The Salty Goddess

The Salty Goddess
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Anne Margaret Perry | The Salty Goddess Audacity. Authenticity. Authority. Competence Crushes Chaos. This isn’t another feel-good podcast filled with recycled advice and performative nonsense. This is The Salty Goddess Podcast - where clinical experience, real-world leadership, and unapologetic truth come together to do one thing: Create confidence in competence. With 30+ years in EMS, nursing, advanced practice, and education, Anne Margaret Perry delivers sharp, strategic insight on: Executive dysfunction and why you can’t get out of your own way Healthcare systems that look functional—but fail in practice Leadership gaps that cost time, money, and outcomes Personal and professional behaviors that keep you stuck No fluff. No coddling. No empty motivation. Just: Actionable strategies Clinical-level thinking applied to real life Hard truths that actually move the needle If you’re done with surface-level advice and ready to operate with clarity, structure, and real capability—this is where you start. New episodes weekly. Stay audacious. Stay authentic. Stay authoritative. And remember.....competence crushes chaos.

  1. 12h ago

    Fix Your Shit and Finance Your Freedom

    You identified the goal. You announced the goal. You bought the notebook, selected the motivational quote, told seventeen people, and perhaps created an entire Pinterest board depicting the magnificent life waiting for you once the universe finally gets its administrative shit together. Charming. Unfortunately, the goal account remains empty because your daily habits continue financing everything except the future you claim to want. In this unapologetically salty follow-up to The Taxes of Life and Insufficient Funds, Anne Margaret moves beyond diagnosing the problem and lays out five specific actions to stop defunding your goals, close the leaks, protect your personal currency, and begin making deposits that actually cover the checks your mouth keeps writing. You will learn how to: Choose one goal account instead of scattering your resources across forty-three competing priorities. Conduct a ruthless audit of your time, attention, energy, money, and standards. Defund the habits, obligations, relationships, and distractions competing with your goal. Schedule specific, repeatable deposits before life spends the currency elsewhere. Reconcile the account weekly by identifying the deposit, the leak, and the necessary adjustment. Anne Margaret also reveals why she deliberately launched the Salty Goddess Fix Your Shit Planner and Guide on July 4, 2026. Independence is not merely a historical celebration involving fireworks, flags, and freedom from British overlords. Getting your shit together is an act of personal liberation: freedom from chaos, avoidance, procrastination, poor boundaries, false priorities, and exquisitely articulated excuses. This episode is for anyone tired of collecting planners, productivity tools, courses, and inspirational declarations while their behavior continues funding distraction, disorder, and negative return on investment. Your goal does not need another promise. Your future does not need another decorative check. Your planner does not need perfect handwriting. It needs evidence. Open the account. Close the leaks. Protect the currency. Schedule the payment. Reconcile the ledger. Then begin funding the life you keep ordering. Because fixing your shit is not punishment. It is liberation.

  2. Jul 22

    What Your Habits Truly Fund: Bankruptcy with Benefits

    Your goals are not confused. Your dreams have not lost your address. The universe has not misplaced your order or become intimidated by your potential. Your habits are simply funding an entirely different life than the one your mouth keeps ordering. You say you want success, but you finance distraction. You say you want peace, but you repeatedly renew relationships built on chaos and disrespect. You say you want financial stability, yet your spending habits are auditioning for a reality program called Bankruptcy with Benefits. You say you want transformation, but fiercely defend every habit responsible for the life you claim to despise. My darlings, desire is not the problem. Your mouth keeps writing checks that your habits cannot and do not fund, and the bank has returned them marked INSUFFICIENT FUNDS. In this unapologetically salty episode of The Salty Goddess Podcast, Anne Margaret conducts a brutally honest audit of the distance between what we say we want and what our behavior proves we are actually financing. We examine the five currencies that purchase your future: Time. Attention. Energy. Money. Standards. Your calendar, screen-time report, spending, boundaries, routines, and recurring conversations reveal your real priorities far more accurately than declarations, affirmations, vision boards, or beautifully branded notebooks ever will. This episode exposes performative progress, preparation masquerading as productivity, motivation without action, vague goals, underfunded ambitions, and the deeply inconvenient truth that wanting something is emotional, but funding it is behavioral. Whether the check is written for success, better health, peace, respect, financial stability, a stronger relationship, a finished book, a thriving business, or personal transformation, the payment will not clear without consistent deposits. It is time to stop falsifying your personal records, defund the distractions, cancel the chaos, protect your resources, and make your word credible to yourself again. Your mouth may announce the dream. Your habits determine whether the payment clears.

