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Jock, John and Jackson

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It’s the episode they didn’t want you to see. They tried to take us down. It is a totally normal episode don’t let them tell you otherwise. They are after you. They want you to stop listening. You have to subscribe to break the curse. They are coming. Be careful. Gamble on soldiers Watch the video episode on our youtube (everything will make more sense). Follow our socials: Youtube Pod Channel Youtube Main Channel Instagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: threecentspod@gmail.com

53 min
May 16

Episode 53: Fictional Mother Fight Night

JOCK IS GONE! Oh no!! He is alive and well he just went somewhere. Anyway Jackson and John are still here and to chat about a variety of topics. There are big discussions about the Top 10 things of all time and which fictional mothers would win in a street fight scenario. Some funny lil jokes and such along the way… and perhaps maybe a special guest calls in. 🤔Enjoy!!! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: threecentspod@gmail.com CHAPTERS: 0:00 A Cappella intro 0:40 TOP 10 Q’s for Women aged 50 1:40 Top 10 Things of All Time 28:07 Which mum would win in a fight? 41:17 Jock calls in!! 42:00 Jock is in New Zealand!! 49:45 Jock’s Marge vs Lois take 54:00 The mum fight CHAMPIONSHIP 59:35 Transformerz 1:01:00 TV endings & time-jumps 1:05:35 GARY (2026)

1h 11m
May 3

Episode 52: The Worst Opening 20 Minutes of All Time

Hello, here is another episode of the podcast. This one is a funny one! Lots of storytelling in this one with the lads recounting stories from their childhoods and more recent activities. Sorry to the cinephiles but there is not much film talk, but instead there's a good 30 minutes talking about poo/turds!! But it is actually kinda funny and nuanced and niche. So yeah. Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: threecentspod@gmail.com Chapters: 0:00 Welcome back! 0:01 Jock poos his pants 5:34 John poos his pants 6:50 Farting at the urinal 9:12 Sponsored segment 10:22 John farts at urinal next to a guy 13:48 John gets accused of being Mexican 15:45 Jackson milk guy 16:30 The Power of the Fart 19:00 How to mask a fart 22:33 Jock’s teacher does poopy 24:55 Awesome iPad kid 28:05 Favourite childhood toy 30:44 Marbles & Ruth Ginsburg machines 34:10 Using the fire escape 38:04 Jock steals stuff 41:30 Throwing stuff off balconies 43:18 Child jackson steals 46:55 Legalise dumpster diving 52:05 FaZe Banks 53:30 Sometimes art sucks 55:05 PIRACY 🏴‍☠️🦜 57:30 Dwink water!! 59:20 Australian ‘celebrities’ 1:06:45 Renaissance nudes!!

1h 10m
Apr 18

Episode 51: Talk Show is the New Podcast

PODCAST OR TALK SHOW. This is the big question that is asked this week. In this process the lads attempt to create various talk-show-esque segments (Jimmy Fallon style). We also discuss recent films like Hoppers, The Drama, Super Mario Galaxy, etc. We also impersonate minions for like 7 minutes. So do we come to a conclusion for this big question?... No, but it’s kinda funny I think. WATCH NOW! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: threecentspod@gmail.com Chapters: 0:00 Talk Show vs. Podcast 1:25 Our new segment 3:40 Religion 6:00 Egyptian Mythology 7:10 #fentthoughts 9:40 Some tattoos should be banned 10:55 Lawmaking segment 12:17 What crime would you commit? 17:08 Usain Bolt marketing team 18:30 Ethan Torpedo 21:20 Hoppers (2026) 27:17 7 minute minion impression 34:17 Inventions segment 38:50 Vitaly incident 39:40 Acronym segment 46:05 BELLYBALL 52:30 What’s the best sauce? 57:00 Artemis II 1:00:00 Doctor Whom 1:03:30 Representation in film 1:05:45 The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026) 1:10:35 The Drama vs. Project Hail Mary

