Unpredictable Tales

Hyperactive Monkey Productions
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Unpredictable Tales with Aaron and Merlin isn't your average storytelling podcast. Forget highbrow narratives and deep philosophical ponderings. Aaron and Merlin are here to celebrate the spectacularly, hilariously stupid stories that the world has to offer. Join them as they dive headfirst into bizarre local and national news. Each story will pose a question that doesn't really need to be answered.   Unpredictable Tales with Aaron and Merlin is the perfect antidote to seriousness. If you're looking for a podcast that celebrates the wonderfully absurd side of life, you've found it. Prepare to laugh, cringe, and shake your head in disbelief. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

  1. 08/06/2025

    Unpredictable Tales Episode 8 : Golf, Odd Objects, and Lion-Hearted Confessions!

    It's another week of unpredictable chaos on the podcast! Aaron's been out golfing, while Merlin's trying to coax him into a round at Swingers (the crazy golf place, get your mind out of the gutter!). Aaron, ever the one for a challenge, suggests an escape room – a concept Merlin immediately tries to escape from himself. This, of course, leads to yet another classic Merlin rant about TFL! But buckle up, because things get truly wild when Merlin asks: what's the worst thing you've ever put your body through? This question is sparked by the mind-boggling (and frankly, slightly horrifying) news that people are costing the NHS £3 million by inserting bizarre items where the sun don't shine. We're talking toothbrushes, hairbrushes, glass bottles, a jam jar with pins in the lid, and even live eels. Yes, you heard that right. Then, we take another unforgettable trip to the Bronx Zoo. The story of a lady in a blonde wig climbing into the lion enclosure leads to a much deeper (and perhaps more relatable) question: have you ever told somebody you love them in a completely unexpected or truly bizarre situation? Get ready for an episode that's equal parts hilarious, stomach-churning, and utterly unmissable! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    22 min

  2. 07/30/2025

    Unpredictable Tales Episode 7: Foxes, Funerals, Feline Fiancés & Fluid Mysteries!

    Another week, another wild ride on Unpredictable Tales! Aaron's got some rat stories for you (don't ask!), and Merlin recounts the time he got cornered by a fox. Plus, prepare for a truly gross (and hilarious) anecdote about vomiting on an escalator at the O2! This week's main event? A shocking fight at a funeral! This leads our hosts to ponder: have you ever witnessed an unexpected brawl at an event? Then, things get truly bizarre as they discuss the lengths some people will go to for a place to live: would you marry your cat just to secure a rental? This sparks a deeper (and perhaps more relatable) question: have you ever fallen in love and committed too early? And finally, Merlin introduces a fun (and slightly horrifying) new game: Puddle or Piss? Have you ever wondered if that suspicious patch of water on the London Underground is just H2O, or could it be... something far less appealing? Get ready for plenty of laughs, gasps, and, as always, a healthy dose of oversharing! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    37 min

  3. 07/23/2025

    Unpredictable Tales Episode 6: Woof, Rants, and Pomegranate Pandemonium!

    Aaron and Merlin are BACK from their hiatus, and they've got some truly unpredictable tales for you! This week, prepare to be amazed (and slightly perplexed) as they dive into the story of a man who spent ¥14,000 to become a dog... only to change his mind. This wild tale sparks the question: if you could transform into any animal, what would it be? Plus, Merlin unleashes a passionate rant about the cardinal sins of London Underground etiquette. (Brace yourselves, fellow commuters!) And get ready for some serious fruit talk, including the controversial topic of eating a kiwi on the tube and the age-old debate: do you prick or spank a pomegranate with a wooden spoon? Finally, the duo asks: what's the strangest surprise you've ever received through your letterbox? Tune in for a whirlwind of laughs, rants, and truly unpredictable stories! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    32 min
  4. Unpredictable Tales Episode 5: Unicorn Sparkles & Spelling Slip-Ups!

    04/02/2025

    Unpredictable Tales Episode 5: Unicorn Sparkles & Spelling Slip-Ups!

    Welcome back to Unpredictable Tales with Aaron and Merlin, where the bizarre becomes the norm! This week, we dive headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of personal choices and epic fails. First up, would YOU change your name if someone else decided to adopt "Unicorn Sparkles"? We debate the ethics of unique monikers and the sheer audacity of glittery aliases. Then, hold onto your hats as we unravel the tale of an £800 tattoo that went hilariously wrong – a permanent piece of art marred by a glaring spelling mistake! Join us for laughs, gasps, and plenty of "what were they thinking?" moments. Tune in for your weekly dose of the delightfully unpredictable. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    24 min
  5. Unpredictable Tales: Episode 4 - Gorilla Antics & Canine Calamities (WE ARE NOT A SEX PODCAST!)

