and redemption. Tragically, the film is also known for the accidental death of Brandon Lee during filming, caused by a mishandled prop gun. His death cast a long shadow over the production, but the film was completed using early CGI and stand-ins. Lee’s haunting performance and the film's atmospheric style have since turned The Crow into a cult classic. #thecrow #brandonlee #ericdraven #jamesobarr #goth #thecrowmovie #crow #itcantrainallthetime #halloween #gothic #thecure #s #nineinchnails #alexproyas #brandonleethecrow #horror #movie #art #brandonbrucelee #robertsmith #trentreznor #brucelee #nin #ilcorvo #comics #alternative #gothgirl #cosplay #devilsnight #movies This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit ihateyourmovie.substack.com

    50 min
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