How To Have It All

How To Have It All
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We're field testing popular advice on how to get your life together... and seeing what happens.

  1. 06/19/2025

    ACAB includes our HOA

    This week we’re telling you all about how White America is Under Attack By The Gays and also about what it’s like to just um, not buy groceries I guess?

    1h 1m

  2. 06/05/2025 ·  Bonus

    Sad tradwife summer

    This week’s main episode is up (FREE) on our patreon because it’s a gosh darn bummer, so if you’re in the mood for THAT, go give it a listen!

    3 min

  3. 05/29/2025 ·  Bonus

    The NFL apron tier list - part 2!

    Wow lucky you it’s a free ticket to a “live” podcast recording! We’re finishing up our tier list for the Hadley & Bennett NFL collab aprons on this most sacred B week

    52 min

  4. 05/24/2025

    Sleeptalking

    This week, we are both catching up on how getting our circadian rhythms under control is going (and checking in with The Sleep Prescription), and also are very very tired. Thanks for being here!!

    45 min

  5. 05/15/2025 ·  Bonus

    the NFL apron tier list - Part 1!

    Welcome to the first annual edition of B week! this week we're f*****g around and reviewing the officially licensed NFL aprons from Hedley & Bennett aka the ampersand aprons that all the social media chefs wear.

    59 min

  6. 05/08/2025

    … is this anything??

    We’ve unlocked the secret to happiness this week and it might just be eating and sleeping? Dunno we’ve never actually tried that shit it sounds like it’s for nerds. But fr the sleep prescription check in and excitement for week two of restaurant dropout.

    1h 26m

  7. 05/01/2025

    Spring Break Recap Pt. 2 - Beach Brawl Edition

    It’s finally here the content you’ve been waiting patiently for, the beach brawl episode! Also listen to the end for our update on The Sleep Prescription by Dr. Aric Prather and Penelope’s New B******t Corner: the Restaurant Dropout Substack by Zoe Barrie Soderstrom.

    1h 20m

  8. 04/24/2025

    The Spring Break Recap Pt. 1

    This one’s for the hardcore sickos who want to know the mundane details of our road trip to Myrtle Beach, SC. Check out part two for the real wild content you normally come here for.

    44 min
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We're field testing popular advice on how to get your life together... and seeing what happens.

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