Schoolboy Rollup

Schoolboy Rollup

Schoolboy Rollup is a weekly wrestling podcast for fans who love unfiltered opinions, heated debates, and real talk about professional wrestling. We break down: WWE & AEW news and storylines PPVs & weekly shows Hot takes, bold predictions, and controversial booking decisions Wrestling nostalgia, rumors, and fan questions No corporate talking points. No safe takes. Just honest reactions and arguments the wrestling community actually cares about. 🎙 Hosted by lifelong friends and wrestling fans who aren’t afraid to say when something sucks — or when it deserves praise. 👉 Subscribe if you’re tired of watered-down wrestling coverage and want real discussion every week. 📅 New episodes weekly 🎬 Full episodes + Shorts 💬 Join the Rollup crew in the comments If you love wrestling debates, this channel is for you.

  1. 6d ago

    Episode 67: Knicks One Win Away and I'm At Where I'm At With WWE | Schoolboy Rollup | June 11, 2026

    The discussion revolves around a passionate exchange about the New York Knicks in the NBA Finals. The speakers express excitement and anxiety over the Knicks' playoff games, highlighting key moments and players like Jalen Brunson and Victor Wembanyama. The conversation also touches on the emotional rollercoaster of being a Knicks fan, with references to past games and the team's potential to win the championship. The dialogue shifts to wrestling, where the speakers express dissatisfaction with the current state of WWE, describing it as corporate and lacking soul. They reminisce about past wrestling eras and discuss various wrestlers and storylines, expressing a desire for more engaging content. The conversation is interspersed with personal anecdotes, humor, and camaraderie, reflecting the speakers' deep connection to sports and entertainment. They also discuss the logistics of attending games and events, sharing insights into the fan experience. Nick and Rob are also joined by Friend of the Show, Chris. Chapters 00:00 Celebrating a Historic Night in Sports 02:52 The Rise of Wemby: Villain or Hero? 05:44 The Knicks' Epic Comeback 08:32 Star Players and Celebrity Sightings 11:32 Analyzing Game Strategies and Refereeing 14:21 The MVP Debate: Brunson vs. Anunoby 17:13 Youth and Energy: The Spurs' Future 19:58 Fan Culture and Game Day Experiences 20:43 The Dynamics of NBA and WWE Rivalry 23:26 The Evolution of Wrestling Storylines 25:50 Boredom in Professional Wrestling 27:54 The Impact of CM Punk's Absence 30:08 Anticipating SummerSlam: Expectations vs. Reality 32:01 Identity and Representation in Wrestling 36:30 The Knicks' Resurgence and Fan Sentiment 39:37 Wemby and the Spurs: Rivalry and Reactions 40:51 Playoff Pressure: Expectations and Concerns 43:29 Emotional Rollercoaster: Game Highlights and Fan Reactions 46:17 WWE: A Shift in the Landscape 51:57 The Corporate Nature of Wrestling Today 59:24 WWE and Celebrity Crossovers 01:00:46 The Rise of Danhausen 01:03:18 Brock Lesnar's Retirement and Its Impact 01:04:54 Watching Sports: Home vs. Public 01:07:13 Anticipation for the Knicks Game 01:10:10 World Cup Excitement and Logistics

    1h 20m
  2. Jun 5

    Episode 66: Knickshausen GOATS In 5, Venti Americano, Gable + more! | Schoolboy Rollup | 6/4/26

