Vertically Unstable

Vertically Unstable

Vertically Unstable: where wit meets wisdom! Meet Kelly, corporate 🇨🇦 and Christy, 🇺🇸 entrepreneur. Join us for laughs, wild stories and badassery!

  1. 3d ago

    S2 Ep25 - Shut the F*ck Up Mom: The Sports Parent Episode

    Competitive sports will teach your kids discipline, resilience, teamwork and how to lose their shit when the ref makes a bad call. And apparently, it teaches the parents a few things too. Kelly and Christy are joined by writer, artist, advertising powerhouse and mom of three boys, Julia Melle, for a very honest conversation about raising competitive athletes. They get into the fine line between supporting your kid and becoming the parent everyone hopes won't sit next to them, why no referee has ever overturned a call because you yelled louder, and the difference between cheering, coaching and quietly talking shit to yourself on the sidelines. They also talk about knowing when you're investing in your kid's dream versus your own, the realities of college recruiting, using your professional skills to become a full-on momager, the pressure and opportunities of playing college sports, injuries and recovery, and why sometimes the best thing you can give an athlete is a little space after the game. Plus: sports parents by sport, booming dads, secret sideline signals, cowbells, bleach bottles, questionable hydration, the emotional trauma of lacrosse rules, and why every sports parent eventually needs to find their people. Because you're not just raising an athlete. You're raising a human who has to learn how to compete, lose, recover, lead, make decisions and eventually tell you to shut the f**k up from the field. And yes, Julia still recommends a Blow Pop for the sideline.

  2. Aug 11

    S2 Ep21 How Did Adulthood Become a Logistics Department?

    Apparently adulthood is just one giant operations department and nobody bothered to tell us there would be this much f*****g logistics. Kelly is back after a 40-hour cross-country drive, hauling her daughter's life from California to Canada while her husband somehow managed to drive across the U.S. twice. Christy has returned from a "vacation" with the kids in Florida and is now running on approximately three minutes of sleep while everyone panics about back-to-school. We catch up on the chaos of summer: road trips, moving across borders, 127-degree heat, questionable McDonald's decisions, Austin work trips, loud restaurants, car sickness, cocktails, tater tots, and the eternal question of why nobody can just make a normal French fry. Then there's the emotional stuff. Christy's kids are heading back to school, complete with middle-school anxiety, team assignments that apparently determine the fate of civilization, and approximately 47 back-to-school events. Meanwhile, Kelly is saying goodbye to California and trying to emotionally prepare for a new chapter in Washington that she hasn't even experienced yet. Because apparently in midlife, you're simultaneously managing everyone else's logistics while wondering where the hell your own life went. So grab your Diet Coke, wine, or whatever beverage is getting you through the week. We're catching up, oversharing, judging French fries, and trying to figure out what the hell we're doing. Welcome to Vertically Unstable. 💋

  3. Jul 21

    S2 Ep 20: If We Won the Lottery We Would Be Absolutely Insufferable

    What would happen if two slightly unhinged Gen X women suddenly had unlimited money? Spoiler alert: We'd become completely unbearable... and we'd love every second of it. In this episode, Kelly and Christy dive headfirst into the fantasy of "stupid rich" life. Not regular rich. We're talking private jet, glam squad, house manager, personal chef, yacht, sports suites, custom pajamas, and someone whose full-time job is making sure your Diet Coke magically appears exactly when you want it. From debating whether we'd own a yacht or charter one, to hiring assistants for our assistants, building art galleries, rescuing donkeys, buying entire wardrobes without repeating an outfit, and planning philanthropic world domination... absolutely nothing is off limits. Along the way we also ask the important questions: Would money actually change us?Would we become completely insufferable?How many luxury homes is too many?And why do rich people somehow get everything for free?Expect plenty of laughs, ridiculous hypotheticals, a few unexpectedly wholesome moments, and the realization that while we'd definitely become bougier... we'd still be the same sarcastic women underneath it all. 🎙️ Grab a drink, suspend reality for an hour, and come imagine the most gloriously over-the-top version of life with us. Because if we ever hit the lottery... our friends are getting on the private jet whether they like it or not.

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Vertically Unstable: where wit meets wisdom! Meet Kelly, corporate 🇨🇦 and Christy, 🇺🇸 entrepreneur. Join us for laughs, wild stories and badassery!

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