ASBC / Father (Art) and Son (Elliot) Talk About Everything

Art Vile, Elliot
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Welcome to (ASBC) A Series of Bleeps & Crashes, hosted by the father and son duo: Art Vile and Elliot. Join us as we converse about our individual journeys through the perspective of two different generations. Have a laugh and come into our world and stay for a few minutes and chit chat with us about this ever-changing world.

  1. Making New Math: You Stepping Over the Line!

    May 19

    Making New Math: You Stepping Over the Line!

    S3 : EP 7 — Making New Math: You Stepping Over the Line! 🎙️ We’re talking confusion today, childhood trauma, protecting your peace, victim mentality, secrets, bad people winning, and why healthy disagreement matters. From; tech necks, cavity conspiracies, and brutally honest friendships — this episode is funny, raw, unhinged, and somehow still healing. We big each other up, then immediately talk shit. Balance. 🍀

    39 min
  2. Do You Kiss Your Pets On The Lips?!

    Apr 28

    Do You Kiss Your Pets On The Lips?!

    S3 : EP6 - “Do you kiss your pet on the lips”? Zero patience. Infinite petty rage. This podcast dives into the everyday nonsense that quietly ruins our sanity—from baby talk with your pets to “Foods we won’t try”. It’s, sarcastic, and just self-aware enough to admit we might be the problem. Tune in, get annoyed, feel seen. Don't forget to follow us and share some feedback Email us your questions: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes@gmail. com Visit our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com Listen to our album on Spotify: the Dirty Street Pigeons!!! Follow me on TikTok: @artysneezed

    41 min
  3. Cheeto Dust on All My Fingers

    Apr 9

    Cheeto Dust on All My Fingers

    S3 : EP5 “Cheeto Dust on all my Fingers” Goes all-in on guilty pleasures; the messy, embarrassing, weirdly satisfying kind. From stress-eating binges and a childhood lemon-eating disaster to athlete’s foot confessions and an ice-cold slushee Snapple obsession, nothing is off-limits. Add telemarketer avoidance and side eye for people who skip the sink after using public restrooms, and you’ve got chaos that hits a little too close to home. Underneath it all, there’s growth. We dig into empathy, second chances, and the idea that the “black sheep becomes the GOAT.” Not everyone deserves endless chances but some people really do change. Between life getting harder and people getting softer in the right ways, we ask: are we evolving… or just coping louder? Don't forget to follow us and share some feedback. Email us your questions: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes@gmail.com Visit our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com Follow me on TikTok: @artysneezed **Special Shot Out to***@RGV_Recommends Listen to our music: The Dirty Street Pigeons (on Spotify) Thank you for all of your support...bleep bleep bleep!!

    50 min
  4. What's Going on Here Mate?!

    Mar 24

    What's Going on Here Mate?!

    S3 : EP4 — “What’s going on here, mate?” We’re back from Cancun—sunburned, overcharged, and questioning everything. From a wild Michael Jackson impersonator at The Borracho Burro Cantina to strangers hijacking conversations like unpaid co-hosts, it gets weird fast. We debate whether travel is overrated, touch on how different cultures handle death, and Fry some Fish: Texas freeways (Elliot’s enemy), bartering (Arty’s nightmare), and vacation markups. Funny, and a little existential. Yanelly brings a lot of insight with these topics! Don’t forget to follow us and share some feedback. Email us your questions: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes@gmail.com Visit our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com Follow me on TikTok: @artysneezed Listen to our music: The Dirty Street Pigeons (on Spotify) Thank you for all of your support…bleep bleep 🤬 bleep!!

    34 min
  5. Yes I'm The Troll and What of It?

    Mar 10

    Yes I'm The Troll and What of It?

