Goat & Glaze's Podcast

Goat & Glaze
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We're Goat & Glaze, your unlikely best buds with a shared love of the weird, the wonderful, and the glazed. In each episode, we tackle a mind-bending topic, interview a fascinating guest, and then there's Goat's Chronicles. Brace yourselves for hilarious (and slightly disturbing) tales from Goat's life that will leave you both laughing and questioning your sanity.https://www.goatandglaze.com/

  1. 5d ago

    Croissants

    Send us Fan Mail The boys are back—and for the first time ever, they’re holding down the fort from separate locations! Goat and Glaze kick things off with a little holiday cheer in July, an impromptu whiskey-and-vodka brunch, and an update on Goat’s ongoing "unplanned retirement." Things quickly derail in classic Goat & Glaze fashion as they discuss: The Ultimate Flex (or Fail): Glaze’s latest watch pickup, a guy rocking two watches at once, and a terrible idea for the official "Goat & Glaze" watch line.Public Nuisances: Encountering a guy watching a "how-to-eat-a-jelly-croissant" tutorial on full speaker volume in the middle of a grocery store.Tech Traps: Why cell phones might actually be a health hazard and why Hook needs to hang onto his prepaid burner phone.Goat’s Chronicle: Goat takes us back to his roots, sharing wild childhood memories of taking Sunday family dinners inside a prison yard—and the time a fresh ex-con almost took him out over a truck tow gone wrong.Grab a drink (brunch or otherwise), hit play, and hang out with the weirdest duo on the mic!

    Croissants

  2. Jun 23

    A.A.C.

    Send us Fan Mail We are now on YouTube!!!

    A.A.C.

  3. May 18

    Got you sucka

    Send us Fan Mail Goat and Glaze celebrate making the list of the top 25 weirdest podcasts in the United States, landing at number 22. They are joined remotely by their new collaborator, Hooker, who calls into the show while completely checked out and relaxing on a beach. The trio leans heavily into their signature "Trifecta of F*****y" theme—defined by the mantra "F**k This, F**k That, F**k You"—as Glaze rants about workplace scheduling math and details a hilarious gaslighting prank he pulled on his coworkers by hiding in a hallway box and deleting his call logs. The crew wraps up the episode by sharing chaotic, legendary stories of wasting scammers' time with Google images of burning houses and recalling a bizarre restaurant incident involving an unforgettable plating mishap. Tasty?

    Got you sucka

  4. May 18

    TriFuckta

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    TriFuckta

  5. Apr 24

    Side of Rant

    Send us Fan Mail In Season 3, Episode 9 of the Goat and Glaze podcast, Goat and Glaze are joined by Corbin, who now serves as their "official unofficial producer." The crew discusses a variety of eccentric topics, including paying their production staff in pesos and bananas, the tragic story of a bullied monkey, and the strange behavior of pandas. The conversation highlights the absurd disconnect between expectation and reality, especially when assuming details without explicit confirmation, as illustrated by Glaze's experiences. Following this theme of unexpected results, Glaze shares a humorous yet horrifying story from his adult life about nearly accidentally killing himself after trying to run a window AC unit inside his apartment by setting it on a table. The hosts wrap up by addressing frustrating and entitled behavior in others, leading into a spirited "Double Side of Rant" segment.

    Side of Rant

  6. Apr 10

    Double Entendre

    Send us Fan Mail In Season 3, Episode 8 of the Goat and Glaze podcast, titled "Double Entendre," hosts Goat and Glaze are joined by Corbin for a high-energy session that kicks off with Glaze expressing extreme frustration over a technical failure that lost their previous 48-minute recording. The crew explores dark comedic territory regarding the afterlife, debating the lack of modern ghosts and jokingly suggesting that "ghost jobs" have a hierarchy where poor performance leads to being reincarnated as something insignificant. They introduce the "Trifecta of F***s" segment for their friend "Hooker" and Glaze recounts stories from high school, including a protest against a book on Hinduism and the absurdity of being disciplined for "talking" to a deaf classmate using sign language. Wrapping up with a story about a friend in prison embracing paganism, the trio announces an upcoming move to YouTube to bring their unfiltered "factual" truths to a video format.

    Double Entendre

  7. Mar 6

    It's a surprise

    Send us Fan Mail Dragons, Dinosaurs, and Distrust In this episode of the Goat and Glaze podcast, the hosts tear down the wall between "conspiracy" and "truth." What starts with a confession about "bouncing dirt" off people quickly spirals into a heated debate about why dragons are actually real—and why the government is using dinosaur skeletons to hide them.

    It's a surprise

  8. Feb 17

    Memorable Moments

    Send us Fan Mail Slapping Oil, Disgruntled Daves, and Bathroom Battles In this hilariously chaotic episode of Goat and Glaze, the guys settle in with some Gentleman Jack to trade stories from the front lines of parenting, prison slang, and the high-stakes world of hospitality. From decoding what it means to "slap the oil" to making public restrooms as uncomfortable as humanly possible, this episode is a masterclass in the "basic f****d up" nature of daily life.

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We're Goat & Glaze, your unlikely best buds with a shared love of the weird, the wonderful, and the glazed. In each episode, we tackle a mind-bending topic, interview a fascinating guest, and then there's Goat's Chronicles. Brace yourselves for hilarious (and slightly disturbing) tales from Goat's life that will leave you both laughing and questioning your sanity.https://www.goatandglaze.com/

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  • Creator
    Goat & Glaze
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    35
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Goat & Glaze's Podcast
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