Your Internet Boyfriends

HeadStuff Podcasts
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Your Internet Boyfriends is a weekly catch up podcast from two Irish comedians - one gay, one straight, both gorgeous - navigating dating, life and disasters in London through completely different lenses. Each week is a mix of queer/straight laugh out loud stories, a little too honest confessions, unqualifited advice to listeners and the kind of unfiltered conversations you’ll whisper to your friends. Mark and Denis are the honest, funny and unexpectedly wholesome queer-straight friendship you didn’t know you needed.

  1. 3D AGO

    #61 Held Together in A&E and Sharing a Dada

    This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, things spiral immediately from sleep deprivation to one of the most unhinged stories the podcast has ever told. Mark is running on three hours of sleep after a chaotic night out (cheers to the clocks going forward), dragging himself through work while barely functioning. But that’s nothing compared to what’s coming… The boys get into: Mark’s Strava scandal — confidently claiming 5Ks that were actually closer to 2K The reality of internet attention, unanswered DMs, and fans turning feral And then… the story.

    52 min

  2. MAR 26

    #60 Mark and Denis Nearly Breakup

    It finally happened, Mark nearly ruined the podcast by pushing it too far. He showed Denis something by accident... if only Denis' girlfriend wasn't sitting in the chair next to them when it happened. You're lucky there is an episode this week. This episode we also chat about: The Blue Pill Naked Butlers Pot Noodles in Ubers Pink suitcases This podcast is hosted by the Headstuff Podcast Network

    47 min

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  4. MAR 19

    #59 Jessie Buckley and The Manosphere - Plus Big News

    Mark and Denis are moving studio and have big news to go with it. They're pregnant. No, not yet but they have been scooped up by a big podcast network so its all go and its tipping Mark over the edge. Plus they delve into the Manosphere, Jesse Buckleys big win and the great easter egg debate.

    43 min

  5. MAR 12

    #58 Mam Comes to Visit and the Prison Sauna

    After an incredible live podcast show, Denis’ family arrives in London… which quickly turns into multiple dinners, menu complaints, chicken nuggets diplomacy, and Mark finally meeting Denis’ mother (who may now prefer him to Denis). Meanwhile Mark escapes to Madrid for tapas, drag shows, and making new friends on a night out — before reality hits on the way home with delayed flights, drunken airport chaos, and getting stranded at Tottenham Hale in the middle of the night. Also in this episode: Sunglasses debates and Gen Z fashion Pokémon nostalgia and childhood memories Airport disasters and late-night travel chaos Why straight women run gay nightlife social logistics The strange joy of making crafts as a child Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    58 min

  6. MAR 5

    #57 Fake Tan Drips, Glass Toilets & Punch The Monkey

    Why does Denis have to admire every hot man Mark points out, but Mark won’t engage when Denis clocks a hot woman? We start with Mark attempting a pre-show glow-up… only for a leaky fake tan bottle to leave him looking like he’s been splashed with brown sauce. Then it’s straight into a heated debate about street-spotting double standards. After that, we spiral through: Electric taxis making us feel sick Dragging bags across London for shows Classic FM as emergency calming music Hotel rooms with glass bathrooms (who is designing these and why do they hate love?) Awkward toilet logistics in relationships and the importance of keeping some mystery alive Plus: a Specsavers eye test existential crisis, contact lens chaos, and the internet’s current obsessions - Punch The Monkey (the bullied orphan monkey with an IKEA plushie sidekick). Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min

  7. FEB 26

    #56 Big Balls and The Matrix

    We open with a completely unnecessary discussion about big balls (are they a thing? who’s seeking them out? why is aroma involved?) and somehow end up in Belfast, inside a queer vintage shop, and deep in a Matrix conspiracy spiral. This week we get into: Wet-look hair trauma and Brillcream flashbacks Mark’s four-and-a-half-hour Gatwick disaster featuring a landslide and a confused German family Gym audacity and a man boldly chatting up Lisa mid-set The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert The Matrix Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    39 min

  8. FEB 19

    #55 Gay Housekeeping and Becoming a Horse

    This week you should probably listen on your own in a secure bunker because we spiral from medieval castle documentaries into gay housekeeping, changing room disasters, and discovering just how specific London nightlife can get. You're not ready. Mark keeps getting lost - first in a massive shop changing room situation, then in a clinic corridor while trying to manage the timing of a very important test sample. Denis revisits old-school doctor visits that felt more like going into someone’s sitting room than a medical appointment. We chat: the man rebuilding a medieval castle over 28 years sneaking out of changing rooms in socks and losing your cubicle the stress maths of clinic pee timing old GP visits vs modern medical centres terrifying pub stories that definitely may or may not be true London nightlife niches and why there is literally an event for everyone Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    38 min
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12 Ratings

About

Your Internet Boyfriends is a weekly catch up podcast from two Irish comedians - one gay, one straight, both gorgeous - navigating dating, life and disasters in London through completely different lenses. Each week is a mix of queer/straight laugh out loud stories, a little too honest confessions, unqualifited advice to listeners and the kind of unfiltered conversations you’ll whisper to your friends. Mark and Denis are the honest, funny and unexpectedly wholesome queer-straight friendship you didn’t know you needed.

Information

  • Creator
    HeadStuff Podcasts
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    62
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © HeadStuff Podcasts
  • Show Website
    Your Internet Boyfriends

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