The Biz & Shizzle

Chris Herstad Carney

Chris Herstad Carney and Matt Seamless have known each other for as long as they can't remember. Whenever they take a trip down to The Biz & Shizzle for a session they also take a trip down musical memory lane. Each time they look at notable moments in this history of the date of the session and chat large amounts of shiz about them. Also prepare yourselves for pub quizzes, a grumpy landlord with a familiar voice and strong opinions before last orders. If you like funny, date specific almanacs and pop trivia then this is the podcast for you...if you don't, then we're not sure what else we can do really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Session 15 : May 29th

    May 28

    Session 15 : May 29th

    Session 15 of The Biz and Shizzle sees co-hosts Chris and Matty escaping a blistering heatwave in their favourite virtual pub garden. In host updates, Chris recaps a frantic 10-day UK tour, highlighting a solo trip to a David Bowie exhibition where the ticketing system ironically lacked an option for attending "alone". He also deep-dives into a massive movie watchlist, cheekily crowning Linda Hamilton an absolute "smoke show" in Terminator 2. Meanwhile, Matty is busy constructing his booming poultry empire, "Chicken City", funded entirely by selling fresh eggs to local campers. The trivia segment keeps the actual answers locked down tight. Matty fires off riddles covering Bob Hope’s final deathbed gag, a chaotic 1913 Parisian ballet premiere, stolen 1980's fashion photography, and a classic hip-hop group name-change riddle. You'll have to listen to the full episode to see if Chris truly "completed Nirvana" as claimed. Now, regarding Landlord Harry Piles and his "pub renovation"—honestly? He hasn't done a single tap of actual work. Instead of picking up a paintbrush, Harry spent the session shouting from the bar, calling the hosts "sweaty duckers", aggressively barking the correct date, mourning his tragically missing gallbladder, and ordering people not to vomit in his beer garden. Peak productivity from Harry. You can hear us on all major platforms, so don't forget to subscribe wherever you get your shows at! Email us on: thebizandshizzle@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Threads & YouTube all by searching @thebizandshizzle Also please give us a like, rating and a review if you love what we do...but if you don't then leave us alone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 30m
  2. Session 13 : March 27th

    Mar 26

    Session 13 : March 27th

    It’s March 2026, and the air at The Biz & Shizzle is thick with the scent of daffodils! Chris and Matty settled into the snug on Friday, March 27th, just as British Summer Time loomed. Chris arrived sporting a suspicious pink glow—allegedly from a 117K bike ride. Chris has been binging Oscar winners like Hamnet and the Norwegian masterpiece Sentimental Value. He claims he can "get by" with Norwegian but mostly had to rely on the subs. Matty rewatched The Fall Guy (2024) and is currently deep into a Peaky Blinders marathon. He’s averaging two episodes a night, mostly to spot all the Liverpool filming locations. The 27 Threes: Matty assembled a "Birthday Band" that would either be a Grammy-winning powerhouse or a total sonic nightmare. It features Mariah Carey, Fergie, and Jesse J on vocals, backed by the keyboardist from Genesis and a Japanese guitar hero. In Memoriam: The pub raised a glass to Ian Dury and Dudley Moore, the "sex thimble" who went out hearing the music all around him. Hip-Hop & Hams: The show got a much-needed injection of hip-hop history with the anniversary of Run DMC’s debut and Tupac Shakur’s Me Against the World—the first album to debut at number one while the artist was in the clink. The Fancy Fact In a crossover nobody asked for, it turns out Quentin Tarantino and Fergie were both in the film Planet Terror. Tarantino, playing a zombie, reportedly bit Fergie during a scene, proving that he really does get his teeth into a role—literally. The boys will be back on April 24th for Session 14, feeling a little bit older! You can hear us on all major platforms, so don't forget to subscribe wherever you get your shows at! Email us on: thebizandshizzle@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Threads & YouTube all by searching @thebizandshizzle Also please give us a like, rating and a review if you love what we do...but if you don't then leave us alone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    57 min
  3. Session 11 : January 30th

    Jan 30

    Session 11 : January 30th

    Happy New Year from The Biz & Shizzle! It's January, and the dust (and ham glaze) has finally settled. The tinsel is looking a bit tattered and the pub smells faintly of regret and disinfectant, but we are officially back open for business. First and foremost, Harry Piles is back behind the bar after his "invasive procedure" left the pub shuttered for a fortnight, but he’s finally back in his stride. He’s still moving a bit like a man walking through golden syrup, but he’s serving pints again, which is all that matters. The village is still reeling from Ham-Gate. It turns out the rumours of ticket tampering were just the tip of the iceberg. Brenda from the butchers has been officially banned from the raffle for three years after it was revealed she’d used an elaborate false thumb to ensure her own ticket stayed at the top of the bucket. The prize ham has been consumed, but the bitterness remains. We're now entering the 78th week of January and there's plenty to discuss: There's a final Beatles live show, a Bloody Sunday protest song, the death of a formidable woman and the announcement of 'The Jan 30's' the super band you never knew you wanted. Matt recommends The Bone Temple while Chris celebrates his Masters results as well as performing a decidedly dodgy Buffalo Bill imppression. Stay warm, stay curious! Email us on: thebizandshizzle@gmail.com or get us on the socials @thebizandshizzle You can hear us on all major platforms, so don't forget to subscribe wherever you get your shows at! Email us on: thebizandshizzle@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Threads & YouTube all by searching @thebizandshizzle Also please give us a like, rating and a review if you love what we do...but if you don't then leave us alone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    58 min
  4. Session : December 26th

    12/25/2025

    Session : December 26th

    It is session 10 and the boys are celebrating a lovely Boxing Day bevy at the pub. Despite the festive atmosphere, landlord Harry Piles is his usual grumpy self, though he’s busy prepping for the arrival of "Spanks Sinatra" for the evening's sold-out entertainment. This episode is packed with "recos" and life updates, including Matt’s transition back to a two-dog household and Chris finally finishing his Master's degree (which features a shoutout to the podcast in his academic paper). The team dives deep into the Star Wars universe with a glowing review of Andor, compare the gritty realism of The Wire to Game of Thrones, and discuss the immersive—and occasionally cringey—method acting of Jared Leto and Jim Carrey. History and trivia take centre stage as they explore the origins of the "Day of Goodwill" in South Africa and the pagan "Wren Day" traditions. In the world of inventions, we learn that the coffee percolator, the pinball machine, and the handheld cell phone all share roots with this time of year. Musically, the Spice Girls and The Beatles battle for Christmas number-one supremacy, while the film world celebrates the release of classics like The Exorcist. Happy New Year! Email us on: thebizandshizzle@gmail.com or get us on the socials @thebizandshizzle You can hear us on all major platforms, so don't forget to subscribe wherever you get your shows at! Email us on: thebizandshizzle@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Threads & YouTube all by searching @thebizandshizzle Also please give us a like, rating and a review if you love what we do...but if you don't then leave us alone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    53 min

About

Chris Herstad Carney and Matt Seamless have known each other for as long as they can't remember. Whenever they take a trip down to The Biz & Shizzle for a session they also take a trip down musical memory lane. Each time they look at notable moments in this history of the date of the session and chat large amounts of shiz about them. Also prepare yourselves for pub quizzes, a grumpy landlord with a familiar voice and strong opinions before last orders. If you like funny, date specific almanacs and pop trivia then this is the podcast for you...if you don't, then we're not sure what else we can do really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.