The TexTenn Podcast

Keith & Clay
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Just two guys talking about business, life, and whatever else comes up. Keith Heavilin and Clay Blair share their experiences, tell some stories, and probably go off on a few tangents along the way. No script, just real conversations with a little humor thrown in.

  1. 1d ago

    Who Costs More: Fuel Companies, Kid Sports, or Politicians?

    Bad gas is expensive. Kid sports are a logistical hostage situation. Politicians somehow make both look reasonable. 😂 Keith and Clay kick things off with river dives, a near-freezing rescue mission for an RC boat, and the kind of gasoline explosion that makes a grown man check whether he still has eyebrows. Then comes the financial horror: 500 gallons of questionable fuel, a $1,000 sampling bill nobody agreed to, and a $4,000 quote to "polish" a tank the fuel company suddenly claims isn't theirs. Add Annabelle's team beating much older soccer players, seventh-grade volleyball schedules delivered at the last possible second, and parents realizing every kid's practice happens at exactly the same time. 🤦‍♂️ By the time local politics enters the chat, party labels are disappearing from ads, unpopular candidates are charging ahead anyway, and social-media comments have become their own brutal opinion poll. The costliest part might be the fuel, the sports calendar, or the sheer confidence required to run while everybody's typing "no, thank you." The answer gets messier and funnier the longer Keith and Clay keep talking. 🔥

  2. Aug 18

    My Kids Met a Bear, Then American Airlines Broke Me

    Paid status is a scam and Keith has receipts. 🔥 He dropped 500 bucks a year on the fancy card, got stranded overnight in Dallas with no bags, four people, and an American Airlines agent whose opening move was "how in the world do you think we could possibly know where your bag is?" Keith's rebuttal, that there are not in fact millions of people in that airport, so there are not millions of bags, is the kind of argument you only make when you're one comment away from saying something you'd regret in front of your kid. 🤦 Before all that, though: East Tennessee. Keith took the family up a mountain in a side-by-side, went creek-jumping on bus-sized boulders like he did as a kid, hung upside down off a zip line 250 feet in the air doing something called the Spider-Man, and watched a black bear raid a trash can while tourists walked past it from 20 feet away completely oblivious. 😂 Annabelle got the airbrushed Gatlinburg t-shirt to prove it, "I survived a bear encounter," which is only slightly less dramatic than what actually happened. Clay's over here hooking up trailers, delivering lawnmowers, and casually describing himself as an "esteemed" alumnus, which Keith refuses to let go. There's also a cheesecake debate, a hard truth about what $20 of cream cheese does to your profit margins, and the moment Keith stood on a rock over a waterfall and heard his own brain say you are not in your 20s anymore. He listened. Mostly. Somewhere between the bear, the baggage claim, and a daughter turning 13 in fifteen days, one of these guys admits he's much closer to 60 than he'd like, then immediately tries to change the subject. 😅

  3. Aug 4

    Would You Rather Fight City Hall or a Yellowstone Buffalo?

    Somehow, a conversation about summer vacation turns into City Hall drama, charging buffalo, questionable wildlife decisions, and a raccoon dismantling a company laptop. 😂 Keith is getting ready to drag the family through an aggressively packed Smoky Mountains itinerary, while Clay is reminded that maybe he should finally take Jamie to the Alamo—the place he's been telling her "burned down." Back home, Corpus Christi finally has water moving in the right direction, but Keith's frustration with the City Council definitely hasn't gone anywhere. 💧 Between rising lake levels, desalination arguments, political maneuvering, and Clay's beautifully simple ballot proposal, "Do you want water? Yes? No." The local update quickly becomes another reminder of how TexTenn somehow keeps turning into Keith vs. City Hall. And somehow, that's still not the wildest part. Clay recalls casually wandering within 50 yards of Yellowstone buffalo before realizing those giant fuzzy tanks can absolutely ruin your day. From there, the animal stories spiral: badgers fighting dogs, Penelope the raccoon destroying a brand-new company laptop, Paco the hedgehog meeting an unfortunate end in his food bowl, full-grown mail-order ducks, and Keith buying a ball python because he needed a solution for leftover biology-class mice. 🤦‍♂️ By the time they're done, Clay has rejected a political career, Keith has confessed to an alarming number of questionable pet decisions, and a Yellowstone buffalo somehow looks like the more reasonable opponent. Honestly, take the buffalo.