  3. Jul 15

    Death and Taxes

    They say the only certainties in life are death and taxes—but death may actually be the more straightforward of the two. Life collects payment for every meaningful thing you claim to want. Stress is the tax on ambition. Failure is the tax on learning. Boredom is the tax on mastery. Sacrifice is the tax on meaning. Persistence is the tax on success. Discomfort is the tax on transformation. In this episode of The Salty Goddess Podcast, Anne Margaret delivers an irreverent examination of the hidden price attached to personal growth, entrepreneurship, leadership, resilience, achievement, and reinvention. Everyone wants the dream. Far fewer people are willing to pay the invoice. We want the title without the tension, the business without the risk, the authority without the accountability, the platform without the criticism, and the transformation without changing a single damned thing. Unfortunately, life does not offer extensions because you are tired, misunderstood, uninspired, poorly organized, or convinced Uranus is in retrograde. This episode challenges you to stop disputing the legitimate charges attached to the life you want—and to recognize the far uglier taxes imposed by avoidance: regret, stagnation, resentment, envy, bitterness, and the knowledge that you abandoned your best self merely to remain comfortable. Read the invoice. Question the b******t fees. Then pay the damned tax.

  4. Jul 8

    Breasts, Business, and B******t

    Pearl clutchers, hydrate accordingly. This week on The Salty Goddess Podcast, Anne Margaret takes aim at virtue signaling, pretentiousness, hypocrisy, and the exhausting little morality performances people stage when they want to appear righteous without actually doing anything useful. After posting a mammogram PSA featuring a cheeky caricature and a hint of side breast, Anne Margaret was called tasteless, classless, unprofessional, promiscuous, and salacious. Naturally, that became the perfect case study in performative outrage. Because apparently breast tissue is acceptable when it sells beer, movies, perfume, gym memberships, and halftime shows, but scandalous when used to remind people to schedule a potentially life-saving screening. This episode goes beyond the PSA and digs into the larger pattern: people who post pink ribbons but avoid real advocacy, people who preach professionalism but really mean compliance, and people who ask “when is enough money enough?” because someone else’s ambition makes them uncomfortable. This is an episode about bodies, business, ambition, insecurity, control, and the difference between looking good and doing good. Schedule the mammogram. Build the business. Make the money. Tell the truth. Stop apologizing for being effective.

  5. Jul 4

    Happy 250th Birthday America!

    On the 250th anniversary of American independence, Anne Margaret takes a heartfelt pause to thank the men and women of the United States military, past and present, whose service, sacrifice, and courage have protected the freedom and independence of this nation. From the original patriots who risked everything to build a new republic, to the veterans, active duty service members, reservists, National Guard members, military families, and fallen heroes who have carried the weight of freedom across generations, this episode is a tribute to the blank check written by the few for the rights and liberties of the many. This is a reminder that freedom is not self-sustaining, patriotism is not passive, and gratitude must be lived, not merely spoken. Happy Birthday, America. I do love her so.

