Burly Bantz Podcast

Burly Bantz Podcast

Two loud-mouthed idiots with thumbs of steel and Wi-Fi in their veins dive headfirst into the wild world of gaming and internet chaos. From the hottest takes on the latest drops to deep dives into meme culture, digital drama, and pixelated nostalgia — nothing's off-limits. If you're a gamer who lives online, this is your new favorite noise. Grab your headset, jump on the sofa with us it’s about to get burly

  1. Jul 24

    The Pokémon GO FOMO Trap (And How to Beat It) ¦ Burly Bantz: Fast Moves

    Is your item bag empty? Stardust at zero? Did you work all weekend and completely miss out on the latest shiny drops? Welcome back to Burly Bantz Fast Moves! Today, we are breaking down the massive wave of Pokémon GO FOMO and telling you the secret that Scopely doesn't want you to think about while selling you event tickets: The Exclusivity Myth. Almost everything in this game comes back around. We’re looking at how the biggest releases get recycled (from Primal Raids to Costume Pikachus) and proving why you never truly miss a debut. Plus, we reveal the ultimate cheat code to getting what you missed, and break down the handful of True Exclusives that are currently trapped in limbo (where is Armored Mewtwo?!). Drop a comment below: What is the ONE thing you missed from the latest event that you are absolutely desperate to trade for? Or, if you went hard, what are you hoarding to use as trade bait? 👇 DON'T FORGET TO LIKE & SUBSCRIBE! 👇 ⏱️ Chapter Timestamps: 0:00 - The Post-Event Hangover & FOMO Trap 1:04 - The Exclusivity Myth & Returning Primal Raids 2:43 - The Costume Vault: Pikachu, Lapras & Team Leaders 4:41 - The TRUE Exclusives: Armored Mewtwo & Clones 6:02 - The 2020 Slowpoke Confusion 6:56 - Masterwork Exclusives & Purified Apex 8:16 - The Local Trade Solution & Community Power 10:28 - Future Speculation: Wild Area & 10th Anniversary 11:55 - Mighty Steelix & Mega Zeraora Theories 13:12 - Fixing December Community Day 15:35 - Where Are The Missing Gen 4 Mythicals? 16:00 - Final Verdict & Outro 🎮 Catch More Burly Bantz:Catch the main podcast every month for deep dives into gaming news, console culture, and the best off-topic banter. 💬 Join the Community! 👉 Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/XaBYjB9XJ7 📱 FOLLOW THE BURLY BOYS: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@burly.bantz.podca Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burlybantzpodcast Twitter/X: https://x.com/BurlyBantz 🌟 Shoutout to the Wakefield Outlaws! If you're local, get involved with the community. You don't need good RNG, you just need good friends to trade with. #PokemonGO #PokemonGOFest #GamingPodcast #BurlyBantz #PokemonGOCommunity #ArmoredMewtwo #ShinyPokemon #MobileGaming 🤖 Production Tools:AI asset generation and workflow assistance provided by Flow.

  2. Jul 1

    Could a Gamer Actually Survive the Apocalypse?

    Your parents told you it would rot your brain. Your boss thinks it's a waste of time. But what if playing video games for 20 years actually made you a survival expert? Adam and Joe are joined by our very first studio guest, Michael, to debate the ultimate question: Could a gamer actually survive the wasteland? We draft our ultimate video game survival squads, face the harsh reality of real-life stamina, and figure out if an Amazon warehouse is the ultimate post-apocalyptic safe zone. In this uncut version, you also get our full weekly catch-up (including Joe's Civic Green gig and Adam's barbecue), plus we crown a Chinese takeaway champion and expand past the gaming horizon in Off-Topic to review entries for the highly exclusive Piss Wall Appreciation Society. Drop a comment down below: Which 3 gaming characters are you drafting for your apocalypse survival squad?⏱️ Episode Chapters:0:00 - The Apocalypse Question (Intro) 01:55 - Extended Catch-Up: Civic Green & Barbecues 15:03 - The Apocalypse Squad Draft 22:48 - What Have We Spawned Into? 1:00:03 - Community Ambassador Corner 1:05:51 - Apocalypse Debate: The Medkit Fallacy 1:19:15 - Meme of the Week 1:22:26 - Takeaway Review: Newton Chinese 1:35:22 - Apocalypse Debate: Safe Zones & Survival 1:47:57 - Off-Topic: The Piss Wall Appreciation Society 2:05:26 - Outro & Final Plugs 🔗 Join the Community!You are already in the Discord watching this, so get involved in the polls and general chat!📱 Follow the Chaos on Socials:TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@burly.bantz.podcaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/burlybantzpodcastTwitter/X: https://x.com/BurlyBantz#gamingpodcast #BurlyBantz #GamerSurvival #Apocalypse #PodcastComedy

