The C Word

Kio, Matt and friends

Join Matt, Kio and friends on a wild ride through the ever-evolving worlds of cryptocurrency, AI, and the future. Expect hilarious stories, mind-bending experiences, and deep dives into the anomalies that shape our reality. Whether you're a crypto newbie or a seasoned pro, get ready for a relaxed, funny, and surprisingly insightful journey. You might even learn something along the way! Buckle up, it's gonna be a ride!

  1. 12/25/2025

    From TradFi to "Trump Coin": Why I’m Shorting the Whole Crypto Market

    rom the sterile trading floors of the City to the high-leverage chaos of Mexc, Episode 15 of The C Word Podcast breaks down the culture shock of moving from TradFi to the world of "Trump Coin" and meme tokens. We explore the "permabear" strategy of making money by shorting low-quality projects, the hypocrisy of traditional fund managers who bash crypto while secretly owning Bitcoin ETFs, and the dark reality of how global events are viewed on a professional trading floor. The episode also touches on the mysterious market influence of Barron Trump, the possibility of a "Black Mirror" future where everyone has their own personal currency, and a deep dive into why AI is still fundamentally incapable of being funny. It’s an unfiltered look at volatility, human "hopium," and the divide between investing and gambling—just remember, this is purely for entertainment and definitely not financial advice.

    16 min

  2. 12/25/2025

    Inside the Trump Family Crypto Empire: Why Barron is the Real Mastermind

    From the towering 6'9" presence of Barron Trump and theories about him being the family's "DeFi Visionary" with a $150 million crypto fortune, to the terrifying reality of watching your money vanish for two days during a botched bridge to StarkNet, Episode 14 of The C Word Podcast covers the high-stakes world of Web3 power. We explore the "tainted wallet" phenomenon where one accidental transaction can sanction your entire portfolio, the upcoming arrival of Waymo’s driverless taxis in London, and the bizarre odds on Polymarket regarding a potential SBF pardon. We also dive into the "Pelosi ETF" and wrap things up with a pair of AI-generated jokes that prove that while finance is being decentralized, bad comedy is still very much a centralized problem. It’s an unfiltered look at power, tech, and the "crypto trauma" of the modern degen—just remember, this is purely for entertainment and definitely not financial advice.

    23 min

  3. 12/25/2025

    The $40k Rugging Operation: How Sophisticated Scams Actually Work

    From making a grand total of $47 rugging your own shitcoin on PumpFun to witnessing the $40,000 professional "operations" behind the industry's biggest scams, Episode 13 of The C Word Podcast is a deep dive into the chaotic reality of the "Degen journey". We break down the madness of Token 2049 Singapore—the world’s biggest crypto conference where the side events never sleep and "hench devs" settle their scores at Crypto Fight Night. Plus, we discuss why the market is being "overrun" by AI-driven projects and end with our infamous "bad joke" section that proves AI still hasn't mastered comedy. It's an unfiltered look at the diverse, volatile, and often hilarious state of Web3 today—just remember, this is purely for entertainment and definitely not financial advice.

    25 min

  4. 12/24/2025

    Trump Jr, 5 AM Benders & Why AI Is "Overrunning" Crypto | Token 2049 Tell-All

    From 5:00 AM benders in Singapore to the "pin-drop" silence of Donald Trump Jr.’s awkward keynote, this episode of The C Word Podcast uncovers the chaotic reality of Token 2049. We dive into why the crypto world is currently being "overrun" by AI companies peddling customer service bots, the "sausage fest" reality of elite Bitcoin meetups, and the rise of Crypto Fight Night where influencers and "hench devs" trade blows in the ring. Between discussing the "crypto trauma" of 23-year-old millionaires and the mysterious absence of crypto.com, we even put AI to the test to see if it can write a joke that isn’t a total "red card" offense. It’s a deep dive into the diverse, volatile, and often hilarious state of Web3 today—just remember, this is purely for entertainment and definitely not financial advice.

    34 min

  5. 12/08/2025

    Crypto Mansions, NFT tickets and when NOT to use CASH

    Crypto culture meets real-world utility. This week we talk Builder’s Mansion (yes, an actual mansion near Paris) and why in-person builder energy still hits differently — especially in the Solana scene. Then we get into why NFT tickets are still a match made in heaven, how they can act as proof of ownership/membership, and why the tech makes resale royalties and anti-scalping way more realistic than traditional systems. We also unpack what held ticketing back last time (hello, door scanning + identity checks), why it’s easier to build now thanks to better payment gateways and “vibe coding,” and how a unified, simple tool could genuinely help independent venues and small events without getting trapped in legacy ticketing giants. Plus: a quick reality check on the fiat/regulatory side and what partnering with payments providers can simplify. And Kio tees up an upcoming video: Top 10 Things I Wish I Knew About Blockchains - including the costly lesson that chains don’t talk to each other.

