Wouldn't You Like To Know

WYLTK

The best comedy podcast that will win a grammy for riffing on a dick joke.

  1. Sep 29

    Episode 42: Ant Valhalla

    We are so back for Episode 42, and the boys are coming in hot with unearned Steelers hype and a tactical declaration of war against invasive lantern bugs. This week's chaotic catch-up takes us from the logistics of "bug hospices" and ant Valhalla, straight into the ethics of dodging Walmart greeters and catering a billionaire's rotating baby shower. Whether we're reminiscing about the absolute peak of human existence—the Scholastic Book Fair—or predicting our dystopian VR fishing futures, grab your favorite Thanksgiving sides and settle in for the ride. 00:00 Welcome Back: Steelers hype, the "Kirk-versary," and avoiding negative energy03:20 Tactical extermination: Going to war with invasive lantern bugs06:40 Bug Hospice: Why do you never see a bug die of natural causes?08:50 Ant colony beefs, impossible bridges, and waking up in Ant Valhalla15:20 Embracing mass surveillance and the fear of floor cameras18:50 Confessing minor crimes and the ultimate fake-emergency Walmart heist22:15 Catering a billionaire's baby shower on a rotating carousel24:50 Customizing babies like video game characters30:35 Testing Silly Putty as bulletproof body armor32:40 Peak childhood: Moldy cheese science fairs and the Scholastic Book Fair36:10 Crushed marine biology dreams and dystopian VR fishing39:50 Thanksgiving nutrient sludge and drafting the best holiday sides43:20 Celery as a dip vehicle and first-try Beef Wellington ambitionsSUBSCRIBE!Insta: @wyltkpodcast_Cody's Insta: @codyhivelyDev's Insta: ypdev_V Patreon: https://patreon.com/WouldntYouLikeToKnow?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

  2. May 28

    Episode 37: Goose Missles

    Yo, if you want to hear two bros completely lose their minds over whether it's a better value to take a meat-missile kick to the nuts for ten bucks or let your mom get clocked in the jaw for a hundred, welcome to the thunderdome. This episode is pure, unfiltered chaos, starting with a rainy golf outing where a rogue goose takes a line drive straight to the chest, and somehow turning into a deep-dive conspiracy about Bill Gates engineering ticks to ruin steak night. By the time they map out a full-blown galactic empire of gnats launching space missions from a bag of rotting bananas to the kitchen sink, logic has completely left the building. It’s an hour of absolute unhinged nonsense, terrible financial advice about blowing rent money on NBA 2K attributes, and a casual pledge to get Benjamin Netanyahu on the pod. Strap in, dog, and watch out for the flying golf balls.  00:00:04 – Outing 00:00:22 – Geese 00:00:35 – Line-drive 00:01:22 – Awkwardness 00:03:49 – Evolution 00:04:31 – Traffic 00:04:55 – Rationalization 00:05:36 – Durango 00:06:07 – Damage 00:06:41 – Bananas 00:07:07 – Genetics 00:08:26 – Conspiracy 00:09:15 – Satire 00:11:15 – Mush 00:12:39 – World-building 00:13:42 – Studio 00:14:10 – Spiders 00:15:15 – Arrest 00:15:42 – Bail 00:16:37 – Parenting 00:17:46 – Backtracking 00:18:14 – Assault 00:19:36 – Retaliation 00:20:24 – Meditation 00:21:12 – Autism 00:21:34 – Self-awareness 00:22:40 – Masking 00:23:07 – DSM 00:24:21 – Parents 00:25:36 – Oven 00:26:35 – Rodgers 00:26:57 – Quarterbacks 00:28:08 – Defense 00:29:01 – Pass-rusher 00:30:12 – Trade 00:31:01 – Cornerbacks 00:32:02 – Receivers 00:33:25 – Backs 00:34:02 – Mediocrity 00:34:40 – Stakes 00:36:30 – Shoutout 00:36:59 – Transition 00:37:07 – Promo 00:37:43 – Hype 00:38:09 – Game 00:38:33 – Choice 00:40:16 – Constraint 00:41:14 – Lubricant 00:42:07 – Olfactory 00:43:47 – Hygiene 00:44:56 – Haunting 00:45:26 – Reflex 00:46:42 – Cartoons 00:48:16 – Escapism 00:49:03 – Jingle 00:49:32 – Misdirection 00:50:28 – Ancestry 00:51:27 – Grind 00:51:45 – Transaction 00:54:45 – Toxicity 00:55:28 – Burnout 00:57:04 – Multiplayer 00:58:07 – Split-screen 00:59:13 – Nostalgia 00:59:54 – Vaccines 01:02:06 – Satire 01:03:46 – Wrap-up SUBSCRIBE! Insta: @wyltkpodcast_ Cody's Insta: @codyhively Dev's Insta: ypdev_V  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/gnat-empires-159424117?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

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The best comedy podcast that will win a grammy for riffing on a dick joke.