  3. Jun 22

    We Walked 76km in the Rain for Mewtwo (GO Fest Copenhagen)

    76km walked, torrential rain, and relying on 72-in-1 body wash from Normal to survive. We made it through Pokémon GO Fest Copenhagen, but between the brutal shiny rates and the massive 2,000-player Unity Raids, was it actually worth the hype? If you are prepping for GO Fest Global, do not make our mistakes. In this special reaction episode, Adam and Joe break down their raw, unfiltered experience in Denmark. We compare our final raid and shiny stats, debate the reality of grinding in a massive storm, and discuss whether the new Unity Raid mechanic is brilliant or just embarrassing to do in public. 💬 Join the Community! 👉 Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/XaBYjB9XJ7 📱FOLLOW THE BURLY BOYS: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@burly.bantz.podca Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burlybantzpodcast Twitter/X: https://x.com/BurlyBantz ⏱️ Video Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 0:17 - Our Brutal GO Fest Stats (Who Won?) 1:45 - Surviving on 7-Eleven & 72-in-1 Body Wash 4:10 - The Fælledparken Grind & Spawn Density 9:20 - The 2,000-Player Mega Mewtwo Unity Raids 13:15 - City Experience & The Torrential Rain 17:00 - The Irish Pub Afterparty & Final Verdict Credits & Disclaimers: 🎵 Audio & SFX: Sound effects obtained from https://www.freesfx.com 🤖 Production Tools: AI asset generation and workflow assistance provided by Flow. ⚖️ Disclaimer: Pokémon, Pokémon GO, and Pokémon character names are trademarks of Nintendo, The Pokémon Company, and Niantic. The use of in-game footage and imagery in this video is strictly for commentary, critique, and transformative entertainment purposes under Fair Use guidelines. The Burly Bantz Boys are not officially affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by Nintendo, The Pokémon Company, or Niantic.

  4. Jun 1

    Pokémon GO Fest Copenhagen 2026: The Ultimate Survival Guide!