    Buckle up, folks! Today we’re diving into everything from the spectacle that is AEW’s latest match to the Knicks' miraculous winning streak, sprinkled with hilarious DMV stories and wrestling banter that could make even a stone smile. If chaos, comedy, and a little bit of sports trivia excite you, you’re in the right place—and don’t worry, we’ve got enough humor to turn a DMV disaster into a comedy goldmine. The stunning debut of the Mariachi Bands at AEW, complete with festive singing and cultural flairThe Knicks' 12-game winning streak and the nostalgic trip down NBA memory laneWrestling debates — Seth Rollins’ reign, King of the Ring upset potential, and the underrated talents of Chad Gable and JuliaThe bizarre, heartwarming, and downright hilarious DMV adventures of a guy who forgot his registration and almost got a ticketThe surprising box office downfall of “Mandalorian” and the surprising competition from the “Backrooms” horror flickThe latest WWE roster shuffles and the exciting prospects of the Bloodline saga Chapters 00:00 - Welcome to the chaos: wrestling, NBA, and DMV tales collide 00:39 - AEW’s epic intro scene with mariachi bands and cultural swagger 01:48 - WWE’s theatrical brilliance and the art of the perfect entrance 02:58 - The rise of Ludwig Kaiser and the fleeting fame of luchador culture 05:11 - The mysterious Kimberly Kross arrest update—spoiler: she's fine! 07:02 - Vegas or San Diego? The epic debate over upcoming AEW events 09:15 - The saga of Chad Gable, his potential main roster push, and WWE’s talent management 12:17 - The return of old-school Judgment Day vibes and the legendary "Rob’s" DMV adventures 15:23 - How a kind cop in East Orange made failing to renew a registration seem almost pleasant 18:06 - Knicks' NBA playoff run, streak, and nostalgic league memories 19:39 - The overhyped Yama and NBA superstardom, plus the Knicks' good luck charm 24:25 - The eternal suffering of elite wrestling fans and the DMX-inspired chants of resilience 26:21 - Amusement parks, log flumes, and the rollercoaster tales from middle age 28:09 - WWE’s “beer tea” and “sloppy” pay-per-view reviews—are they even trying? 30:58 - The absurdity of the “Clash in Italy,” and WWE’s latest booking blunders 34:22 - PED rumors, body transformations, and the weird world of wrestling fitness 36:14 - LA Knight’s current run, the potential of Money in the Bank, and the chaotic saga of AEW’s AEW 39:12 - Who will win King of the Ring? Spoiler: Seth Rollins might be the sacrificial lamb 42:41 - The legendary debate: Xavier Woods, Montes, or maybe even another dark horse—who should take the crown? 44:08 - Julia Hart’s talent, why WWE is wasting her, and the weirdness of international promos 46:24 - “The Mandalorian” box office crash and the decline of Star Wars in theaters 48:50 - A quick rundown on the “Backrooms” horror flick and the sad state of franchise storytelling

    51 min
  3. May 29

    Episode 65: Knicks In The Finals, AEW Better Than WWE + Clash Picks | Schoolboy Rollup | 5/28/26

    In this episode, we explore the vibrant world of Knicks fandom, fueled by the comedic genius of Side Talk NYC. We delve into the Knicks' thrilling journey to the finals and how Side Talk's viral content captures the essence of true fan passion. The episode also takes a deep dive into the latest AEW pay-per-view, highlighting unforgettable matches and the electric atmosphere that rivals WrestleMania. We discuss the return of wrestling icons like Edge and Christian, and the intriguing backstage controversies surrounding WWE, including Vince McMahon's SEC issues. With predictions for SummerSlam and insights into the wrestling industry's future, this episode offers a dynamic blend of sports excitement, humor, and wrestling drama. Chapters 00:00 Celebrating Knicks' Finals Appearance 02:40 The Impact of Side Talk NYC 05:27 Knicks' Playoff Predictions 08:10 Favorite Knicks Players of All Time 10:47 The Uncursing of the Knicks by Dan Howson 15:08 Introduction and Setting the Stage 15:38 Wrestling Fan Experiences 16:41 AEW Double or Nothing Review 22:34 Match Highlights and Crowd Reactions 28:08 Women's Division Discussion 30:41 Future of AEW and WWE Dynamics 34:52 Vince McMahon Controversies and NWO Reboot Discussion 39:41 The Hollywood Hogans and NWO Speculations 41:12 WWE's Current Storylines and Character Developments 42:45 Clash in Italy: Match Predictions and Analysis 46:22 Cody Rhodes vs. Gunther: Title Stakes 48:16 Tribal Combat: Roman Reigns vs. Jacob Fatu 51:23 WWE vs. AEW: The Competitive Landscape

    1h 4m
  4. May 22

    Episode 64: WWE, AEW Double or Nothing, Unstoppable Knicks, Drake Iceman | Schoolboy Rollup |5/21/26

