Four companies. Four IPOs. Four completely different stories about what it means to go public in 2025 - and what that tells you about the state of capital markets, quick commerce, and the art of calling yourself a trillionaire. Nitesh walks through SpaceX, NSE, Jio Platforms, and Zepto all heading to market (almost) simultaneously. We start with the numbers - $75 billion, $60 billion, $150 billion, $6 billion - and work backwards to what each of them actually means. SpaceX is the con told in public: 4.2% of shares in the free float, the rest used to calculate a $1.75 trillion valuation that then crossed $2.5 trillion before coming back down to Earth. Musk immediately used the listed company as collateral to acquire Cursor via share swap and is now considering a $20 billion debt raise - one week after the IPO. Every single criticism Hindenburg had of Adani, Musk is doing in the open. Hindenburg no longer exists. Funny that. NSE is the straightforward one - a decade-long saga of spectacular bad luck has led up to this IPO. 100% offer for sale. No new capital needed. A literal toll booth on every trade in India regardless of direction, and the most active retail derivatives market in the world feeding it daily. Radhakishan Damani holds a stake worth around 8,000 crores and isn't selling a single share. That should speak volumes. Jio Platforms is the Reliance play - fresh issue only, all proceeds go to retiring debt, 2.5% float to start with a path to 25% over three to five years. A nine-year-old company targeting a market cap equivalent to AT&T, which took a hundred years and the merger of dozens of storied companies to build. Nitesh will die on the hill that this is genuinely phenomenal regardless of how it was built. Then Zepto - another one with impressive numbers. Revenue from operations at ₹22,624 crores, doubled year-on-year, net loss of ₹6,000 crores. 1,200 dark stores, plans for 1,900 more by 2030. Classic heavy capex upfront story - sweat the assets, hit the breakeven, hockey stick of profit. The ED summoned the founders under FEMA during fundraising, which is a rather unique risk factor to mention in an RHP. Gig worker legislation looming. And ₹1,636 crores in ad revenue, because everything eventually becomes an advertising business. We close on the gig worker question properly - Zepto, Blinkit, and the rest calling delivery workers freelancers while tracking their every minute, penalising downtime, and counting waiting time as not their problem. Nitesh: "Clearly you have his entire mental bandwidth for every waking moment." Vineet: "Pick a lane. Either you're a job creator or you're not." Vineet's video dies midway, so maybe we should call this 3/4th of an episode? YouTube Timestamps0:00 - Cold open: Zepto's dark store IPO thesis 0:57 - Intro + Foo Fighters tickets and why aging rock stars come to India 4:23 - The Air India crash report still hasn't come out 6:09 - Boeing: the world's most trustworthy company 9:48 - How a Red Herring Prospectus balances optimism and legal cover 12:01 - The four IPOs: SpaceX, NSE, Jio Platforms, Zepto 13:12 - Jio Platforms: surprise fresh issue, $4B to retire debt, announced at Reliance AGM 19:20 - SpaceX: 4.2% free float, 95% used to calculate a $1.75 trillion valuation 20:57 - India's 25% minimum public float rule 26:34 - "Every criticism Hindenburg had of Adani, Musk is doing in the open" 35:00 - The four IPO sizes compared: SpaceX $75B, Jio $4B, NSE $3B, Zepto $1B 37:00 - Zepto's story: ₹22,624 crore revenue, doubled YoY, ₹6,000 crore loss 39:12 - GMV vs revenue vs net revenue — what is anyone actually counting? 45:59 - Gig worker legislation: what happens to the business model if delivery workers become employees? 50:07 - "Pick a lane: job creator or not?"