Screentimers

Matt Kowalick and Holly Prazoff

The ONLY pro-screen time comedy parenting podcast. Most parenting podcasts have experts give valuable advice on how to better raise your child. We are not that podcast. Screentimers is here to make parents feel less guilty about letting their kids have screen time. Episodes will have a guest (comedians, writers, celebrities, legends in their own fields, or parent influencers) talk about their personal feelings about screen time and then make fun of their child's favorite show, movie, video game or YouTube channel.

  1. NOV 18

    Disney's The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginnings

    This week, Matt & Holly open up the Screentimers' Vault (well, technically a locksmith opened it because they lost the keys), and review Disney's The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginnings. This direct-to-video prequel has it all: an underwater speakeasy, a jail break, and Ariel's mother's rather gruesome death. Screentimers are Matt Kowalick & Holly Prazoff FOLLOW Screentimers instagram: https://www.instagram.com/screentimerspod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@screentimerspodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@screentimers WEAR Screentimers Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/screentimers-podcast FOLLOW Kowalick instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mattkowalick/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@kowalickTV FOLLOW Holly instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollypraz/ Screentimers is a funny parenting podcast. Now go to your room. #thelittlemermaid #disney #moviereview #disneymovie #comedy #funny #comedypodcast #parentingpodcast #parentingcomedypodcast #screentime #parenting ------------------------------------------------------------------- 🎙️ Episode Description — Matt & Holly Watch Kid Stuff | The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginnings This week, Matt and Holly take a deep dive into Disney’s final direct-to-video release, The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginnings—a movie so obscure that even their guest list hung up the moment they heard the title. (To be fair, Matt and Holly only asked people with landlines. Bold strategy.) In this laugh-filled episode, your favorite comedy-parenting duo breaks down the plot, the chaos, and the questionable creative choices in this forgotten Disney prequel. From unexpected “landmine” moments to mermaid lore that raises more questions than answers, Matt and Holly bring their signature combo of sarcasm, nostalgia, and “why are we watching this?” energy to every minute of the review. Expect hilarious tangents, brutally honest kid-content critiques, and the kind of punchy banter that makes the journey way more fun than the movie itself. 🎧 Perfect For Parents trapped watching endless kids’ movies, Disney fans, 2000s animation nostalgists, and anyone who loves a smart, funny breakdown of truly baffling children’s content. 🔎 SEO Keywords The Little Mermaid Ariel’s Beginnings review Disney direct-to-video movies kids’ movie podcast parenting comedy podcast children’s movie reviews kid TV and YouTube reviews funny parenting show family entertainment podcast Disney sequel reviews

    36 min
  2. NOV 11

    Blaze and the Monster Machines with David Neher and Marisa Pinson

    TUESDAY! TUESDAY! TUESDAY! Blaze and the Monster Machines with David Neher (AP BIO, Community) and Marisa Pinson (On Brand with Jon & Marisa). So "Let's blaze" and grab a showtime sweetie for this week's episode! Screentimers are Matt Kowalick & Holly Prazoff Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/screentimers-podcast FOLLOW Screentimers: instagram: https://www.instagram.com/screentimerspod/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@screentimerspodcast Substack: https://substack.com/@screentimers FOLLOW Kowalick instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mattkowalick/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@kowalickTV FOLLOW Holly: instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollypraz/ SUBSCRIBE and RATE Screentimers:Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zt5MaB...apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...About Screentimers:Screentimers is a funny parenting podcast. Now go to your room. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Comedians Dave Neher (New Girl, Modern Family) and Marisa Pinson (On Brand with Jon and Marisa) join hosts Matt Kowalick and Holly Prazoff on Screentimers to talk about Blaze and the Monster Machines — the loud, educational fever dream your kid won’t stop watching. If you love comedy podcasts, parenting humor, really good parenting hacks and tips about meal time and bath time, and adults losing it over Nickelodeon shows, this one’s your pit stop. 🎧 Featuring: Dave Neher & Marisa Pinson 🎙️ Topics: Blaze and the Monster Machines, kids’ TV, marriage, screen time, parenting chaos, comedy #ScreenTimers #ComedyPodcast #ParentingHumor #BlazeAndTheMonsterMachines #Nickelodeon #FunnyPodcast #ParentingComedy #DaveNeher #MarisaPinson #monstertrucks

