Goat & Glaze's Podcast

Goat & Glaze
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We're Goat & Glaze, your unlikely best buds with a shared love of the weird, the wonderful, and the glazed. In each episode, we tackle a mind-bending topic, interview a fascinating guest, and then there's Goat's Chronicles. Brace yourselves for hilarious (and slightly disturbing) tales from Goat's life that will leave you both laughing and questioning your sanity.https://www.goatandglaze.com/

  1. Got you sucka

    May 18

    Got you sucka

    Send us Fan Mail Goat and Glaze celebrate making the list of the top 25 weirdest podcasts in the United States, landing at number 22. They are joined remotely by their new collaborator, Hooker, who calls into the show while completely checked out and relaxing on a beach. The trio leans heavily into their signature "Trifecta of F*****y" theme—defined by the mantra "F**k This, F**k That, F**k You"—as Glaze rants about workplace scheduling math and details a hilarious gaslighting prank he pulled on his coworkers by hiding in a hallway box and deleting his call logs. The crew wraps up the episode by sharing chaotic, legendary stories of wasting scammers' time with Google images of burning houses and recalling a bizarre restaurant incident involving an unforgettable plating mishap. Tasty?

    58 min
  2. TriFuckta

    May 18

    TriFuckta

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    4 min
  3. Side of Rant

    Apr 24

    Side of Rant

    Send us Fan Mail In Season 3, Episode 9 of the Goat and Glaze podcast, Goat and Glaze are joined by Corbin, who now serves as their "official unofficial producer." The crew discusses a variety of eccentric topics, including paying their production staff in pesos and bananas, the tragic story of a bullied monkey, and the strange behavior of pandas. The conversation highlights the absurd disconnect between expectation and reality, especially when assuming details without explicit confirmation, as illustrated by Glaze's experiences. Following this theme of unexpected results, Glaze shares a humorous yet horrifying story from his adult life about nearly accidentally killing himself after trying to run a window AC unit inside his apartment by setting it on a table. The hosts wrap up by addressing frustrating and entitled behavior in others, leading into a spirited "Double Side of Rant" segment.

    50 min
  4. Double Entendre

    Apr 10

    Double Entendre

    Send us Fan Mail In Season 3, Episode 8 of the Goat and Glaze podcast, titled "Double Entendre," hosts Goat and Glaze are joined by Corbin for a high-energy session that kicks off with Glaze expressing extreme frustration over a technical failure that lost their previous 48-minute recording. The crew explores dark comedic territory regarding the afterlife, debating the lack of modern ghosts and jokingly suggesting that "ghost jobs" have a hierarchy where poor performance leads to being reincarnated as something insignificant. They introduce the "Trifecta of F***s" segment for their friend "Hooker" and Glaze recounts stories from high school, including a protest against a book on Hinduism and the absurdity of being disciplined for "talking" to a deaf classmate using sign language. Wrapping up with a story about a friend in prison embracing paganism, the trio announces an upcoming move to YouTube to bring their unfiltered "factual" truths to a video format.

    37 min
  5. It's a surprise

    Mar 6

    It's a surprise

    Send us Fan Mail Dragons, Dinosaurs, and Distrust In this episode of the Goat and Glaze podcast, the hosts tear down the wall between "conspiracy" and "truth." What starts with a confession about "bouncing dirt" off people quickly spirals into a heated debate about why dragons are actually real—and why the government is using dinosaur skeletons to hide them.

    47 min
  6. Memorable Moments

    Feb 17

    Memorable Moments

    Send us Fan Mail Slapping Oil, Disgruntled Daves, and Bathroom Battles In this hilariously chaotic episode of Goat and Glaze, the guys settle in with some Gentleman Jack to trade stories from the front lines of parenting, prison slang, and the high-stakes world of hospitality. From decoding what it means to "slap the oil" to making public restrooms as uncomfortable as humanly possible, this episode is a masterclass in the "basic f****d up" nature of daily life.

