Blood Theatre

John and Christian

Horror cinema podcast w/ artwork by Mike Linweber.

Episodes

  1. 07/11/2025

    Darkness Falls(2003)

    This film may have tarnished your relationship with the tooth fairy as a child. If it did, we're here to help you relive that trauma by covering this poorly received title "Darkness Falls". We think this early 2000's film may have gotten a bad rap. Let's see if you agree.

    1h 13m

  2. 07/04/2025

    Re-Upload: 30 Days of Night(2007)

    This episode was previously deleted. Enjoy listening to our second episode!

    1h 25m

  3. 07/04/2025

    Re-Upload: Clown(2014)

    This episode was previously deleted. Enjoy listening to our very first episode!

    1h 56m

  4. 07/04/2025

    Mouse Trap(2024)

    Second week shlock is back! However, it's sadly not better than ever. Listen in as we scurry about through this maze of improbable chaos. Why is the main word to describe this highly unlikeable farce. We had to endure this slop for your entertainment, so buckle up and eat some cheese on a very suspicious platform located right outside your home. We promise it's not a trap.

    1h 10m
  5. Severance(2006)

    06/06/2025

    Severance(2006)

    We all have the urge to eat shrooms while on a weekend getaway to do some team building with our co-workers; just make sure to insist and plead extra hard when something goes awry because they'll just brush it off and blame the drugs. This not so great horror/comedy succeeds in a few areas but fails in most....

    1h 24m
  6. Blood For Dracula(1974)

    05/29/2025

    Blood For Dracula(1974)

    In honor of world Dracula day that just passed, join us as we discuss a title that isn't widely known. Hopefully you won't want to drive a stake through our sour hearts after you finish listening to our buffoonery.

    1h 27m
  7. Talk To Me(2022)

    05/22/2025

    Talk To Me(2022)

    Have you ever wanted to know what kind of high you could get from a demonic possession? Join us as we conjure up the words and "let you in" to what we have to say about this glorious disaster of a film.

    1h 8m
  8. Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey(2023)

    05/15/2025

    Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey(2023)

    Pooh and the gang are not here to play. Join us as we delve into the "Poohniverse", and talk about wtf is going on with the honey in this film. I mean my GOD... we actually forgot to cover this... Do they make the stuff with human flesh? This question annoyingly is not explicitly stated, but maybe that's the genius of it all. Human blood honey looks like lube btw.

    1h 23m
  9. Close Calls(2017)

    04/09/2025

    Close Calls(2017)

    Just no.

    1h 3m
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Horror cinema podcast w/ artwork by Mike Linweber.

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  • Creator
    John and Christian
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © John and Christian
  • Show Website
    Blood Theatre