    The conversation covers the release and impact of Drake's album, as well as the rise to popularity of Danhausen in the wrestling world. It delves into the significance of Drake's album release and the impact it has had, as well as the discussion around Danhausen sudden rise to popularity in the wrestling industry. The conversation covers the anticipation of a wrestling event, humorous internet memes and inside jokes, and in-depth sports commentary and analysis. The hosts discuss the upcoming wrestling event, share inside jokes and memes, and provide detailed analysis of sports events and matches. The conversation covers AEW's improved storytelling, the current lackluster state of WWE's product, the crossover between MMA and wrestling, and the impact of legal issues on wrestling storylines. Takeaways Drake's album release and impactDanhausen rise to popularity Wrestling event anticipationInternet memes and inside jokesSports commentary and analysis AEW's storytelling has improvedWWE's product is currently lackingMMA and wrestling crossoverImpact of legal issues on wrestling storylines Chapters 00:00 - Knicks game hype and the iconic MSG intro 02:00 - Danhausen signs with a major talent agency 04:19 - Drake’s triple album drop – the ultimate revenge shot 07:47 - Roman Reigns theme song obsession 09:03 - North Carolina adventures, minor league stadiums 10:48 - Dust and Janice STFU shine on Drake’s album 13:07 - Putting the album in context and reflecting on Drake’s comeback journey 19:25 - Wrestling’s biggest events: AEW’s Double or Nothing 22:25 - Will Ospreay’s storyline evolution 28:49 - Inside jokes about soda, memes, and the inside humor 31:02 - The hilarious journey of "neva neva neva" 35:34 - The history of stadium stampedes 38:29 - AEW’s top talents and upcoming PPV battles 42:36 - The rise of Will Ospreay and WrestleMania-worthy main events 50:31 - The frustrations of fast-forwarding through commercials in WWE 54:47 - UFC’s wild fights, legends like Conor McGregor 58:18 - The questionable law troubles of Ludwig Kaiser 61:05 - The ongoing saga of tag teams, backstage drama

    1h 1m
  5. May 14

    Episode 63: John Cena Classic Invitational Sounded Cool Until It Didnt | Schoolboy Rollup | 5/13/26

    Brace yourselves—this episode is a no-holds-barred mix of sports fixes, wrestling whines, and soda debates that will keep you laughing all the way to your snack drawer. Whether you’re tired of watered-down college football playoffs, confused about the latest WWE madness, or just craving some random shirt ideas for your midlife wardrobe, we’ve got you covered. We officially solve college football’s playoff chaos—no more 24-team nonsense, just a simple, guaranteed-to-make-sense blueprint that even Greg in a blazer can understand. Plus, we’ll toss around NBA “what-if” scenarios, like the last eight seed making a miracle run, and reminisce about the golden age of wrestling video games—because no matter how glossy or complex the new WWE 2K series, it will never top the nostalgic magic of No Mercy on Nintendo 64. And yes, it’s mostly us just ragging on ads, WWE’s questionable booking, and Kevin Nash’s fiery rant against TKO. But it’s not all doom and gloom—there’s plenty of wild predictions, including the future of the AEW signings, the real story behind LA Night’s mysterious WWE absence, and whether Cody Rhodes might dress as Guile for the next big match. We also geek out over legendary powerbombs: Undertaker’s last ride, Batista’s bomb, and the lost art of the sit-down. Spoiler: the last ride might just be the best ever. Oh, and stay tuned for some genius shirt ideas, like “Evil Anus” and “San Diego Night”—the perfect wardrobe for the wrestling fan who’s also middle-aged and buying shirts on the fly.If you love wrestling, sports chaos, soda debates, or just want some witty banter to get through your day, this episode hits every mark. Get ready to laugh, learn, and question everything—except your soda choice, because we’ve settled that, too. Perfect for: sports fans, wrestling enthusiasts, anyone tired of the fake drama, and people who enjoy a good laugh at the absurdity of modern sports and entertainment. Chapters 00:00 - Welcome! The best intro nobody asked for from New Jersey.02:00 - College football playoff ideas—watered down or a genius plan?03:30 - Greg’s blazer solution—college football’s secret sauce.04:50 - March Madness expansion—upset alert or chaos?05:30 - NBA underdog stories—can the 8 seed finally shine?06:23 - Street Fighter elephants and CM Punk’s mysterious disappearance.07:42 - The latest WWE intrigue: Seth Rollins, Punk, and the SummerSlam feud.09:00 - Dr. Pepper infused with coconut—why not?11:13 - Wrestling moves: the powerbomb hierarchy—Last Ride or Batista Bomb?13:00 - The wild world of WWE ads—how much is too much?14:00 - WWE talent cast-offs—what are they really up to?17:00 - AEW and WWE: who’s really signing who? The rumored signings and sign-tos.20:00 - Roman Reigns, Jacob Fatu, and the wrestling universe’s latest saga.25:00 - Upcoming WWE events, matches, and the potential endgame.30:00 - Video game nostalgia—Best wrestling games of the 90s.35:00 - Kevin Nash’s vendetta against TKO42:00 - The ongoing saga of Seth Rollins and CM Punk’s

