This week, we’re talking about being childfree, adult friendship, and work boundaries: why Jocelyn does not have kids and why one cat is already a lot, the strangers on TikTok asking for your phone number so y’all can be friends, and Jocelyn’s rule that a happy hour after work is on her time, not the company’s. We also get into the friend who waters a succulent with a shot glass, why Jade will not hand cash to a cashier under 30, the people who get promoted, team building every single month, and the Tae Bo and P90X series they want to film. Whether you’re navigating the no-kids question, trying to make friends as a grown woman, or a job that keeps scheduling things after you clock out, this episode will feel like sitting with two friends who truly get it. New episodes every Wednesday. Follow the podcast everywhere you listen. Acast Show NotesGetting jiggy with it, and Jade singing En Vogue for no reasonJade is on a two week hiatus from nursing school and says she is too old for itPaul Wall never cussed and nobody noticedJade hissed at her son once, and now he hisses at everybodyJade’s son asked for a picture-day photo to give a girl at school, and learned about prom from a Hilary Duff movieWhy Jocelyn does not have kids: the patience, and what it takes to keep things aliveJocelyn is overwhelmed with the catJocelyn took over her friend’s succulent after she caught him watering it with a shot glassWater it rarely, but water it well. Bottom feeding, new soil, and a monthly reminderPlanty, the office plant Jocelyn turned into six plantsStrangers on TikTok posting that they are looking for friends, with their exact location, telling people to DM their phone numberBFF Indy, and why meeting in public is the safer versionWe used to give strangers our number in high school. It was a house phone and your mama was screeningThe Nokia brick, the snake game, and five business days on one chargeJocelyn: DM my number? What are you talking about, weirdo? Jade: let’s meet somewhereHow much is tied to your phone number now, and why scammers can read the thread tooJade: people are lonely out here, and the friends you meet organically are messing up too, so why not try a stranger? Same oddsBurned by everything but a lighter, and the pants that almost caught fireWhy are cashiers hoarding the dividers?Jade will not hand cash to a cashier under 30, and Jocelyn used to freeze when somebody handed her a checkUncredit cards, and how credit cards worked before the internetJocelyn was the cashier, Jade worked at the hotel, and Jade says there ain’t nothing but whores in a hotelJocelyn’s whole job history on one hand, and Jade’s rule that very few places get a noticeYou can’t use me as a reference, and why neither of them wants a job because of somebody elseDo you change for work? Friendly without being informativeHappy hours: during work hours Jocelyn is there like swimwear, after work she is on her own timeJade: the people who get promoted are the ones who goWhy one of them was glad to leave corporate, and why the bar is always wrongHappy hour was 2 to 4 until they moved it to 4 to 6My staff only came for the free food. Is it free if it costs your time?Jocelyn lives to eat, and could have been happier at Chick-fil-ATeam building every single month, five managers, and the one game that actually worksThe future challenge: Tae Bo, P90X, Jillian Michaels, and Shaun T on cameraClosing out every bar, then Steak ’n Shake, Denny’s, Kilroy’s, or IHOPMoons Over My Hammy, ham, steak, salmon, and who could go pescatarianBacon, greens, fried cabbage, and why kimchi should not crunchTuna packets at work, and the coworker who crop dusted the whole aisleYou do not fart in other people’s bedrooms, and you do not blow your nose at the tableDo all the things: like, comment, share, rate, and review Two lives. Two perspectives. One unfiltered conversation.#AGirlsPerspective #Childfree #VibeTribe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
