*music* Oh, yeah. Wednesday. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the show. This is BS from a basement. It's brought to you by Get Some Sports 13 TV for the best in local high school athletics, AAU basketball, intercollegiate volleyball, and club volleyball on YouTube, Facebook Live, Spotify, Audible, Pandora, Apple, and Amazon. And Rydacenter Brewery. Brewed with humility. Locally brewed and packaged in Lake Villa, Illinois. Try one of those bad boys today. You won't be disappointed. And don't forget 25% off at manlybands.com using promo code GETSOMESPORTS13 at checkout. Jamie, it's party time. It's time to go. It's party time. Isn't that what it says? Yes, it is. It is party time. What are we looking at? It's been verified. My glasses. Oh, your glasses. Walgreens special. Nice. Party time. All right. Well, we got so much excitement tonight. Do you pay for them or steal them? Oh, it was a five-finger discount. Yeah. Straight into my pocket. Carl got sent in on the case. And talking about Carl, did you notice that he... on the advertisement today had the correct start time, but had the countdown clock set a half hour off. Did you notice that? I didn't notice that. Damn it, Carl. Was it early or late? It was way early. Oh, so we've probably lost half our audience that was there at seven o'clock right when the countdown hit zero. Um, yeah, we got a little fruit fly going there. Um, But you know, there's like, isn't it India? There's a part of India that it's not like seven hours ahead. It's seven and a half hours ahead. There is a weird place in the world. So I think he was setting it for there. I think that's right. Because we've been trying to get bigger in India and we're still waiting for our first South Korean listener. It makes sense. Has not happened, but it was a goal for 2025. I want you to remember that. Remember that? I do. We need to go back and revisit our goals for this year. I mean, we're halfway through the year. If we can't get them in the next three months, we're done. We're more than halfway through. We basically have no chance. Yes. There's still three months to go. Not with that attitude. Which is more than halfway through the year. It's quarter four, Jamie. You know that. You're a finance person. Just started today. I got a little merch on from right of center. I do, too. No, I have Manly Bands merch on. That was so exciting and then such a letdown. They're both worth. All of our sponsors are getting loved tonight. Wow. That's what I'm looking for. And are you wearing my underwear? I am. Special surprise. All right. Let's cheers this up and get going here. I just realized it's my toast. Yes. This is my problem. I don't always read everything. So here we go. Bottoms up. That's the first thing I look for. Cheers. All right, everybody. If you want to call and talk to us, we'd love to have you join the show. All you do is call my cell phone. Pretty easy. If you don't have my phone number, do not fear. You can go on to Snapchat and you can friend us at GetSomeSports13. And then you can use the call-in feature on Snapchat to call and talk to us. That's awesome. If you're more of a typist, also acceptable, you go to YouTube or wherever you're watching this live stream and you go into the comments section. Type what you want in there, and then that gets sent into the engineering room where Carl sits, and he'll sound out all the words in your comment. Then he'll send them into the studio if they're appropriate, and we'll read them. Perfect. Fantastic. Hey, I know we usually kick it in right here, and it just goes. A couple things to talk about real quick. Let's hear it. Cubbies today. They lost 3-0, had four hits. The middle of their order is like 0 for 16 the last two games. But how about Dylan Cease looking like a Dennis Eckersley lookalike today? Oh, yeah. He's from a 70s port style. Yes, he totally is. I wouldn't have recognized him. He very much looked like Dennis Eckersley, and he kind of pitched like him today, too. For three and two-thirds innings. I just think they didn't want to ruin it for all the people that had tickets for tomorrow. Yes. They didn't want to let people down. They're playing all three at Wrigley? Yes. Oh, that's interesting. Bang, bang, bang. This first series is relentless. Is it two o'clock again? I don't know the answer to that. I think that's right. Not positive, though. Seems like you'd want to throw him on primetime at least once. Maybe. For the last one? Yeah. Could be. Well, we'll see tomorrow if they're going to get it done or not. The other thing I was going to talk to you guys about, and I want to just kind of get your permission. I have heard recently a couple of pretty good dirty jokes. They're a little dirty. Not profanity, but a little dirty. Yep. I was thinking I could whip one out now. No pun intended. And then maybe one at the end of the show. Was that the joke? No, it was not. You want to hear a dirty joke? Let's hear it. One of two? Sure. This is from