    58 min
  6. May 8

    Episode 62: Club WWE's $2.99 Eggs | Schoolboy Rollup | May 7th, 2026

    This episode features a lively discussion on TV shows like Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad, sports debates about NBA and WWE, and upcoming wrestling events and rumors. The hosts share insights, hot takes, and humorous anecdotes, making it a must-listen for fans of entertainment and sports. In this lively wrestling podcast episode, hosts Greg, Nick, and Rob dive into the latest wrestling news, speculate on upcoming matches, and share humorous stories about wrestlers' past personas. They also touch on WWE storylines, potential returns, and the state of current wrestling events, all with a humorous and candid tone. Chapters 00:00 The Great Debate: Better Call Saul vs Breaking Bad 02:34 The Slow Burn: Character Development in Vince Gilligan's Shows 05:18 NBA Jam and Nostalgia: The Impact of Iconic Video Games 08:02 Knicks' Playoff Hopes: Analyzing Team Dynamics and Injuries 10:44 Wrestling's Current State: The Need for Change and Nostalgia 12:59 The New Day's Future: Opportunities Beyond WWE 15:45 Brock Lesnar and John Cena: The Future of Wrestling Superstars 19:34 WWE Club and the Mystery of Cheap Eggs 21:28 The Vague Announcement and Club WWE's Purpose 22:58 Merchandise and Membership Benefits 24:41 Backlash Predictions and Match Analysis 26:50 The State of WWE and Talent Dynamics 28:29 The Future of Released Talent 31:00 Speculations on Tag Team Partners 33:17 Excitement for New Talent in NXT 36:02 Celebrating Mothers and Viewership 36:58 Hair and Grooming Tales 37:53 Reality TV and Personal Preferences 39:46 Backlash Predictions and Analysis 46:14 Wrestling Characters and Their Impact 49:26 The State of Wrestling and Future Prospects

    1h 1m
  7. May 1

    Episode 61: Triple D - Darbian Death Drop | Schoolboy Rollup | April 30, 2026

    summary This episode features a lively discussion on wrestling, pop culture, and fan theories, with insights into WWE storylines, star wars, and personal anecdotes. Dive into the world of wrestling legends, character analysis, and the latest in entertainment trends. In this lively episode, the hosts delve into WWE's past and present, exploring the return of Shane McMahon, the evolution of wrestlers' careers, and the impact of recent storylines. They also touch on wrestling legends, fantasy matchups, and the cultural significance of wrestling icons, all while sharing personal anecdotes and industry insights. Chapters 00:00 Wrestling Families and Lineages 02:37 Star Wars: A Cultural Phenomenon 05:24 Star Wars Characters and Their Impact 08:12 WWE Merchandise and Popularity 10:53 WWE Storylines and Character Development 13:42 Health Tips and Personal Experiences 16:03 The Rise of Grayson Waller 16:41 The Disappearance of Dark Gimmicks 18:10 Nostalgia in Wrestling: The Return of Legends 20:04 The Legacy of Big Papa Pump 21:35 Darby Allin's Championship Journey 24:57 The Need for Shane McMahon's Return 27:23 AJ Styles and WrestleMania History 30:42 Cody Rhodes: The Future of WrestleMania 36:13 Darby Allen's Daring Moves 39:01 NBA Jam Nostalgia 43:33 AEW Match Highlights 45:52 WWE Roster Changes 47:18 Kentucky Derby Talk 49:55 Horse Racing Humor resources WWE Official Site - https://www.wwe.com Star Wars Official Site - https://www.starwars.com Fortnite Official Site - https://www.epicgames.com/fortnite Rise of the Resistance Ride - https://disneyland.disney.go.com/attractions/disneyland/rise-of-the-resistance/ Dan Howzen Wrestling - https://www.wrestling.com/ WWE Official Website - https://www.wwe.com Shane McMahon on Twitter - https://twitter.com/ShaneMcMahon WrestleMania History - WWE - https://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania AEW Official Website - https://www.allelitewrestling.com

    1 hr

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Schoolboy Rollup is a weekly wrestling podcast for fans who love unfiltered opinions, heated debates, and real talk about professional wrestling. We break down: WWE & AEW news and storylines PPVs & weekly shows Hot takes, bold predictions, and controversial booking decisions Wrestling nostalgia, rumors, and fan questions No corporate talking points. No safe takes. Just honest reactions and arguments the wrestling community actually cares about. 🎙 Hosted by lifelong friends and wrestling fans who aren’t afraid to say when something sucks — or when it deserves praise. 👉 Subscribe if you’re tired of watered-down wrestling coverage and want real discussion every week. 📅 New episodes weekly 🎬 Full episodes + Shorts 💬 Join the Rollup crew in the comments If you love wrestling debates, this channel is for you.