    Heading to Denmark for Pokémon GO Fest 2026? We’ve got you covered! This is the only travel and gameplay guide you'll need to survive (and thrive) in Copenhagen this summer. We are diving deep into the absolute essentials for this massive event so you don't get caught off guard. We're breaking down exactly how to navigate the new EU border rules (EES/ETIAS), why you shouldn't bring physical cash, the best apps for the metro, and where to find the best street food (and sausages) when you need a break from the grind. Plus, we cover the exact Pokémon spawns, Mewtwo raid strategies, and why Copenhagen's intense bicycle lanes are the real raid bosses of the weekend. Whether you're a seasoned traveller or this is your first international GO Fest, grab a notebook, drop this link in your local group chats, and use the timestamps below to plan your perfect trip! ⏱️ Episode Timestamps 00:00 - Intro & The Ultimate Guide Begins 01:59 - When Is It & What to Do Before you go? 02:50 - Data, Roaming & eSIMs 04:20 - Essential App Settings, Storage Clearing & Priorities 17:23 - What to Pack (Scandinavian Weather & Battery Packs) 32:52 - The Journey & Navigating New EU Border Rules (EES/ETIAS) 36:42 - Airport to the City: Trains, Buses & The Metro 40:50 - Transport to the Park (Fælledparken) 45:40 - Transport Ticket Options & Prices 51:20 - Currency, Cashless Society & VAT Refunds 54:18 - Sightseeing (Castles, Mermaids & Nelson's Cannonball) 1:02:52 - Toilets, Water Fountains, Food, Drinks & The MPD (Meat Packing District) 1:11:15 - Where to Play in the City (And BIKE LANE WARNINGS!) 1:20:50 - Park Day Tips, Routes & Getting Shade 1:39:00 - GO Fest Bonuses, Spawns & Features 2:00:04 - Super Mega Mewtwo Raids & Link Charges Explained 2:07:32 - Regionals & Trading (Bring your Stonjourners!) 2:11:15 - Community Meetups & The After Party 🔗 Helpful Links & Resources Mentioned Rejseplanen App: https://www.rejsebillet.dk/en-us Superhelten Copenhagen Pokémon Go Guide: https://www.superheltenlegetoej.dk/da/superheltens-univers/pokemon-go/navigating-copenhagen-for-pokemon-go-fest-2026-transportation-guide-for-trainers Water Fountain Map: https://www.hofor.dk/english/hofor-utilities/water-supply/free-drinking-water-in-copenhagen/ Public Toilet Map: https://visitorservice.kk.dk/en/explore-copenhagen/public-toilets Friday Campfire Meetup (Doncaster Group): https://cmpf.re/eWrqnGSaturday After Party RSVP: https://cmpf.re/zXXYcW In Person Go Fest Discord: https://discord.gg/G583eQ5e6p Storage Clearing Search Strings:Nundos: 0hp&0attack&0defense General: age0&0,1,2*&!shiny Exclude Regional: age0&0,1,2*&!shiny&!rotom&!mudbray&!comfey&!unown&!mewtwo 💬 Join the Community!If you want to know more, drop a comment below or come hang out with us in the Discord! We will get straight back to you with any answers. 👉 Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/XaBYjB9XJ7 📱 FOLLOW THE BURLY BOYS: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@burly.bantz.podca Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burlybantzpodcast Twitter/X: https://x.com/BurlyBantz Audio & Production Credits:A massive shoutout to LeekDuck and FlareBlaze for the amazing graphics and constant community support!Sound effects featured in this episode are provided by freefx.co.uk