    52 min
  7. Alphabetical

    Jan 30

    Alphabetical

    Send us Fan Mail In this episode of the podcast, the hosts (including Goat) are joined by a special guest, Korben, for a chaotic and humorous discussion that blends conspiracy theories, personal anecdotes, and a satirical deep dive into the origin of the alphabet. Key Highlights The Alphabet "Conspiracy": The central theme of the episode is a tongue-in-cheek exploration of the alphabet. After "fact-checking" via Google, the hosts conclude that because the alphabet evolved over thousands of years from various scripts (Proto-Sinaitic, Phoenician, Greek) rather than being invented by one person at one time, it is essentially "not real"—comparing it humorously to the moon landing.The "Gospel of Goat": Goat shares a "sermon" he wrote previously, titled "The Charlie Brown Life." It outlines the "Goat Experience," which is defined by three spiritual forces: The Woes (constant small failures), The Karma (the feeling of catching up on unknown debt), and Unjust Randomness (being the "chosen one" for things to go wrong). He uses Charlie Brown’s football and the kite-eating tree as metaphors for persistent hope in the face of certain disappointment.The Car Wash Confrontation: Goat recounts a recent awkward experience at a local car wash. While waiting for the power to be restored, he told a young employee that the local high school football team "sucked," only to find out the employee was actually a player on the field. True to the "Goat Experience," after receiving free washes for the trouble, the car wash dryer failed, leaving his car soaked.Korben's Role: Throughout the episode, Korben acts as the "hinged man" to the hosts' high-energy antics, often reacting with silence or disdain to their bizarre logic and jokes about his heritage (calling him a "human panda" due to his mixed background).

    42 min
  8. I dropped my shirt with me in it

    Jan 16

    I dropped my shirt with me in it

    Send us Fan Mail In this episode, the hosts blend personal anecdotes, characteristic humor, and deep-dive conspiracy theories, all while sampling "Champagne Bears" (gummy bears) and discussing high-end whiskey. Falling Down and Looking Up The episode kicks off with the hosts trading "stairs stories." One host recounts a recent "expeditious descent" where he slipped in "cartoon mode" while trying to sign for a package, resulting in multiple rug burns. This prompts a second story from years ago involving a single-wide trailer, icy wooden steps, light blue boxer briefs, and "church shoes" (slick-bottomed loafers). The host describes a cinematic fall where he hit every single step, landing in the ice while his 120-pound bulldog, Hoss, watched with complete indifference. The "Purple Bag Project" and Cultural Humor Transitioning from their usual "self-sponsored" appreciation for Crown Royal, the hosts highlight a philanthropic effort they discovered: The Purple Bag Project. The Mission: Crown Royal turns their iconic purple bags into care packages for overseas military personnel. Interaction: Users can virtually "pack a bag" on the website with items like beef jerky and nuts at no cost.The conversation then veers into a comedic list of "alternate names" for white people (e.g., "Arctic Hermano," "Cracker Attacker," and "Wonder Bread Dunderhead") and a funny story about one host attempting to order Panda Express in a "samurai voice," much to the embarrassment of his son. The "Big Hoax": The Moon Landing The "Tough Topic" of the day focuses on the validity of the 1969 moon landing. The hosts express skepticism based on several classic conspiracy points: The Camera Work: They question who was already on the moon to film the lander and the first steps.The Technology Gap: They find it hard to believe that 1969 technology allowed for clear communication from space when modern cell signals drop between a driveway and a foyer.Modern Issues: They contrast the "flawless" 60s missions with modern astronauts getting "stuck" in space, questioning why we haven't returned if the technology was mastered decades ago.

    52 min
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We're Goat & Glaze, your unlikely best buds with a shared love of the weird, the wonderful, and the glazed. In each episode, we tackle a mind-bending topic, interview a fascinating guest, and then there's Goat's Chronicles. Brace yourselves for hilarious (and slightly disturbing) tales from Goat's life that will leave you both laughing and questioning your sanity.https://www.goatandglaze.com/

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  • Creator
    Goat & Glaze
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    33
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Goat & Glaze's Podcast
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