  4. Jul 28

    The Odyssey Was Good. The Oysters Were a Greek Tragedy.

    Nothing says "we're back" like broken audio, magical South Texas heat, and a city council finding fresh ways to make everybody nervous. Keith and Clay catch up on booming lawn-mower sales, questionable water decisions, and the very specific funk of a three-hour movie at Century 16. 😂 Then the conversation swerves from sushi-induced misery and a six-month oyster recovery to Annabelle absolutely smoking grown men on the go-kart track. There's also some uncomfortable honesty about forgetting people's names, judging customers by appearances, and keeping an aging work truck alive through one wildly expensive repair after another. 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, eleven-year-old Graham has somehow become the investor, owner, and only employee of a homemade fishing-lure company, without gaining permission to turn the family kitchen into a bait factory. 🔥 The real suspense is deciding what breaks first: the rebuilt transmission, the business partnership, or Keith's promise to record on schedule.

  5. Jun 30

    Fixing Stuff Got Expensive, and Nobody Knows How Anymore

    Fixing stuff used to be normal. Now a busted chainsaw can come back with a $400 repair bill, and everybody in the room suddenly starts questioning the economy, the future, and their life choices. 😂 Keith and Clay get into repair culture, the disappearing small-engine mechanic, why buying new sometimes feels cheaper than fixing old, and how a kid learning carburetors from YouTube might actually be ahead of the rest of us. Then somehow the conversation swerves into 3D-printed tractor parts, a fake Corpus bayfront AI image, soccer confusion, bad office buildings, bad Mexican food, and a Stanley cup that becomes a love language. 🤦‍♂️ The whole thing feels like repair culture crashing into modern life: nobody wants disposable junk, nobody wants a $400 chainsaw bill, and nobody is totally sure who's going to fix all this stuff when the old-school mechanics are gone. Here's what we get into in this episode… Small engine mechanics becoming harder to find Why repair costs can now rival replacement costs Disposable culture and why people throw things away instead of fixing them Kids learning hands-on repair skills through trial, failure, and YouTube 3D printing parts for old equipment when replacements no longer exist Corpus Christi's water levels and city council frustrations The fake-looking AI image used for Corpus Christi's bayfront One Shoreline office building problems: no AC, leaking fire suppression pipes, and lease renewal issues Soccer talk, Turkey/Türkiye confusion, and Clay's lack of enthusiasm Local food disappointment, the waitress "breakthrough," and Clay's giant Stanley cup gift Press play for the part where a simple "can this be fixed?" turns into small engines, city council, leaky pipes, fake bridges, and Clay just wanting pancakes. 🔥

  6. Jun 23

    Texas Tech Paid $5M for a QB Who Bet on His Own Team

    Everybody speeds on Highway 37. That's not a confession, it's a survival tactic. If you're not doing 85, you're the one left in everyone's dust. 🤷‍♂️ So when a cop drops the limit, parks around the corner, and catches Keith going 50, the only real question is how fast you can find the $150 lawyer who makes it disappear before it ever touches your record. Spoiler: faster than you'd think, and way cheaper than six hours of defensive driving. This one's got range. Keith's daughter shows up to school Clay on Messi pulling off a hat trick while Clay openly admits soccer is his "aggravation," not his passion 😂. Then it gets into the stuff that actually makes you laugh-wince: a German sales rep nearly losing it on a Zoom call because she's been told every Texan is exactly the wild stereotype, foreigners landing for the World Cup and falling head over heels for Waffle House, Chick-fil-A, and a Bass Pro Shop the size of a small country. 🔥 And the sports takes get heated: Texas Tech dropped $5 million on a quarterback who put money on his own team, a judge cleared him to play, and meanwhile Pete Rose has been gone for years and still isn't in the Hall of Fame. Make it make sense. 🤦‍♂️ The roadside request that left Keith biting his tongue, the jury summons that goes straight in the trash with the unopened mail, the 49-year-old who swears he can still land a backflip, it all tumbles out the way the best conversations do, where you came for one thing and stayed for six. Here's what we get into in this episode… The $150 lawyer hack for beating speeding tickets The cop who wanted to see the concealed-carry gun Texas gun culture vs. how outsiders see it Messi, the World Cup, and Clay's soccer hatred Foreigners falling for Waffle House and Chick-fil-A The Texas Tech QB betting scandal Pete Rose and the sports-gambling double standard Jury summons and ignored mail UFC night at the White House Why golf is the best pro sport to play Press play and find out whether America actually watched that 2 o'clock match, or whether Clay's phone stayed on Do Not Disturb the whole time.

