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Whether it’s the sultry sounds of Detroit, the funky beats of New York, or the cool chic of London, Radio Funk is a blend of all these styles. www.funkypearls.com

  1. AI is awesome

    16h ago

    AI is awesome

    Why does Mr Radio Funk’s wife scratch better with AI than 99.9% of human DJs? Because she learned by listening to Mr Radio Funk brag… and the AI remembered every lesson without rolling its eyes. She scratches like a goddess, while he’s left saying “Ohhh yeah” in the corner. (Like finding a man who admits his woman is better than him… and owns it.) * Like a Grandmaster Flash 45 signed by an AI… and mixed by a woman tired of oversized egos. * Makes macho DJs regret ever opening their mouths. * We don’t do sexist funk here. If you’re a man, get ready to be humbled by talent. Bottom line: If you want sound so good even AI bows to the female groove, hit up Mixcloud or YouTube right here. Mr Radio Funk is 24/7, and his wife is the real scratch queen. Mmm, that’s nice! This is Mr Radio Funk, signing off. And remember if your set doesn’t make the floor shake, you’re already a ghost. Peace out, survivors. Stream now on Apple podcast, subscribe to Radio Funk Lab on YouTube, and if you’re really stuck in the Stone Age, visit our human DJs on Mixcloud. Final warning: After this, your excuses won’t age like wine they’ll just curdle. Get full access to Radio Funk at www.funkypearls.com/subscribe

    25 sec
  2. What’s the difference between a 1973 Porsche 911 and disco funk?

    4d ago

    What’s the difference between a 1973 Porsche 911 and disco funk?

    What’s the difference between a 1973 Porsche 911 and disco funk? The Porsche 911 is a German machine built to dominate the roads… while disco funk is an American machine built to dominate the dance floor. But they have one thing in common: if you own one, you’re either the boss… or a liar. (Like finding a collector who owns both… and still knows how to drive.) * Like a Kool & The Gang 45 found in the glove compartment of a 911 Targa. * Makes purists regret choosing between the two. * We don’t do compromises here. If you love both, get your wallet ready… and your ears too. Bottom line: If you want sound that rides as smooth as a 911, hit up Mixcloud or YouTube right here. Mr Radio Funk is 24/7, and his groove is as timeless as a flat-six. Ohhh yeah! This is Mr Radio Funk, signing off. And remember if your set doesn’t make the floor shake, you’re already a ghost. Peace out, survivors. Stream now on Apple podcast, subscribe to Radio Funk Lab on YouTube, and if you’re really stuck in the Stone Age, visit our human DJs on Mixcloud. Final warning: After this, your excuses won’t age like wine they’ll just curdle. Get full access to Radio Funk at www.funkypearls.com/subscribe

    1 min
  3. Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a "set for the rational"?

    6d ago

    Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a "set for the rational"?

    Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a "set for the rational"? Because his groove is so quantum it exists in two realities at once… and if you try to analyze it, you’ll end up dancing in a parallel universe before you figure it out. This is Mr Radio Funk, signing off. And remember if your set doesn’t make the floor shake, you’re already a ghost. Peace out, survivors. Stream now on Apple podcast, subscribe to Radio Funk Lab on YouTube, and if you’re really stuck in the Stone Age, visit our human DJs on Mixcloud. Final warning: After this, your excuses won’t age like wine they’ll just curdle. Get full access to Radio Funk at www.funkypearls.com/subscribe

    1 min
  4. Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a “set for the rational”?

    May 27

    Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a “set for the rational”?

    Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a “set for the rational”? Because his groove is so quantum it exists in two realities at once… and if you try to analyze it, you’ll end up dancing in a parallel universe before you figure it out. (Like finding a listener who solved the equation for perfect funk… and then forgot it.) * Like a Bootsy Collins recording where every note superimposes dimensions. * Makes the rational regret having a logical brain. * We don’t do Cartesian funk here. If you love equations, get ready to dance with uncertainty. If you want sound that defies the laws of physics, hit up Mixcloud or YouTube right here. Mr Radio Funk is 24/7, and his groove is a superposition of emotions. Mmm, that’s nice! This is Mr Radio Funk, signing off. And remember if your set doesn’t make the floor shake, you’re already a ghost. Peace out, survivors. Stream now on Apple podcast, subscribe to Radio Funk Lab on YouTube, and if you’re really stuck in the Stone Age, visit our human DJs on Mixcloud. Final warning: After this, your excuses won’t age like wine they’ll just curdle. Get full access to Radio Funk at www.funkypearls.com/subscribe

    3h 60m
  5. Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a "set for the time-pressed"?