  5. May 6

    Is Pokémon GO Fest saving live gaming events

    Welcome to the FULL, uncut Discord Exclusive edition of Episode 22 of the Burly Bantz Podcast! If you love the extra banter, this is the version for you. Today, we're tackling a massive cultural shift. The stereotype of the isolated gamer is dead. But with traditional eSports facing massive layoffs and virtual Fortnite concerts lacking that real-world connection, where are live events actually heading? We answer the big question: Is the massive, city-wide participation of Pokémon GO Fest (and the high-stakes madness of the Microsoft Excel World Championships) saving the live gaming experience? PLUS, because this is the extended cut, you get our entire unfiltered weekly catch-up! We talk about disastrous IKEA runs, Adam's birthday escape room failures, how to properly eat a Battenberg cake like an absolute savage, and we finish off the show with Joe's chaotic stories from the Italy DLC (Naples and the Amalfi Coast). Grab a Kraken cup, fire up those spreadsheets, and let's get into it! 🍔 Battle of the Boss Man:This week's Takeaway Review features Sofra Express Grill Kitchen stepping up to challenge last episode's kebab champion! 👇Jump in the Discord and tell us who actually does the best Kebab in Wakefield? Give us your recommendations for the next Boss Man Clash! ⏱️ Episode Chapters:0:00 - Intro & The XLOOKUP Hook 1:05 - Welcome to the Discord Exclusive & The Jadam Sauce 2:47 - The Weekly Catch-Up Starts (Kraken Cups & Milestone Subs) 6:13 - The "Fist Army" Van 8:29 - The Super Mario Bros Movie Review 10:36 - The Chaotic IKEA Runs (Missing Pieces & Mashed Potato Hot Dogs) 17:36 - The Algorithm: "New Tech" vs. Skills & 90s Soundtracks 21:14 - Adam's Birthday: Powerwashing & Harry Potter Escape Rooms 25:42 - Tapas Takeaways & The Battenberg Hammer Technique 30:02 - Flint & Steel, Gardening & Alan Titchmarsh 34:16 - Litter Picking & A Nathan's Gallery 36:44 - Joe's Algorithm (Scientology Speedruns & Jelly Toys) 43:18 - Main Topic Intro: Is Pokémon GO Saving Live Events? 44:26 - Traditional Festivals vs. Virtual Concerts (Fortnite) 52:03 - Player Name of the Week ("You Wet Wipe 123") 55:25 - Gaming News (Crimson Desert, GO Fest Mega Mewtwo, GTA V Money) 1:06:37 - What Joe's Been Playing (Arc Raiders Update) 1:11:12 - Main Topic: eSports Stadiums, High School Leagues & Saudi Money 1:35:00 - What Adam's Been Playing (Pokémon Leaf Green Living Dex) 1:38:54 - Ambassador Corner (The Campsite, Smart QRs & Go Fest Council Struggles) 1:51:02 - Main Topic: Pitching GO Fest & The Power of Exploration 2:21:01 - Meme of the Week (Sex Mayo vs. Joker Poo Poo) 2:24:54 - Takeaway Review: Sofra Express Grill Kitchen (Kebab Clash!) 2:40:23 - Main Topic: The Excel World Championships 2:48:32 - Off-Topic: Joe’s Italy DLC (Naples, Amalfi Coast & Chaos Europe) 3:06:50 - Outro & Final Thank Yous 📱 FOLLOW THE BURLY BOYS: Discord: https://discord.gg/XaBYjB9XJ7 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@burly.bantz.podcaInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/burlybantzpodcastTwitter/X: https://x.com/BurlyBantz#PokemonGO #GoFest #LiveGaming #Esports #BurlyBantz #Podcast #TakeawayReview #ArcRaiders #GamingNews #ComedyPodcast #Wakefield #KebabClash

  6. Apr 22

    Mini Episode: Go Tour & All Out 26

    Welcome back to another mini-episode! This week, we are breaking down the highs and lows of the massive Go Tour and the 30th Anniversary "All Out" event. Did Niantic truly go all out, or did they just drain our incubators? We dive deep into the new Super Mega mechanics, the pain of organizing raids with people who forget to revive their counters, and the absolute chaos of the regional egg pools. Plus, we ask the real hard-hitting questions: are raid backgrounds secretly just the new stickers? (Sorry, Erin! )What we cover in this episode:-The Build-up: Raid hours, the Primal energy grind, and securing every single retro Pikachu hat.-Super Megas: Navigating Link Charges, breaking shields, and why casual lobbies struggled with the new difficulty.-The Egg Tragedy: The elusive Hawlucha and Klefki, hatching standard Heracross instead, and the pain of 2km baby eggs draining our incubators during All Out.-All Out 30th Anniversary: Biome-dependent wild spawns, the heartbreak of fleeing Galarian birds on Incense, and why Niantic desperately needs to introduce Safari Balls.-Community Vibes: Relocating our meetups to the park, coordinating Furfrou trims, and our pitch for a custom "Burly Bantz" Wobbuffet and Timburr event.Timestamps:0:00 - Intro & Was it a Good Event? 1:03 - Go Tour Prep: Raid Hours & Pikachu Hats 4:39 - Super Megas, Link Charges & Raid Struggles 8:30 - Are Backgrounds the New Stickers? 16:08 - Park vs. Town: Community Meetups & Roots 17:38 - The 12k/10k Egg Pool Pain 19:30 - Furfrou Trims & The Elusive Litleo 25:31 - Masterwork Research & Time Gates 29:12 - The 30th Anniversary "All Out" Event 31:04 - Fleeing Legendary Birds & Safari Balls 39:17 - Outro & Pitching "Danny's Pallets" Let us know what you thought of the events (and what you'd want to see for the 10-year Pokémon GO anniversary) down in the comments!