    S3 : EP2 “Yes, I’m the Troll 👿… and What of It?” This week we’re calling out the weird little things humans do on autopilot—like smacking the remote like it owes us rent, aggressively mashing elevator buttons, and opening the fridge for the 6th time hoping a pizza magically spawned. We also dive into the completely made-up social rules everyone obeys for no reason: the awkward “after you” door standoff, fake “we should hang out sometime” promises, and the sacred last slice of pizza nobody is brave enough to claim. Basically… we’re questioning society’s dumbest habits, exposing our brain’s weird glitches, and yes—trolling humanity a little along the way. Have a seat and lend us your ears. Let’s fry some fish together. If you’ve ever said “what?” and then answered the question anyway… this episode is for you. 🎙️🔥 Follow me on TikTok @artysneezed Send us your questions: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes@gmail.com Visit our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com Want to promote a business? Service or product? Contact us! Thank you for listening, it's Season 3!! Whooo hoooo Don't forget to follow and comment! Co-Host: Elliot Co-Host: Yanelly Co-Host: Arty Sneezed 🤧

    32 min
  6. That's a Toe Tapper

    Feb 19

    That's a Toe Tapper

    S3 : EP 1 “That’s a Toe Tapper” Do you feel music… or is it just background noise while you shampoo? 🎧 This week we dive into whether people actually connect to lyrics or just vibe on the surface. Are you the “music is my entire personality” type, or the “wait… there were words?” type? Meanwhile, we’ve got fish to fry: Elliot is personally victimized by the lack of a home water dispenser, declares war on canker sores, and continues his lifelong beef with Texas freeways. We also break down the art of spotting a fake crying victim vs. a real tear shedding human because not all sniffles are created equal. Plus, Elliot’s maturing… and honestly? It looks good on him. Shoutout to our resident guest Yanelly for pulling up and keeping us grounded (somebody has to). Press play. Stay hydrated. Avoid the freeways 🛣️ Follow me on TikTok @artysneezed Send us your questions: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes@gmail.com Visit our website: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com Want to promote a business? Service or product? Contact us! Thank you for listening, it’s Season 3!! Whooo hoooo Don’t forget to follow and comment!

    41 min
  7. Ride it Until The Roller Skate Wheels Fall Off

    Feb 4

    Ride it Until The Roller Skate Wheels Fall Off

    S2 : EP 26 Episode 1: “Ride It Until the Roller Skate Wheel Falls Off” This episode is about knowing when to quit… and all the dumb places we refuse to. We talk eating food that’s clearly expired, living off lunch specials like it’s a religion, reusing plastic utensils like pioneers, and why loud sneezers act like they’re performing for Broadway. We rant about parents who won’t be the boss, public spitters, and people who talk in public like they’re hosting a TED Talk. Plus: tortilla chips that attack your gums, bathroom stalls held hostage by phone-scrolling strangers, and that moment when you’re the only one laughing and still going. Basically: when should you raise the white flag… and when do you ride it until the wheel falls off? Bad habits. Pet peeves. Zero dignity. 🛼💀 Don’t forget to follow us or subscribe. Email us your questions: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes@gmail.com Visit our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com Follow me on TikTok @artysneezed Want us to promote your business? product or Services? Contact us!

    31 min
  8. You're Officially a Sliding Ankle Sock...

    Jan 15

    You're Officially a Sliding Ankle Sock...

    S2 : EP25 Welcome to : You’re officially a Sliding Ankle Sock 🧦 Annoying, uncomfortable, and somehow everywhere. Kinda of like people who eat your food and expect you to share but hide their food in their room so they don’t have to share. They make things uncomfortable, sort of like a sliding ankle sock. We bounce through chaotic debates like ranch vs. farm, school, Stranger Things, and the ultimate question: what’s your last meal? (Chili cheese fries, obviously 🌶️🍟). Plus, we dive deep into—sleep paralysis is not a bad dream. Your brain wakes up, your body doesn’t, and fear shows up uninvited. Scary stuff. “Do You Have a Fish to Fry?”—the segment where we air out the petty things that quietly ruin our day. **A very special thanks to our listeners for helping us reach the end of Season 2! We are super grateful 🥹 for your support.** Leave us a review or comment & please follow us & tell all your friends. Send us your questions: aseriesofbleepsandcrashes@gmail.com Visit our website: www.aseriesofbleepsandcrashes.com Follow me on TikTok: @artysneezed Contact us if you want to promote a product, business or service.

    34 min
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Welcome to (ASBC) A Series of Bleeps & Crashes, hosted by the father and son duo: Art Vile and Elliot. Join us as we converse about our individual journeys through the perspective of two different generations. Have a laugh and come into our world and stay for a few minutes and chit chat with us about this ever-changing world.

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