1h 13m
Apr 4

Episode 50: We Gave our Intern a Soundboard

The lads have officially reached episode 50 (FIFTY)!! WOW!! Crazy stuff! To celebrate, they begin by discussing the origins of furries and bronies, before moving onto further chat about gambling, banks, Pompeii and some general film discussion as well. Intern David also discovered how to use a soundboard, curious to hear what silly sounds he produces? WATCH NOW!! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: threecentspod@gmail.com Chapters: 0:00 Episode 50!! 1:30 Furries & Bronies 9:18 Bunny Rabbit Origin 13:13 Banks & Gentlemen’s Clubs 22:50 American Psycho 25:23 Upcoming Movies (Heat 2, Hail Mary, etc) 28:10 Ryan Gosling crazy guy 31:50 Pompeii reenactment 36:40 New National Anthem 38:50 Jackson’s never seen Star Wars 41:00 Jackson wins the lottery 48:05 Rating American foods 49:40 Jock creates words 51:30 What animal would u be?? 54:40 Will Smith did WHAT?

58 min
Mar 21

Episode 49: It's Tavern Time Somewhere

Jock is back!! And the lads return to form by talking about a whole bunch of important stuff! This includes getting hammered in medieval times, scamming people on TikTok live, the Holocaust, Deji, and more!! Jock also tells stories from his recent trip to the States, want to know what he got up to? TUNE IN NOW TO FIND OUT 🧟 Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: threecentspod@gmail.com Chapters: 0:00 Old people 2:30 Welcome back Jock!! 4:00 Selling rocks on TikTok 12:12 Heterosapiens 13:35 Jock’s US road trip 18:00 Stalking TikTokers 21:40 Deji and the Sidemen i guess 23:00 Michael B. Jordan win Oscar! 24:00 Impact frames 25:15 Funny little guy Oscar 28:45 Slurs in NYC 31:13 FMK: mean, median, mode 34:00 NYC & Boston 37:12 Holocaust memorial & cop slide 39:35 Tourists & the name Clint 42:10 Meta Rayban Pranks 47:37 Would we do well in medieval times? 54:00 How would you impress the princess? 58:40 Jock’s gay Greek book 1:02:50 A final word from Jock

1h 9m
Mar 7

Episode 48: We Discuss Famous Conspiracies

In their final episode without Jock, John and Jackson assemble a team to breakdown the world's biggest conspiracies. Joined by guests Daniel and Ezra, the lads will uncover the global implications of Guy Sebastian, the harsh realities of Michael Jackson, and finally decide whether or not it really was Adam Savage in that one picture. Tune in to find out! Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Instagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: threecentspod@gmail.com Chapters: 0:00 The guys are here 2:13 Cameras & Moon landing 4:00 the BIG reveal!! 5:05 The Virus & Guy Sebastian 13:35 JFK & the Irish 17:35 new ranking scale 19:35 Paul McCartney 22:18 Michael Jackson 27:00 The new 67 27:50 Michael Jackson’s face 32:48 Adam Savage’s hole 39:13 THE Island 49:25 Top 10 suspects 54:19 Baby boy Daniel vs. the elite 1:00:20 The BIG finale 1:04:20 Ez says goodbye :)

1h 7m
Feb 21

Episode 47: Fighting the King Crab (with @WoofaYT)

To try and fill the void left by Jock, John and Jackson are joined today by their friend Daniel. Together, they explore the true meaning of being alive, how to make it online, and whether dreams really mean anything. Watch the video episode on our youtube. Follow our socials: Youtube Main Channel Youtube Pod Channel Instagram TikTok Also available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more! Get in contact with us: threecentspod@gmail.com Chapters: 0:00 Welcome Daniel (aka Woofa)!! 1:40 Coke vs Pepsi 4:22 Business vs Pleasure 9:30 Guessing Trump nicknames 19:00 Daniel’s letterboxd top 4 24:23 How old can you get? 27:47 King Crab 31:20 Daniel vs. a BIG animal 34:25 What do dreams mean? 37:27 Jock calls in!! 39:36 Obama confirms aliens 44:15 We give Daniel ideas 47:10 Public pranks 49:12 Pee vs. Poo 53:14 The most important question of all time 55:20 Reality show challenges 58:50 iDubbbz 1:03:40 The Woofa voice 1:10:39 Star signs

1h 18m

Your chronically online media consumers: Jock, John and Jackson

Creator

Jock, John and Jackson
Years Active

2024 - 2026
Episodes

54
Rating

Explicit
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© Jock, John and Jackson
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