  7. Apr 1

    Digital War Crimes & 4 Cans of Monster

    🚨 PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING: Joe’s blood is currently 80% neon green. Proceed with caution. Welcome to the Discord Exclusive Uncut Edition of Burly Bantz! Because you are in the VIP lounge, you get the full, unhinged 2-hour recording of Episode 21, complete with the IRL Catch-Up that the lawyers made us cut from the main YouTube feed. This week, we debate the ethics of "Cuck Houses," Joe invents Trojan Horse food (a scotch egg inside a pie), and Adam goes to war with a fat pigeon. Then, since it’s April 1st, we dive into absolute digital nonsense. We’re breaking down the greatest, the worst, and the most evil pranks ever pulled by game developers and content creators. From dual-wielding pressure washers to completely collapsing the Wakefield Pokémon GO economy at 2:00 AM, we cover every "digital war crime" in the book. Plus, Adam gets ambushed with a brutal game of "Fake or Just Stupid?" 👇 Drop a comment in the Discord: Have you ever completely destroyed a friend's Minecraft server just for a laugh? Let us know your best gaming pranks down below! ⏱️ UNCUT CHAPTER TIMESTAMPS: 00:00:00 - The Monster Energy Public Health Warning 00:01:51 - IRL Catch-Up: "Cook Houses" & Trojan Horse Food 00:07:25 - Adam's Week: Compost Bins & Fat Pigeons 12:49 - Algorithm Talk: Influencers & ASMR Aldi 17:42 - Fake or Just Stupid? (Tech & Gaming Trivia) 25:49 - Dev Pranks: Fortnite, Minecraft & Pokémon GO 35:15 - Player Name of the Week (Epstein’s Island?!) 37:39 - Gaming News: PS Dynamic Pricing & Minecraft Live 44:13 - The "Cozy" Success of Pokopia 47:50 - ARC Raiders & The Flute of Death 51:46 - The Razer Brainrot Translator Headset 55:24 - Arc Raiders: The Legend of the Hairpin Bandit 1:00:20 - What Adam’s Playing: Pokémon Leaf Green 1:11:15 - Community Ambassador Corner: Campsites 1:18:59 - Our Personal Pranks: GTA Vice City Betrayals 1:20:31 - The Minecraft Trojan Horse & Dirt Pyramid War Crime 1:25:44 - The 2:00 AM Pokémon GO Gym Heist 1:28:03 - Pitching Our Own Gaming Prank Ideas 1:34:21 - Meme of the Week: Gay Chat vs. Foot Tape 1:40:38 - Takeaway Rating: Chai Dhabbah 1:54:52 - Off-Topic: Joe Smells Colors & Invents 'Blurple' 2:04:19 - Outro & The Mini Egg Review 🍔 THIS WEEK'S TAKEAWAY: A massive shoutout to Chai Dhabbah for the elite Mixed Kebab, Loaded Masala Fries, and the incredible hospitality with the secret-recipe Kashmiri Chai. If you are a UK food creator (@RateMyTakeaway @FoodReviewClub @The.Tight.Englishman), you need to visit this hidden gem! (Official Burly Score: 8.625 / 10 - Day One Buy!). 📱 FOLLOW THE BURLY BOYS: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@burly.bantz.podca Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/burlybantzpodcast Twitter/X: https://x.com/BurlyBantz #GamingPodcast #DiscordExclusive #AprilFools #GamingPranks #BurlyBantz #ArcRaiders #MinecraftPranks #PokemonGO #TakeawayReview #ChaiDhabbah #BritishComedy #UncutPodcast

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Two loud-mouthed idiots with thumbs of steel and Wi-Fi in their veins dive headfirst into the wild world of gaming and internet chaos. From the hottest takes on the latest drops to deep dives into meme culture, digital drama, and pixelated nostalgia — nothing's off-limits. If you're a gamer who lives online, this is your new favorite noise. Grab your headset, jump on the sofa with us it’s about to get burly