    12 min

  6. 10/16/2025

    JELLY BEANZ and SUBWAY RATS, Corporate IMPOSTERS and Crypto MELTDOWNS

    Welcome back to The C Word Podcast - Episode 7! We discuss where JPEGs grow up, get a job, and sometimes become… weather reporters. We revisit Jelly Bean Buds (10k adorable beans that ran into an OpenSea “nah, not today” moment), then sprint through dynamic NFTs like Subway Rats and moon-phase werewolves that literally change with the sky. We daydream a Weather NFT powered by your IP (sorry, VPN goblins), flirt with merch, and unpack how “cool tech” became “it’s just a picture, bro” when prices dipped. There’s a Soho saga about Blacks (NFT memberships > lights off), some honest “did I just lose money or am I remembering selectively?” crypto therapy, and the heroic-but-hamstrung No Turkeys charity push—featuring the eternal boss fight: AML paperwork. Bonus: a Zeebu Live tale where billions in potential donations met a brick wall called “process”.

    28 min

  7. 08/04/2025

    NFTs Are Breaking, Barclays Are Banning and the Internet Has SECRET GUARDIANS

    🎧 The C Word Podcast - Episode 6: "NFTs Are Breaking, Barclays Is Banning, and the Internet Has Secret Keys?!"Welcome back to The C Word Podcast, where crypto chaos meets cold brews ☕️ and hot takes! In this episode:- Why your expensive NFT might just be a broken image 🤯- The secret ceremony that keeps the internet alive 🔑- James Howells officially gives up the search for his £570M Bitcoin hard drive 🪦- Barclays bans crypto (again) 💳❌And yes… stablecoins might be the future, but they come with strings attached 🎭Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and stake responsibly. Or don’t. We’re not your financial advisor. 🧃Keep in touch - whenever you do your thing:- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.c.word.podcast- YouTube Shorts: https://www.youtube.com/@TheCWord-Podcast/shorts- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@the.c.word.pod- Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61573207761608- Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/27FSVlfEwsntyH6auE8Apz- Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-c-word/id1791642110- Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/6b3e41f2-c3d2-4a1c-8712-347146c75406/the-c-wordTimestamps:00:00 - Intro & NFT Error Messages 💻01:33 - Clonex NFT Hosting Fail 🚫📷03:04 - Downgraded Servers & No More Pictures 🖼️💸04:36 - Cloudflare Costs & Dev Mistakes ☁️06:07 - The Problem with Decentralized Storage 🗃️07:33 - The Internet’s Secret Key Ceremony 🧙‍♂️🔐09:10 - The Guy Who Keeps Internet Time 🕰️👨‍💻10:43 - The Illuminati of DNS? 🔺🌐12:14 - RIP James Howells' Bitcoin Fortune 💀🪙13:46 - Why the UK Landfill Killed His Dream 🚮15:17 - Legal Shut Down & Rotten Drives 📉16:49 - Movie Rights & Million Pound Mistakes 🎬18:16 - Barclays Says NO to Crypto Credit Buys 💳🚫19:47 - The Crypto Shadow War 🤺21:17 - AI, Ads & Financial Panic 🤖📉22:45 - Will Crypto Ever Reach Shops? 🛒24:13 - Stablecoins: The Trojan Horse? 🐴💵25:43 - Freezable Tokens?! 🥶27:12 - Institutional Control Creeping In 🕵️‍♂️28:42 - Is This Still Crypto, or Just Fiat 2.0? 🏦30:13 - Stablecoins in Shops? Maybe Soon™️31:41 - Crypto Vouchers & Real-World Utility 🎟️33:10 - Final Thoughts & UK Falling Behind 🇬🇧🐌

    34 min

  8. 07/13/2025

    Crypto Mics, SHIB Dumps & Trump’s Token Meal

    🎧 The C Word Podcast - Episode 5: "Crypto Mics, SHIB Dumps & Trump’s Token Meal"In this whirlwind 19-minute episode, we chat about the unpredictable British weather before diving into DJT watch and Donald Trump’s bizarre crypto meal appearance for token holders. We share the paranoia of buying our brand-new microphones with crypto, discuss how using liquidity pools earned us free crypto, and unpack the emotional rollercoaster of dumping nearly half a trillion SHIB. Plus, our brand new “How to Make Money with Crypto” YouTube video is out now, and we compare traditional banking savings accounts with crypto liquidity pools.Grab your tea, your ledger, and join us!Whether you’re a blockchain wizard, a financial skeptic, or just here to figure out why your wallet is empty and your GPU is on fire—this one’s for you.Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and stake responsibly. Or don’t. We’re not your financial advisor. 🧃

    19 min
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Join Matt, Kio and friends on a wild ride through the ever-evolving worlds of cryptocurrency, AI, and the future. Expect hilarious stories, mind-bending experiences, and deep dives into the anomalies that shape our reality. Whether you're a crypto newbie or a seasoned pro, get ready for a relaxed, funny, and surprisingly insightful journey. You might even learn something along the way! Buckle up, it's gonna be a ride!

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    Kio, Matt and friends
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