  6. Jul 1

    Your Beliefs Are Not a Clinical Practice Guideline

    In this episode of The Salty Goddess Podcast, Anne Margaret takes aim at one of the ugliest ethical failures in healthcare: clinicians allowing personal, religious, cultural, political, generational, or outdated educational beliefs to interfere with patient care. Patients do not come to us to be morally graded. They come to us in moments of need, vulnerability, fear, illness, pain, trauma, and uncertainty. Whether the issue is substance use disorder, obesity, pregnancy complications, chronic pain, reproductive health, mental health, HIV, STIs, diabetes, lung disease, or any other diagnosis that triggers someone’s judgment button, the standard remains the same: evidence-based care, compassion, dignity, and ethical practice. Anne Margaret challenges the lazy clinical shortcut of “they chose this” and calls it what it is: judgment masquerading as assessment. With her signature salt, she reminds clinicians that beliefs belong to the individual, but clinical guidelines belong to the patient’s care. New evidence is not an insult. It is an invitation to know better, do better, and practice better. Your personal belief system is not a clinical guideline. Medicine is not a reward system. And outdated education is not a personality trait.

  7. Jun 23

    Banish Ignorance Before Ignorance Gets You Banished

    Ignorance is to peasantry what knowledge is to the Queen — and in this realm, we banish ignorance before it gets us banished. This week on The Salty Goddess Podcast, Anne Margaret opens the dictionary, lights the ignorance on fire, and reminds everyone that words do, in fact, mean things. In this spicy, sharp, and painfully necessary episode, we break down the difference between stereotype, bias, prejudice, and discrimination — because apparently some folks have been using those words like interchangeable seasoning, and no, darling, that is not how language works. From Irish Catholic stereotypes to Ford-driver jokes, Anne Margaret walks listeners through how bias forms, why prejudice is different, and where the line gets crossed into discrimination. More importantly, she makes the case that communication is a leadership skill, vocabulary is a professional tool, and “I didn’t mean it that way” does not erase the impact of what was said. This episode is for leaders, team members, professionals, and grown adults who need to understand that sloppy language can create real damage. Pick up the dictionary, grab the thesaurus, and banish the ignorance before it starts making decisions on your behalf.

  8. Jun 17

    Evict Avoidance: Stop Allowing it Squatter's Rights.

    You audited the avoidance. Now what? In this episode of The Salty Goddess Podcast, Anne Margaret takes the next step in the avoidance arc: taking action. After defining avoidant behavior patterns and learning how to audit for them, it is time to decide who gets full access, conditional access, limited access, or no access at all. Avoidant people are not always malicious, but their patterns can still create instability, resentment, confusion, emotional labor, and stalled growth. They avoid the decision, and you carry the uncertainty. They avoid the conflict, and you carry the resentment. They avoid accountability, and you carry the cleanup. That is not peace. That is outsourcing discomfort to the nearest responsible adult. Anne Margaret breaks down why removal is not cruelty, why boundaries are not rage, and why some people do not deserve another season of your life just because they are uncomfortable with accountability. She also turns the mirror back on the listener, because sometimes the avoidant person in the realm is us. If you have been saving seats for people who vanish when accountability enters the room, this episode is your eviction notice. Stop chasing. Stop over-explaining. Stop paying the emotional bill for people who keep leaving the table. It is time to protect the realm.

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Anne Margaret Perry | The Salty Goddess Audacity. Authenticity. Authority. Competence Crushes Chaos. This isn’t another feel-good podcast filled with recycled advice and performative nonsense. This is The Salty Goddess Podcast - where clinical experience, real-world leadership, and unapologetic truth come together to do one thing: Create confidence in competence. With 30+ years in EMS, nursing, advanced practice, and education, Anne Margaret Perry delivers sharp, strategic insight on: Executive dysfunction and why you can’t get out of your own way Healthcare systems that look functional—but fail in practice Leadership gaps that cost time, money, and outcomes Personal and professional behaviors that keep you stuck No fluff. No coddling. No empty motivation. Just: Actionable strategies Clinical-level thinking applied to real life Hard truths that actually move the needle If you’re done with surface-level advice and ready to operate with clarity, structure, and real capability—this is where you start. New episodes weekly. Stay audacious. Stay authentic. Stay authoritative. And remember.....competence crushes chaos.

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  • Creator
    The Salty Goddess
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    77
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    Explicit
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