Sean Hayes from our friends at SmartList. Friends of the show. Okay. Sean Hayes and the boys. All right. So I heard this the other day. Pretty good joke. All right. Guy goes in to see a urologist. Mm-hmm. I'm already tense, Kyle. Brian already canceled this segment. The doctor walks into the room and he says, well, Mr. Jones, you're going to have to stop masturbating. He says, what? Why? And the doctor says... Because I'm trying to talk to you. Did I get my room shut? Is that like a dirty dad joke? It kind of is. The next one's a little bit better, but that's a good start, I think. I like that one. All right, our first segment. Doesn't he play right field for the Guardians? Who? Mr. Jones? Bates? Sean Hayes? No, we were talking about him the other day. He goes so far for this joke every time. Oh. Yes. Brian. All right. Our first segment is brought to us by our friends at Brian's Underwear. They're short, white, tight, and they fit just right. Brian's Underwear. Balls. Balls. And here we are. Here we go. To celebrate some celebrity birthdays and recognize National Thing Day. I love it. So let's kick it off. Birthdays. First one, alive. Always good. Yes. And today's birthday, October 1st. This famous actress turned 91 today. She's had multiple movie roles, but her most famous have her starring as a nanny. In 1997, she underwent throat surgery to remove non-cancerous polyps on her vocal cords, but the surgery resulted in permanent damage to her voice, and she has been unable to sing professionally since. Celine Dion. She's not 91. She also doesn't have a paralyzed vocal cord, but she kind of sounds like something. Sorry, keep going. It's okay. Prior to this errant surgery, she was practically perfect in every way. I know who this is, I think. I know her name, but I can't think of it. Oh. You know her movie name, but not a real name? I know her real name. While you two, Kyle and Brian, are a few of my favorite things. Oh. Her favorite things probably include her Academy Award, Grammy, Emmy, Golden Globe, Screen Actors Guild, and American Film Institute Lifetime Achievement Awards. She's got a pretty famous sister, too, right? I don't know about that. Is it Barbra Streisand? No, it's not Barbra Streisand. Well, I can guess without fear of reprisal. Brian, what do you got? It's like an English lady. It is an English lady. Her career is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Brian. Is this the first stump? It is killing me. I could see her face. No, it's... Where's Wanda? Oh, man. Give him the first letter. Mary Poppins. That's her ex. It's her name on screen. It's Dick Van Dyke. Okay, first name starts with a J. No. Last name starts with an A. Have you heard my guesses? I guess Barber's. You got it. Good work. Thank you. Barbara Streisand and Celine Dion. I thought you would know this one. I don't know anybody's name. That's the problem. What was her name? Julie Andrews. Wasn't she in X-Files? No, that was Jillian. Oh, Jillian Anderson. And she's like 50 years younger. Jillian Anderson or Jillian... No, Jillian. All right, Kyle had to give himself points for something. All right, second one. Hopefully this is a little easier. Alive, September 25th birthday. This famous musician and actor turned 57 on September 25th. Everybody's so old. He's a part owner of the 76ers. He's been six foot two since he was 13 years old and was a millionaire by the time he was 20. It's not Kevin Hart. That's too tall. It's not Kevin Hart. Does he have eyes of blue? His running catchphrase is, oh, hell no. And he incorporates it in every movie he's in. Oh, I think I know. I think I know. Okay. Yes, I'm excited. All right. Let's see. Do you want to guess before we go further on? No, because I don't want to ruin your clues. All right. When he's not working, you may find him getting jiggy on the chessboard. He loves playing chess. And even though you may be getting close to guessing this one, keep his name out your mouth. Yeah. Well, now I'm really confused because I was going to guess. I was going to guess Chris Tucker, but now I know it's Will Smith. Yes, it is Will Smith. That's the advantage of putting your hand up at the beginning. Because apparently... When it's catchphrase of, oh, hell no, Chris Tucker says that all the time. He does say that too. So I fessed up that was going to be my guess, but I revised my guess with the additional clues. I like your honesty. He was 6'2 at 13 years old? He was. And he never grew another inch. He has not. And then just stayed that way. He's 5'11". I bet he was disappointed. I told that to Duke last night and said, maybe you'll stay at this height. He wasn't appreciative of that comment. No, kids don't like that kind of talk. You're telling me I should control that? It's up to me, son. Drink milk. All right. Next, National Thing Day. It is National Black Dog Day. Well, how about that? We all have one of those. That's why we have to celebrate it. We all have a black dog and it's all our second dogs, t