    1h 7m
  3. NOV 4

    Mermicorno: Starfall with Jean Villepique

    This week, Jean Villepique (A.P. Bio, Second City Chicago) takes Matt & Holly under the sea to eat ramen with those half Mermaid half Unicorn freaks of nature nobody loves, Mermicornos. That's right, this week we review HBO MAX'S Mermicorno: Starfall. Screentimers are Matt Kowalick & Holly Prazoff Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/screentimers-podcast FOLLOW Screentimers: instagram: https://www.instagram.com/screentimerspod/ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@screentimers YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@screentimerspodcast substack: https://substack.com/@screentimers FOLLOW Kowalick: instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mattkowalick/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@kowalickTV substack: https://substack.com/@mattkowalick? FOLLOW Holly: instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollypraz/ SUBSCRIBE and RATE Screentimers: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zt5MaBdrPmKuy9748Wz38 apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/screentimers/id1770338558 About Screentimers: Screentimers is a funny parenting podcast. Now go to your room. Comedian Jean Villepique (AP Bio, Second City) joins Matt Kowalick and Holly Prazoff on Screen Timers to dive deep into the glittery chaos of Mermicornos: Starfall — HBO’s wild half-mermaid, half-unicorn kids’ show that makes zero sense.Expect rants about underwater ramen, cuckoo clocks, screen time guilt, and why kids’ TV sounds like a sugar rush in Dolby surround.Also on this episode, Jean blows our minds with new ways to rate shows and homemade toy ideas (no, she's not Amish). We also learn that Matt is very passionate about the ocean for all its many splendors and creatures (except Mermicornos). If you love comedy podcasts, parenting fails, and grown-ups losing their minds over kids’ shows, you’ll love this episode. 🎙️ Featuring: Jean Villepique (AP Bio), Matt Kowalick & Holly Prazoff🎧 Topics: Mermicornos, screen time, Minecraft, parenting humor, absurd cartoons, HBO Max kids’ content #ScreenTimers #JeanVillepique #ComedyPodcast #ParentingHumor #Mermicornos #APBio #FunnyPodcast #KidsShows #ParentingComedy #parenting #parentingtips #podcast #humor #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #mermaids #unicorns #ramen #toys #homemade #DIY #HBO #WARNERBROTHERS

    54 min
  4. OCT 14

    Air Force One with Max Silvestri and Leah Beckmann

    What do you do with a 17 month old when both parents are hungover? Cool parents, Max Silvestri (I Need You Guys) and Leah Beckmann (Past My Bedtime Podcast on audible), let their baby watch AIR FORCE ONE. Yes, the Wolfgang Petersen 1997 political thriller starring Harrison Ford and Gary Oldman. That's right, the "get off my plane!" movie. This week, we contemplate what age is too young for a kid to watch R-Rated action movie, secret escape pods, the current state of men’s bodywash, Holly’s experiences with Jamie Foxx and Cher, and the bygone era of rooting for America. And is this movie propaganda, and if so, who cares? FOLLOW Max Silvestri Max: https://www.instagram.com/maxsilvestri/ I Need You Guys: https://www.instagram.com/ineedyouguysshow/ FOLLOW Leah: instagram: https://www.instagram.com/leahbeckmann/ Screentimers merch: ⁠https://www.teepublic.com/user/screen...⁠ Screentimers are Matt Kowalick & Holly Prazoff FOLLOW Screentimers: instagram: https://www.instagram.com/screentimerspod/ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@screentimers YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@screentimerspodcast substack: ⁠https://substack.com/@screentimers? FOLLOW Kowalick: instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mattkowalick/ x: ⁠https://x.com/MattKowalick⁠ FOLLOW Holly: instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hollypraz/ SUBSCRIBE and RATE Screentimers: Spotify: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/7zt5MaB..⁠.⁠ apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast..⁠. About Screentimers: Screentimers is a funny parenting podcast. Now go to your room. #political #politics #hero #usa #canada #president #secretservice #planes #violence #Podcast #comedy #funny #1990s #1997 #therealhousewives #realitytv #parenting #screentime #drama #disaster

    1h 6m
5
out of 5
36 Ratings

About

The ONLY pro-screen time comedy parenting podcast. Most parenting podcasts have experts give valuable advice on how to better raise your child. We are not that podcast. Screentimers is here to make parents feel less guilty about letting their kids have screen time. Episodes will have a guest (comedians, writers, celebrities, legends in their own fields, or parent influencers) talk about their personal feelings about screen time and then make fun of their child's favorite show, movie, video game or YouTube channel.

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