    03/26/2025

    Unpredictable Tales: Episode 4 - Gorilla Antics & Canine Calamities (WE ARE NOT A SEX PODCAST!)

    Hold onto your hats, folks, because Aaron and Merlin are back with an episode of Unpredictable Tales that's... well, unpredictable. Let's be absolutely clear: this is NOT a sex podcast. However, this week's stories and questions definitely venture into awkward territory. Prepare for tales that will leave you both shocked and bewildered, including the scandalous antics of two gorillas at the Bronx Zoo, and a truly unfortunate incident involving a man and his overly enthusiastic pet dog. The hosts bravely (or foolishly) delve into personal questions, asking: have you ever been caught in the act? And, have you ever sustained an injury during... ahem... the deed? This episode comes with a strong content warning: Aaron and Merlin definitely overshare. If you're ready for a dose of cringe-worthy humor and jaw-dropping anecdotes, then buckle up for a wild ride. Just remember, we warned you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    28 min
  6. Unpredictable Tales: Episode 3 - Revenge, Nakedness, and Hot Tub Trucks

    03/19/2025

    Unpredictable Tales: Episode 3 - Revenge, Nakedness, and Hot Tub Trucks

    Unpredictable Tales plunges into the depths of human... eccentricity in episode three! Join Aaron and Merlin as they explore the fiery realm of revenge, kicking things off with a tale of golf course vengeance gone wild involving a watering can and a potent dose of weed killer. They then delve into the often-awkward territory of public nudity, prompted by the bizarre (and slightly concerning) Nashville trend of hot tubs towed by pickup trucks. Prepare for hilarious anecdotes and potentially embarrassing confessions as they ask: have you ever been caught naked in public? And if so, why? This episode is a wild ride through petty grudges, unexpected exposure, and the sheer absurdity of modern trends. Get ready for a mix of shocking stories and laugh-out-loud moments that will leave you questioning everything. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    52 min
  7. Unpredictable Tales: Episode 2 - Piggy Pubs & Toilet Treasures

    03/12/2025

    Unpredictable Tales: Episode 2 - Piggy Pubs & Toilet Treasures

    Unpredictable Tales returns with another dose of the delightfully strange, and this time, things get a little... messy. Join Aaron and Merlin as they dive headfirst into a truly bizarre debate: should pigs be allowed in pubs? Prepare for passionate arguments and unexpected viewpoints as they tackle this crucial (and ridiculous) question. Then, brace yourselves for a deep dive into the world of toilet discoveries. Inspired by the New York woman who miraculously recovered her lost iPhone after a decade, they ask: what's the absolute strangest thing ever found in a toilet? Expect jaw-dropping anecdotes and, fair warning, a healthy dose of oversharing from our hosts. This episode is guaranteed to leave you laughing, slightly disgusted, and wondering what you've been flushing away. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    36 min
  8. Unpredictable Tales: Episode 1 - Travel Oddities

    03/05/2025

    Unpredictable Tales: Episode 1 - Travel Oddities

    Buckle up for a wild ride with "Unpredictable Tales," where hosts Aaron and Merlin delve into the bizarre and hilarious corners of stories that have somehow made it into the news. In their inaugural episode, they explore the strange and often daft stories surrounding travel. Prepare to be amazed and amused by tales of extreme penny-pinching, including the legendary man who mailed himself home to save on air fare. They also uncover a feathered fiasco at JFK, detailing a truly unusual bird smuggling incident that will leave you squawking with laughter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    28 min
  9. Unpredictable Tales The Trailer

    Season 1 Trailer

    Unpredictable Tales The Trailer

    Brand new comedy podcast with Aaron & Merlin. Two friends, Two Stories. Too Much? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 min

Trailer

About

Unpredictable Tales with Aaron and Merlin isn't your average storytelling podcast. Forget highbrow narratives and deep philosophical ponderings. Aaron and Merlin are here to celebrate the spectacularly, hilariously stupid stories that the world has to offer. Join them as they dive headfirst into bizarre local and national news. Each story will pose a question that doesn't really need to be answered.   Unpredictable Tales with Aaron and Merlin is the perfect antidote to seriousness. If you're looking for a podcast that celebrates the wonderfully absurd side of life, you've found it. Prepare to laugh, cringe, and shake your head in disbelief. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Information

  • Creator
    Hyperactive Monkey Productions
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Hyperactive Monkey Productions
  • Show Website
    Unpredictable Tales