  7. Jun 16

    Spectrum Outage 2026: Running a Business on a Calculator

    You know what nobody tells you about losing the internet for an entire day? You suddenly find out how much of your life is held together by a Wi-Fi signal and pure hope. 🤦‍♂️ Spectrum Gate 2026 took out everything from town to the island, and Keith and Clay are still processing the chaos: phones dead, hotspots crawling, and 25 backed-up Slack messages firing off at 4:01pm to a very confused team. Meanwhile, Clay's running sales tax on a calculator and shredding handwritten credit card numbers like it's 1987. Honestly? He says the quiet was kind of nice. 😂 Then there's the AT&T saga, which is less a phone-company complaint and more a hostage situation. 🔥 Three hours on hold to pay a three-dollar charge. A six-digit code that never works. An account so buried that even AT&T can't find it. Clay finally taps out and crawls back to Verizon, and Keith; grandfathered into a 2001 plan he refuses to touch, just nods along like a man who's never known this kind of pain. The two of them don't agree on much here, which is exactly what makes it good. The pettiness peaks with the great "Notify Anyway" feud. Clay forced a text through Keith's Do Not Disturb, so Keith quietly stripped his override powers and put him in the penalty box. 😂 From there it spirals, Uncle Clay flatly refusing to care about the World Cup OR his own niece's soccer games, the Caitlin Clark trade rumors, a drone somehow lodged inside a helicopter, and Keith's deep, unshakable loyalty to a half-empty movie theater 50 minutes away. Here's what we talked about in this episode… Spectrum Gate 2026 took down the whole region AT&T turned a $3 charge into a 3-hour nightmare Everyone uses the same towers, but coverage still isn't equal Keith revoked Clay's "Notify Anyway" privileges Uncle Clay refuses to care about the World Cup or his niece's games They'd trade the coach before they'd ever trade Caitlin Clark A drone somehow got lodged inside a helicopter Keith will drive 50 minutes for a half-empty movie theater It's two guys, one buzzing cell phone they can't figure out how to silence, and a conversation that wanders exactly where it wants to. The outage is just an excuse, the hang is the whole point. 🔥

  8. Jun 10

    Ghosted at Work, Gouged at FIFA, and Confused by City Hall

    Some employees give two weeks' notice. Others go to lunch on day two and vanish forever. 😂 Keith and Clay trade workplace ghosting stories, argue over whether employment is really just a transaction, and establish one very reasonable rule: quit whenever you want, just let somebody know you're still alive. From there, the conversation spirals exactly where it should: Clay sells every mower he has after the rain finally shows up, Keith becomes a self-appointed South Texas water expert, and Corpus Christi's desalination debate turns into a full city-council therapy session. Add a $110 Messi shirt, a UFC stage bigger than the White House, Tennessee softball heartbreak, and an AI-generated goatee nobody asked for. 🤦‍♂️🔥 Here's what we talked about in this episode… New hires who ghost the job When work becomes transactional Selling out of mowers after the rain Lake Mathis finally starts rising Corpus Christi's desalination debate Nate Bargatze's clean comedy push Tennessee softball gets eliminated twice FIFA jerseys and family sticker shock A UFC fight at the White House Clay vs. technology and the AI goatee The conversation starts with a bad shirt and somehow ends with America reminding England who won 250 years ago. Somewhere in between, everything goes off the rails in the most TexTenn way possible and you'll want to hear how they got there.

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Just two guys talking about business, life, and whatever else comes up. Keith Heavilin and Clay Blair share their experiences, tell some stories, and probably go off on a few tangents along the way. No script, just real conversations with a little humor thrown in.

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  • Creator
    Keith & Clay
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    65
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2025
  • Show Website
    The TexTenn Podcast

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