    May 25

    Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a "set for the time-pressed"?

    Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a “set for the time-pressed”? Because his groove has its own cosmic rhythm… and if you’re chasing time, you’ll end up dancing to a melody that doesn’t exist yet. (Like finding a listener who’s already lived their whole life… before the set even starts.) Like a Parliament-Funkadelic recording where every note travels at the speed of light. Makes the time-pressed regret having legs. We don’t do express funk here. If you’re in a hurry, sit down and listen to the universe dance. If you want sound that slows down time, hit up Mixcloud or YouTube right here. Mr Radio Funk is 24/7, and his groove is a time machine. Ohhh yeah! This is Mr Radio Funk, signing off. And remember if your set doesn’t make the floor shake, you’re already a ghost. Peace out, survivors. Stream now on Apple podcast, subscribe to Radio Funk Lab on YouTube, and if you’re really stuck in the Stone Age, visit our human DJs on Mixcloud. Final warning: After this, your excuses won’t age like wine they’ll just curdle. Get full access to Radio Funk at www.funkypearls.com/subscribe

    1 hr

  6. May 20

    Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a “set for the sleepy”?

    Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a “set for the sleepy”? Because his groove is so electrifying it wakes up even coma patients… and if you dare to yawn, you’ll find yourself dancing on a cloud of synths before your feet hit the ground. (Like finding a listener who fell asleep during a Jimmy Nolen guitar solo… and actually remembers it.) * Like a live James Brown recording at the Apollo in 1963… where even the seats started moving. * Makes the sleepy regret having eyelids. * We don’t do lullaby funk here. If you’re tired, get ready to be revived by the bass. If you want sound that defies drowsiness, hit up Mixcloud or YouTube right here. Mr Radio Funk is 24/7, and his groove is a musical defibrillator. Ohhh yeah! This is Mr Radio Funk, signing off. And remember if your set doesn’t make the floor shake, you’re already a ghost. Peace out, survivors. Stream now on Apple podcast, subscribe to Radio Funk Lab on YouTube, and if you’re really stuck in the Stone Age, visit our human DJs on Mixcloud. Final warning: After this, your excuses won’t age like wine they’ll just curdle. Get full access to Radio Funk at www.funkypearls.com/subscribe

    3 min
  7. Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a “set for the distracted”?

    May 16

    Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a “set for the distracted”?

    Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a “set for the distracted”? Because his groove is so captivating it sucks in your attention like a black hole… and if you let yourself get distracted, you’ll end up stuck in a bass loop for eternity. (Like finding a listener who’s made it through an entire set without checking their phone.) * Like a Funkadelic recording where every note creates a parallel universe. * Makes the distracted regret having fingers. * We don’t do passive funk here. If you’re not 100% in, get ready to be pulled in. If you want sound that pins you down, hit up Mixcloud or YouTube right here. Mr Radio Funk is 24/7, and his groove is a gravitational force. Mmm, that’s nice! This is Mr Radio Funk, signing off. And remember if your set doesn’t make the floor shake, you’re already a ghost. Peace out, survivors. Stream now on Apple podcast, subscribe to Radio Funk Lab on YouTube, and if you’re really stuck in the Stone Age, visit our human DJs on Mixcloud. Final warning: After this, your excuses won’t age like wine they’ll just curdle. Get full access to Radio Funk at www.funkypearls.com/subscribe

    1 min
  8. Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a “set for skeptics”?

    May 13

    Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a “set for skeptics”?

    Why does Mr Radio Funk never do a “set for skeptics”? Because his groove is so real it makes you question reality… and if you don’t believe in the magic of funk, you’ve never truly listened. (Like finding a scientist who proved funk is a fundamental force of the universe.) Like a Michael Jackson recording where every note defies the laws of physics. Makes skeptics regret having a brain. We don’t do rational funk here. If you need proof, close your eyes and let go. If you want sound that defies logic, hit up Mixcloud or YouTube right here. Mr Radio Funk is 24/7, and his groove is a religion. Ohhh yeah! This is Mr Radio Funk, signing off. And remember if your set doesn’t make the floor shake, you’re already a ghost. Peace out, survivors. Stream now on Apple podcast, subscribe to Radio Funk Lab on YouTube, and if you’re really stuck in the Stone Age, visit our human DJs on Mixcloud. Final warning: After this, your excuses won’t age like wine they’ll just curdle. Get full access to Radio Funk at www.funkypearls.com/subscribe

    3 min
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